Remember what happened last time you killed someone? Keep maiming her corpse some more to be sure.

>>887710
Burn the corpse, just to be sure,

1/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)15:42 No. 890294 ID: 3583d1
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After seeing her... well what else can I call it but, magic, I will take no chances. I make short work of her body and soon she lies in pieces, her face still smiling...

2/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)15:52 No. 890295 ID: 3583d1
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After that I wipe my sword and myself off and set to work recovering anything of possible value I can find.

All of the men had these metal discs and so did the witch, I’m still not sure what they are.

I found a good deal of silver pennings, so that brings my total up to about 100 in silver and roughly 15 in gold, not bad at all!

Some extra knives, can’t have too many of those I’ve found.

Their chiefs sword, it’s... okay. I can tell this was cheaply made, but a sword is a status symbol.

A couple of simple axes. I recovered my own by the way, so I have three of them now.

This mail shirt isn’t in the best condition. The rust on it needs to be cleaned up but it should fetch a good price if I can clean it.

And this cloak that belonged the witch. This fabric is very smooth, not like linen or wool. It also seems to shimmer slightly, not like any fabric I’ve seen. This could be worth a lot if given to the right person.

3/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)16:04 No. 890297 ID: 3583d1
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After looting and setting everything back at my camp, as well as clearing away the bodies, I begin to set set about gathering wood for a fire. If I mean to take no chances with this witech she will burn, even hacked to pieces as she is. Alright time to-

...

It’s gone... How? HOW? WHERE

Yep typical magic stuff, with our luck she will reaper as a dragon ready to burn your ass. Be on your guard and pray for whichever god you believe in to grant you protection

>>890294
That will keep her busy for a few weeks!

>>890295
Silk should sell well around here. But you can test it for enchantments, those would make the cloak sell tenfold.

>>890297
I told you to take the head with you!

Okay, time to run. The creepy lady will make you her breeding slut if her army can find you. Get back to camp, but leave some stuff behind; whatever weighs you down and is cheap. That poor-quality sword is a start.

Ok you could either say "fuck this shit" and get the hell out of here or follow the blood and try to end this. Somehow.

Harbard Grim 2018/08/31(Fri)14:31 No. 899783 ID: f14948
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>>890308
I’m with you on that one. I quickly make it back to my camp. I don’t have much time to decide what I need to take with me. Help me out here, here’s what I have:

Weapons
- Champions sword, this is rather sentimental to me, I’d rather not part with it. Condition: excellent
- Langseax. Condition: very good
- Longsword. Condition: Fair
- Hand Axes. Condition: Very good to good.
- Spear. Condition: Good
- Dane Axe. Condition: Good
- Seaxs: Condition. Condition: very good to poor
- Needle blade. Condition: Average
- Shield. Condition: Average

Armor:
Champions Byrnie. Condition: Excellent, aside from my sword this is the most expensive thing I own.
Mail byrnie. Condition: Fair
Helm. Condition: Good
Splint mail bracers. Condition: Good
Splint mail grieves. Condition: Good
Leather hand guards. Condition: Average
Kidney belt: Conditon: Average

Clothing:
Wool tunic
Wool pants
Hand spun socks
Woolen leg wraps
Leather shoes
breech cloth
Champions Cloak
Black silk Cloak

Items:
Tent, If I’m in a hurry I won’t have enough time to take this down.
Bedroll.
Trail rations.
Silver and gold pennings
Iron disks
Belt pouch

Champions sword, Langseax, Dane Axe, All your clothes and armor, Trail rations, Silver and gold pennings and Belt pouch. Personally i don't like leaving weapons behind, but the you might just use the rest as throwing weapons, so you will end up losing them anyway.

You need to pack like a runaway. Take everything light, take your best equipment, and finally, take anything you're willing to lug just so you can throw it at the enemy and not retrieve it.
Weapons: Champion's sword (best), spear (throw), hand axes (throw), seax (light), needle blade (light), shield (other - you will need a way to defend while tired, a shield is your best bet for that)
Armor: All of the above. Start by wearing the regular byrnie, then when it inevitably gets damaged discard it immediately and wear your Champion's Byrnie. Stuff your gear in your Champion's Byrnie using unworn clothes as a pad against the holes.
Clothing - All of the above. Useful as bandage rags.
Items - Trail rations, Silver and gold pennings, Iron disks, Belt pouch. Screw your tent and bedroll, you're not sleeping until dawn.

