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928248 No. 928248 ID: a451fc

You're an idiot imp stuck in jail, and you need to get out of the cell. What are you going to do?
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No. 928249 ID: 9876c4

Use key shaped gloryhole to relieve prison stress.
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No. 928250 ID: a451fc
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928250

>>928249
Your dick isn't weirdly shaped enough to fit inside of the odd key shaped glory hole. Looks like you'll have to look for anonymous hookups else where!
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No. 928251 ID: 094652

Walk around the jail bars.
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No. 928252 ID: 2fb5cd

>>928248
stick tail through bars and fiddle with lock
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No. 928258 ID: 4cd23a

Use your sharp (nubby) teeth and start gnawing on them bars. One or the other will break eventually.
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No. 928259 ID: eeb7d9

>>928251
I agree, those bars leave some space on your right to pass their side.
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No. 928260 ID: b1b4f3

Just open the cell door.
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No. 928261 ID: c1212a

Rattle the cell doors screaming LET ME IIIIIN!
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No. 928262 ID: 2fb5cd

>>928261
*OUUUUUUT
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No. 928267 ID: cdfa15
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928267

>>928251
>>928259
There's no space there! That's the fourth wall giving the audience view into the cell! For you however it is a very solid wall!

>>928252
You attempt to pick the lock with your tail, but your LOCK-PICKING Skill is too low! You spec'd all of your points into TAP-DANCING and POGO-STICK MASTERY! You were really hoping that Broadway show would take off...
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No. 928268 ID: cdfa15
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928268

>>928258
You leap onto the bars in a fit of fury and viciously gnaw on the metal. One of your teeth breaks off immediately, your poor dental hygiene is once again your greatest enemy.

>>928261
>>928262
YOU: LET ME OUT! LET ME OUUUUT!

You scream and rattle the cell bars with all of your might until you get somebody's attention. A large worm like creature slithers out to confront you.

WORM: Prisoner, please be quiet. It's very rude to make so much noise when you'e being held captive.
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No. 928271 ID: 977456

Use your epic-level tap-dancing skills to dance up the walls and pogo-stick mastery to hop the graffiti onto the ceiling.
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No. 928278 ID: 575ec0

Pick lock... With TOOTH!
TOOL GET!
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No. 928282 ID: b1b4f3

>>928268
Tell them you need to go potty.
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No. 928285 ID: cdfa15
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928285

>>928271
While your tap dancing skill is unrivaled, you lack a pogo stick to pull this off! Also, you don't know how to "hop the graffiti onto the ceiling." And you aren't sure what that means exactly.

>>928278
You take the tooth that feel out of your mouth and attempt to use it to pick the lock, unfortunately your abysmal LOCK-PICKING skill holds you back from using it effectively

WORM: Please refrain from attempting to pick your cell's lock. Especially when I'm right here.

>>928282
YOU: I need to use the bathroom!

The worm blinks and a hole opens behind you

WORM: There, please refrain from jumping down the hole, as it is large enough for you to fit through but I will be very upset if you do so. Especially if you do it like I cannot see you from where I am standing.
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No. 928286 ID: b1b4f3

Enter sewers.
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No. 928292 ID: 094652

Scream in them and look for moving shapes.
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No. 928296 ID: cdfa15
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928296

>>928286
You jump into the sewers and make your escape!

WORM: Hey! I said not to...do that.
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No. 928297 ID: cdfa15
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928297

WORM: ...
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No. 928298 ID: cdfa15
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928298

WORM: Well, there goes this job...
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No. 928299 ID: cdfa15
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928299

You escaped!

Your score is: 1

Try harder next time!
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No. 928300 ID: cdfa15
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928300

HERETIC: Hi, My names Heretic. Author of such great quests like D3 and that other D3 and...well that's about it. This was my magnum opus. Stuck in a Cell's been a project I wanted to create for years now. One with well made characters, a complex yet well written story, and action scenes that would cement it as the best quest since The Hif Man. But my budget was running low so this is the best I got.

HERETIC: This is also a great time to mention I'll be rebooting D3 a second time, this time as a space faring adventure with light hints of existential horror and romantic comedy! Thanks for playing!
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No. 928302 ID: a2a1b8

Bravo!
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No. 928306 ID: b1b4f3

>>928300
Holy shit that's some A+ foolin'
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No. 928308 ID: 9876c4

What a tour de force.
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No. 928331 ID: a9af05

Damnit! I was too slow to suggest using your tail as a pogostick!


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