>>881997

Kinky, but unnecessary. Unity has a Jetalicum D module, which allows for realistic cum. If anything was to give it away it'd be the warm slightly afterglow feeling it's gonna give Anya, but that can probably be explained away as a 'first time' thing and the best way to distract her from it is to keep getting her off - which Varja should do for a few blissful minutes longer. We might want to phase out that function for later sexual encounters - if some perceptive lobbyist didn't turn off that feature already.

Have sponsor return Anya to regular stripping while he searches for a worthwhile job and orders in her training module, declaring what was supposed to be her 'DAMN good show' for 'Like a class of sex ed with benefits. I'm really just taking pity on you here by offering to loan you a training module.' Have Varja roll her eyes at that and ask for Anya's phone number so they can stay in touch, then call her later once arrangements have been made to give her time with a bike training module (and those coarse-metal gloves have been acquired). Anya also needs to decide whether she wants to invest in her own motorcycle or not.

1/2 Unity 2018/05/03(Thu)14:33 No. 882380 ID: bfb318
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The biological module mixed with the jetalicum module allows for a convincing synthetic, so Anya, especially not with a lack of a chemical analyzer, won't be able to make any assertions about the legitimacy of the sponsor's load.

"Alright, stripper. I'll line up something for you soon and for now, either out of charity of pity, lend you a dance module. I expect you to use it hard, and then get up and work your ass off on the main stage like you had to pay me back today."
>"That's the plan. Thank you."

Vajra keeps working Anya off until the training module comes. Anya gets that impatient look again.

>"Yeah yeah. I'll keep in touch and let you know. Give it some thought if you want to invest in your own bike or not. Go out there and relieve some stripper of her post." says Vajra, knowing by now that 'some stripper' is one of Unity's own divisions who was making some side cash while jobs were dry.

2/2 Unity 2018/05/03(Thu)14:33 No. 882381 ID: bfb318
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Unity begins planning the day's activities, and also consolidating about 120,000 dollars gained overnight during division's off periods.

Princess Toya has her name on some quickly growing businesses by this point, after doing a great deal of market research.

Although Gambler is not the business expert, he still guides the business to a large degree due to the need to make a lot of money fast, versus making a stable income.

"On a scale of one to 10," Gambler asks to the whole of Unity, "Where 1 is safe but hard investments, and 10 is throw everything to the wind with a good chance of huge rewards and a slight chance of catastrophic financial disaster, what number's best?"

>>882381
Seven seems fair to me. Having good luck with seven.

>>882381
The best number is several numbers. Diversify, keep a cushion of safe investments and go crazy with what you can afford to lose. 50% 1, 50% 10.

>>882381
8

I'd say 6. But I'd also say see about coming up with some other business personas, because remember this is the harvest sim and the society is kind of stagnant by design. Art/music/etc not so much (the "real" belenosians above the sim are probably happy to collect new media/dank memes from the inhabitants) but in terms of technological advancement and, in this case, major economic changes, that could draw unwelcome notice.

>>882385
I think 50% 1 and 50% 10 just counts as a 5.

>>882381
6 or 7, maybe?

We're not giving Gambler all our money, so even if he loses it all, we're not broke. But at the same time, we're trying to climb ranks fast, to higher than 5 is probably where we want to be.

Someone give Gambler a plain old hug for tackling this task.

>>882392

Very much this, especially on the unwelcome notice bit, so I'll go for Six as well. It only takes getting noticed once, after all. Any skewed degree of catastrophic loss or huge gain will be noticable to our competitor, so our gains and losses should both stay within statistically 'safe' outliers.

Put 20 percent of our investments into safe stuff so if the rest tanks we can restart.

The other 80 percent into high risk investments. 8-10 scale investments.

Every day move money from one to another so that the 20-80 ratio is kept equal. Will keep us solvent yet pulling in money hand over fist.

>>882381
>"On a scale of one to 10," Gambler asks to the whole of Unity, "Where 1 is safe but hard investments, and 10 is throw everything to the wind with a good chance of huge rewards and a slight chance of catastrophic financial disaster, what number's best?"
“Sevener.”

Make sure to watch Sevener's awkward first time dancing for a bit with a division.

