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685827 No. 685827 ID: 939c7f

Love, hate, betrayal and kindness... Who's to say whats right or wrong... Stumble a thousand times and never once was it your fault... But can you get back up! Change the world and be the hero... Is there even a good end~?

Chapter 1

-The Tale of Two kings-
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No. 696673 ID: 2ccbb3

Death from above
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No. 696687 ID: e791d9

open the door, let's find out how this all works, shall we?
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No. 696689 ID: 939c7f
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>You open the door to find a rather well dressed man. His head is partially exploded open, and blue mist seeps out from his hollow skull...

Cromwell - Why Hello~ I introduce myself, I am Mr. Cromwell or Sir Cromwelingson if you please, and I am happy to be the very first entity to make your acquaintance on this lovely twilight~! I couldn't help but notice that you are a new deity in the neighborhood and would absolutely adore to extent a personal greetings to you from the rest of the civilized spiritual world~ (Smile Crom, remember to smile... exposed teeth, mortals like exposed teeth...)

>Near behind him is a squat puss ridden man with crab legs, and off to the side sits another well dressed man in a red suit, his face is hidden by a black fedora as he slowly rolls a cigarette...

Cromwell - Now, you must be asking yourself, How am I going to attract the will and souls of many mortals to your new religion without a hand full of souls at your immediate disposition, right~? Well the answer is simple, Advertising! And that's why I'm here~ You see, mortals don't really care about songs from bards or preachures from clerics, mortals love shiny metal and magic doodads! My job is to offer a convenient way to acquire and transport artifacts, relics and macguffins from this realm to the mortal realm, and when those mortals see the sweet magical ass blasting great-sword you gave your paladin, they'll swoon over you and flock to your reliquary to worship you in no time~ So in a nutshell, I'm an Advertising agency~! Say my I come in so we can discuss things in detail?

Red suit - Be careful with your answer friend~ If you invite someone in your pocket dimension, you can't force them out...

Cromswell - (what is he trying to hurt my sales?) Ahh haha too true, too true, I assumed you knew... Hahaha... but I have no ill intentions, I simply would like to go over details and... themes... You see, with my experience in artificery, nearly nothing is impossible, so long as you have enough virgin roses~

>_ _ _
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No. 696698 ID: 3663d3

hmmm, ask red what the rules are. does he have any power in here besides unstoppable freeloading? cause if his only power is "wont leave" it will be fine.

also, we already have followers, and... a sort of high priest?
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No. 696699 ID: e791d9

...hooold it.
first, what are virgin roses, and how difficult are they to get.
Aaand...No offense good sir, but we are a more peaceful god. Not exactly inclined towards matters like handing out cleaving axes of fury or an arrow of famination!
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No. 696701 ID: 211d83

First of all what sort of currency are we talking about. Cause we just got roped into this nonsense and are starting out with a blank slate.

And second I am not a ascended mortal but a ascended piece of cutlery so the teeth thing is horribly offensive. (Just joking)
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No. 696704 ID: 85e478

Before we let this guy in we should talk to the other two. Especially that redsuit guy.
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No. 696705 ID: 2ccbb3

NOT INTERESTED.

This is a bad idea. You can practically see the "commissioner's fee" in worshippers. Plus, this is less about religion and more about infestation, so guys like this will subvert their services to take you down.

Take a peek at the neighborhood. Then figure out how you're going to install a turret here.
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No. 696709 ID: b8ceae

>>696689
...
Say nothing, just close the door.
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No. 696718 ID: 8112ba

>>696701
I think the Mortal comment was heard through telepathy, but "I'm just an ascended piece of cutlery" is a good preface to asking about what's what.

>>696705
>>696709
Oh come now, we could probably use since help here, and magical weapons sent from "heaven" sounds awesome.
That said, I want to know what virgin roses are, and what the other two offer, first.

