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140909 No. 140909 ID: 435f13

Welcome to Halloween Thread 2023 where it's Friday the 13th, October 31st, and a full moon all at the same time!
3 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
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No. 140913 ID: 435f13
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140913

Riley (in V.O.): "One thing's for sure, something strange is going on, but it remains to be seen just how strange things are going to get..."
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No. 140915 ID: 9fbc97
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140915

Poxy: Aww shucks i think we're lost again, i knew taking the uphill scenic route was a bad idea
Where the hell are we?- well this place looks good enough to set up shop; remember what they told us at the seminar timps-

Timpsey: wheeze, wheeze where- where do i put the-

Poxy: Let me finish! as i was saying, the most important part about this is the 3 L's: location location and hmm, i forgot the last one but i think location is a good place to start: too close to the campfire and the chocolates will get warm or even hatch, too far and the slimes will will get cold, we need to find the exact, spot you hear? the exact spot-
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No. 140916 ID: 9fbc97
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140916

THUD!!

Poxy: Timpsey? where'd you go? oh well i'm sure he'll be fine, that place is good i guess, a bit too damp for my liking but it's a good start

Ahem
Poxy: Kobold Kandies, come and take your Kobold Kandies! 100% Kobold made, safe for most living creatures!
We have everyones favorites: permanent wax fangs, chocolate (covered) eggs, potion jungle juice, sugar coated slimes, black licorice, tons and tons of black licorice and circus peanuts!
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Come get your Kobold Kandies at really reasonable prices! don't be afraid to ask for something specific, just beware, some may come with unintended side effects...
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No. 140917 ID: ca2950
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140917

Mysterious Figure: "Ah, I sense a strong spiritual energy here."
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No. 140919 ID: ca2950
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140919

Keimi: "How do I get down from here, though?"
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No. 140921 ID: 9ea24b
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140921

Body finds something comforting about putting on a costume. While it was no anime cosplay, the patchwork clown garments and frightening face paint reinforced and enhanced her existing traits. She likes these traits.
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No. 140922 ID: 9ea24b
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140922

Kibble told Body that the clown costume was sure to get her lots of candy and Jadis said that Body would get no bitches at this strange camping party, which suited Body just fine. She’s all about the ambience tonight, and if someone’s organs need to leave their cavities for an improved spooky atmosphere, Body is more than willing to volunteer.
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No. 140923 ID: a7a180
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140923

Running around the woods at midnight is no problem for an adventurer who's quick on her feet! Maybe she'll even find a tomb to raid.
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No. 140924 ID: 273c18

>>140923
Wow! That's some great art.
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No. 140928 ID: 44d5f6
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140928

Torique: "with all these idiots around partying it'll be easy to gorge myself on blood hee hee hee"

Ulric: "Hah! just leave some in the meat for flavor~"
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No. 140929 ID: ca2950
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140929

Keimi: "Maybe the ground is soft enough I won't break my ankles."
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No. 140930 ID: 7e6fd4
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140930

Detective Groundfull and his cohort wander through the forest, completely lost. They were supposed to be at the camp a few hours ago, but circumstances were not kind to the two. Zenith grabs his pencorder and starts chatting away.

"Audiojournal, log 1. It's currently... let's see. Cooper?"

The dog yips, caught unaware. "Yes! Huh? What!? Don't talk so suddenly like that!"

"...It's very late, Cooper is scared, and I'm very tired." Zenith mutters.

"H-hey! No! I'm just on uh... high alert! Y'know anything can happen in a dark forest like this... I'm just worried! I can be worried! I'm allowed to be worried!"

"Cooper, cool it. I'm just yawn a bit exhausted. It feels like we've been walking around in full cosplay for hours."

"Well maybe if you got up from your desk every once in a while you wouldn't be so tired!" Cooper snaps. A rustling in the bushes quickly silences the barking dog.
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No. 140931 ID: 9ea24b
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140931

>>140916
Body requests a chocolate covered egg from the short lizard dressed as a mummy.
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No. 140932 ID: dc13c4
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140932

Essence: "Come on hurry up, you are really slow in that chunky costume. Also, it is really funny that two of us at the same time are coming to this celebration. I don't think that we even interacted."

Ana: "I can barely see through this costume as for our interactions I would like to keep it that short. I don't want to know more about you or anybody else here."

Essence: "Fair enough as for the costume you wear it is the one that belongs to a villain if I am not mistaken. What makes you choose it in the first place."