If we can split up our investment here, throw 10% of our funds into an easy 1. The rest goes into the wild winds of 10.

If it's all going into just one thing, throw it all on Seven.

(Guys come on. Gambler's skill isn't being LUCKY, it's understanding the odds and knowing how to place bets to minimize risk and maximize returns. Diversifying a portfolio to hedge your bets is basic stuff here, just give him a number, don't lecture the dude on how to do his job.)

Seven(er)

Unity 2018/05/10(Thu)14:16 No. 883698 ID: bfb318
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Most agree to be moderately aggressive, with some chants of 'sevener', to which Gambler calls a smartass answer and gets to work.

There is a team of business researchers among the lobbyists, which teach Gambler the technical side of running one.

Anya disappears in the dressing room for a couple minutes to comb herself over, then walks into the main area and starts dancing. She keeps her moves sweet and simple, so she won't be impressing the critics within the club, but most don't care in the least that she seems to be copying moves she saw when she first investigated the place.

One of Unity's phone rings.

>"Sugartooth!" says Fern. "We've got a situation. Take whatever's division closest to a highway and go straight east, right now."
"Okay. What's the situation?"
>"Some joker named Trecci is hopped up on lollipops and is about ready to be an asshat in public. We need you to stop him, with two ground rules. First off, you don't force him. Second, you aren't with the syndicate."
"Can I get more background information than that?"
>"Fine. This kid's the son of the owner of a very legitimate business, an owner that gets along well with me so long as we keep ourselves and our candy away from her darling little angel. Hell, if you can find out where he got his lollipops from, go for it, but my point's that he's too active and might be seen in public. If the wrong person recognizes him, then it's going to be a scandal for our mutual connection, he's going to be in a damn lot of trouble himself, and we're going to have a goddamned nightmare explaining to Mrs. Vall why her munchkin got hopped up on our drug when, and I fucking quote 'he just doesn't know what vice is.' No one wants that. His handlers are trying to delay him but they don't have authority over him, so haul ass and keep him out of public eye. It's too crappy a town for a jetal to be seen in, so stay biological. That clear enough for you?"

Clear. Send what he looks like and any info about his tastes if you can. Pictures from any social media of his showing what sort of people he likes to associate with would be nice.

What are all our divisions up to right now? Maybe we should send two.

Got it. We go there as fast as we can and lure him out of public sight.

Also, not a question for Fern, but to our contestants who would know to remind us: what exact effects will this stuff have had on him, again?

I'm wondering if someone might have deliberately slipped him this stuff to cause trouble for the syndicate.

>>883698
We need a picture or something so we know who to look for. We also need a location so that we can tell which one of our divisions is the closest.

If the closest divisions are the ones here watching Anya, then Vajra should be the one that’s sent, since the division that’s the Sponsor still needs to be here with Anya to finish whatever business that’s left to do with her.

>>883698
considering this is a person we don't want Anya arresting lets leave her here and get moving to the job site.

>hopped up on lollipops
We haven't been much on the drug side of the business- Fern explaining what kind of effects lollipops have on people will help our approach. (Some drugs make you paranoid, or aggressive, or... all kinds of things).

>That clear enough for you?
VIP's rich brat is going to cause a scene, keep him out of trouble, use kid gloves on him. Got it.

>what do
Get going, request any files the lollipops have on him for the collective to start going over, and have other people using phones to check up his social media presence. We can try to tailor our persona for him the way we did for Baron of Threes.

Ok get all the info you can on the kid and his background and lets whip up a cute face that he can not ignore. Then we parade around in front of him in a sexy outfit and lure him into our pants for a weekend of staying inside.

That being said make sure to send a division and keep a eye out on the situation. Never know when something like this could be a trap. People know we work for the syndicate so any emergency jobs for them of this nature could be setups. Not by Fern but by people who know how we work.

What do lollypops do to people, exactly?
Find out what his type is, split into two of them.

what i want to know is who sold it to the boy, did someone in the gang fuck up big time or do we have some competition to deal with?

Send multiple divisions out there, with different appearances and strategies. Hedge your bets by competing for the kid's attention. Arrange things such that if one approach is brushed off, that just makes the others more likely to succeed.

