>>777213
It's rude to get the gag before you start the seduction though, instead we should seduce her on the way to getting the gag like a gentleman.

>>777260
>>777213
Until someone tells me otherwise, I'm gonna assume Matt is like 12. Horny he may be, but seductive is pushing it.

SheepBro 2017/02/28(Tue)19:14 No. 783721 ID: 8e5fdd
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>>777073
My Mother locks the doors when ever she leaves for a long time. says it's to keep people from snooping.

>>777213
"So hot stuff what's your name?"
>"Dogma."
"Pretty cute for a hot dog like you."
>"Aaawww, thank you."
"So do ya mind, helping me out?"
>"With what? you seem confident for a brave little boy."
"You won't be calling me little when I'm done with you."
>"AlrightfineI'llhelpjustpleasestop!"
Dogma is blushing a little.

"Will you help me find my gag? then I can show you the punchline!"

Then maybe we can go looking for keys and wholesome adventures.

>>783721
I see a pink key in that creepy looking painting on the wall behind Dogma!

SheepBro 2017/03/04(Sat)17:52 No. 784944 ID: 14ca1f
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>>783733
>"Don't make me regret this kid."

SheepBro 2017/03/04(Sat)17:56 No. 784950 ID: 14ca1f
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>>783739
Hmph, it's just painted onto the picture.
It'd be nice if it was really the key, get my problem over with quicker.
I don't where this is suppose to be. Looks a dungeon.

Play the race card.

race around like an f1 car for 10 minutes.

Go check upstairs.

>>784950
Well, that door magically appeared in your house, right? So maybe the keys to open it are also magical and one of them is in that painting? Try reaching into the painting and grabbing that key.

SheepBro 2017/03/05(Sun)06:12 No. 785110 ID: 14ca1f
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>>785016
Matt realizes he can go through the painting....

Holy hot little lollipops, you're right!
This is, beyond awesome!
"Hey, Hey Dogma! come on! this is really cool!
>"You want me to go into this painting, which leads into a dark, dank dungeon?"
"YEAH!"
>"Then get out the way, kid..."

SheepBro 2017/03/05(Sun)06:38 No. 785120 ID: 14ca1f
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>>785110
Dogma leaped through the painting.
"ISN'T THIS COOL!"
>"Yeah, yeah, I just need a minute to comprehend this."
"Comprehend what? This is awesome."
>"Well, I mean like, never thought I would do a Mario 64 in my life..."

After a minute of meaningless conversation and excitement, Matt and Dogma look around the room.

Matt notes that the wall and floor look like the walls from the basement, but he says he's never seen this place before.
Dogma mentions that the painting looks like the main foyer of the Mansion. They both agree that the two paintings act as doors that can be traveled through.

You can go back the the Foyer at anytime.

Check to see if you can open those boxes. Although they might be better used to climb up to that crawl space.

Also check that door if it's actually locked. Just because it has a keyhole doesn't mean it's locked. But I assume it is.

>>785122
Seems to have all the bases covered.

>>785122
These things.

Also check if there's anything on the back of the painting.

Rummage through the boxes and attempt to find something useful.

SheepBro 2017/03/19(Sun)17:21 No. 788881 ID: f35f8d
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>>785122
While Matt was able to open the small box he wasn't able to get the bigger one open. They'll need something to pry it open.

Inside the small box were 3 TAROT CARDS, $10, and A BOX OF BANDAGES containing 5 HEAVY DUTY BANDAGES.

The door wasn't lock. Behind it is, well, a brick wall with, oddly enough, a keyhole.
The bricks appear to be scorched and hot embers spill out from the keyhole. The scent of singed fur is also noticeable.

Dogma asked Matt on who'll go through the crawlspace. The both of them are able to fit through it, however Matt does have some form of defense if he does encounters anything.
Dogma is good at sneaking around.
Who'll crawl through?
>Matt (Armed with the Serrated Knife)
>Dogma (Unarmed but stealthy)

Which 3 tarot cards are they?

Is there anything on the backside of the painting?

Stealth should scout ahead.

Crawl spaces are not a good place to fight. If this is to scout to make sure the coast is clear, might be better to try and not get potentially spotted... Although, you could give her the knife. Assuming it doesn't affect her ability to sneak.

>>788881
Not much room to really be fighting in a crawl space. Have Dogma sneak around and see what's in there.

SheepBro 2017/03/27(Mon)17:48 No. 790995 ID: 941070
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>>788895
Matt gave Dogma the Knife and Tarot cards.
A strange sensation is emitted from the cards.

Dogma crawled through the space and into another room.

