Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:38 No. 115610 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy thanked the voices for reminding him of what he'd been trying to do, and set about finding a Jelly Lion.

On the plus side, it didn't take long to find one.

On the minus side... Jelly Lions are pretty big.

Leap onto its back! Bronco ride it!

It's fine. That's what they're for. Being big. And delicious.

Leap onto it. With luck, you'll get stuck inside like a piece of fruit in a jelly mold, and control it from the inside like wasp larva.

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:53 No. 115624 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy knew that this was what he was born to do!

... Or perhaps not, but a little self-motivation couldn't hurt.

The Fluffy swallowed hard and leapt from the ridge...

==>

man this username thing is just too much for me huh Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:54 No. 115627 ID: 135d9a
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THE FLUFFY WAS ALTOGETHER HORRIFIED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS

ALSO HE COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR

>>115627
Swim! Swim for your life, The Fluffy!

>>115627
Don't worry, just try to poke your head out, somewhere, and ask the lion to take you where you need to go. You aren't a delicious... something... antelope...

He should be friendly.

>>115627
EAT YOUR WAY OUT.

>>115631
sausage antelope

>>115631
Delicious bacon antelope.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/22(Fri)20:18 No. 116987 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy flailed about as hard as he could, but the Jelly Lion proved entirely too viscous! And his backup plan to eat his way out wasn't especially effective either -- he was still very full of Pie Panther, and could only manage a couple of mouthfuls -- nowhere near enough to free himself!

The Fluffy really didn't want to figure out what would happen if he got stuck inside one of these things for too long. He needed to come up with something, and fast.

>>116987
Panic. Then tickle its insides.

Swim into its head and become its new brain.

COMPLETELY flip the fuck out.

Yell BOO as loud as you can! Maybe it'll scare and you'll be shaken free!

>>116987
>>117005
This is just stupid enough to work! DO IT

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/25(Mon)19:06 No. 118575 ID: 135d9a
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Somehow, The Fluffy's desperate and crazy plan worked.

The Fluffy felt very strange.

>>118575
AWESOME. Now go forth and conquer that forest, Fluffy. We have BALDNESS TO CURE.

>>118575
Practice moving around with your new body

No time to practice. Proceed directly towards destination.

Also, say "Rawr, I am a lion."

Grow gelatinous fur.

Become slime girl 2.0

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:18 No. 119259 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffylion bounded through the dark forest, unable to see where he was going but hoping like hell nothing tore him apart!

==>

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:20 No. 119263 ID: 135d9a
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...

Somehow this turn of events didn't really surprise The Fluffy in the slightest.

Now that he was on the other side of the forest, The Fluffy was finally in a position to start working on his brilliant plan!

But The Fluffy wasn't sure where to start.

Towns? We need towns. Towns are very important to have.

>>119266
Let us get several.

Did you remember to preposition your weapons?

If not, better buy or steal some. You need a rocket launcher or bazooka and pistols with silver bullets.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/06(Sat)22:19 No. 127067 ID: e973f4
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Right! The Fluffy needed to buy guns!

Conveniently, there was a questionably-placed... gun... stand...

"Gun stand."
"Hey, it's been a while since you said anything."
"In the middle of nowhere."
"What?"
"Gun stand. In the middle of nowhere."
"Oh come on, you'll take the dessert-themed felines at face value but you're not willing to accept a gun stand?"
"... Forget it."

... anyway, convenient gun stand.

[i]Unfortunately, "Archie" seemed to have fallen asleep at some point.

The Fluffy couldn't shake the feeling that he was really, really short.

>>127067
[oh god how did that wind up so huge]

Dogmeat 2010/02/07(Sun)00:03 No. 127159 ID: 506441
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>>127067
Wake up archie. Then purchase a m79 grenade launcher.

Bazooka + Pistols + Silver bullets. Like in the plan.

>>127067
But you don't have any money, do you, FLUFFY?

And you can't just eat HIM, FLUFFY. He's not made of the same things as the others.