It'd probably be a bit embarrassing for us to ask Fern what they do. Besides which, I have the feeling it was mentioned vaguely at one point? And some of our contestants should have done the research by now.

>>883819
I like this plan. Let's be this kids grounding rock and squirrel him away to ride out his trip in privacy.

Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/12(Sat)08:18 No. 883927 ID: bfb318
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"It's clear and I'm on my way. I'll send two divisions for now to be safe, since most of my divisions will have productive things to do today. I'll send more divisions over if necessary." Fern sends over a more precise location. It's a town surprisingly far away from the capital, but with the fast lanes in the highway, Sugartooth can get there in about half an hour. "Remind me in your words, Fern, what the lollipop drug does?"
>"Remember listening to your favorite piece of music for the first time? First time you had your favorite food? I'd fuckin hope so since you're what, 5 days old? Imagine you're a biological and listened and ate that music and food too damn much and you're tired of it. Like sexual jading. Now you think 'damn, I wish I could forget about all that good stuff just so I can experience it for the first time again.' That's a reality for biologicals, with lollipops." Fern explains, sounding like he's rehearsing his sales pitches. "Temporary memory suppressant means that not just can a biological experience all kinds of shit for the first time again, it also gives a heightened sense of awareness and observation so that it's even better than the actual first time. Lollipops also combine all that with increasing feedback on the pleasure belenosians get for learning stuff - all in all, usually people get pretty fucking excited as they're finding out what multiplication is for the first time, or that the sky is blue, and so on."
"That sounds wonderful if not for the effects of abuse."
>"No shit. If it was a terrible experience through and through, we'd be out of business. Too bad jetals can only emulate the effects, otherwise we'd have a way to de-jade temporarily."

Trecci is looked up on social media. It appears to be a closed account that was last active 6 years ago. It's likely that he has an alternate identity that he uses, but there aren't any easy leads to secret accounts with what little information Sugartooth has.

2/2 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/12(Sat)08:19 No. 883928 ID: bfb318
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Sugartooth's car, with both divisions inside, has entered Trecci's town. It's much smaller than the capital, but it still has a populations in the millions. She receives a text from a new number.

>"Hi, my name is Wally. I'm one of Trecci's handlers, and we've got an emergency."
"I've heard."
>"Yes, I think you've been told about the basic situation, but it just got worse. Trecci is getting in his car."
"Can you not stop him?"
>"No, if we physically restrain him, our protocol will send video evidence to Mrs. Vall for review on why we did it. Plus, he's an augmented biological, so we aren't even sure if we can."

A tracker is sent to Sugartooth's phone, showing where his car is. It's only a few blocks away, and shouldn't be too hard to catch up with.

>"Trecci said he was going to the library, but considering how easy it is to get distracted while on lollipops, going to the library is only slightly more likely than ending up anywhere else.

>>883928
this is kinda good lets get into a fender bender with him. he will freak out a bit and we can have Unity "calm him down" and they can go to a motel to figure out a way for her to pay for the damages. ask the handlers if that will work.

Nice pitch Fern, but what we need to know is what exactly do those effects mean in terms of his behavior? Just easily distracted and over-enthusiastic about everything? Will he get irritable or aggressive if someone tries diverting him from something he's currently interested in? Does it make him talkative? Loud? Will he seek out other people or avoid them? Will he be tempted to do risky or dangerous things? Is there a general lack of inhibition or adverse effect on judgement? What sort of experiences will be more attractive to him? Will bright shiny/noisy/complicated things draw his attention more? Is he capable of some self-awareness and attempting to control himself, like a drunk person who knows they're drunk? Is there any effect on his memory, that is, will he remember everything that happens during this? And what happens when he comes down off it? What's the crash like? If he's a regular user, what about withdrawal symptoms?

I'd assume you guys have enough experience to know these kinds of things.

Man I wish we had a convertible. Then we could drive by him and entice him with lewd goings on.

Ok make your divisions look like some busty twins. (or find out this guys preference and look like that)

Then we have a few options:

1. Get in a very tiny accident with him. Then promise to pay for everything and show him a good time in exchange for inconveniencing him. (note that this could set off alarms or the car could have ai driver assist so could be tricky)

2. Pull up along side while he is at a red light and both be dressed very skimpy. Make accidental eye contact and then ask if he knows where the library is. When he says thats where he is going be very happy and seduce him.