Ana: "I don't want to talk about it and I don't want to talk to you at all."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26K5HsvH_4I&ab_channel=StakeJade
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No. 140935 ID: 681cb5
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140935

The moon is full tonight… and the smell of blood is in the air. This is a world that has been overtaken by evil, one that will spread untold suffering and death. One that will ravage this little tribal camp called “Camp Lake Camp”. You are Pesi the Skull, a powerful Warlock of Ptamet, and you have come not to save this world, by to harvest its crop. Bodies, bones and the life energy of the recently deceased… all three is promised to be in ample supply here tonight. All you have to do is to collect it…

This world has been taken by the hallow ewe… and you’re here for a treat.

…and maybe you can find a strong mate to copulate with, if you’re lucky.
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No. 140936 ID: 681cb5
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140936

Icaro: “There you are, Pesi.” the blue Volin exclaims, “Where you… posing dramatically in front of that sign just now?”
Pesi: “Of course not, you fool.” Pesi huffs, trying to hide her blush, “I was just… meditating on my duty tonight.”
Icaro: “Come on, Skully.” Icaro gives his lady friend a pat on the back before continuing, “Have some fun! Tonight is all about eating candy and getting laid!”
Pesi: “I have a job to do tonight, Icaro, and I don’t have time for your… ‘fun’.” the Warlock tells him in a dismissing tone, gesturing for him to go away, “Go find that scorpion lady you won’t shut up about or something. Just leave me to my work.”
Icaro: “Ah, you think Xiasi- Xiate- Xiale- that cute scorpion lady will be here tonight? Then I’ll need to find her!” Icaro cheerfully says, looking around with a huge grin as if expecting the scorpion would be hiding in a nearby bush. He met her at the ritual site for summoning Sandy Claws, where she promised him to that he would see her again… but so far, he has not have the luck. As he starts walking towards the tribal camp, he turns his head and yells, “Oh, and sweet costume, skully!”
Pesi: “Huh?” Pesi on her part is just confused, “I’m not wearing a costume? Wait, was Icaro even wearing any pants!?”

[Icaro the Hunter and Pesi the Skull has joined the party!]
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No. 140946 ID: ca2950
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140946

Liriya: "Why do we have to dress up like this?"

Alma: "I think it's some kind of seasonal festival."

Liriya: "No, I mean why do I have to dress up like this? She's lame and never wins any fights."

Alma: "Oh. It's probably entirely because you wear your hair that way."

Liriya: "Ugh!"

Alma: "I'm just glad to get to come to an event where I won't end up drunk and stripped naked."

Liriya: "Wait, what?"

Alma: "N-Nevermind. Let's go."
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No. 140949 ID: 435f13
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140949

Boobie Bunny: "Ugh, how'd I get roped into this stupid job? More importantly, how did that mysterious haunted typewriter find a t-shirt in my size?"

*Boobie Bunny takes a long drag from her cigarette*

Boobie Bunny: "I've only been here half an hour and already everything is stupid. It's too much effort. Just sitting here like this is too much effort. I need to relax..."
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No. 140950 ID: 435f13
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140950

Boobie Bunny: "Ahh, much better. This is much easier. Maybe all the costumed freaks will leave me alone and I can finally take a break..."
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No. 140951 ID: 435f13
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140951

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No. 140952 ID: 435f13
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140952

Boobie Bunny: "HURRRG!"
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No. 140953 ID: 435f13
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140953

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No. 140954 ID: 435f13
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140954

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No. 140960 ID: ca7ffc
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140960

Abdle: "I am telling you you should have chosen better options for you costume like scarecrow, Mysterio or even Bobby Barrows."

Bobbie: "This was something personal for me and that is why I choose this chostume. Besides we needed to get off the the beach after the whole ship incident. Maybe next year I will go with these chostumes."

Abdle: "Whatever, the charecter of that chostume doesn't even use the umbrela."

Bobbie: "That is such a shame, she looks so much better with one epically in the concept art."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIqO6u0bu7o
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No. 140961 ID: ca7ffc
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140961

Grimlith: "Hey it is so hard to see anything while holding you up in this trashcan of this costume."