My guesses on the roses: 1) a literal unpolinated flutter. 2) a rare breed of rose. 3) unbroken hymens or specifically virgin vaginas.
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No. 696729 ID: a99560

>>696718
The question of how we take virgin sacrifice WAS on our new religion stat card. We chose deflowering, as I recall.
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No. 696734 ID: f7a64f

Hah, you have us pegged all wrong sir. We don't want a bunch of freeloaders and other assorted randoms in here. True believers only yeah?

Speak to others if either of you wanna try hurry up, I have a million things to do today.
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No. 696736 ID: 15720c

>>696734
We get our power from worship, and those random loafers are our currency to trade out for powers that do cost souls.
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No. 696817 ID: edea14

so... they are all different "Advertising agencies" ?
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No. 696845 ID: 939c7f
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>>696705
You take a peek at the neighborhood.

>Looking outside you find it rather empty and plain, there's literally no color outside your pocket, though you can see other doors and it feels like there's roads and paths... it's very strange, but you feel at home in the nothingness... above your door is written into a metal plaque: 94"12"33 You feel that makes sense somehow and you could probably find another door based on their number quite easily...

>>696701
Gatling - I am not a ascended mortal but a ascended piece of cutlery so the teeth thing is horribly offensive. (you say jokingly)

Cromwell - Oh my, I'm sorry. Just as well! I'm quite certain I wasn't doing it right anyways...

>>696699
Gatling - No offense good sir, but we are a more peaceful god. Not exactly inclined towards matters like handing out cleaving axes of fury or an arrow of famination!

Cromwell - Not a problem! I offer all sorts of delicious divine and damned goodies~ perhaps a lantern to repel dark dreams, a blazing blue brassiere that calms the mind and incites poetic thought? Ahh.. a preserved skull, with but a touch it permits the use of broken limbs as if they were good as new~!

>>696698
You ask the man in red, what the rules are.

Red - oh sure, my pleasure...

Cromwell - Oh don't fret, no need to get up, Clearly you've earned their trust, but I have yet to earn mine... Allow me to explain in all honnestly the rules and if I lie then your red dressed friend can call me out~ though he wont, I simply detest lying...

>The red suited man sits back down and lights his cigarette, it smells of cherry wood...

Cromwell - So, in the spirit realm, there are a long list of rules named the demon code, as the name suggests it was devised by demons and approved by angels. It favors both parties equally and helps maintain a certain balance between the various forces. AS you know, if I were to simply walk into your pocket here and now, you could will me a away instantly with no trouble, but if you invite me in, I would be able to resist you, as such I suggest you get a good lock for that door, maybe even set someone to guard it, wouldn't want a nobody mortal inviting soul eating fiends into your precious realm~

>The red man nods.
Cromwell - another important thing to know is the phrase, "you have my word" if a denizen of the spirit realm makes a promise using that phrase they must uphold it, otherwise a red mark appears on our face... this mark is very difficult to get rid of and requires administrative paperwork... That mark is a terrible plight on anyone here, since it means you can't be trusted... and trust is as good as gold in this land...

>The red man nods again...

Cromwell - And quite possibly the most important thing to know about this place is the phrase, "Shall we have tea instead?" and "We'll meet in court"... If you are attacked in the spirit realm, you can offer to solve the conflict non violently over tea. doing this should cause a small blue ribbon to appear on your wrist, provided you're sincere about your offer, if the assailant refuses, a red ribbon should appear on their wrist... And finally, claiming to meet someone in court. Lawyer devils can hear that phrase from across the universe and tend to flock on you when you shout it... in fact there's probably one on his way right now... IT'S OKAY, I'M JUST GIVING AN EXAMPLE TO A NEW DEITY! Ehh... they'll probably show up anyways... anyhow... All the rules of the demon code are listed in the main entry of the Juristdictum offionatorum, coodinates: 34"22"91 They review the rules every three months so check by every now and again~

>The red man smiles and claps his hands silently...

>>696699
>>696701
you ask him what virgin roses are, and how difficult they are to get.

Cromwell - Ah! so you are indeed very green... Well allow me to show you, this is a virgin rose...

