>>99281
Your shoulders are insufficient for proper clothing stability in aquatic conditions.

>>99281
o/` Boobies, boobies, we can see your boobies~ o/`

Act like nothing is the matter.

Suggestion 2009/12/27(Sun)18:36 No. 99300 ID: bd57bb
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>>99296
HURRRRRR BOOBIE JOKE

This father going crazy mystery is intriguing! Ask Nurzu if he wants to help you figure out what's wrong with Merdelp.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)18:56 No. 99326 ID: 5696d4
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> Your shoulders are insufficient for proper clothing stability in aquatic conditions.

Oh snap! I didn't know!

Anyway, I probably need to get back to my father, like what you said. He might pick another fight with another goblin.

>>99326
ALERT! ALERT! CREEPY GLOWING EYES OF RAPE DETECTED IN FORMER ALLY - SUGGEST RUNNING.

>>99326
TURN AROUND QUICKLY!

Looks like you might have to beat him to it. Wait two seconds and ninja kick directly behind you, Nurzu appears to be possessed.

Like your mother before you, you seen to have some ability to make others hostile. In her case it happened when they touched her nose. With you? Dunno. Gonna have to test it more. Also, watch out.

magic tits magic tits magic tits

>>99346
That has to be awkward for her future kids.

>>99326
Looks like your voice has been cursed to cause violently intense feelings of lust. We can't tell yet if it's keyword based but if it were, "nothing" is the keyword. Probably.

If it's not keyword-based, you're in big trouble.

>>99346
More likely magic voice, magic skin, or some kind of magic word. She didn't flash her dad.

>>99355
If it is a magic word, It would have to be something related to "father" or "dad". That's those are the only words similar when both went red-eyes-of-doom on us.

>>99355
That suit of hers doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)19:39 No. 99373 ID: 5696d4
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> TURN AROUND QUICKLY!

HE'S LUNGING TOWARDS ME!

"BOOBS! YOU MUST LOVE ME, INDEED!"

... Wait.

>>99373
HAHA OH WOW

>>99373
He's going to fall down.

>>99373
Defensive trip, then twist his arm behind his back and hope it wears off soon.

Also hope your da doesn't rape anything on the way back.

>>99373
Okay, you know what. Lets try a different approach here. Grab him by the shoulders and hold him firmly, then say this in it's entirety.

"Okay, hold up here, we need a little explanation. Obviously you're no mere goblin, and obviously you're whatever was in Murdelp earlier. So spill the beans, because I'm kinda in the dark. Does this have anything to do with this crazy stone?"

Speak calmly and fluently. We've dealt with too much crap like this in the past couple thousand years, it's time we get answers instead of "zomg run awayz lol"

Turn halfway around in a defensive posture.

Say "YOU ONLY GET SIDEBOOB UNLESS YOU BEHAVE."

Lash out at his lower legs, see if you can get him to fall down. Failing that, you look much stronger than him, just grab his arms and pin him down.

LET HIM FUCK YOU.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)19:51 No. 99391 ID: 5696d4
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> He's going to fall down.

How did you know?

Pretty anti-climatic, don't you think?

"BOOBS!"

Nurzu's acting really strange. We should do something about him before he actually starts groping me or anything.

>>99391
SIT ON HIM

>>99391
I knew because something like this happened to your mother. Extremely similar.

Has this happend before?
Looking as your outfit I wouldn't be surprised if it had.

Indeed sit on him, or lie down on top of him if you don't think his lungs will get crushed.

Quick! While he's out! Go buy a shirt!

>>99391
Your mother went through almost this exact series of events at the start of her journey. Her nose was cursed with the Amazon Kiss, which caused anyone she touched it to to go berserk. First she hugged her mom to stop her from yelling at a kobold, then touched noses with that kobold to comfort him while hiding from her mom. He went berserk then fell over. Next you're going to sit on him until he calms down and/or passes out. Afterwards... well, Lady Sanya went back to where she woke up, but got ambushed and captured. I suggest we do something different, or at least not get captured.