Abdle: "Hey I am a doing you a favor for not letting you show your costume to others."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkYzSZpGvF4
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No. 140983 ID: 9fbc97
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140983

>>140931
Poxy:
Wha- mommy? how'd you know my mom got turned into a mummy?
OH right no no this is a mummymon costume but i lost my hat somewhere
And of course Ms Peabody: we have a nice selection of delicious, organic 100% free of those thingies that latch to your face- i think...

The one that looks like a monster egg, is a fae egg but tastes like a dragon god egg
The one that looks like an fae egg is a dragon god egg but tastes like a monster egg
And the one that looks like a dragon god egg is a monster egg but tastes like an fae egg

All come in chocolate coating
Which one do you like? for you and for you only the price is 2 shiny objects or or or-
a party trick! you can do tricks right!
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No. 140986 ID: 9ea24b
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140986

Body takes the fae egg since she has concerns about the other two. Paying for candy on Halloween is a little sad, but if it’s such rare candy she can understand.

>Payment
Body has been practicing her clown tricks very hard to prove she is a good clown. She unbuttons the front of her costume and peels apart the skin on her belly to reveal the tightly packed entrails beneath. She tugs a section of large intestine free, inflates it, and twists it into a quadrupedal shape.

Body holds her creation in one hand and puts the egg in her mouth with the other. She chews thoughtfully. The filling has a delightful tingle. She asks if Poxy would like her balloon animal to go.
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No. 140992 ID: 681cb5
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140992

Pesi lurks in the nearby woods, observing each new arrival with interest. She patiently waits for her prey, one that is either weak enough to subjugate or strong enough to impress… and possibly handsome as well.

Pesi: “Oh? What was that, Trezian?” the warlock suddenly ask, rising the skulls on her staff up towards her head, “Did you see someone with potential?” After listening to a voice only she can hear, she continues, “The wolf? Hmm…” Walking on the path to the camp, she spots an oddly dressed wolf holding some kind of living plant. Perhaps an Uredo? No matter, it is the canine she’s interested in! “Indeed, his soul seems warped. Good eye, Trezian, he will serve our purpose one way or another.”
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No. 140993 ID: 681cb5
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140993

It is time for this camp to witness the seduction skills of a mighty Volin Warlock!

Pesi: “You there, wolf! Stop!” Pesi exclaims as she jumps out form her hiding place, landing right in front of Ulrik, “I am Pesi the Skull, mighty Warlock of the Volin people!” She strikes what she believes is a dramatic pose, though it mostly makes her look a bit silly, before boasting, “The slayer of the great dune worm of the endless sea of dust! The subjugator of the fearsome Thumparum brothers! The chosen disciple of the demi-goddess Ptamet herself!” To punctuate her bravado, she slams the staff into the ground before stating, “And I am here searching for strong warriors and powerful sorcerers to copulate with this evening.”

Ulric and that plant thing seem mostly perplexed by her speech, if a bit confused.

Pesi: “You reek of death and has the smile of a vicious predator.” the Volin points her staff at Ulrik, “I like that. You may have potential to be my mate this night, wolf.” The plant he’s holding is saying something, but Pesi ignores it completely, instead simply talking over it, “Now, state your name and deeds, so that I might decide if you will be a worthy father.”

Sadly, Pesi dumped her Charisma stat and is thus completely inept at flirting.
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No. 141019 ID: dc13c4
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141019

DeRvan: "I am sorry for being so late with the celebration, I had the trouble of picking my costume."

Ana: "That costume does not suit you, how dare you even try to wear it!"

Essence: "I don't know about your allegations Ana, I like how it makes you look like a cool demon attorney."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3nHkly-i8&ab_channel=%F0%9F%92%9BToadie%F0%9F%92%9B
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No. 141020 ID: dc13c4
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141020

DeRvan: "Are you sure that it doesn't fit me? I didn't even tell you who I am dressed as."

Ana: ".....I get what you are referring to. It doesn't make me like you dressing as anybody from this series."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg0hCOqFbtU&ab_channel=willwoodmusic%E2%99%AA
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No. 141027 ID: 78048b
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141027

Floating adrift with the scent of petals, one figure flew.
Clad in the guise of a bloodsucker, a soldier, a storm appears, soaring through the sonderous sundown with great gaiety.

It was rare for her to bear a smile on her face, let alone with fangs glinting in the moonlight.

No missions, no task. Simple merriment and costumewear.
Determining a guise was an easier task than she had expected. Perhaps it was her gaunt cheekbones? Her power of flight? Or perhaps, the faintly hollow look behind her eyes?
It was a blessed thing that the woman of ice was such a deft hand with scissors.
With a few simple changes to a gadget here and there, it seemed as if she was truly flying.
Perhaps the reason she found so much fun in this was something familiar; fear and tension, but with the pretense of treats and pranks, played on one another.
Hopefully the only screams tonight would be ones of a different caliber to those heard in war.
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No. 141028 ID: 78048b
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141028

The waters of Camp Lake Camp would not be able to hold more than one psycho killer.

Honk. Honk.


Two figures plod across the outskirts of the camp, shrouded in shadows.

One moved silently, crossing through the night like an eerie absence of a person.
One moved in a cacophony of honks, toting a blunt club, stained with violence.

Together, they formed one entity. Their goal? One would dread to know.
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No. 141029 ID: 78048b
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141029

Of course, the premises are small.
It appears there is more than one clown in town.


The opposition is quite intimidating this time of year. For one, this clown's costume is better put together than Astrolysis'.
An opponent like this would surely be radiating far more CLOWNLY ENERGIES than a beast with a fondness for cutting implements.
Even her BAG OF TRICKS is full to the brim! Just look at that balloon dog!

The mime mouths something to her clownly associate.
She however, cannot see despite the ocular implants glued to the side of her face and the message goes unrecognised.
Internally, she is weighing up the possibilities.
If she wins, she shall acquire an egg... for free!
But on the other hand, unspeakable things could happen.
Truly a conundrum.
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No. 141033 ID: ca2950
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141033

Alex: "Kei, what are you doing?"

Keimi: "Minor miscalculation. No problem. You're in the wrong costume!"

Alex: "No, this is right."

Keimi: "It's technically right, but it's not right right."

Alex: "This one's lazier, though."
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No. 141035 ID: 0d1c28
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141035

>>140993
Ulric: "hello Skully! I'm Ulric, Ulric Ikenhart at yer service. as for deeds service just about covers all of it. And though I'd love to 'copulate' as you put it, I happen to be enthralled to another."

Torique: "Yeah this ghoul's my slave! you can't have him!"

Ulric: "Now Torique, it's not like we can have that sort of fun together anyways, why not give me the night off, find a lad more your size"

Torique: "Ugh, nobody's ever MY size, this place is lousy with giants just like everywhere else! so if I have to be miserable and alone you're being miserable alone with me, and no fat chested skull clutcher is gonna change that!"

Ulric turns back to Pesi "Sorry Skully, you see how it is."
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No. 141036 ID: 9ea24b
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141036

Oh my god it’s a clown fight. Body has been training for this moment her entire life and immediately fumbles her balloon animal.

Her first trick to assert clown dominance is to bend over to collect her now quite dusty guts, causing her pants to fall down.
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No. 141038 ID: fa6745
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141038

Fleshy noises
Poxy: No no wait do that trick again i wasn't looking!
...
Fleshy noises
The kobold, yet again fails to see the nature of the trick as she looks away just at the very moment it starts
Poxy: uh-what, oh! i always wanted my own err-how did you do that again?
Before she can ask for another demonstration she sees the harlequinic havoc, the clown combat, the buffoon bloodshed

Poxy: EEEK! Miss-body get down!

Poxy gets stands between the two combatants, she grabs handful after handful of black licorice and throws them at the figure: none reach it, effectively only littering the ground, and body's guts with everyone's favorite candy

Poxy: Uh-uh well there’s more where that came from!
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No. 141048 ID: 681cb5
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141048

With a splash Icaro the Volin dives into the lake head first with only his scales covering his body. The water might be a bit colder than he’s used to, but it is still refreshing. A hothead like himself always needs to cool off, after all. Letting the water wash of the grime and dirt from his body, he considers his next move. There were plenty of pretty girls and boys here tonight to flirt with… but he might be getting a bit ahead of himself.

After all, he’s currently all alone, skinny dipping in a lake completely defenseless. Even if Icaro has a good head on his shoulder for hunting, his mind is too distracted by gals and boys that anyone might easily sneak up on him in his current state. Soon, this whole scene will come to a head!

Icaro: “I’m known to keep my cool and not lose my head in stressful situations!” …Icaro states out loud for some odd reason, “And I only got 3 days left until retirement!” Oh hush, Icaro. Stop Meta Gaming. “I do hope that I suddenly don’t get a head shorter!” *sigh*…
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No. 141057 ID: 435f13
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141057

>>141048

Suddenly, a shadowy figure leaps out of the darkness!

