Need she even ask?

Edit: Give me a second...

All the images are somehow tilted if you open them in another window. Let me fix this.

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)05:20 No. 678522 ID: 2be0da
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The goblin Queen tries reluctantly to push you away, which might actually have been just an excuse to feel your abs

GOBLIN QUEEN: "I-i really can't! Goblin Laws are strict about this k-kind of stuff!"

"BUT, AREN'T YOU THE QUEEN? DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU MAKE THE LAWS HERE?"

GOBLIN QUEEN: "..."

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)05:21 No. 678523 ID: 2be0da
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GOBLIN QUEEN: "CHAMBERLAIN!"

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)05:23 No. 678524 ID: 2be0da
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GOBLIN CHAMBERLAIN: "Yeeeees, your highness?"

GOBLIN QUEEN: "Am i allowed to change laws or make new ones?"

GOBLIN CHAMBERLAIN: "Of course, your highness. You are the queen..."

GOBLIN QUEEN: "Do you remember that whole law about human-goblin relationship? Delete that law"

GOBLIN CHAMBERLAIN: "I beg your pardon?"

GOBLIN QUEEN: "Did i stutter?"

GOBLIN CHAMBERLAIN: "N-no my queen. it will be done."

GOBLIN QUEEN: "GOOD! Now tell everyone else to not disturb me for any reason untill i say so."

GOBLIN CHAMBERLAIN: "A-as you wish, your highness"

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)05:24 No. 678525 ID: 2be0da
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The queen comes back in the room and slams the door behind her

GOBLIN QUEEN: "Sooooooo... still up for that cultural exchange ?"

>>678513
Absolutely, your highness. This humble ambassador would be honored to participate in a vigorous exchange of culture in your embassy. There are heavy matters thrust before us.

Need she even ask?

Make with the forbidden love for the short time that it's still forbidden.

I believe you were examining my tracts of land. If you wouldn't mind I would like to admire yours as well.

>>678525
There is no sun here to achieve what will be spoken, but so dramatic will be pose be that it shall be accomplished.

Silhouetted by a setting sun, a man flexing dynamically with a crotch forward thrust explodes the pants which scarcely contain his holy spear! FOR LOVE~!

Suggestion 2015/10/21(Wed)06:28 No. 678533 ID: 2be0da
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You follow the queen in her chambers, where she hops on an incredibly large sized bed.

You sit next to her, ready to teach and learn.

But you stop for a moment, you have a terrible feeling...

GOBLIN QUEEN: "Something is bothering you, knight?"

"I DON'T KNOW YOUR HIGHNESS. CONSIDERING HOW MY DAY HAS GONE SO FAR, I'M FEARING SOMETHING WRONG IS GOING TO HAPPEN QUITE SOON..."

Suggestion 2015/10/21(Wed)06:31 No. 678534 ID: 2be0da
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GOBLIN QUEEN: "Well, the only thing wrong that i can see here is that our clothes are still on."


GOBLIN QUEEN: "And that is solved quickly~"


You have unlocked an ending: Choose your reward!

http://strawpoll.me/5792786

There needs to be a "Keep the party going" option on that poll. There are surely plenty of other sexy monsters out there that would like a visit from a noble knight.

This better end with you becoming the first human Goblin King with a draconic ally.

I'd like to choose "unforseen consequences".

>Tasteful fade to black
>Has votes
Shit we have more restraint then I thought.

>>678539
Damn straight
>Halloween short Quest
you had no idea did you?

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)08:40 No. 678544 ID: 2be0da
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You and the queen start your cultural exchange.

The queen decides to start, teaching you about politics among the goblin tribes and the relative customs between nobility and diplomats.

It's really a thrilling lecture that grabs your attention completely.

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)08:43 No. 678545 ID: 2be0da
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But you are not just here to listen and learn.

As you promise, you show and explain your kingdom history and geography, while confronting your notes about lands and agricolture with the queen.

She surely is knowledgeable about plowing.

Sir Humpy 2015/10/21(Wed)08:56 No. 678548 ID: 2be0da
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Both impressed by the incredible package of knowledge held by the other, you decide to continue this cultural exchange for quite a long time.

Times passes, and between you and the queen something more than lust blossoms.

And thus ends the story of Sir... i mean King Humprey Mcmanhammer.

For your holy quest brought you here in the monsterlands in search of a quick lay, but what you found was something more. A short and stacked soulmate, with a mind as unpure as yours, and a lust that is second to no one!

-SOULMATE ENDING-

ACHIEVEMENTS

-Soulmate: You found something more precious than a good lay in your quest!

-Out of the Jotunzone : You consoled and comforted the dragoness, allowing her to build enough courage to ask her ice giant neighbor out. She is now friend with your kingdom, and so is the ice giant population.

-Chill bro!: You managed to avoid a fight with the deadly fire golem

-Slimy second base: you managed to have a handful of that sweet jello grace.