As for what curse you've got... I guess it's the Siren Voice or something.

>>99391
Girl you REALLY need some better clothes.
I mean really.
This thing doesn't really leave anything to the imagination.

Anyways, something exactly like this happened before...
Back then it was the essence of COURAGE corrupted into ANGER
So if it is LUST or maybe OBSESSION now... then what essence was it corrupted from? Love?

>>99405
Maybe it's Friendship?

It could be Compassion.

>>99391
>>99402
And while your at it go retrieve your goggles.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)20:24 No. 99419 ID: 5696d4
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> SIT ON HIM

I don't know if this is the best course of action... Poor Nurzu seems to be struggling. His lower body's even shivering...

He lets out some short moans and finally screams. I could feel his lower body giving out some sort of short surges of energy before Nurzu faints out.

Poor guy.

>>99419
>vagina close to penis

>>99419
You just caused him to orgasm. How do you feel?

>>99419
I uh... I think you... uh... he...

Oh my. I do not think that went quite as intended. ...Well, at least he's dealt with for the time being.

He fainted? Damnit, you can't just leave him here, do you know of any good areas you can take him to recover?

>>99419
Uhm.

Yeaaaah.

Gratz, you just made him release the tadpoles, if you know what I mean.

Goddamn, I think we're dealing with the Essence of Lust. Which...I don't know what it's previous form was.

>>99425
>Which...I don't know what it's previous form was.
Love?

>>99419
Just in case you didn't notice, you pretty much just raped him.

Locate RESPECTABLE CLOTHING.

Equip RESPECTABLE CLOTHING.

>>99435
yeah we should probably get a shirt.

>>99443
Or armor that isn't made out of freaking wood.

>>99443
Also pants or skirt would be appropriate.

>>99419
Girl, wear your goggles... I suspect your eyes are cursed of something.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)20:51 No. 99448 ID: 5696d4
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> You just caused him to orgasm. How do you feel?

What's an 'orgasm'?

> Just in case you didn't notice, you pretty much just raped him.

I certainly did not! M-m-maybe it's that thing you guys kept talking about... Though I'm still confused as to what it really is. Essence of Lust? I don't really know!

Anyway, I don't think I should wait for Nurzu to wake up nor I should carry him. Whatever's causing him to go... "aggressive" on me might happen once more if I stick with him.

I should go someplace else.

Go back to the village, stealthily. Check up on your dad, see if he's crazy still.

>>99448
An Orgasm is a series of muscular contractions that allows the delivery of sperm from the testicles through the urethra and out the penis. It is accompanied by a very pleasurable sensation. You can have orgasms too, it's just brought about in a different manner.

It's also how babies are made.

In other news, I have a sinking suspicion that your gaze is what triggered it. Get your goggles, they're probably magically enchanted to prevent your gaze from making people go "omg hawtness I want to bang you" at you.

>>99448
Go to the dorf fortress. But get your goggles first.

>>99448
Um, have you ever fondled your own sexual parts for an extended period of time? That's called masturbation. And it felt good for a while, slowly building up until the feeling surged like a sneeze? That surge is an orgasm.

So uh... Whatever this thing is that's causing people to go berserk is making them really want to experience an orgasm via your touch, and it appears to make them VERY sensitive.

Like I said before, if you go back to the clearing you were sleeping in you'll get ambushed. Don't go there.

>>99448
So sanya I heard you're pretty Tough. But just how tough are you?

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)21:03 No. 99461 ID: 5696d4
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> Go back to the village, stealthily.

Going to the village...

NO, STEALTHILY! Go into the trees before you get there so you aren't seen!

>>99461
What, really? We're breaking the time loop? ...well maybe we'll get ambushed in the village now. Hmm.