3. Follow him to wherever he is going. Then when he is out of the car engage the seduction times.



I would aim for 2 and then 3 if he gets distracted.

>>883927
So it makes people super naive and excited and prone to doing stupid or dangerous or embarrassing things because they've forgotten about the risks or consequences. So... basically it's a drug that makes you prone to acting like an exuberant kid? We can work with that, I think.

Hmmm. Presumably the amnesia has to be limited in scope- some cutoff or selectivity in what you're forgetting (if you forget how to talk, or basic motor functions you're not gonna have much fun till it wears off. Although maybe that's a risk if you overdose, or if you have a bad trip?).

>Trecci is looked up on social media. It appears to be a closed account that was last active 6 years ago.
That might not be bad- if there's stuff Trecci walked away from or lost interest in six years ago, it might still be something that would be appealing to him in his current lollipopped state.

>Trecci is getting in his car.
...does he remember how to drive? Driving for the first time alone might not be terribly safe. Although if Trecci's car has an AI to drive it, he's probably physically safe so long as he doesn't override it, and odds are he doesn't remember how to do that.

>stage an accident
If we don't want to risk dinging the cars, or causing a real accident, we could get ahead of him, and instead of fender bender, and have Unity walk out in front of him as a pedestrian, and then turn that into a meet cute where we hang out with him.

Hopefully the AI assist will break for a pedestrian and we won't even have to work hard to conceal our jetal nature. (Are we keeping it a secret from just Trecci, or his handler too? The later limits our options more).

Just tail him until he gets distracted and pulls over or makes it to the library, then all we have to do is keep his attention long enough for the stuff to wear off.

Have one of your divisions look like a pure biological and the other like they could be an augmented biological like him, so you can cover the bases of what he might be into better.

1/2 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/12(Sat)12:40 No. 883971 ID: bfb318
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Sugartooth would like to know more details about the effects, but lollipops have wildly varying effects on people depending on personality, dosages and surroundings. Sugartooth still knows little - his old social media account has been closed not just in terms of being frozen, but what contents it has also can't be seen.

Provided they didn't take too much at once, people do typically remember what they did while under the effects even if some details get hazy, and the effects aren't so extreme to induce amnesia or forget well practiced things like how to talk. The crash itself isn't dramatic, and the person gradually returns to their normal self. As this sounds like his first use, withdrawal symptoms won't apply.

Driving a car would be dangerous, as Sugartooth turns the block and see's Trecci's car driving straight and within the lines, it can be presumed that the car's AI is driving. Nonetheless, there is most likely nothing stopping him from turning to manual if he wants.

A fender bender is tricky, as most AIs have cameras in the back that will lurch the car forward a bit if it can to avoid an accident, making a fender bender either something to be done at higher speeds, or hitting the car from the side, or other options that don't make it look like an accident at all.

Therefore, Sugartooth will make a near-accident. She drives ahead and parks while transforming into a final biological shape, where the other one blindly gets out of the car and crosses the street right in front of Trecci.

>"Ahhh!" she cries out in panic and jumps back as his car honks and brakes. It harmlessly stops in front of her.

2/2 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/12(Sat)12:46 No. 883974 ID: bfb318
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She can see Trecci clearly. The scanner shows subtle surgical scars that could imply implants and other augments, while he chose to keep a natural look on the outside. The social scanner addon, however, does not know what to make of his face.

Although aware and breathing, he is not otherwise moving.

Ok, good, that face gives you an excuse to talk to him. Have the division that walked in front try to say sorry to him, and the other come over to check if she's alright. Once they try to talk to him, they can notice his odd expression/behavior and ask if he's alright, wonder if there's something wrong, if he was so surprised he's in shock or shaken, ask if he's in a hurry and offer to buy him a drink as an apology or to help him relax again, et cetera.

I wonder if the car's AI might be an issue. Perhaps one of the two divisions could subtly connect and hack it?

>>883971
Would an organic really be running around barefoot on inner city streets?

>>883974
>The social scanner addon, however, does not know what to make of his face.
I guess we need a more expensive upgrade to cover drug addled faces!

