Angry drunk.
"What the fuck do you fucker want? Want to watch me take a fuckin piss you perverted motherfucker, I bet you do. Out of my way carrot top and use a lighter when you enter, whatever I ate smells like month old roadkill now. Enjoy shitcock."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)14:27 No. 66919 ID: f0c8b3
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>>66914
Angry drunk, check.

"the fuckayou fucker want? fuckin perv peepin tom. watch me take a fuckin piss willya? i told er issnot safe with all em pervs around. getthfuckoffamyface, carrot top, or imma, imma call the cops on ya, fuckin perv."
>"Lady, I fuckin work here all right? Oh fuck this, no more service for you."
I guess it worked.

Well, good I guess. I'm just glad he didin't enter the bathroom and find broken glass just after we exited. No more service but we didin't come here to drink.

Continue towards the third floor carefully. Make note of any possible "obstacles" on your way.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)14:02 No. 68593 ID: f0c8b3
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One employee cleaning the stairs, two patrons up here. One big kinda guy, looks kinda high, and this guy with the paper. Must be my man. How should I do this?

>>68593
That isn't Kim Gu. He's not wearing a black suit and tie. He does look Korean though, so maybe he works for or knows Kim.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)14:54 No. 68618 ID: f0c8b3
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>>68602
What are you going on about? The suit looks black to me?

>>68618
Have you seriously already forgotten what I told you? The feed is corrupted and you can't trust anything we say.

Now quit wasting your time and approach him casually. Korean guys are big on honor and reputation, so stay respectful. Koreans bow when meeting people and during business transactions, so bowing when you walk up to him might be a good idea. Korean names are backwards, so call him 'Mr. Kim'. And if he does shake your hand, shake less firmly than an American handshake and for slightly longer. And bow while shaking hands too.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)16:17 No. 68656 ID: f0c8b3
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>>68627
Sorry. This is a bit confusing.
I'll try to be polite. An yeah I know 'bout the names an the bowin.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for mister Kim?"
>"You have foundu him. May I inquire as to the occasion?"
"I may have some business for you. My name is Joanne."
>"Please, be seatedu. And what exactly would this business be?"

One question Joanne. Are you into artificial neural networks or man-mashine interfaces? An ARcher fish implant wouldn't be bad for your accuracy, but I guess you're already content with that quality. Something else? Let's see what he has to offer.

OOC: if you don't know what an archer fish is, check out this youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12g_TC_g6Eg&feature=related

Be straightforward with the problem. He will probably respect your balls.

“Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.”
- Karl Marx
Tell him that you want to be Freed. Freed from your old vain life. Be straightforward, tell him that unless you change real fast, this hairy thing that's after you is going to rip you into pieces.

>>68891
We're not supposed to mention we work for the Fire Brigade, so that's probably not a good idea.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/24(Sat)16:20 No. 69162 ID: ac3813
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Joanne does not see the benefits of spitting.
Also, fukken line.

>>69162
Lay out the details and rewards, gloss over anything that incriminates you.
This is obviously a businessman who means business.

"I am looking for a new chip, and I can't afford any... official involvement. I need someone who can set me up with what I'm looking for discretely, and I trust you have the skills necessary to accomplish this."

>>69178
Go with this one, but don't say can't afford. Just say you need discretion.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/25(Sun)16:40 No. 69481 ID: ac3813
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>>69178
>>69264
"I am looking for a new chip, and I wish to avoid any official entanglements. I need someone who can set me up with what I'm looking for discreetly, and I hear you're the man for the job."
>"This is interestingu. What makes you think that?"
"Look, all I need's an address an I'm outta yer face, allrigh?"
>"You put me in an interestingu position, miss Joanne. A strangel wanders in and asks about expensive black market item. What guarantee do I have that you are not workingu for the police? Esupecially with that cheap wirejob with a/v broadcasting?"
Fuck. Fuck.
Do I deck im?

Just be honest. Your hooked up to us, The Wire as a whole or something. Hell we can hack the dance clubs shit and play any song you want right now. Just ask him what song he wants and we'll totally hack shit up for him. I hope he asks for Master Exploder by Tenacious D.

Tell him you used to work for the police, but not anymore. He can check. You're wanted. It might be a dangerous play, but it's better to seem ballsy and be honest. Lies catch up, eventually, especially if you aren't a practiced liar.

Can't hack a thing with a broken chip.

