>>688906
"Last blood is the only blood that matters."

>Service of the Fan, mistress of pain and sideboob
I see NO SIDE BOOBS! She is a FAKE!

>>688917
>>688930
Obviously the signs were lying. We did confirm they were evil tricks.

Challenge her to a beauty contest!

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:38 No. 689122 ID: d91d68
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>"Honestly, it was probably mine with how hard I kicked that weird guy's junk. So I assume you've found some way to make your projectile fans unbreakable or replace them when I snap them?"

>"Last blood is the only blood that matters."

"Merely a scratch! Victory shall me mine!"

"Bold words, coming from a bleeding man~"

>Imply that you have expected far more from her title than you have received.

>Am seeing a distinct lack of sideboob. Imposter maybe?

>I see NO SIDE BOOBS! She is a FAKE!

>Obviously the signs were lying. We did confirm they were evil tricks.

"Words coming from a man that sees through your disguise, imposter!!!"

"What?"

"Do you think i would have not notice the lack of sideboob? You must be just a decoy or just another obstacle to slow me down!"

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:40 No. 689123 ID: d91d68
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>OK, ask her flat out if she's got a penis. 'Cause you'll need to figure out Plan B if she doesn't.

>so if you hit her chi point she'll suffer less damage but feel more PAIN

"I SHALL DISPOSE OF YOU IMMEDIATELY! PUNCH OF THE NOT SO EARLY BIRD THAT STILL GOT THE WORM BECAUSE IT FORGOT THAT IT WAS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!!!"

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:43 No. 689124 ID: d91d68
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"UH!"

"Hahahahah~!"

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:43 No. 689125 ID: d91d68
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"ARGH!"

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:46 No. 689126 ID: d91d68
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"Happy now, hero? I am indeed the true Service of the Fan~"

So the signs weren't lying!

"I'm the indiscussed beauty of this town! No one can lay an hand on me thanks to my enticing body and perfect shapes!"

Gnuk 2015/12/16(Wed)08:49 No. 689127 ID: d91d68
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>Challenge her to a beauty contest!

"So you think your body is the best? I shall defeat you in your own speciality! I challenge you to a fanservice contest!"

"I... Uh... are you serious?"

"YES!"

"Fine then, show me what you got~"

Wait... why did i do that? What am i doing?

Now you RIP HER FACE OFF

Yes, rip off her face and wear it on your own.

and we are the only fans around. i say OH wins.

Reveal your perfectly sculpted upper body, obscured by your traditional clothes, and show her that true beauty comes from effort and disciplined life, not from genetic lottery.

Reveal self to be just as unattractive female.

>>689127
Bust out of your shirt and pose.

When she falls over laughing, or attempts her own pose, bunch her in the faces.

The ravages of time wear down the curves of a particularly pleasing coastline!

EveryZig!Ac/akrMPao 2015/12/16(Wed)11:13 No. 689148 ID: 740428
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You know what you must do.

>>689148
Yes! Do the Zoolander face!

(This honestly made me laugh more than it should have! XD)

>>689134

>>689134
This.

Fanservice vs MANservice

>>689148
This is the only real option

>>689134
>>689148
Let's do both of these together! XD

Gnuk 2015/12/18(Fri)13:28 No. 689484 ID: 13731a
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"Come on, hero~. What is wrong?"

"..."

Gnuk 2015/12/18(Fri)13:31 No. 689485 ID: 13731a
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>Reveal your perfectly sculpted upper body, obscured by your traditional clothes, and show her that true beauty comes from effort and disciplined life, not from genetic lottery.

>Bust out of your shirt and pose.

>You know what you must do.

>Yes! Do the Zoolander face!

>Fanservice vs MANservice

>This is the only real option

>Let's do both of these together! XD

"..."

"Uh..."

"How?"

"Justice and REVENGE have toned my body and spirit beyond any possible imagination."

"Uuuuuh"

She's distracted! It's my time to strike!

Gnuk 2015/12/18(Fri)13:32 No. 689486 ID: 13731a
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"YOU ARE WIDE OPEN! FEEL THE STRIKE OF THE HAPPY OTTER THAT SMASHES THE CLAM WITH THEIR FAVOURITE ROCK!"

Gnuk 2015/12/18(Fri)13:34 No. 689487 ID: 13731a
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"WIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"KYAAAAAAA!"

*thump*

"W-what a man..."

