Porn then fap in the theater.

Bump in the night, but watch the other moviegoers instead.

i'm gonna take a break for the night and pick this up hopefully tomorrow

>>649444
Watch Happy Kill More.

>>649444
porn then catch the last half of the aliens

chirps 2015/06/22(Mon)20:55 No. 650232 ID: 324890
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You venture up to collect a ticket for "Bump in the NIght," But the ticket dealer demon denies you a ticket for that movie, the dealer explains that if a kid like yourself is caught in that movie that he would be flayed for a century. He suggests that you watch the documentary, he also explains that if you attempt to do a movie hop to that particular movie that he will take you with him to be flayed.

chirps 2015/06/22(Mon)20:56 No. 650234 ID: 324890
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You don't like documentaries, they are boring... and they suck. But you wanna watch a movie, which movie do you eventually decide to go to?

>____

>>650234
Obvious thing to do is get a ticket for another movie, then sneak into the one you wanted.

Buy popcorn somewhere else and go spy on people.

Breaking outta heaven then.

Oral Abduction

>>650234
RUBY!
The Musical!

>>650234
The life of Kome

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)15:34 No. 650505 ID: 324890
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You buy a ticket to the documentary instead... it's obviously sucks. Yep, time to skip to another movie.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)15:35 No. 650506 ID: 324890
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As you hop out to go move to the action flick you notice another demon is coming to movie hop too.

Since you are shy you just wonder what she is going to see, though You could try to ask her.
But do you?

>_____

yes, duh

Nope, just follow her and pretend you were already going the same way.

Something's wrong. Use all your detective skills to analyze her. It's SO evil...

No, you are too shy. Just follow her into whichever movie she goes to.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:47 No. 650557 ID: 324890
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You decide not to interact with the girl demon and follow her into the movie she is going to see, You are surprised that she goes deeper into the cinema to a showing that isn't listed on the front board. You've never heard of the movie showing but go in to sit and watch anyway.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:47 No. 650558 ID: 324890
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"I'm a manly cat, meee-ow!"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:48 No. 650559 ID: 324890
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"And I am a feminine bunny-"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:48 No. 650560 ID: 324890
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"And we must escape this GLEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:49 No. 650561 ID: 324890
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YOU HATE THIS MOVIE ALREADY, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO GO INTO A MOVIE THAT HAS SINGING- ESPECIALLY BAD SINGING!? You take in the horrible atmosphere of the movie and still hate the... everything of it.
Why are you even here!?

>________

You came here because girl was cute.

Look at the girl you followed. Does she hate it too, or does it look like she's actually enjoying this crap?

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)20:00 No. 650564 ID: 324890
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You look over to the girl that you followed in, assuming no demon in hell would enjoy a movie like this... You are caught off guard when you notice that she seems to like it... Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?

>______

>>650561
Wait until the part where the cat and the bunny start to fight mutant aberrations and question their own sanity.

Also go talk to the cute demon girl.

>Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?
Depends. How hot is she?

would you bone this chick?

Time to leave. If you ever got in a relationship with her it would mean sitting through fifty of these movies a YEAR. ROUNDING DOWN.

First of all, for your pride's sake, make sure no one else is there. (especially people you know)

>>650564
Depends how bad you want to get laid I guess?

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)21:38 No. 654153 ID: 6898b5

Socialize, you twerp.

stay and watch the bad movie Also go talk to the cute demon girl.

bump, may come back to this soon- not sure of a specific date though

chirps 2015/08/03(Mon)12:12 No. 660102 ID: 324890
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You scoot over to the demon girl, she is very cute
"So, what's the movie even about? I just wandered in cus it looks interesting but I'm getting thrown for a loop."
>"Oh, It's about a cat person and a bunny person going through a monster infested lab. It's a romance movie."

This doesn't sound like something you'd watch.
Continue conversation?
>_____

yes, you want to at least appear interested in what she is interested in.

>cat and bunny running through lab with monsters
FUCKING-

Might as well introduce yourself

Romance + horror
Two best genres to "watch" with a girl
Whoever created this combination was a genius

Introduce yourself and ask her name

Ask for her name and ask why she chose this movie.

The threads book was better.

>>660190
Yeah, I bet they even left out the songs.

chirps 2015/08/04(Tue)12:47 No. 660283 ID: 324890
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You just realize that in order to introduce yourself, You would need to have a name
Your father neglected to give you a name when you were born so most demons you know just call you 'lil-shit'
This name isn't what you would use to pick up girls
>_____

Asariel Bedlam. Future demon lord of contracts, hunger, and the moon.

Abel Nukem.

Noble maibigbutt

Noble maibigbutt

>'lil-shit'
Upgrade. You are now The Shit.

Lilius Shittus

Don't talk sing this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA