See if you can't drag them off behind the rocks or something. We need to get hid before the Germans show up.

>>73592
Aw, poor badgertaur. XD

Yeah, let's take this somewhere where the GEHMANS won't detect us.

Okay, that's enough. Say "Non! Non!" and pull away. We have to find ze Germans.

Suggestion 2009/11/07(Sat)12:06 No. 73603 ID: ee2dfc
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"Putain Voltaire, pourquoi pensez-vous de toujours laisser les laides pour moi?"

---

You struggle free of the Frenchman's grasp.

Suggestion 2009/11/07(Sat)12:13 No. 73607 ID: ee2dfc
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The Frenchman drops down on one knee and produces a ring.

"Voulez-vous me marier, Marie?"

>>73607
gasp
say i do
in french

>>73607
Where can we even get married in Hell?

... WHO CARES. Accept proposal.

Suggestion 2009/11/07(Sat)12:27 No. 73624 ID: ee2dfc
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The ground begins to tremble and a low rumble drowns your words.

The Germans have arrived.

Oh and also, last update for today.

THATS NOT A WHEELBARROW! THATS NOT A WHEELBARROW AT ALL, OH GOD!

Remember that Germans are immune to MERCY, PITY, and COMPASSION, and are highly resistant to ENEMY INNOVATION, but are weak vs MECHANICAL FAILURE and AUTHORITY.

Yell "HALT!" in your loudest and most assertive voice, practiced in the art of attention-getting from countless drama-filled cons. In their distraction, throw a rock into the smokestack.

We also need to consider whether getting our legs back is good enough to abandon a romance with Voltaire. Is that a price we are willing to pay?

>>73657
>Getting legs back vs marrying Voltaire

I now declare you husband and hat? :D

>>73636
HALT! HAMMERZEIT!

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)07:58 No. 76042 ID: fa673e
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The trembling paw was extended promptly.
A fragmented voice of queer bestial nature uttered a command to halt.
The goliath of iron obliged not until the very last moment, when it abruptly came to a stop, showering the audience with loose gravel and bitter engine fumes.
Two pairs of inquisitive eyes fell upon the quivering canine form caught in the middle of this bizarre play.

>>76042
Greet ze Gehrmans!

Tell them that you're interested in their thoughts on empiricism.

>>76042
Forget begging for mercy, Germans don't even know the meaning of that word.
You have to keep a brave but still subservient stance, this way they might accept you as a noble savage.

Insist that it is a categorical imperative that you count as a person because of your ability to reason, and you therefore may not be run down where you stand.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)08:26 No. 76046 ID: fa673e
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"And who speaks philosophy under the guise of the wolf and what is the lamb of his desire?"

um... wheelbarrow inspector?

>>76046
Ask them if they've ever dreamt of the blue flower.

Say your name is Oliver, and he should know that the guise is unimportant as long as we are capable of exercising our reason.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)09:00 No. 76055 ID: fa673e
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"To don the cloak of a Romantic and sample the profane of the Dionysian? Lo, here comes Oliver speaking with the tongues of Goethe and the evil old Kant! But pray tell, why should we remain, when there is much work to do? Two confused Britons require the attention of our iron-clad thesis materialised!"

>>76055
Look dumbfounded.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)09:20 No. 76057 ID: fa673e
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"Will you stop talking to hats, you raving lunatic? And for the last time, we are not gonna run the British team over."

The grinding cacophony of the gears permeated the still air of the Inferno.
As if caught with a fit of palsy, the great machine begun to shake again, coughing and vomiting noxious fumes.

Tell him god obviously isn't too dead if he's where he is now. Ask him how that makes him feel.

Tell them the british took a shortcut. Point off in the wrong direction.

>>76057
Tell him that you are an extremely comfortable hat, as a matter of fact. We are not content merely being any old hat.

We are the ideal form of the hat, ala plato, and demand to be treated with respect.

>>76061
THIS. We are Descartes' deontological hat. INFORM THEM AS SUCH.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)09:44 No. 76063 ID: fa673e
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"I am dead and I am here, why should God be an exception? And so have died the tired and outdated ideas of my predecessors, it would seem! Oh, Oliver the Hat of Useless Theories, you fill me with schadenfreude! Schopenhauer, I must have this hat!"

>>76063
I see nothing wrong with this.

Say that we'll be glad to be worn as long as Badgertaur can hitch a ride as well. <3

This is perfect! We can cover his eyes an an opportune moment. Plus, we will already be inside!

Tell him you are the overman, by virtue of you being a hat and all.

Explain that we cannot be on any head inferior to the head of the ubrmencsh we currently adorn, namely badgertaur. And as such we cannot go unless he takes badgertaur with us.

>>76065
I was more implying that by virtue of being a hat, we are always over (ie on top of) man.

>>76068
Except when the hat is taken off, of course.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)10:06 No. 76070 ID: fa673e
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With a triumphant giggle, Oliver the Hat was relocated and his former bearer placed on the Engine.

Only a choking cloud of dust was left to accompany the heartbroken Frenchmen.

Suggestion 2009/11/12(Thu)10:07 No. 76071 ID: fa673e
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Oliver's Inferno is TBC.

>>76070
FUCK YES.

NIETZSCHE IN A WOLF HAT.

FUCK YES.

Suggestion 2009/11/18(Wed)14:16 No. 78739 ID: fa673e
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[Epilogue]
(This part of the quest is not interactive)

"Yeah, I saw him. The bastard."

Suggestion 2009/11/18(Wed)14:17 No. 78740 ID: fa673e
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"Dog Man destroy Mishka's bar!"

Suggestion 2009/11/18(Wed)14:18 No. 78741 ID: fa673e
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"BLBLBLB"

Suggestion 2009/11/18(Wed)14:19 No. 78743 ID: fa673e
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"Squeek."

Suggestion 2009/11/18(Wed)14:22 No. 78745 ID: fa673e
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"Yes! I can smell you! I can smell you Oliver Green!

You have caused more mayham in Hell than anyone before! For this, I will make your suffering trifold!

None will escape me! None!"

[End of Part 2]

>>78745
Wait a sec... He made people in hell sad... Shouldn't you be pleased with him?

>>78779
I heard Hell is really big on irony.

Track him down Anubis! Force him to watch live action Disney movies for eternity.

>>78783
You're forgetting the protagonist is a huge furry. I don't think he'd mind that much.

>>78794
Fine fine, straight porn videos featuring human males and females going at it in the missionary positions using condoms.

>>78841
You sick fuck. Why do they let you people on the internet?