>what do
Try and get his attention, that's what a normal person would do in this situation. Well, that or call the cops, but we don't want that.

Wave your hand in front of his face. "Um, are you all right? Can you hear me?"

If we can get him talking it should be smooth going from there, there's any number of things we could do with him for the first time, the seduction doesn't even have to lead to sex.

Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/12(Sat)14:01 No. 883993 ID: bfb318
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>Barefoot on inner city
For all of the empire's vices, the streets are regularly scrubbed.

She still, perhaps, should have gotten shoes.

Sugartooth 1 moves around to the window, while Sugartooth 2 gets out of her car and starts running to Sugartooth 1.

"Sorry, sorry! Are you alright?!" She asks looking in. The AI doesn't look like it's calling emergency services, as the car can likely tell that no one was hurt here.

>"Yeah!" He says, staring low. As he speaks, his illegal drug falls right out of his mouth and lands on the car's upholstery. "Hey, car! St - "
"W-wait! Are you in a hurry? I feel bad about that, can I buy you a drink or anything to make up for it?"
>"Hey, are you okay?!" asks S2.
"I'm fine, I'm fine!"
>"Yeah, I'm in a hurry! I need to find an astronomy book, right away!" He shouts at S1's breasts. "I have to figure out the universe! Did you know we're only the fourth planet from the sun?!"

>>883993
"ONLY THE FOURTH?! Quick let me in I have to go with you the universe is so big!"

"Um, can't you just use your phone or something to look that up? Everything's digitized these days, right?"

I assume the empire has some equivalent to wikipedia. If we're lucky unlucky for those who wants lewds he'll get trapped a in wiki crosslinking vortex until he comes down.

Oh wow I did not know that! Can I come with you?

Quick be really smart due to having internet in your head!

I know what you mean! You know whats amazing? That we used to be the fifth planet before that celestial event that happened 100 million years ago! (Start pulling down astronomy books off the net and regalling him with trivia)

See if you can hitch a ride to the library with him. Just be nice and keep him distracted.

Where's the nearest planetarium? If it's nearby, put on your best blissed-out new-age hippy-dippy attitude and tell him to forget books, you know about a way better place, man. It'll explain your lack of shoes and give you some inroads into finding out where he got the lollypops.

>>883993
Quick, say yes, and pretend to be a school teacher.

It'll be the perfect personality for someone obsessed with learning new things, he won't leave you alone for anything.

Go with a teacher persona here. Ask if you come with him?

Wow, what a coincidence, I'm actually an out-of-work astrophysicist who was evicted from her apartment. Let's get a hotel room, and I'll have my entire personal book collection mailed there from wherever it is I'm currently storing them.

>>884243
>>884057
This sounds pretty good, be a teacher that wants to get a hotel room.

I'm not sure if the drugs make him really gullible.

>>884243
Heyo, let's dupe the guy

>>884273
The drugs make him naive. Only practical difference there is really outlandish claims, which this isn't. Astrophysicists exist, the economy isn't perfectly efficient so some of them will occasionally end up between jobs. Running into one at random, right when you need them most, is serendipitous but not inherently suspicious. The core of this assignment is to monopolize his attention, and offering exactly what he wants will achieve that at least for a little while even if he doesn't really believe it, since he'd be compelled to engage with the offer somehow in an effort to find some actual flaw before refusing.

If the initial teacher gambit doesn't work he'll probably blab his reasons, so then have another division move in with "independent confirmation" and try to "protect him from the scammer" or whatever. Teacher can circle around, get out of sight, change shape and prepare the next layer of contingency.

>>883993
What's that, an anatomy textbook? Maybe we could help with that!

1/2 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/17(Thu)09:53 No. 884734 ID: bfb318
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Sugartooth briefly looks up just how naive the drug can make people, but this is one of the factors that varies too wildly among people. There's nothing about the drug that directly causes one to be naive or gullible. What it does typically do is cause a newfound love for learning anything and everything, which can motivate belenosians to believing anything to get the best payoff.

"And you know what else? This planet was made out of 500 or so smaller planets that crashed into each other over the history of the solar system."
>"How do you know that?"
"I'm an astrophysicist teacher."

There's a brief hint of incredulous behavior from him, but not as much as wanting to know more.