Horny Freak: "When you get too horny, it's easy to lose your HEAD!"

Icaro: "AIEEEEEEE!!!"
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No. 141058 ID: 435f13
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141058

Icaro: "What's happened? How the hell am I still alive? Why can't I see my beautiful snout?"

Icaro has Acquired a Horniness Penalty: Invisible Head Syndrome. Your head's still there, just invisible.
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No. 141059 ID: 8ff946
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141059

>>141058
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No. 141066 ID: 681cb5
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141066

Icaro: “Why, hello there beautiful!” Icaro greets the new arrival with a sultry tone, “Care to join me? We can help each other wash our backs~” the Volin hands starts to rub his body, sensually, “Maybe a quick romp while we’re at it? My culture doesn’t have any marriage…” after loudly slapping his ass, he continues, “…so all sex is premarital!”

“Wait, doesn’t that make my half a dozen kids bastards?” he suddenly states, distracted by his own train of thought, thus missing the sinister shape raising his weapon, “And shouldn’t I be dead? I’m new to this whole dead thing, but not having a head is supposed to be fatal, right?” Icaro scratches the back of his invisible head clearly lost in thought.
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No. 141096 ID: 435f13
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141096

Meanwhile, back at Camp...

Suddenly, a shrill, piercing laugh cuts the pine-scented darkness like a knife!

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! BEHOLD, THE MISTRESS OF THE DARK HAS ARRIVED!"

An eight-foot-tall, ridiculously busty purple dragon steps out of the shadows into the light of the campfire.

Ridiculously Huge Boobs Dragon Sorceress: "What's this, you ask? Has the real Elvira come to grace this sorry excuse for a party? Your senses do not deceive you, for I AM Elvira! Or rather, Elvira as she should have been! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
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No. 141124 ID: a7a180
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141124

"Um, excuse me, are you the gatekeeper? -I mean, groundskeeper? I got locked out of my cabin, because... I can't reach the doorknob. Can you help me?"
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No. 141154 ID: 0d1c28
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141154

Torique: "Hmmm! well I do keep a fair bit of ground, I could definitely be a groundkeeper for a juicy little friend like you! invite me to your door and I'll open it right up~"
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141156

>>141154
"Well, I don't see the harm in that phrasing! You're welcome to come inside, just as soon as I am of course!"

"Looks like we still come up a little short, maybe if I stand on your head or something?"
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No. 141159 ID: 0d1c28
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141159

Torique giggles "No need!" her arm stretches to reach the handle, "I'm a very flexible girl"
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No. 141161 ID: ca2950
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141161

Keimi: "Just put on the proper costume. It's important."

Alex: "Fine. I don't see why it matters, though."

Keimi: "Everyone needs to match or it's going to bother me, and you're going to need the accessories."

Alex: "I don't see why."


A hulking figure crashes out of the woods.

Juha: "Because you brought my daughter to a camp that exists exclusively for people to sneak around and have sex in the woods!"

Nui: "And then get killed! Neehehe!"

Juha: "So just what are you intending to do, Alex?"

Nui: "Leave enough to piece back together, dear. I'm going to want those grandkids someday."

Juha: "If he can't survive this, he's not worthy of her anyway!"

Alex: "Oh, shit!"



Keimi: "Mom, Dad, stop being weird."
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Pesi: “Quickly! While your owner is distracted we have a chance for you to escape!” the Volin whispers to the wolf, “Into the dark woods!”
Ulric: “Huh? The woods?” Ulric ask slightly confused, not expecting the lizard / fish creature to suddenly start shoving him towards the forest.
Pesi: “We’ll be alone in there… and hidden.” she answers quietly, “That way I can find out how that carrot has enslaved you.” As she continues to gently push the wolf forward, she sniff his neck, “I don’t smell any magic, so it might be enough to just give you a way out. Somewhere for you to run too.”
Ulric: “…she doesn’t actually-” but before Ulric can clarify, Pesi interrupts him.
Pesi: “And then we can celebrate your newfound freedom with unprotected premarital sex.” She stops in her track and blink twice, “I… I’m unsure why I phrased it like that…” but then she shakes her head and continues towards the forest edge, “No matter, let’s go before someone spots us leaving.”

And into the dark, foreboding woods the pair disappears… all alone and vulnerable.
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