He's SSSSKIIIIN. FLESSSSH. BOOOOONE. No. You can't eat THIS one, FLUFFY.

You'll have to BURN him. BURN HIM ALIVE.

>>127067
Just steal some guns and shot him in the dick. You're a hardened anti hero after all. Paying is for losers.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:47 No. 137162 ID: 135d9a
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What was The Fluffy doing? He didn't have time for this! After all, he was...

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:48 No. 137163 ID: 135d9a
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A HARDENED ANTI HERO.

(complete with cigarette.)

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:50 No. 137164 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy wasn't about to take shit from anybody. That Archie fucker? Wouldn't wake up. Too bad. He'll be able to make up for his mistake. In HELL.

The Fluffy was armed to the teeth. He had a bald fucker to fuck up. Everything felt... right.

"Wait, is this still the same story?!"

>>137164
"Of course it's still the same story. The Fluffy was always a hardened anti hero. Did you miss how he brutally devoured a pie panther and ate the brain of a jelly lion?"

Anyway now that the Fluffy is armed to the teeth he must find the bald fuck. Start beating up snitches for information.

Yes it's called a plot twist damnit. Now find a mailman to interrogate as to where Bald's house is so you can cut the fuel line.

So he sabotaged his opponent's ride, so it would stall somewhere he could ambush it, like an abandoned rock quarry, or a darkened alley, or a steel mill, or a skyscraper full of terrorists.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:16 No. 137508 ID: 135d9a
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First order of business. The Fluffy needed a location, and he wasn't taking "I don't know" for an answer.

Luckily for those who despise body counts, the mailman he quickly accosted knew the location, and nervously gave a full set of directions.

Too bad The Fluffy wasn't in the mood to leave witnesses. But such is the life of a HARDENED ANTI HERO.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:18 No. 137511 ID: 135d9a
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And one mangled fence and cut fuel line later, The Fluffy's plan was well in motion. He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.

"This is ridiculous."
"You're ridiculous."

 

>>137511
> He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.
...BY AN ION CANNON!!

>>137511
So the Fluffy infiltrated the Bald man's house, killing anything that got in his way, and filled the Bald man's water heater with ROGAINE. Upon discovering the horror, he would be forced to flee to his BALDNESS OPERATION HEADQUARTERS. The mere thought of that evil glassy dome filled the Fluffy with shivers.

>>137511
Give the Bald one a call telling him that one of his loved ones are at a hostpitol. Lay in wait along the way and prepare your RPG for introducing the baldness to some ultimate fluffyness.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139606 ID: 3b6c92
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Seeing his opportunity, The Fluffy put his somewhat poorly-defined plan into action.

Step one: Rogaine in the water supply.

"Rogaine? What?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139608 ID: 3b6c92
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Step two: fraudulent phone call.

"Uh, seriously, what?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139609 ID: 3b6c92
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Step three: VAPORIZE BALDSBURG WITH AN ION CANNON.

The Fluffy--

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. I get it. You don't want to tell stories. Fine."
"What? But--"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139610 ID: 3b6c92
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"I'll just come up with another one. Jeez."
"... Fine, whatever."

"..."

"We're still stuck in this elevator, you know."

god this was supposed to be done in December, why did it take so long

Anyway uh if you guys wanna weigh in on how that went, uhhh, or whatever, because I don't even know where my questdis thread is and it doesn't really matter if the posts are here or there, I'd kinda like to know what people thought of this. It was supposed to be a fun little one-shot that would last maybe a couple weeks tops and get me back into questan and at some point things got a little wonky on my end. But from what I can tell, at least a few people liked it, even though the art was scribbly even by my standards and the basic premise had no plot whatsoever?

And yeah in case you were wondering I realized around the time somebody said "ion cannon" that this thing had drug on for entirely too long and saw the perfect opportunity to be done with it. >_> I hope the ending seems reasonable, anyway...

Should've had more akimbo pistol action. This is my only complaint.

I found it enjoyable. We could use some more silliness in /quest/. Most times, when someone gets the idea to do a light sort of quest, it seriouses the fuck up in short order.