Another boss defeated!

Gnuk 2015/12/18(Fri)13:35 No. 689488 ID: 13731a
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It seems i managed to get through the whole town now.

Right behind this door lies the monster that killed my father!

>>689488
Kick the door in. DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!

Please stomp on Service Fan until she stops twitching.

Then find an alternate entrance and STAB THE @#$% OUT OF THE FINAL BOSS!

He WILL play dirty, so be smart and take him out with the HUNGRY RAT WHO NEEDS TO KILL A BABY KITTEN FOR HIS SWEET MEAL OF HONEYED CHEESE move!

>>689487
And to think, normally her clothes being destroyed works to her advantage! She's totally throwing herself at him when this is over, right.

>It seems i managed to get through the whole town now.
Wait, no! You didn't deal with Meshito Na Kagata! Double back, and take the left hand path from the back. Kick the boss you skipped in the balls from behind.

Then we can go forward and deal with the final boss. Revenge demands you take all the routes.

It's a mirror. You were the monster all along.

>>689495
This is good advice. No one needs an avoidable double boss fight.

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:33 No. 689669 ID: 024512
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>Please stomp on Service Fan until she stops twitching.

She has been dealt with.

>Wait, no! You didn't deal with Meshito Na Kagata! Double back, and take the left hand path from the back. Kick the boss you skipped in the balls from behind.

>This is good advice. No one needs an avoidable double boss fight.

Mmmh right!

"BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY ATTACK!

"Meep!"

Ok. that's taken care of.

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:35 No. 689670 ID: 024512
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>Kick the door in. DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!

>Then find an alternate entrance and STAB THE @#$% OUT OF THE FINAL BOSS!

>Then we can go forward and deal with the final boss. Revenge demands you take all the routes.

"WAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! FACE ME VILLAIN! I SHALL HAVE MY..."

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:36 No. 689671 ID: 024512
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>It's a mirror. You were the monster all along.

"..revenge..."

There is only a mirror in this empty giant house.

And it reflects my face.

my own face, twisted into an evil and angry grimace...

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:38 No. 689672 ID: 024512
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W-what has happened to me...

Have i became the villain?

Was my thirst for revenge so strong that it clouded my own judgment?

How could have this happened.

Maybe the real revenge was the bosses i killed along the w

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:39 No. 689673 ID: 024512
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"YAH!"

"OUCH!"

Gnuk 2015/12/20(Sun)11:40 No. 689674 ID: 024512
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"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WE FINALLY MEET AT LAST...



...BROTHER!"

Ok... this kinda make more sense...

Wait, if you're my twin how the fuck did you stab our father when we were both newborn infants?

Don't try to attack him, he'll block all your attacks. Start punching yourself. He'll feel every blow because of your twin connection. Beat yourself to within an inch of your life!

>>689674
Kick him in the dick.

Your revenge is stupid.

Your pursuit is ALL THAT HAS EVER MATTERED.

Your masters BRED YOU FOR WAR and PROGRAMMED YOUR MIND. They made this REJECT murder your father to give you a REASON to HATE that DIDN'T POINT YOU AT THEM.

But at least because of Land Master Steve, you have the skill needed to get past today.

HEYOH BULLET FIST!

NO @#$%ING ANIMALS

1. AFTERSHOCK WINDWAVE of the LONG PELLET that was SHOT from a BIGOTED FATASS FATHER!
2. SONIC BOOM of the MANY PELLETS that were EXPLODED from the barrel of a MUTUALLY-KILLING WORN-OUT SHOTGUN!
3. ULTIMATE ANTI-BIOLOGICAL SKILL! HOLLOW... FIST!

time for the ultimate battle. unleash your KI and power up.

>>689674
You know what you must do. You have no brother. (...but by the time this battle is over you might have a sister).

Strike your own weak spot! As you know yourself, so do you know your opponent!

To begin the fight: kick the empty mirror frame in front of you as hard as you can, so the frame spins forward to simultaneously smash him in the shin and back of the head. As you spit the wood, so shall the wood split him.

>>689675
yes, ask him that!

>>689684
Thirded.

And be strangely conflicted about kinslaying. Yes, he killed your father, but will you be the same as he is if you kill him? Consult your dojo's code on the issue.

Gnuk 2015/12/21(Mon)13:09 No. 689808 ID: d080ed
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>Wait, if you're my twin how the fuck did you stab our father when we were both newborn infants?