This on is much smaller that the previous one,
there's also a faint rotten smell not unlike a dead body.

The Wall in front of here is cracked and can be knocked down with a sledge hammer or something
.
>>788891
XII The Hanged Man, XIX The Sun, III The Empress.

I see a key on the ceiling.

Stick your heels in the vent and try to grab it on the way down.

Alternatively, get both of you in there and use combined height to reach it.

whats that writing on the wall over there?

>>790999
Dogma is tall enough to grab the key by herself.
She places her heels in the gap and reaches for the key.
She successfully grabs it, without falling.

SheepBro 2017/04/06(Thu)22:22 No. 794041 ID: deedd5
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>>794040
HERE'S THE IMAGE I FORGOT TO POST HA HA HA

>>794041
SMASH PUNY WALL

>>794041
Cool. Get down, carefully.

As you lack the means to smash the wall, go back the way you came.

It looks like combined height might be the ticket for opening the trap door.

SheepBro 2017/04/29(Sat)04:16 No. 798703 ID: c6fdeb
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>>794043
In order for that to happen one would need a sledgehammer... Or explosives.

>>794386

>>794409
Dogma isn't a smol like Matt. She's at least 6 feet tall. Matt is only like, 4'5"-4'7".

SheepBro 2017/04/29(Sat)05:09 No. 798709 ID: c6fdeb
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>>798703
It also seems that Matt is crying in the small box.

>>798709
Ask him what's wrong.

Inform Matt that big girls don't cry. They don't cry-ey-ey.
Just don't expect much, since he's neither a girl nor very big.

>>798703
He's probably hiding from whoever that is in the painting. No, wait, you're already in the painting, that's the real world in that picture frame.

He's hiding from someone that's in his house right now.

Whats wrong Matt?

>>798709
Try and cheer him up.

SheepBro 2017/05/01(Mon)18:31 No. 799222 ID: 2dab4c
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>>798823
Dogma examines the person on the other side.

It's a tall , good figured rabbit woman.
She seems to be in her mid-twenties, maybe early thirties. She has very soft and fair complexion and is overall one of the most gorgeous women Dogma has ever seen.

It also seems she is mad about someth-
"MATHIUS JAMES OTTOMAN! GET YOUR LAZY, FLUFFY ASS OVER HERE, NOW!"
Scratch that, she appears to be royally pissed off about something.

SheepBro 2017/05/01(Mon)18:36 No. 799225 ID: 2dab4c
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>>798710
>>798972
Dogma asks Matt who that lady is.


At first Matt doesn't speak. He's too scared to do so. the only sounds coming from him are audible sniffles
>>799091
Dogma tells Matt to take deep breaths and to relax in the most soothing way possible.
It works and Matt calms down.
Dogma again asks who the lady is.

Matt-with a shaken voice-say it's his mom.

Did you do something? What did you do? Or didn't do?

>>799236
The reason is up at the top of the thread.

That door appeared out of nowhere and made the pottery fall over and shatter. Now his mom is going to blame him for both the magic door and the pottery!

>She has very soft and fair complexion and is overall one of the most gorgeous women Dogma has ever seen.
>Matt-with a shaken voice-say it's his mom.
Dude, your mom's hot.

Go hit on his mom.

You know what this needs? The power of friendship.

Hop through the painting and attempt to befriend the gorgeous rabbity-thing. Because that never leads to madcap hijinks, no sir.

>>799276
Oh right. I forgot about it cause it seems like a weird thing to blame on a kid (yeah I know, jokes)..... I think I'll still ask the question out of disbelief. Also I think Dogma doesn't know?

>>799316
I know Dogma doesn't know, I was reminding you. :P

SheepBro 2017/05/03(Wed)12:27 No. 799517 ID: 4d0c4e
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>>799277
>>799280
Dogma is gonna get some delicious buns.

SheepBro 2017/05/03(Wed)13:07 No. 799520 ID: 4d0c4e
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>>799517
Dogma tucks and rolls with incredible stealth
around Matt's Mom.
She poses seductively just as Matt's Mom looks back around.
>"Hey good lookin! you got a fine pair of buns . Mind if I toast them?"

SheepBro 2017/05/03(Wed)13:24 No. 799525 ID: 4d0c4e
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>>799520
Dogma immediately regrets everything she has done up to this point.
"This is a Christian House, you whore."

gasp out "wrath is also.. a sin" then pass out. let her deal with that drama bomb.

Say you regret Muffin.
You're not unrepentent, you just wanted to handle that bunnymuffin, and are sorry.

Matt, you should probably step in before your hot neighbor is butchered before your eyes.

Hey I'm no whore I'm a slut!