"Really, I would think a police operation would be a little better organized and not relying a stranger coming in asking things. No, this is personal business. Besides, this goes beyond simple pirated company chips in your brain however sophisticated. Do you even know what they are doing with the merchandize you provided?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/27(Tue)19:02 No. 69937 ID: 426169
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"Don't you think a sting op would be better planned? Yeah I have a chip. It's busted, and I need a new one before my synapses go past their sell-by date. I need to find a headshop that don't ask questions, ASA-fuckin-P. Now you gonna help me or not?"
>"Very well, miss Baxter. I will give you an addoressu. I will let them them know you are coming. The legality of any chips you purchase is of no relevance to me."
"Thank you, mister Kim."
>"Now get out of here before I change my mindo."

22 Keeney street, by the looks of it.
Do we need this guy for anythin else?

>>69937
Like he said, it's time to get out of there before he change his mindo. I mean really, you're lucky to get this outcome, pushing in any other direction is just going to blow it. Quit while you're ahead and all that jazz.

I can't think of anything. Of course, our brain not dying is more important than anything we could ask. We need to hightail it over there.

>>69937
Bow low, leggit.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)14:27 No. 71705 ID: 426169
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Hmm. Something didn't seem right about that Kim guy... Can't put my finger on it.

Oh well. I'm outta here. Which way?
[animated]

>>71705
Back out through A if that guy you angrydrunk'd at is gone.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)15:46 No. 71735 ID: 426169
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I ain't feelin too hot. Feels like I haven't slept in a week, ach'ly.

Looks like the coast is clear.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)16:06 No. 71736 ID: 426169
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>"Citizen. You are detained under suspicion of breaking an entering a private property. Get down on your knees with your hands over your head. Compliance is mandatory. Resistance will be met with controlled force."
Oh fuckin hell. An enforcer. I'll fuckin break that carrot-top fucktard.

What do I do? I could make a run for it and hope like hell he ain't augmented. Fight him?



Motherfuckin FOE

>>71736
Running for it would be the best option, since you have a gun. Get out and down the fire escape while trying to "augment" his face.

>>71705
Oh, and that map you sent us is a bit corrupted.

You've just bought a big, sexy gun. I recommend you use it.

>>71736
KILL MAIM BURN!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)05:22 No. 72330 ID: 426169
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"I ain't goin to jail!"

>>72333

More powerful than drugs eh? Don't be afraid, this will be talked over. This will cost you something also, as you soon need to drastically change your appearance. Are there yet any eyewitnesses?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)08:24 No. 72346 ID: 426169
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>>72341
Talked over? The. Shit? I just shot a cop dead.
...
"Whatcha lookin at?"
>"N-nothing. Please don't shoot."

Unless everybody has video uploads that have already made a recording of you, you're gonna have to shoot that guy too, sorry.

Also, time to bugger out, post haste.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:18 No. 72401 ID: 426169
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>"Please don't kill me."
"Shut up!"
>>72349
I can't do this. Not in cold blood.

Well, you're already wanted. There is kinda no reason to shoot her. Tell her "you never saw me" or something badass like that. Seriously, though, you need to bugger out.

Might wanna check her and the dead guy for weapons and take 'em with you before leaving. Don't wanna get shot in the back, do ya?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:42 No. 72424 ID: 426169
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"You didn't see a damn thing, kapisch?"
>"Y-yes, si- mam."

Operation: Get Me The Fuck Outta Here commence.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:59 No. 72432 ID: 426169
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>>72422
Oh come on, she's a damn waitress.
I don't have time to strip this guy down, but.... what's this?
A scrambler module? The hell?

But yeah I can't get his stunner off him, looks like an implant.

He's a part of the conspiracy, he's no cop! Unless scramblers while rare on cops aren't that unheard of then. I think we just kissed Jager's goodbye if he's a regular cop. Please tell me Jager's don't give a fuck about the law.

Will that keep you from being tracked? You need that shit!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/05(Thu)14:19 No. 72788 ID: 426169
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>>72437
It's a device that let's the user disrupt the local Wire for a few moments. Cops sometimes use it during raids. Doesn't look like it was on or anythin.

>>72439
Well, nobody's gonna trace me through the wire when that thing's on for sure, but I ain't usin the wire for anythin either.

[animation]

WATCH OUT FOR THE MONSTER FROM THE TITLE CARD OGOD

Alright, let's save that scrambler for emergency situations, but right now you have a different kind of problem. That huge furry is either tracking you or just coincidentally happens to be below you.

Your top priority right now should be operation GTFO. You're a fugitive, so remember to think like one. Stick to places that aren't crowded, keep your face covered from cameras, try to look as inconspicuous as possible. Make your way to that address the Korean gave you so you can get a new chip ASAP.

TIME TO SETTTH THIS PLAACE ON FIIIIRRRRRE