>yes, ask him that!

>Thirded.


"How is this possible? Our father was killed when i was a newborn! How did you kill him?"

"With a knife!"

"OF COURSE!"

Gnuk 2015/12/21(Mon)13:14 No. 689809 ID: d080ed
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>Kick him in the dick.

>Your revenge is stupid.

>Your pursuit is ALL THAT HAS EVER MATTERED.

>You know what you must do. You have no brother. (...but by the time this battle is over you might have a sister).

>And be strangely conflicted about kinslaying. Yes, he killed your father, but will you be the same as he is if you kill him? Consult your dojo's code on the issue.


Truly this is what i prepared for! To take REVENGE for the death of my father.

But...


But...

...will i be able to raise my own fist and martial arts against my own blood? Will i be ok to become a fratricide?

Gnuk 2015/12/21(Mon)13:14 No. 689810 ID: d080ed
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...

Yes.

Definitively yes.

Gnuk 2015/12/21(Mon)13:17 No. 689811 ID: d080ed
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>time for the ultimate battle. unleash your KI and power up.

>3. ULTIMATE ANTI-BIOLOGICAL SKILL! HOLLOW... FIST!

>Strike your own weak spot! As you know yourself, so do you know your opponent!

>Don't try to attack him, he'll block all your attacks. Start punching yourself. He'll feel every blow because of your twin connection. Beat yourself to within an inch of your life!

"TAKE THIS! WAAAAAAAOUCH!"

"..."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I hit myself so that you will feel the pain through our twin connection!"

"..."

"I am ashamed to share your same DNA..."

Ok, that didn't work

Also it hurts like hell...

what's the plan now?

"And I'm ashamed of your facial hair but you don't see me being rude."

channel pain and rage together for ultimate attack.

>>689811
Remove knife, use on brother. Poetic justice.

The cock ruse... was a distaction!

Shave his moustache off with the knife. Then incorporate the weapon into your fighting style.

Strap knife to shoe, kick brother in dick with knife-shoe

>>689811
...I did not mean that quite so literally.

Tell him he's just mad dad gave you all the dominant genes.

... Wait a minute.

The baby that was holding a knife had beard stubble. The baby that stabbed your father HAD NO BEARD STUBBLE.

... Were you BOTH murder compatriots all along?

>>689814
Wait wait, let me try that again.

Take your brother's knife
Stab it deep into his heart
Poetic justice

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:22 No. 689917 ID: 1471dc
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>"And I'm ashamed of your facial hair but you don't see me being rude."

>Tell him he's just mad dad gave you all the dominant genes.

"WELL AT LEAST MY DNA DOESN'T LOOK STUPID!"

"..."

>The cock ruse... was a distaction!

>Remove knife, use on brother. Poetic justice.

>Take your brother's knife

"For my plan was to distrac all along! Now face the wrath of the KNIFE-KICK OF POETIC JUSTICE!"

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:22 No. 689918 ID: 1471dc
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"WHAT!"

"Tch!"

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:23 No. 689919 ID: 1471dc
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"PATHETIC!"

"URFGH!"

"I am the SUPERIOR TWIN!"

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:25 No. 689920 ID: 1471dc
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He's strong...

Really strong...

Way too strong...

I can't defeat him like this...

What would i do, Master of Land Steve?

Only your wisdom would save me from this situation...

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:25 No. 689921 ID: 1471dc
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...

But of course!

Thanks, master!

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:26 No. 689922 ID: 1471dc
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>Kick him in the dick.

I will end this, once and for all!

Gnuk 2015/12/22(Tue)11:29 No. 689923 ID: 1471dc
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>channel pain and rage together for ultimate attack.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORD, BROTHER?"

"I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, MONSTER!"

"SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF, YOU LOUSY WEAKLING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

It's time.

The final showdown.

Time to unleash my final attack...


time to unleash ________________________

Go run back, grab Service of the Fan, throw her at your evil twin. He might be using some sort of cup, but throwing a naked woman at him should take care of that.

Monkey peels the banana only to be displeased by rotten contents and smashes over-ripe fruit into paste!

Leaping Dragon, Flying Nippletwister!

Time to unleash A Simple Wizard Fist!

>>689923
special power: ass blaster! nobody expects an attack from the rear!

The seal miraculously, yet gracelessly escapes the maw of the killer whale in mid-air, only to be confronted by the polar bear on a block of floating ice with the killer whale still in determined pursuit.