>He pulls a simple, thornless rose from his sleeve... it smells of innocence and pride...

Cromwell - This is the currency of the spirit realm, they are used for trade as well as many rituals, in fact most actions worth note in the spirit realm consume virgin roses, which is why we use them as legal tender... These roses are the literal virginity of fair maidens. You'll acquire them when a mortal maidens virginity is sacrificed to you, whether they be willing or not... You'll note that each flower has ten pedals, these pedals are also currency, like copper coins in a silver... there's also virgin souls... they are worth ten roses and are received when the life of a virgin maiden is sacrificed to you...

>He removes a glowing blue orb, within is a burning slit... it hums slightly... (it looks like blue Sauron)

Cromwell - please be aware that the souls of virgin maidens sacrificed this way do not awake into this realm, they do not sleep, breathe, see, blink, hear, smell, feel, eat, drink, dream or even think... they are as much a person a the coins in a tellers pockets... If this is abhorrent to you, then don't do it, if the idea of ten times the profit for double the effort seems like a good idea then I'll gladly offer my services and lighten your pockets, but do not make a ruckus over this currency, it's more trouble than it's worth... virgin souls have started wars... Virgin souls have ended wars...

Red man - All too true... well said indeed...

Cromwell - Now... since you don't have any money, I doubt you could by any of my goods. So as a sign of good faith and to help you fetch more busyness I'll gladly offer you this complimentary booster pack! (by the gods, booster pack is a terrible name, why did I let my son name it...)

>He hands you a small pack of three cards, wrapped in thin metallic plastic. on the package is an image of a wizard and a barbarian, "Relics and artifacts gen4 The Harrowing ~Revengence~" is written under the mascots...

Cromwell - within are three random cards, all of them work and all of them are yours. you can summon them into the mortal realm at will, but doing so will consume the card. There's no tricks here, no scams, no catch. You have my word~ Here take my busyness card as well.

>The man bows politely and leaves... Hearing that you don't have any money, the crab looking fellow doesn't seem to interested in staying long...

>open pack
>Speak to crab man
>Ignore them both
>_ _ _
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No. 696849 ID: 211d83

Wait on opening the pack for now. Or do it while talking to the Crab guy.

Ask the Crab what he wanted. Tell him we might not have money now but never hurts to know if he has something we want later.
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No. 696863 ID: c20ea2

Let's wait on opening the booster pack. Is seeing what the red suit guy has to offer still an option?
If the red suit is willing to wait, we should talk to crab man then red suit.
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No. 696869 ID: 2ccbb3

You need to create a Spirit Mailbox.

Titan Size.

For now, find a way to give the card pack to Trixy. Maybe she can do something with it.

Ask Cromwell (on his 'word') if you can execute enemies in a specific way that allows you to harness their soul power in the Spirit World, as opposed to your current practices. Also ask if you can perform a ritual sacrifice of a virgin yourself. Does the virgin have to be devoted to the entity they are collected by, or can you sacrifice a douche8!+(# that you captured alive?
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No. 696878 ID: 3663d3

yeah, see what crab wants first and get their card so you can contact them again once you have some 'money'.
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No. 696897 ID: 3663d3

>>696869
pretty sure the card pack exists in here and we should only use the cards when needed. the objects appearing are a big part of their divine-ness. a disarmed warrior suddenly getting a holy sword would cause fuckloads more awe then just finding one.
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No. 696899 ID: 17ca4d

>booster pack is a terrible name, why did I let my son name it...
If he hadn't left so soon, I would reassure him that in the mortal realm, that's a perfect name, so for dealings with new demigods it's perfect.

Does Cromwell's card list an address if we later agree?
For now, let's ask the crab guy what his business is, in case it's useful when we do get money.
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No. 697575 ID: 939c7f
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>>696849
>>696863
>>696878
yeah, see what crab wants first and get their card so you can contact them again once you have some 'money'.

Crap person - Hey~! Me Amigo slash Amigas~ My name es Forrest, Forrest Kaysen. Here, take my card~

>The crablike creature speaks with a clearly fake Mexican accent... His busyness card features a picture of himself, surrounded by sexy angels and devils, the shadows don't line up and appear edited in...

Forrest Kaysen - Chou need Devils? I got chour devils, I got all the devils, you need em I've got em... I've got sexy devils angry devils, big devils small devils, spiky devils, chain devils, frog devils you name it! You need angels? I've got angels! I've got sexy angels, angry angels, big angels, small angels, spiky angels, chain angels, frog angels You name it! I've got all sorts of outsiders, even neutral ones! Chou need some outsiders to work for you Esse, you call me~ I've got chou covered~ Aight amigo!

>He scuttles off hastefully...

>_ _ _
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No. 697577 ID: b8ceae

>>697575
My coffee says not to trust him. Clear as a crisp summer morning.
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No. 697581 ID: 3663d3

ehh, i think he can give us exactly what he says he can, aka non-mortal beings of great power.

well then, let's see what mister red is here for.
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No. 697583 ID: a9ff28

"Hey, man number three, what do you have to offer?
First dude would give us stuff, second dude grants soldiers...Are you in charge of spells or powers or something like that?
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No. 697614 ID: df2ec0

Well those two were interesting to say the least.

So what is your story third mystery man? Or woman? Or whatever?
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No. 697654 ID: 2ccbb3

>>697575
He looks familiar. Did Azmodan @#$% that fat guy with the ponytail from that one DC comic and throw the child in a Brazilian Samurai school?

Whatever, you aren't in the mood to hire people that are affiliated with crabs. Or any other pimp-related diseases.

Yell at third person like disturbed old man.
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No. 697843 ID: 939c7f
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>>697581
>>697583
>>697614
>>697654
Gat - First dude would give us stuff, second dude grants soldiers...Are you in charge of spells or powers or something like that?

>The red suited man gets up and walks up to the door.

Thass - Not quite, I'm more of an entrepreneur... Joint Ceo of h.e.l.l. inc. and these days I'm into real-estate... Name's Thassamere. but you can call me the mister landlor... G-E? Gatling is that you? Oh my! you're looking plum peachy cherry I didn't even recognize you, of my devils you're so cute as a little kobold~ Let me guess, cute and small gets you in all the ladies pants these days Hue hue hue~ Wow so I guess your champion became a deity? Good choice honestly, it's a big power market out here... Oh hey! Can I see your champion? I'd love to finally meet my rival, you know shakes hands and wish him luck~ Don't worry I won't hurt him, you have my word~

>He walks in without asking permission...
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No. 697845 ID: a9ff28

...we don't have a champion...But you're the landlord right?
So what's the rent like?
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No. 697847 ID: 15720c

>Wow so I guess your champion became a deity?
While that's probably what was supposed to have happened, we ended up stealing that power on such an overpowering instinct that we had no chance of resisting it. As a result, our Champions are still a mortal, so it may be a time before we can bring him here.

Let me guess, you're the Eclipse of our trio?
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No. 697849 ID: 2ccbb3

Question: Is Gatling susceptible to epic fail rolls? Because a lot of those happened and

Look, our champion isn't doing so well. Gatling ate something weird and it's our fault, can you fix that? We need to extract this orb-like thing. Not to put it back where it belongs, mind you. I think the cost for using it isn't pretty.

Anyways... real estate. Get off our lawn. Thank yew.
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No. 697852 ID: 3112de

Do you know us?
Give us your exposition.
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No. 697853 ID: fa9b55

>>697843
You probably didn't recognize me because I'm having some trouble recognizing myself.
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No. 697857 ID: 211d83

Yeah so about that champion thing. First of all we have no idea what that even means. And second I think we fucked things up just a little.

Although not in a bad way really. But any plans anyone has made probably need to be rewritten.
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No. 697926 ID: f7a64f

Do you know us? Our champion sadly hasn't achieved their lofty goals, but we had a meal of great destiny and... well, like you said, cute.