-Dynamic entrance!: You smashed through the impenetrable walls of the goblin fortress, allowing you to talk directly with the goblin queen



Endings unlocked: 1/16

I had fun drawing this short quest. Thanks for your partecipation everyone!

>>678549
I bet you're aware of buttsmithy dot com.

If you do, I commend your taste.

>>678548
BEST ENDING I SAY!!!

>>678548
Awww
That should've been a Valentine's Day quest

Requesting a continuation, about Goblin Queen & Humpy ruling their kingdom.

Will there be a sequel? like maybe their goblin/human daughter going to try get some sweet human wingwang.
or maybe let us try again to get a different ending

>Endings unlocked: 1/16
So... ng+?

>>678569
In my experience, first ending is best ending. We should hope for a sequel of this one than ruining it with alternative timelines and whatnot.

Valentine's Day Sequel?

I need something to look forward to

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)02:51 No. 678691 ID: ccaee6
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>>678551
Maaaaaaaaaaybe ahahah.

>>678568
>>678569

I'm not sure going for other endings would be good. Most of the gimmick of having Humpy try and fail would become stale quickly i think. I can tell you the various endings in case. They all depend on the order of choices you went through, in this case: Dragoness - Comfort Dragoness - Go to slime - Avoid fight with Flame golem - Slingshot - Encounter with the Goblin Queen - Soulmate ending.

>>678568
>>678565
>>678657

I could try to work on a sequel for Valentine's day. If people remind me to do it ahah.


As a bonus: havea picture of all the monster girls/ girl monsters you can be with in this quest!

>>678691
Hydra is worst girl, I bet.

>>678719
This statement obviously comes from a man who has never had every inch of his body covered by tongues.

>>678722
This statement comes from a man who does not want a waifu.

>I could try to work on a sequel for Valentine's day. If people remind me to do it ahah.
I will have to try to remember that.

>>678719
Worst girl or worst girls?

>>678691
Would've been interesting to see what the harpies were like.

Anyway, how about a prequel about the Goblin Queen? She seems as horny and silly as Humpy, so her misandventures in looking for a hunky man could be fun as well.

>>678691
Tell us about the endings!

>>678736
Let's not. She seems to be silly and horny in a repressed sort of manner. Plus, she had a husband prior to Sir Humpy. Seriously, who wants to open THAT bag of beans?

>>678766
Yes, tell us of other endings.

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)13:20 No. 678772 ID: ccaee6
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>Anyway, how about a prequel about the Goblin Queen? She seems as horny and silly as Humpy, so her misandventures in looking for a hunky man could be fun as well.

>Let's not. She seems to be silly and horny in a repressed sort of manner. Plus, she had a husband prior to Sir Humpy. Seriously, who wants to open THAT bag of beans?

Goblin's Queen Lascivia's story isn't really that interesting.

She is a young goblin girl from a wealthy family in the fortress. She was married to the old king of the goblins, Stinkeye the scarred one.

Stinkeye didn't survive the honeymoon. His stamina and hips gave out under the goblin's queen power.

After that she found herself pretty much locked inside the goblin fortress, with the only comfort gave by her by random hooks up with goblin guards and the magazines that her handmaidens gave her to try to cheer her up and fight her boredom. The goblin Kingdom was closed in itself. Due to the goblin cowardice mostly, they avodided contact with most of the monsters and the humans.

She wasn't even aware that, as a queen, she has the power to do whatever she actually wanted. Until Humpy pointed that out.

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)13:31 No. 678774 ID: ccaee6
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>Hydra is worst girl, I bet.

Hydra is a nicer girl that you might think, when you get to know her. She did have intercourses with the flame golem, and ruined the relationship between the dragoness and the golem. But she felt sorry for it (Well at least 3 out of 5 heads), and the flame golem was the one insisting to continue a relationship.

Until he heard a new girl monster moved in the swamp.

Gnuk 2015/10/22(Thu)14:07 No. 678778 ID: ccaee6
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>Tell us about the endings!

>Yes, tell us of other endings.

1) You go straight to the slime - You have no way to prove that the golem is a douche nor any way to talk to the slime - The golem incinerates you - bad ending

2) You choose to go to the harpies - You refuse the magical ring - the Harpies try to eat you - you run away barely. taking a bunch of feathers with you - you go to the slime girl - you accidentally discover that she is really ticklish - she accidentally kills you and the flame golem

3) - 4) You choose to go to the harpies - you accept the gift of a magical ring that allows you to talk with monsters that don't speak human - One of the harpy falls for you - she helps you run away from the other harpies - You go to the slime - You tell about what the flame golem did - You can't prove it though and the golem tries to incinerate you - the slime gets pissed and kicks both of you out of the swamps - after this you can go either to dragoness or goblin fortress, but the first will storm out to take revenge, while on the second place you are not let in - you go back to the human lands with your balls as blue as the blood of the nobles

5) You go first to the goblin fortress - the guards don't let you in - you run away as they fire arrows at you - you go to the slime and face the golem - You can face the golem due to being angry about the arrows and defeat him - the slime girl runs away terrified - you go to the dragoness and tell her you avenged her honor - the dragoness falls for you - You can choose to stay with her as her new boyfriend - she shares her knowledge and power with you.