>>799527
Agreed. Violence is not the product of any good Christian.

WOW.

Admonish your mother for bashing in the new local rich girl! You're going to get sued!

SheepBro 2017/05/04(Thu)19:03 No. 799750 ID: 54336d
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>>799598
Matt's Mom explains that she could get the girl for sexual harassment AND breaking and entering.
She's also apart one of the best legal teams out there.
>>799533
Matt attempts to keep his Mom from wrecking Dogma more than necessary.

...maybe we can recruit her to help retrieve the keys and thus repair her wall.

>>799750
Matt's Mom crouches down and starts speaking to Matt in a soothing voice.
"Alright dear, if you tell mommy the truth on what happened..."
Her demeanor quickly changes into an aggressive one
"I'll MAKE THE MERCILESS AND THOROUGH SPANKING OF YOUR ASS LESS PAINFUL!"
Dogma is out of her daze and sees Matt about to receive an untold amount of hurt.

SheepBro 2017/05/04(Thu)19:33 No. 799756 ID: 54336d
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>>799755
correct image

Disbitch runs hot and cold.

We'll level with her. We can do lots of stuff. but we can't create no Technicolor Door. That happened on it's own. We mostly don't walk through paintings, either.

You did get the neighbor girl involved, but that was because she was lonely and noisy.

>>799756
Get up, go out, call child protective services.

>>799750
Technically she was my guest Mom so you can't get her for breaking and entering and there's something of an implicit burden of care for minors in your home even if she acted inappropriately?

>>799755
>>799756
I don't knooooooow! The door was just here and I don't know how it got here!

start crying, loudly.

SheepBro 2017/05/05(Fri)03:53 No. 799819 ID: 54336d
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>>799769
>>799778
Matt starts crying, loudly and excessively.
>"I-I-I d-d-don't kn-know m-m-m-m-mom *Sniffle* wh-what happened!" *hic*
Again Mom's demeanor changes. This time into a more sympathetic and caring one.
Mom pulled Matt into a hug to try to calm him down.
"*gasp* no no no no sweetheart don't cry. Mommy's not mad at you."
>"y-you're n-not? *sniffle*
"Nooo. She just had a rough day that's all, sweetie."
Dogma whispered something to Matt that he didn't understand at first.
>"what did you say?"
"I said your mom is one of the most explosive people I met."
...
"And it's fucking hot!"

There you have it Matt. if you want to secure that tall stack of canis' affections, you gotta show her a little temper.

Channel your inner Max, little buddy.

Dogma: ask if she's not mad at you anymore either.

Continue sobbing. Mention the big door broke the pottery.

>>799819
>"And it's fucking hot!"
Yeah maybe don't repeat that unless you wanna get beat up again.

SheepBro 2017/06/03(Sat)18:13 No. 805769 ID: a0383f
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>>799863
>>799865
"LOL BYE SON I'M GONNA GO DO MOM STUFF NOW AHUHUHUHUH."

Something tells Matt she couldn't give a good reason to care. She could be very busy at the moment too.

SheepBro 2017/06/03(Sat)18:17 No. 805770 ID: a0383f
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>>805769
Dogma gets up and rubs her head.
Matt asks how she's feeling.
"It's like I got hit by a truck going at Mach V while getting cunt pun-"
"WATCH YOUR TONGUE IN MY HOUSE, DEARY!"

What do you suggest they do?

We still have a trap door key. Let's try it on all the androgynous-looking doors.

Or maybe the one on the ceiling.

>>805770
You picked up the pink key in that painting, so you might as well put it in the pink keyhole on the door.

>>805770
Let's go raid the fridge for ice for our wounds, or ice cream to feel better.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)05:25 No. 805830 ID: a0383f
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>>805796
Matt and Dogma go to the kitchen.
Dogma grabs an Ice Pack and puts it on her head.
Matt lifts himself up so he's eye level with the table.
Dogma asks if Matt needs a chair or something.
>"Nah, when you've doing this for 4-5 years it gets really easy. Plus it's great exercise for gym."
"How so?"
>"Ever done 50 pull ups?"
"No."
...

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)05:43 No. 805831 ID: a0383f
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>>805830
Matt's Mom Bursts through the door behind them with a shotgun and starts shooting whatever is behind the door.
"EAT BUCKSHOT FILTHY ABOMINATION! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>"Shouldn't we get Uncle Ross to deal with that thing? No amount of buckshot is gonna kill it, mom."

Do you have lots of shotgun-solvable problems where you live, Matt, or is this new?

I'm guessing it's not a rampaging deer.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)06:58 No. 805835 ID: a0383f
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>>805833
Matt knows what Mom was shooting at.
It's his sister Emma's pet spider.
Just have this little comic detailing why this is why.