So you.. are our nemesis? Is it part of this divine thing, there has to be an adversary and all that garbage?
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No. 698003 ID: b8ceae

>>697843
"This time we're the deity. We've also incarnated. Sort of. It's complicated.
As per usual I don't remember much of anything, but the words 'My uncle's a jerkface' come to mind for some reason."
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No. 698135 ID: 8bb237

Wait... Thass is the guy we were playing chess with!
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No. 698372 ID: 939c7f
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>>698003
>>697849
>>697847
>>697926
Gat - This time we're the deity. We've also incarnated. Sort of. It's complicated... Gatling ate something weird and it's our fault, can you fix that? We need to extract this orb-like thing.

Tass - You ate an orb and now you're... oh my... you actually ate the mojo this time~ Hehee no wonder you gave me Gorister on a silver platter, you just want a challenge don't you~ As for taking the mojo out... ehh... I didn't think it was possible to do it in the first place, if you wanna loose it, you're on your own... Oh how do you like that mask I gave you? Figured you'd want him back after how well he served you years ago~

>>698003
>>697926
>>697852
Gat - As per usual I don't remember much of anything, but the words 'My uncle's a jerkface" come to mind for some reason.

Tass - Hahahaa Heehee... Yup! Still you, after all this time~ *fake punches you on the arm* Heh... I'd tell you all about yourself, but... Well you me and her had a deal a long time ago... I can't tell you any spoilers about yourself, unless you specifically ask for them... But in a nut shell, Your half angel mother had a human brother, that man is me~ You and I, we play a game together sometimes, you chose a hero, I chose a villain, someone wins, someone loses, a fun time is had all around~

>>697847
Gat - Let me guess, you're the Eclipse of our trio?

Tass - Oh no, not me... Hehee But I can tell just by looking at you, you've created the eclipse already, does the moon know yet~?

>>697849
Gat - Get off our lawn. Thank yew.

>You try to wave him away, since he doesn't have permission to be here, but yet he remains...

Tass - I'm renting this land to you, I'm the owner... Did you really think I needed your permission to walk on my own ground?

>>697845
Gat - So what's the rent like?

Tass - At the size it is right now, it would go for ten roses a mortal month, however I'm contractually obliged to give you a twenty percent discount since we're blood relatives, that aside I'm gonna give you a real good price since I like you, and I fancy myself the best uncle ever~ So I'll let you off with five virgin roses a month. That being said, the skill you bought covers the first month, so your next rent is due in two mortal months...

>He walks out into the whiteness and cringes...

Tass - Ehhh... I hate these wide open wide planes... so boring.. so... nothing... The last deity wanted a big enchanted Forrest vibe, but canceled before I could even finish putting in the floor... He never took his money back too, so the bill is still just hanging there... I guess I'll give it to you scot free~ I'll have to rip those trees out though... they're outdated and wont set well with the newer models... *sigh* so I guess you may as well chose a whole new floor... What kind of floor would you like for your little piece of paradise~ That being said you could use a place to live in here, maybe a small palace or a big shack? Nice white picket fence, American dream style? I'll give you a big discount on a little place for yah, and you can pay me back when ever...

>_ _ _
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No. 698439 ID: d58d1e

What does he mean, created? Fuck spoilers tell us who or what the eclipse is! And fields of golden wheat I guess?
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No. 698442 ID: 211d83

So why are we renting this from you exactly? Do you rent out real estate to lots of people? And where did you get the land for this anyway? Do all new dieties have this sort of set up? Or is it just something set up because of our relationship with you?

Are you a god yourself or just a power? Sorry for all the questions but we are still just a few months into this cycle.
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No. 698444 ID: bc2a65

Ok so no spoilers about us right now. But how about you? And the rest of our family?

I mean you are a ceo and apparently own our afterlife. How did you get where you are? Oh and can we buy this place out if we make it big? On the offhand chance we take to this god stuff.

Oh and what happens if our hero wins? Or looses?
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No. 698447 ID: 2ccbb3

We'd like something more permanent. But for now, what's the easiest way to earn rose petals?

We're going to give you a run for your money when it comes to Gorister. Still, is there any way we can convince you to take direct control of him, team up, and use our combined armies to perform acts of mayhem and domination?

Might be able to take down the church of Magnus, at the rate Gatling is going.
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No. 698455 ID: 15720c

Hmm. Well,
>You and I, we play a game together sometimes, you chose a hero, I chose a villain, someone wins, someone loses, a fun time is had all around~
I do hope this area is exempt from our game. Last thing I want is that madman charging into here. I actually intend to make use of this place, "TYViM" ((Basically say "T-Y-V-M as though it's a word)). I do need to look into declaring a holy-or-what-have-you champion so that the guy I stole the Mojo from still has something going for him, otherwise... Well, the route my pieces are following right now just doesn't seem optimal.
>Did you really think I needed your permission to walk on my own ground?
Nah, I would have invited you in anyways if it worked.
>But I can tell just by looking at you, you've created the eclipse already, does the moon know yet~?
She and I discovered that the moon was created together. If we somehow made it...
>What kind of floor would you like for your little piece of paradise~
I'm intending it to eventually be like a town, so for now, an inn-slash-tavern should work. A place for my wandering worshipers to meet in death.

>Are you a god yourself or just a power?
Can we not ask that one? I don't want spoilers about the enemy of the game, here!
>But how about you? And the rest of our family?
This phrasing is better. Let's not get too into detail that we end up caring about somebody we don't even remember, but I do wonder about the vague details, like the mother being a half-angel, does that make our father a half-demon?
>Oh and what happens if our hero wins? Or looses?
Now, now, let's not spoiling the epilogue! At least, we can ask if Godhood is something we can keep if we like it. I'm sure we could eventually delegate a top-tier subordinate as the new avatar when we next play the game.
>We'd like something more permanent.
What's not permanent about making our own domain?
>But for now, what's the easiest way to earn rose petals?
Tell Algeb to take virginities in our name. Or we could have a priest in our service sacrifice (To death) virgins for the soul dealio.
>Still, is there any way we can convince you to take direct control of him, team up, and use our combined armies to perform acts of mayhem and domination?
There's no fun in that, good buddy. Our game of war is a game of war, not alliances.
>Might be able to take down the church of Magnus
At the very least reform it. Religion is a damned difficult thing to outright kill, but if you weaken the structure of it, you can convince a god to change their ways in exchange for... Well, I guess roses, since he'll be wanting to keep his power as high as he can.
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No. 698631 ID: 939c7f
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698631

>>698439
>>698455
Gat - I'm intending it to eventually be like a town, so for now, an inn-slash-tavern should work. A place for my wandering worshipers to meet in death. And fields of golden wheat I guess?

Tass - Sounds simple enough, I'll have slight breeze put in so the wheat waves around a bit... maybe some fauna? What lives in wheat fields... Crows? Cows? Silthstriders? ... I'll have R&D look into it...

>The man pulls out a bright green rectangle and starts tapping on it while he talks to you...

>>698442
Gat - So why are we renting this from you exactly? Do you rent out real estate to lots of people? And where did you get the land for this anyway? Do all new dieties have this sort of set up? Or is it just something set up because of our relationship with you?

Tass - Yeah, most of the outer realm is owned by some company or another. I recently picked up a nice big chunk of emptiness and put it up for rent. I'm not the most successful man in real estate but at least I'm fair with my clients, You were matched with me since we're related, the demon code favors houses and clans, so there's a law demanding I get first pick on you, if you want another landlord, you're free to move...

>>698455
Gat - I do hope this area is exempt from our game.

Tass - oh course it is. I won't cheat, there's be no fun in that, we're equally matched parties with equal opportunities. Thought I must say, my champion has already gained a seat of power, you'll need to catch up little nephew~

>>698444
Gat - Ok so no spoilers about us right now. But how about you? And the rest of our family? I mean you are a ceo and apparently own our afterlife. How did you get where you are? Oh and can we buy this place out if we make it big? On the offhand chance we take to this god stuff.

