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839445 No. 839445 ID: eda54c

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No. 839448 ID: eda54c
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839448

SOMEONE IS IN YOUR HOME
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No. 839449 ID: c88e6d

>>839448
Arright, grab your pillow and prepare to do battle!
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No. 839451 ID: eda54c
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839451

YOU are "The Hif Man" and you KNOW YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW that there is an intruder in your home!

It sounds like the intruder is... well he's certainly somewhere.
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No. 839453 ID: eda54c
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839453

>>839449
way ahead of you
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No. 839457 ID: eda54c
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839457

Since you are unable to tell exactly where the noise came from, you're gonna have to systematically check EVERY ROOM before you are satisfied.

You think up a mental map of the place (a little fuzzy because you almost never leave your room these days)

Where do you look first?
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No. 839462 ID: 22b85b

> Enter BATHROOM
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No. 839465 ID: eda54c
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839465

>>839462
YOU are in your BATHROOM

There is nothing here, as you never use it (due to the plumbing in your toilet being out of whack)

You look at your toilet, noticing the hole on the part of the toilet where water fills up that isn't the bowl (you have NO idea what that is called)
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No. 839467 ID: eda54c
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839467

YOU did this to me...
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No. 839469 ID: eda54c
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839469

RATHER THAN HIRE SOMEONE WITH HANDS TO OPEN MY LID, YOUR HAIRY, SHITTY ASSHOLE RUBBED AGAINST MY FACE AND NOW LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No. 839504 ID: eda54c
File 150894423686.png - (15.03KB , 686x720 , The Hif Man is Still Asleep.png )
839504

...
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No. 839505 ID: eda54c
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839505

YOU FORGOT YOUR TOILET IS A DEMON
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No. 839508 ID: eda54c
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839508

Gripping your pillow with your teeth, you burst into your bathroom with a frantically angry (and groggy!) intensity.
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No. 839510 ID: eda54c
File 150894546230.png - (27.61KB , 686x720 , His Dream Gave Him Foresight.png )
839510

HISSSSSSSSSSSS
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No. 839511 ID: eda54c
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839511

YOU helicopter spin as you enter the bathroom, and fling your pillow with enough velocity to not only demolish the toilet demon's porcelain skull, but also go straight through the wall behind it!
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No. 839513 ID: eda54c
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839513

You've actually been meaning to do that for a week now, not that the toilet being a demon changed you having to shit and piss in the back yard for the last two months, it's been pretty annoying hearing the fucker in there constantly talking shit at you through the door.
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No. 839514 ID: eda54c
File 150894779565.png - (36.59KB , 686x720 , The Hif Home.png )
839514

YOU remember in your false awakening dream that you heard someone in the house. Might as well still check things out despite now being unarmed (good thing you are a tripple black belt in tae kwon do!).
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No. 839523 ID: c88e6d

>>839514
Plant room it is.
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No. 839848 ID: eda54c
File 150903291977.png - (15.22KB , 686x720 , The Hif Man in His Room.png )
839848

YOU are in your room again, and you are happy about that. Recently, your main goal after leaving the safety of your room is to make it back as quickly as possible. It's been like this ever since you lost the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (that was a real downer!).

There is no furnishings in here, as you own no furniture beyond what came with the house because you are unemployed. You were unemployed when you moved in. You were unemployed before you moved in. You wonder if you'll stay unemployed forever, heck, being unemployed certainly got you this far, I mean shit you got a whole house to yourself! You are your own boss.
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No. 839851 ID: eda54c
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839851

YOU float into the hallway outside of your room after stalling for a little bit of time.

From here you can check your closet, or exit into the hallway which leads to the rest of your house. Or you can go back into your room, which you really really really want to do but don't necessarily have to because finding whoever is in your home if there even is someone in your home is pretty important despite your want to just go back into your room.

what do YOU do?
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No. 840014 ID: 9b80a5

start to FURIOUSLY masturbate with the RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
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No. 841311 ID: eda54c
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841311

>>840014
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No. 841312 ID: eda54c
File 150946887276.png - (15.35KB , 686x720 , The Hif Man's Penis Isn't Working Right.png )
841312

>>841311
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No. 841313 ID: eda54c
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841313

YOU realize that you do not have hands to masturbate with!
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No. 841349 ID: 3a78f7

no shit! That's why you had that fleshlight installed in the wall.
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No. 841364 ID: 9b80a5

ow... your dick is literally broken.... ow that hurts just think about it going at a 90 degree angle while stiff (how else is it not just dangling straight down)
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No. 841914 ID: eda54c
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841914

>>841349
Oh yeah! That's in the plant room.
>>841364
My penis is NOT broken thank you very much my penile bone just doesn't extend out all the way...

YOU make your way to the PLANT ROOM, not noticing anything strange in the hallway connecting the hallway you were just in. And...
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No. 841919 ID: eda54c
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841919

HOLY SHIT YOUR PLANT IS GONE

S... Soylent Green... your best friend. Was STOLEN IN YOUR SLEEP. YOUR PRIVACY AND GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR HOUSE PLANT HAS BEEN VIOLATED.
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No. 841921 ID: eda54c
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841921

AND THIS MAKE YOU ANGRY
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No. 841928 ID: d0bba6

>>841921
Kill the thief, then the plant, then yourself. It's the only way to be sure this can never happen again.
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No. 841963 ID: 056beb

QUICK! To the Hif-Cave!!
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No. 841964 ID: a8be48

Realease wild bunnys into the house to sniff out the madman who stole your plant
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No. 842353 ID: 9b80a5

go into a blood rage and rip and tear through everything until you find and destroy the intruder
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No. 842925 ID: eda54c
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842925

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No. 842929 ID: eda54c
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842929

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No. 842930 ID: eda54c
File 150999506939.png - (14.37KB , 686x720 , The Hif Man Answers The Door.png )
842930

WHO'S THERE
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No. 842931 ID: eda54c
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842931

Nobody.
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No. 842932 ID: eda54c
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842932

YOU instantly recognize the smell of this void you are sitting in and realize that you are in The Hif Cave, which you dug into the earth (and hid the entrance to in the plant room with a fleshlight keyhole to open it).

You feel like you are not alone.
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No. 842942 ID: af6315

>>842932
EXAMINE first item we see.
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No. 845040 ID: eda54c
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845040

>>842942
haha LOL FOOLED YOU!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!

BOOM

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