>>805835
What a cutie!

The spider, not your sister. Why would you even think that?

>>805831
Dogma: (Damn that's hot).

>>805835
So big sis accidentally gave little sis' pet magic steroids?

Where are all these sisters right now, anyways?

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)10:23 No. 805844 ID: a0383f
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>>805841
Matt recall where his three sisters are at.
Stacie is at work and won't be out until later this evening.
Emma is at school and will be home soon.
Rubalin is living with Matt's Dad some thousand miles away.

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:15 No. 805873 ID: a0383f
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>>805844
Speaking of Emma, she surprises Matt with a hug.
>"How's my favorite twin?"
>"Aren't you suppose to be in school?"
>"I got let out early. wanna know why?"
>"Why?"
...

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:23 No. 805877 ID: a0383f
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>>805873
>"I HAVE MAGIC!

>>805877
".....MOOOOM!!!!! EMMA SKIPPED SCHOOL USING MAGIC!!!!!"

>>805877
Oh, neat!

Wait why did they send you home for that. Is magic a sickness or something?

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)16:52 No. 805883 ID: a0383f
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>>805880
>"but why did the magic get you sent home?
>"I accidentally sent a kid to the hospital."
>"Oh."
>>805879
>".....MOOOOM!!!!! EMMA SKIPPED SCHOOL USING MAGIC!!!!!"
>"DUDE CHILL I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!"
"You two quit your yelling. Plus mom isn't home, she had to go out."
Matt's sister Stacie is home.
>"Aren't you suppose to be at work?"
"I was sent home because of an accident."
>"what accident?"
"An accident because of what your doing. Also stop talking together, it's creepy."

SheepBro 2017/06/04(Sun)17:16 No. 805899 ID: a0383f
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>>805883
Now that Emma has arrived, you have the ability to switch control between Matt and Emma at any time (well, if the situation permits).

Hi five your twin, introduce her to your friend, and fill her in on what's been going on.

>>805899
>Emma's partner is unknown
Why are those question marks there? It obvious who her partner is! It's her magically gigantified pet spider!

Let's explain to your sisters what's going on with the giant magic door.

And then go put the pink key in the pink keyhole already! That way you've already unlocked that one and not have to worry about accidentally dropping the pink key and losing it!

>And then go put the pink key in the pink keyhole already
Let's suggest this to Dogma while waggling our eyebrows furiously.

And then actually do it.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)07:58 No. 807305 ID: 356c1a
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>>805902
>>805928
Emma exclaims she already know about the Door and Dogma. She hold up her phone and show Matt the thread.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)08:05 No. 807306 ID: 356c1a
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>>807305
She greets Dogma non the less.

busted.

Stop breaking the fourth wall, sis!

Stick your dick key in it, already.

SheepBro 2017/06/11(Sun)14:28 No. 807353 ID: 356c1a
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>>805928
>>805937
Matt and Dogma head back into the basement(?).
It's gotten considerably cooler in the basement in the hour that the two have been out.
Now... Matt doesn't have the pink key. He has A key that can be used.

This place looks about 20% cooler.

We may need someone with a manly physique to push that one crate over to the hatch. Harness the spiderbro?

>>807353
>Matt doesn't have the pink key.
Yes you do! The whole reason you first jumped into the painting is because there was a pink key in it! See: >>783721 ?! You picked up the Pink Key!

Dogma is the one that picked up the normal key while you were hiding in a box!

Suggestion 2017/07/09(Sun)08:56 No. 814207 ID: 3b5e56
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>>807359
Nope, Matt never picked up the Pink Key.
It wasn't in the small crate and it wasn't in the crawlspace. Dogma does have the Trapdoor key.
Dogma seems to be talking but Matt isn't listening.

>>807305
What, sis breaks the fourth wall and then doesn't stick around to join the party?

Oh well, I guess if we really need you, you'll see it in the thread when we ask for it.

>>814207
Turn around and ask her "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Sheep!Ykw7p6s1S. 2017/09/08(Fri)20:50 No. 829021 ID: 3b5e56
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>>814367
Matt asks if Dogma can repeat what she said.
She asks if Matt can use magic since his Emma and possibly his other sister Stacie can use it.
Matt is curious if he can but isn't sure. He hasn't felt different after The Door showed up.

What kind of magic? Try doing something.

>>829021
Hmmm. I don't know.

Abracadosomething!

We are a black sheep from a family of mages.
Our sheet says melee, but that ain't the whole story.

Matt is a Gunblade Specialist.
duct tape steak knife to shotgun and pose