Tass - of course I'll sell the land rights to you if you want em. It'll cost you a couple hundred roses though... I'd give you a better price but I'm not alone on the real estate deal and my investors would have my ass... About me? ... Well in the sixties I founded a private company called HELL, it stands for Hot Ever Lasting Lamentations... My friends and I realized that most deities would rather outsource their unwanted souls to an independent pocket dimension that specialized in punishment and torture, rather than deal with them their self's, it's a hassle, it's hard, it takes a dedicated team of psychopaths, a whole team to keep them from escaping and it's bad for moral, the other inhabitants tend to be able to hear or even see the messy work and renting out another pocket just for that is expensive, so they outsource it to me and my palls, there are others who will do the job, but we were the first and we're the biggest~ 80% of religions use HELL for all their damnation needs! Of course I don't my hands dirty anymore, I sign a few papers sometimes and try not to sleep during investor meetings, but mostly my directors and managers take care of the busyness... I kinda started the whole real estate thing to keep me busy and try something new... As for your direct family, well you're an only-child, your mom was killed for having you and your father abandoned you to some cult he had dealings with... you pap was part devil part inevitable... the cult in question thought you would bring an end to all things... well... you kinda did, but the world is still kicking... Hehehee... Spoilers~ Oh! If you've got some unwanted souls that need torturing for a long ass time, I'll take em off your hands, pro bono~ But knowing you, you'll just shove em in your gullet...

>>698447
Gat - is there any way we can convince you to take direct control of him, team up, and use our combined armies to perform acts of mayhem and domination? Might be able to take down the church of Magnus, at the rate Gatling is going.

Tass - Why would I take down Magnus, He's a cool guy, plus he's one of my top investors and patrons... Besides, Like I said, My champion is in a seat of power right now... A nice golden seat in the heart of the capital~ and all it took was a few kidnapped princesses hehee...

>>698447
Gat - what's the easiest way to earn rose petals?

Tass - Get worshipers, make them fuck, prohibit sex bellow the age of sixteen... worshipers can subconsciously offer their goods to you, but it's best if they know what they're doing to an extent... offer goodies to women who give their roses to you, or to men for taking them as Magnus is want to do...

>his device peeps and buzzes loudly "♫~Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!~♪" he taps it with his thumb silencing it...

Tass - I've gotta take this... here's my cards... oh wanna play some poker with me and the guys on Sunday? Maggy and Orcus will be there~ Think about it...

>He walks away into the forest and vanishes into mist...

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No. 698639 ID: 211d83

So we are part human, angel, devil, and inevitable? Man no wonder we are a confused mess.

Well that was enlightening. So his champion is Eadoo's son right? And has set up shop in the capitol. Man we need to get our side quests handled and this town under control fast.

Lets check the card pack we got. And then maybe head back to town unless we want to check out the demon law book place.
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No. 698664 ID: b8ceae

>>698631
We should find out what happened to Gatling's mother's soul, and buy it if possible.

Other than that? Lets start recruiting.
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No. 698667 ID: 15720c

>But knowing you, you'll just shove em in your gullet...
Man, we tried that and regretted it with Shenzi. If we figure out how to spit her soul out, we can hand it to him.
>oh wanna play some poker with me and the guys on Sunday?
Also this sounds like fun. Which day is it right now?
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No. 698669 ID: 2ccbb3

I guess you should DO something with your land, it won't be used for a while. Find a way to give Trixy access WITHOUT brutally murdering her during sex.

Start practicing and see if you can create a small seed or carry some spirit grass.
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No. 698673 ID: f7a64f

Seeing as we are partially a god of lust, I dont think prohibiting sex will jive with our followers. That said, sex rituals would be part of our religion regardless.

Also, Magnus is a huge dick. Half the reason all these gnolls and kobolds and fringe types flock to our cause is because he's made life miserable for them. That and were so damn sexy.
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No. 698690 ID: d58d1e

What's the eclipse!?
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