Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)08:14 No. 338264 ID: 0472f1
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>You do realize he pisses in your coffee.
>Make Logan take the first sip from your coffee once he gets there with it and then go join Mike and ask what's up.

You're fairly certain that Logan is too nice and stupid to do anything terrible to your cup but seeing as you're in a particularly bad mood today, you tell him to taste it first. You warn him that if he backwashes in your drink, you'll spit on his register to make up for it.

He looks confused but picks up the coffee, taking a small sip before setting it back down on the counter in front of you. He says he hopes that your delicious coffee will cheer you up and manages a smile again.

You grumble and snatch the cup. "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

You turn your attention to Mike, who has been glaring through the back of your head, and head over to his table.

>>338264
Sit down by the stinky hippy and ask what he wants. If it's about that package you found in your pants then ask what it contains before giving it back.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)08:38 No. 338267 ID: 0472f1
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>Sit down by the stinky hippy and ask what he wants.

On your way over to Mike's table you stop quickly by the table where they keep the sugar and milk. You pour half of the sugar canister into your coffee and it spills over. You shrug and sip some of the coffee before heading to Mike's table.

When you get there he growls. "What the fuck took you so long?"

You shrug. Were he not one of your closer friends, you would probably toss your coffee in his face - but it's all good. You hover beside your chair and ask him what the rush was.

He tells you to sit down and after a few moments of grumbling - you do.

"...So?"

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)08:55 No. 338268 ID: 0472f1
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"That thing has been watching me for over an hour."

look at the thing in an inconspicious manner.

>>338268
Ask him if he has been smoking enough to become even more paranoid again.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)09:21 No. 338275 ID: 0472f1
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>look at the thing in an inconspicious manner.

You quirk a brow at Mike but glance in the direction he motions toward.

((have to head to work - will continue tonight))

goddammit Etneid quest authors are not allowed to work or have a life in any other way

Be ready to spring into attack stance, should strife occur.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)19:52 No. 338452 ID: 0472f1
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As you glance over your eyes meet those of a younger girl. She seems embarrassed and clumsily drops her pencil, eyes darting to the ground as she reaches down to pick it up. She shifts slightly in her chair.

You assume that's the one Mike was talking about. You nudge at Mike slightly and murmur, "Nice hair."

He leans back in his chair and picks up his cup of coffee, swishing it back and forth as he exhales a long, "Yeahhhh."

>>338452
Casper, I bet you ten bucks it's a dude.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)20:31 No. 338466 ID: 0472f1
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>>338457
Even if that were the case, you don't care all that much as long as it's nice to look at. You'd say the same probably goes for Mike too.

You look at Mike and shove him slightly, then point at him. "I bet you five bucks that one didn't start the staring contest."

"Fuck you." He shoves back and snarls, slinking back in his seat. He grumbles about how he can un-invite you from the table if he wants.

>>338466
Do that yourself. She ain't gonna hit on herself.

>>338466

Mike's in a spectacular mood today... Flick him in his glasses.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)20:55 No. 338477 ID: 0472f1
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>Do that yourself. She ain't gonna hit on herself.

You look back over at the girl. Her attention for the moment is on one of what you assume to be drawings in her book. You consider getting up and commandeering the book and maybe trying to say something. Maybe. Whatever.

>>338477
You could like, ask about it. Has being an asshole gotten good results before?

Compliment Mike on his douchebaggery. Sunglasses indoors.

Etneid 2011/08/09(Tue)21:20 No. 338488 ID: 0472f1
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((heading to bed - will respond tomorrow - thanks againnnnn))

threaten to go over to the chick yourself if Mike doesn't get up and talk to her.

>>338477
Ask her if she wants to hear a poem about smelly hippies. It's free form.

Etneid 2011/08/10(Wed)13:36 No. 338747 ID: 0472f1
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>You could like, ask about it. Has being an asshole gotten good results before?
>threaten to go over to the chick yourself if Mike doesn't get up and talk to her.

It's a fifty fifty. You consider trying to be a bit less of an asshole because she seems too frail to handle that kind of treatment.

You tell Mike you're going to try and talk to her. He glares and starts to mutter again about you taking his things. You squint and remind him that he's the one who has been sitting there for more than an hour.

You set down your coffee and then get up out of your chair. You run a hand back through your nasty hair and then walk over to her table. You stare at her blatantly for a few moments. You're not very good at being nice.

>Ask her if she wants to hear a poem about smelly hippies. It's free form.

You consider this but your mind is pretty blank. You continue to stare at her, she looks confused.

"I'm sorry," She manages to whimper out, her accent makes her sound even more like a little mouse, "Am I sitting in you seat? I can leave if you'd like."

>>338747
Tell her that you're not sitting in her seat, you were just taking a moment to compose something you wanted her to hear.

*Ahem* Oh smelly hippie why did you call me here? Was it to pay back your many moments of mooching off of me? Was it because you wanted to share a joint or two with me? No, it was because you were a paranoid bastard again and don't have the balls to face the reality.*the end*

Ask her what she thinks, it really wasn't meant to be good.

"my friend over there likes you"

Etneid 2011/08/10(Wed)15:25 No. 338792 ID: 0472f1
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>>338757
>>338762

You tell her that you don't need her to move from her seat. She looks confused and possibly slightly upset.

"Uhhh..So..." You cough a bit and scratch a bit at the back of you head. You sneer a bit at yourself. Nice. Nice. Be nice.

You decide to try and make her feel better and recite the following poem about your buddy, Mike. You ask her to listen to this impromptu poem about your dirty friend.