>>99466
The time loop is already broken.
>ruins of Dorf Fortress

>>99466
This doesn't seem to be a solid set is stone time loop... probably more flexible than that. I think of it more as an echo than a mirror, different, but still identifiably the same.

hmmm, this time we have to identify what causes 'us' to lose Lady Sanya's mind... and likely by effect all that time, hereditary madness is not exactly something we should be encouraging among our hosts... at least not when we loose 'so much' usable time (I mean, think of all we could have been up to then!)

hmmm, I wonder how much dragon blood is required for the longevity effect? Or if there is something else at work there I'm not seeing?

>>99486
Murdelp is a pure kobold and is apparently over 2,000 years old. There's some mysterious power at work behind the scenes here. Possibly related to the repetition we're experiencing.

>>99489
>>98315
>was even able to grant some wishes for herself.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)21:55 No. 99506 ID: 5696d4
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> NO, STEALTHILY!

Fine, fine! I don't think there's anything I should be hiding from, though... save for Nurzu and my own dad.

I'm back at the village. Father must be inside his hut.

>>99506
GET GOGGLES

>>99506
Grab goggles. Prepare for ambush.

As much as you want to nab those goggles, don't, it's a trap.

Instead, run and bowl over the tent, wrap up your dad and try not to hurt him TOO badly.

>>99506
Wait a sec. How long has that rip been in that tent?

>>99515
Two thousand years. They sure don't make things like they used to.

>>99515
If that is a rip in that tent, We remember doing that. We kinda wanted to get Murdelp hooked up with another kobold. It seems we failed, somehow. Essence of Courage will chew us out for this.

>>99506
hmmm those goggles 'do' seem laid out a bit too obviously. As a great commander once said... "TSATRAP."

I am sorry if we seem a bit paranoid here, but we are trying to prevent you from having quite the same fate as your mother (mostly the going mad and causing an apocalypse part.)

Also... hey... 0____0
>>99506
>rip in tent
...wataminite...
Mere leather and cloth does not last 2 damn millinia! Something is 'very' wrong with the dates we are getting here... Like creapybadwrong...

>>99521
Personally I think Sanya just fell headfirst into a bucket of blue paint.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)22:25 No. 99545 ID: 5696d4
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> GET GOGGLES

Sanya equipped GOGGLES.

I hear my dad inside our hut.

>>99545
Eavesdrop!

This is getting quite suspicious.

Say "I WILL CUT THROUGH YOUR ILLUSIONS, WIZARD!"

Then kick over the teepee.

Indeed, let's hear what he's saying.

>>99547
I suppose there 'is' a "convenient eavesdropping tear" in the side there.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)22:38 No. 99566 ID: 5696d4
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> Let's hear what he's saying.

I try to eavesdrop. He seems to be muffled or gagged. Eitherway, someone must've broken into the hut!

>>99566
Enter cautiously.

There's nobody around you, right? Bust in there!

>>99570
In before ambush.

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)22:49 No. 99580 ID: 5696d4
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> Enter cautiously.

I do so...

(ANIMATED; CUTSCENE)

>>99579
Welp nice knowing you sanya.

You bumped into him didn't you?

Sanya 2009/12/27(Sun)22:59 No. 99595 ID: 5696d4
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"... Keep 'er comin', boys! This one's OUR SLAVE NOW!"

(NSFW, block-animated)

>>99595
What

Waterball the entire area. YOUR LIFE AND SEXUAL HONOR DEPENDS ON IT!!

im confus

>>99595
KILL THEM ALL.

>>99600
WATERBALL!

>>99603
>secrets
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

So I guess sanya is taking Amina's role now?

>>99603
Some things man was not meant to know...

For the record, this is a non-canon quest.

Can we see Sanya the Second's statcard?

vytalibus 2009/12/27(Sun)23:28 No. 99634 ID: 5696d4
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>>99623

If you're really that interested.

vytalibus 2009/12/27(Sun)23:28 No. 99635 ID: 5696d4
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How this relates to the original Sanya quest.

HAH! xD

Oh, Genozzo :3 Never change, buddy.

>>99634
shoulda gone with doubletough.

>>99635
I knew it!