What I suggest for you is to pick the weapon which you are most proficient to use and the one which is in the best condition to be used in a battle. Also, you should consider what would be the strongest to use in the battle. As for the clothing pick what can give you good defense with solid mobility

Harbard Grim 2018/09/05(Wed)15:00 No. 900556 ID: f14948
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>>899842
Fair enough! I quickly throw everything essentia in my pack, load myself with weapons and begin to run.

>>899846
I take the old byrnie but changing in and out them might take too long. I do like your idea however and I plan to change into the old one as soon as I have a moment to rest.
I never had to run for this long however, I’m worried that should I encounter something I might be too tired to fight...

>Roll for stamina 1d20-3 for exhaustion from berserk
sorry about the large picture size, there wasn’t a way I could reduce the size and save the quality

rolled 12 - 3 = 9

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Think about the &!+(#es at home! When they learn that a buxom, slutty high-priestess of Hel herself was below your standards, they'll beg you to plow them just to know that they're superior to her!

And if you DO stop, you'll be force raped between the fold of a breed-&!+(# maniac and a fold of rotting sandpaper.

>>900571
Yikes, what a metaphor!

rolled 9 = 9

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At least try a slow jogging. Come on, you can't be that far from the open field.

rolled 16 = 16

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Harbard Grim 2018/09/12(Wed)11:34 No. 901450 ID: f14948
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>>900746
>Rolled 13, 16-3

Ooph, feeling slightly winded but I’ve endured worse. I can keep going...

>roll 1d20-4

>>901450
Just keep going don't look behind

rolled 6 - 4 = 2

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Just a little bit more, you are almost there. Keep an eye out for trouble.

>>901453
What is up with my digital dice, shit!

rolled 4 - 4 = 0

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Find civilization. Beg for mercy.

rolled 14 - 4 = 10

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>>901450

Harbard Grim 2018/11/09(Fri)17:00 No. 910113 ID: f0ef5a
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>Rolled 10. Fail, taking larger penalty.

Haaahh... haaahh... oh jeez, running scared isn’t easy...

>roll 1d20-8

Come on! We must be close! Keep going!

HOW CAN I KEEP FORGETTING HOW TO ROLL THE FUCKING DICES! I'm done. Someone else do it. I have shitty rolls anyway.

Run like the wind!

rolled 13 - 8 = 5

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pls halp Odin
>>910113

rolled 16 - 8 = 8

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Tripping can be dangerous, especially when it's dark outside.

rolled 16 - 8 = 8

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Hopefully something bad doesn't happen.

Stop running. Walk quickly and try to regain your stamina. Drink some water if you have any. Sheathe your axe and draw your lightest viable weapon. Take off the hood.

rolled 12 - 8 = 4

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>>910345
Forgot to roll

Btw, that b/witch did have nice tits tho

Harbard Grim 2018/11/16(Fri)15:12 No. 910894 ID: 7acb12
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>rolled 8

Haaaahhaaaa.... our of breath here..... gotta keep going....

Took hood down to get cool air down there....

>roll spot check, d20 or roll for run d20-10

rolled 2 = 2

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Spot Check, and stretch a little damnit

rolled 6 - 10 = -4

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Running is good for your health.

Boss, you have two red big evil eyes lurking from the shadows behind you.

Turn around and get ready for combat because something is looking for a fight

rolled 16 = 16

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Spot check. Spin 'round, shield up and combat stance.

rolled 19 = 19

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>>910894
SPOT BABY

1/2 Harbard Grim 2018/11/19(Mon)10:16 No. 911190 ID: 7acb12
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>Rolled 19 spot

Wha...?

FROM BEHIND?!

2/2 Harbard Grim 2018/11/19(Mon)10:23 No. 911194 ID: 7acb12
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Ó HELVÍTI

THIS WITCH WON’T FUCKING DIE!

>>911194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

>>911194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSYmb_IkHU0

How are we supposed to deal with this?!

rolled 18 = 18

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdfNPv_-vT4

NOW KEEP RUNNING AND FIGHTING!

>>911190
How close is she? It might be good to just stand and fight. It's better to die standing than be hunted down like a dog.

Fuck this.

You aren't getting away. Better just make a last stand and hope for a miracle and that she still feels some semblance of fatigue.


If you do manage to take her down, chop off her limbs, cut out and crush her heart, uterus, and lungs, decapitate her, and crush her head. It is grisly, but you need to destroy anything that might be able to regrow her.


Throw a fucking axe.

>>911194
This time take her apart, cut the limbs off, Burn her.At least that's probably the best you can to make sure they stay dead,

>>911872
Also bury the ashes

>>911873
in a few different places