FIST OF THE TEN THOUSAND YEAR KANGAROO IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF CELESTIAL INTERVENTION, JUDGEMENT AND JUSTICE WHILE ALSO EMPOWERED WITH THE EMOTION OF A THOUSAND SUNS, QUASARS, PLANETS, MOONS AND OTHER MINORITY SPACE OBJECTS (bless their soul) AND THE SPIRIT OF EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE BUSTER MISSILE BEAM REDUX TIMES TEN

Often shortened to the Fist of Justice, Emotion and Spirit. In any order.

If it's time for the final showdown, then it's time to hit him with the Fist of [the entire lyrics of lemondemon's "Ultimate Showdown" song]
The song will get stuck in his head, crippling him.

Use "The fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching", the technique that has been folded upon itself seven times by master punchsmiths until it is unbreakable!

THE FIST OF THE FLAMING FALCON!!!!!

Which is often shortened to: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

>>689923
This wasnt even your real power level, or hitpoints!

This was a ruse, and that damage done was to your PRE hitpoints! HAHAHAHA

Reveal to him that this whole time you've been fighting with your non-dominant hand.

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:36 No. 690315 ID: c81f24
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"YOU WILL NEVER WIN! YOU ARE WEAK AND PATHETIC!"

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:36 No. 690316 ID: c81f24
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"Enough!"

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:39 No. 690317 ID: c81f24
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>Time to unleash A Simple Wizard Fist!

>FIST OF THE TEN THOUSAND YEAR KANGAROO IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF CELESTIAL INTERVENTION, JUDGEMENT AND JUSTICE WHILE ALSO EMPOWERED WITH THE EMOTION OF A THOUSAND SUNS, QUASARS, PLANETS, MOONS AND OTHER MINORITY SPACE OBJECTS (bless their soul) AND THE SPIRIT OF EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE BUSTER MISSILE BEAM REDUX TIMES TEN Often shortened to the Fist of Justice, Emotion and Spirit. In any order.

>If it's time for the final showdown, then it's time to hit him with the Fist of [the entire lyrics of lemondemon's "Ultimate Showdown" song] The song will get stuck in his head, crippling him.

>Use "The fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching", the technique that has been folded upon itself seven times by master punchsmiths until it is unbreakable!

>THE FIST OF THE FLAMING FALCON!!!!! Which is often shortened to: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

>This wasnt even your real power level, or hitpoints!

>Reveal to him that this whole time you've been fighting with your non-dominant hand.

"You might be stronger, but i have something you don't have! A revenge to get! I trained my entire life for this. And now, you shall see the final secret art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning!"

"THE FIST"

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:41 No. 690318 ID: c81f24
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"And that what happened, uncle Oh? Please continue the story i wanna know!"


"There is no need for that"

"But i wanna know what happened to papa's crotch!"

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:42 No. 690322 ID: c81f24
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"That's what happened."

... Punch nonexistent kid, you're rambling again.

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:44 No. 690324 ID: c81f24
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*Cough*

*Cough*

"You... you might have won... brother..."

"But... tell me brother... do you feel satisfied? Do you feel happy about having spilled your own blood and destroyed the remaining of your family?"

"Do you... think... this entire arc of violence was... worth?"

"..."

Oh wait, just punch nonexistent kid back into existence. As a girl this time.

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:46 No. 690326 ID: c81f24
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"Yeah. I feel pretty good now!"

Gnuk 2015/12/25(Fri)13:46 No. 690327 ID: c81f24
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THE END

Now punch yourself into FrogQuest!

Punch/Punch, would punch again.

>Do you feel happy about having spilled your own blood and destroyed the remaining of your family?
Hey, so long as one set of family jewels survived, we're good.

>>690327
Yes, but who played the babies in the flashbacks. Or the nurse / mother / whoeverthatwasholdingthebabiesbeforethefather. Or the father.

>>690330
CGI twilight babies. The reviewers pointed out that the whole flashback looked rather forced and badly executed but fuck them

The movie delved into themes of multiple timelines that influence each other. It is possible that it becomes a cult classic on that alone. Worse movies have.

I loved Patric Rob Tagonist's Acting, He really got into the character.

>>690326
MISSION COMPLETE

>>690330
It took decades to complete this production, because the babies were actually played by Patric Rob Tagonist back when he was a baby.