>>84034
well then ... if you really want to know what's written on this letter .... .... be nice ... otherwise return to the well

>>84034
Well, you are pretty mean. He does have a point there. I wonder if you could be a little less rough on him while still getting what you want? He might be a little less inclined to betray or disobey you then.

Let the kobold hang onto the note. Ask him what his name is, anyway. Calling him 'kobold' all the time is getting tiresome.

>>84034
He may be a horrible monster, but you kinda need him to not-die-in-a-desert right now. Stop being a huge bitch and just tone it down to a moderate one.

>>84044
Be prepared for some kind of mile long multi-syllabic abomination containing a veritable panoply of adjacent consonants.

>>84045
>>84044
>>84038
but she's lovely in her brusque way ...
srsly ... a bold with stockholm syndrome would be more useful and less dangerous.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)20:46 No. 84061 ID: 88d217
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The little snot's name is Klalmer apparently. I guess I could hit him less and see if that improves his demeanor.

The well is a big ass hole in the ground. The stone looks like it changes down towards the bottom. That water is definitely moving down there.

Don't lean over the well. Wouldn't want a cutebold to push you in.

Now give him a pat on the head or something. The gentle kind, not the bruising kind.

>>84061
It, uh, doesn't look too wide. You could brace yourself between the walls and shimmy down.

>>84061
you know what i'd try to do?
i'd blow up the foot of the palm tree with the grenade and put that thing in the well as some kind of ... rope substitute and go down ...

do you think you're strong enough to do this?

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)21:19 No. 84081 ID: 88d217
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>>84066
What.
You think I can blow up a tree, and then not only drag it over to this hole, but shove it down there as well?

>>84065
Yeah I could do that pretty easily.

>>84062
He jumps away when I try this.

make sure you take the kobold down with you, at least you wont drown un petty.

>>84081
Shimmying might work, but honestly I don't know why we want to drop down into an underground river. With no way of getting back up and no way of knowing how far it travels until we come across something more than just riverbanks?

Well, to be honest there might be stuff to eat down there and you'd always have access to water. Plus it's not as fucking hot down there. You have a large quantity of bullets for your rifle, so you could survive for quite some time hunting wildlife. On the other hand, there could be trolls or packs of hostile creatures... Do you think you could survive an underground adventure? How fast is the river moving anyway?

You could just leave Klalmer in the desert, telling him that he can travel on his own to the town. Leave him his canteen of course. You'll be fine with one canteen while traveling next to a river.

The other option is to follow Klalmer across the desert to a town that may or may not be under Kobold control.

Get a bunch of cables and wires from the space pod to serve as rope.

>>84081
You know, I could carry a tree around just fine, so long as it wasn't a super big tree. I though Sergals were supposed to be strong?

>>84175
-4 str.

>>84178
-4 sta

>>84178
>>84184
-4 Int

>>84185
I'm pretty sure her intelligence is irrelevant. But yeah, I noticed that too.

I see you're having trouble controlling the vermin, and you're even in danger of getting compassionate towards it, asking for its name and everything.

Back to my idea of fitting it with a makeshift nose-ring, useful both for control and punishment. Should be easy enough to do with your first aid kit and some wire from the shiny pod. Don't forget all the people merciless slaughtered by the bold-things.

And serious, forget about the well already. Head for the town to get violently drunk. You like being violently drunk, right?

>>84081
i want to see the inside of this well already. you need a secure way back, that's why i suggested the tree and the flashlight won't hold forever, you don't know how much it was in use ... you could die in the dark.

are we voting now? damn the voices in your head are really discordant at the moment.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)14:53 No. 84437 ID: 88d217
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yeah, there's some cables and shit I can use, I'll tie the bold up so he doesn't go anywhere.
There's a space, and then some slowly running water. I don't notice anything particularly interesting down here, if there's nothing else I should check I'll head back up.

>>84222
Of course I do!

>>84437
head back up this is stupid

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)14:58 No. 84443 ID: fa673e
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The water is running, ergo it is coming somewhere.

Time to go swimming.

>>84437
Dip your tail in it - you might catch something.

>>84437
Godspeed, stupid crazy Sergal bitch.
Be careful with the water, something might hide in it.

>>84437
i hope the flashlight is watertight.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:13 No. 84455 ID: 88d217
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>>84439
You're right. Especially since I can't fuckin swim.
If there's nothing else to check out down here I'll head back up.

>>84455
Put your finger in the hole.

>>84455
I can't think of anything. Head back up.

Also stick your hand in the water and grab around. Maybe there's a bucket.

Well, that was productive for sure.
Mistreat the cutebold to steam of some of the frustration.

Head back up before you slip and drown.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:22 No. 84464 ID: fa673e
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Okay, so we need to COMBINE the KOBOLD and the FLASHLIGHT and then probe the water.

Kobolds look semiaquatic anyways.

>>84455
Wait... there is a hole in the wall. Investigate.

>>84455
Ask Klalmer if he can swim, and sink him into the well, if he can't ... do it anyway?
depends on your kindness.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:35 No. 84480 ID: 88d217
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>A secret has been revealed!
Fuck yeah! A small bag! That means there's valuable shit inside.

Take it and return to the surface.

>>84480
Fuck yeah, it's loot! Stick it in your purdy mouth.

>>84480
>Bag of kobold condoms.jpg

>>84480
Let the bold open the bag, just in case.

Carefully pull it out, pocket it and return to surface.

It might be old and old things break easy.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:59 No. 84509 ID: 88d217
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Fuck yeah! Cut gems! This is gonna be worth a shitload of cash! I guess I should get to town then. The kobold says it should only be a day's travel. It's time to get shit faced!

SCORE.

Get the kobold drunk too. It shouldn't be very expensive, and should be a lot of fun!

>>84512
With... with sexy results?

>>84510
byeee i'll miss youuu cya lateeeer

>>84510
Odd that the Mad Max Sergal facing down Rommel's Cutebold Army should be one to end her first chapter with no kills and all secrets found.

>>84722
We lost the battle before the thread started.

>>84735
Hey we 'could' have gone all Rambo on that Landkruzer and racked up a massive kill count.

Now that likely would have ended the chapter bleeding out, one clip, a manic grin, and a 'Bolivian Army Ending' in progress...

But we could have done it, and never broken a step.

>>84760
Like how? We couldn't even get inside the behemoth without crawling on our hands and knees. You can't go rambo like that.