6) You go first to the goblin fortress - the guards don't let you in - you run away as they fire arrows at you - you go to the slime and face the golem - You can face the golem due to being angry about the arrows and defeat him - the slime girl runs away terrified - you go to the Hydra instead and talk to her about the flame golem - she gets angry for letting the flame golem take his liberties - you can console her - she falls for you.

7) You go first to the dragoness and console her - you get the amulet - you go to the harpies - you get the ring - you can go to the fortress - you are taken prisoner and left in the dungeon until the dragoness busts you free and takes you back to the human lands as a thank you for consoling her.

8) You go first to the dragoness and console her - you get the amulet - you go to the harpies - you get the ring - you go to the slime - you show the amulet and drive the fire golem away - you are able to speak with the slime - you get rather some real slimy action going on

9) - 10) You go first to the goblin fortress - the guards don't let you in - you run away as they fire arrows at you - Harpies - take the ring - run away - go to slime - you face the golem and defeat him - You are able to explain to the slime what happened - You can try to swoon her and have sex with her - then she accompanies you to dragoness or hydra - Dragoness falls for you. - if you go to the Hydra, the slime girl will vouch for you and you can try to seduce the hydra as well. (double giant waifu endings)

11) - 12) You go first to the goblin fortress - the guards don't let you in - you run away as they fire arrows at you - you go to the slime and face the golem - You can face the golem due to being angry about the arrows and defeat him - the slime girl runs away terrified - you go to Harpies - You can either accept the ring or not - The harpies eats you, as you are too tired to fight back or run away, even with the help of the harpy that falls for you.

13) at any point - you go to the dragoness - you offer to be a revenge fuck - she accepts - you don't feel good after that. For the rest of the quest (if it is not the ending) you start feeling worse and worse on what you do. - You end up giving up and return to the human lands.

14) You go first to the goblin fortress - the guards don't let you in - you run away as they fire arrows at you - you go to the slime and face the golem - You can face the golem due to being angry about the arrows and defeat him - the slime girl runs away terrified - you go to the dragoness and tell her you avenged her honor - the dragoness falls for you - You get on with her - you choose to go to any other place or girl - she gets angry and kills you.

15) You choose to go to the harpies - you accept the gift of a magical ring that allows you to talk with monsters that don't speak human - One of the harpy falls for you - she helps you run away from the other harpies - You go to the dragoness - you console her and the harpy helps you by making the dragoness interested in you - You move to the slime swamp - Dragoness pummels flame golem - You can calm dragoness down - this impresses the slime girl - you three move all together to the goblin fortress - the goblins are too scared to stop you (you have a giant slime and a dragon with you) - the Queen falls for you, as you enter the fortress, riding the dragoness like a sexy god of war. - You live happily with the four girls (Harem Ending)

>>678778
But can 15 truly be a Harem Route without the Hydra?

>>678783
They're competing exclusive harem ending. You can either get the harem of 4 gals, or the harem of hydra heads.

>>678778
damn, that's thorough.

>>678778
Wow, that certainly is exhaustive.

>>678778
Damn, thats enough material to make a little text based game/point and click/visual novel.

>the Queen falls for you, as you enter the fortress, riding the dragoness like a sexy god of war
That can be really cool or rather weird depending on what you mean by "riding the dragoness".

Gnuk 2015/10/23(Fri)12:44 No. 678908 ID: 294224
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>>678799
the old fashion, ancient god of war, way.


>>678784
>>678783

Hydra and Dragoness can't stand each other. Therefore you can't have Hydra if you have the dragoness and you need to go through the dragoness to get the goblin queen for the harem ending.

>>678908
Why are you so based?

One question: WHO was the Sergal huntress that Humpy talked to at the beginning? She seems like a potential main character for your next short quest.

>>678778
Hold on you never mentioned the sergals.
Did we even have a chance with them?
or kobolds for that matter. or snake people. or minotaurs. or a lot of other monsters.
Yea we defensively need a sequel.

Gnuk 2015/10/27(Tue)13:07 No. 679666 ID: c48e9d
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>>678925
>>679657

Sergal Girl and Lamia were meant to set the stage for the quest. The first girl monster to show how bad Humpy is on his own, the second to give Humpy the informations about the other girls.

I choose those 5 monsters (Hydra, Slime, goblin, harpies and dragoness) from a mix of previous suggestions and other stuffs that i had in mind.

I didn't really have much of a plan to make the quest too serious or too long to be honest. The gig of Humpy being unlucky and basically a moron would have became stale soon.

If i ever do a sequel to this, i'll surely going to include more type of monsters (kobolds, minotaurs, demons, gnomes, yetis, giants, etc.)

>>679666
wups, also forgot to say that i know pretty much nothing about Sergals, so i don't really know how i'd make a quest about them. ahah.