>*Ahem* Oh smelly hippie why did you call me here? Was it to pay back your many moments of mooching off of me? Was it because you wanted to share a joint or two with me? No, it was because you were a paranoid bastard again and don't have the balls to face the reality.*the end*

She smiles but looks even more confused. You sigh and motion back at your table. You ask her to come sit with you and Mike.

She blinks a few times before muttering a soft. "O.okay - if you don't mind."

As she gets up your eyes shift again to her book you ask her what she was drawing.

>>338792
Dude, there seems to be some sort of freaky fox headed thing ordering coffee, and Logan is actually not smiling and instead flipping the fuck out. You better watch that shit for hilarious moments.

Etneid 2011/08/10(Wed)16:15 No. 338805 ID: 0472f1
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Mike sees the two of you coming and is swept over with PANIC and RAGE at the thought of that female creature being brought into his safe VOYEUR space. He snarls and pushes himself back - as if into a corner - before collapsing himself on the edge of the table, peering from it's edge over toward Logan's almost equally disturbing company to try and distract himself.

>>338805
Looks like Logan is really flipping the fuck out. Should be amusing if you can get Mike to back up towards the disc without noticing what's going on.

Etneid 2011/08/10(Wed)18:08 No. 338834 ID: 0472f1
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((animated))

>Looks like Logan is really flipping the fuck out. Should be amusing if you can get Mike to back up towards the disc without noticing what's going on.

Unfortunately, Mike is the only one who seems to notice that anything is going on with Logan in the first place. He seems to find it a good show. He's snapped back to the reality of his situation when you approach the table and motion a hand toward your new "friend". Mike buries his head in his arm and pretends loudly that he is asleep. He's a bad actor.

"Hey.So-uh-since you were so fuckin' curious...this is uh..."

"Oni." The girl says in a shy voice when she realizes she hadn't told you her name. She looks at Mike and slowly tilts her head.

You motion again at your hippie bro, "That's Mike and uh....yeah. I'm Casper."

You tell Oni to take a seat next to Mike and then mutter that you'll bring the rest of her things over to your table.

As you're about to reach her table - you suddenly feel overwhelmingly nauseous. You stumble a bit and as you're about to reach out for one of the chairs things get really....dizzy.

Has anyone ever told you that Mike looks kind of like Dave Strider with long hair? Anyway, pass out.

man, you literally have a halo of BO floating over you. I bet you're not getting enough oxygen because of all the rancid sweat fumes surrounding your body.

>>338834
Try to avoid knocking your head too badly when you fall, concussions are nasty things.

>>338792
A giant rat appears to be requesting coffee. Look.

>>338834
You appear to have contract halo disease. Don't die.

Etneid 2011/08/11(Thu)19:31 No. 339132 ID: 0472f1
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A scratching noise wakes you. From the smell of sweat, dirt, and other things on your sheets, you can tell you're in your own bed. Your head is pounding.

It sounds like the noise is probably coming from the kitchen window. You curl up in the bed and let out a groan, gripping slightly at your hair.

Ughhhhhhnph

get up dude.

>>339132
As places to wake up after passing out, good. On the other hand, Oni probably saw your house. You ain't never tappin dat.

check that noise. take your time.

>>339132
Yell at whoever that is to stop that shit.

READ THE NOTE that mysteriously appeared.

Etneid 2011/08/12(Fri)13:13 No. 339365 ID: 4716cc
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>>339135
>>339137
>>339226

As you can't say for sure how you got home, Oni may not have been there. You'd like to think that's the case anyways because you're pretty sure she'd have little interest in coming anywhere near you again.

It takes you a few moments but you finally manage to pull yourself out of bed. You curse beneath your breath as you trip over random clothes and shit on the floor - gaining some balance back once you reach the bookshelf.

You would yell for someone to shut up if your head didn't already hurt as much as it did. It might not necessarily be a person anyways.

You squint forward toward the kitchen as you slowly begin to see what is around you. You fumble in the dark for the light switch.

(You didn't notice the note on the wall in the dark but maybe you'll spot it once there's some light in the room!)

>>339365
You have a loli-ghost and foxperson infestion. You need to put some traps out. Bait it with cheese, it'll take care of the rats at the same time.

well be quick about it dagnabit, there's wolfmen and scary little Japanese girls in here.

Offer disappearing loli candy. Maybe she'll come back.

Throw a rock at your own window to scare away the thing outside. It might be an improvement on your apartment anyway. It'll at least get the smell out.

>>339365
Find your light switch and turn it on. Then glare at the creature outside your window.

>>339365
Go and switch on the light and look out the window while contemplating how much easier shit used to be.

Etneid 2011/08/13(Sat)12:03 No. 339643 ID: f22611
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>>339368
>>339378
>>339382
>>339408

You flip the switch as soon as you reach it. You could've sworn that there was something small standing near the bookshelf but maybe you were just imagining it?

You look toward the creature in the window. Normally, something like this wouldn't normally phase you but your head hurts and makes it seem slightly more intimidating. You growl a bit and take a step further into the kitchen.

You hear a low gutteral growl as it says your name, slapping one of it's hands up against the window again, nails grinding against it slightly as it drags them downward.

Whatever it is, you're pretty sure you want it to go away. You don't have a rock but there is a small block of wood on the bookshelf. Use this instead?

>>339643
Just flip it the bird and then go check if they left something in the kitchen.

>>339643

Awwww but look, it's smiling at you!
Yeah hit it with the block of wood. But only if you aim doesn't suck from your headache.

I think if you tried to hit it, you'd break the window and thus let it in.

Can you tell if it's wounded? That blood could be anyone's.

>>339643
Pick up the wood block and open the window. You're bigger than him. Don't fucking smash open your window.