>"Hmm! Then... answer a few question!"

Trecci asks a few brief questions that are quickly answered using the internet. Sugartooth gets into the car, and he seems more excited than anything about it, so the second division also gets in.

>"Who's that?"
>"Her teaching assistant." says Sugartooth 2.
"You know, there are phones you can use for this sort of stuff."
>"Not good enough! I don't want to know what the circumference of the moon is, I want to know how to figure out what the circumference of the moon is!"

2/2 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/17(Thu)09:53 No. 884735 ID: bfb318
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"How about we go to a planetarium? They're having a special on the history of science, saying how everything was figured out!"
>"That is a great idea. Car! To the nearest planetarium!"

The car gets moving again, no longer leaving a scene of a girl running barefoot into the street.

Sugartooth pacifies Trecci by reading off an astronomy journal she found on the internet.

Sugartooth finds out the planetarium is just by the library anyway, as part of a public learning building. There are conveniently smaller study rooms that can be rented to allow Sugartooth's divisions to be alone with Trecci.

More inconveniently, Trecci has relocated the lollipop that stuck itself onto the center console. He starts making a motion to get at it to start eating it.

Test his self-awareness by acting dumb and asking if he has kids that left that there.

>>884735
ask if you can suck on his lollipop. pick it up while doing so.

Mention this candy is probably dirty now, if it was stuck to the surface.

>>884738
Makes the most sense for a teacher persona.

Do your best to distract him from having more drugs. But don't push to hard. If he finishes off that candy its ok but do your best to keep him from starting another one.

When he goes for the candy ask if he has that bad of a sweat tooth. What is is favorite flavor and other candy related questions.

If you can get his eyes off it hide the drugs using a tentacle slid down there or just your twins hand. If he notices it missing remark it must have fallen between the seats.

>>884735
Grab it yourself.
"Oh sweet, candy!"
Scarf it.

>More inconveniently, Trecci has relocated the lollipop that stuck itself onto the center console. He starts making a motion to get at it to start eating it.
Is that a problem? So long as he's not eating the drugs in front of a cop, we just have to keep him out of trouble. And the more he forgets, the more vulnerable he is to pretty blatant manipulation and factoids.

>what do
If we can't trick him into not eating it, asking for a hit yourself / passing it around would reduce how much he gets, since anything your divisions suck off isn't doing anything.

>>884772
It'd be better for everyone concerned if he came down from his trip sooner rather than later, I think.

Teacher: act dumb, think it's candy
TA: inform teacher no, that's drugs
Teacher: go all elementary school teacher on him and confiscate it.

1/4 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/18(Fri)12:28 No. 884889 ID: bfb318
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Sugartooth puts her face in the way of Trecci grabbing it.

"Did your kids leave a lollipop?"

He starts to say something, but then his face blinks in realization.

>"Yeah!" He lies, showing he has enough self awareness to not talk about drugs sitting out in the open. "I'd better, uh, deal with that. I have a trash can up here."
"No need!"

2/4 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/18(Fri)12:28 No. 884890 ID: bfb318
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Sugartooth pries it off the console and puts it in her mouth. It's not a mission failure if Trecci has more, but the sooner he comes down, the sooner the mission is a success.

>"Teach..." says the TA.
"What? This console is clean, I could eat off it, and I don't want good candy to go to waste. I have a sweet tooth, you know!"
>"What, uh..." Trecci struggles to gather basic words. "What flavor is that?"
"Hm... it's actually got a little spice to it! Otherwise, it's generic fruit flavor."
>"I-I see! I, uh, have no idea where my kids go to buy those things, so I always wondered what their tastes were. I think uh... we need to go. We have to get you to, uh... shoot.... where... where..."
"The planetarium?"
>"YES."
"I agree!"

3/4 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/18(Fri)12:29 No. 884891 ID: bfb318
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Since things like planetariums and libraries are popular attractions to people under the effects of lollipops, Sugartooth 1 deals with renting a small room while Sugartooth 2 acts like a clingy girlfriend to distract him.

The entry goes smoothly, and there's no signs of anyone caring about Trecci too much as they begin to watch a 6 hour long lecture on the movement of the stars. The first hour, he's ecstatic about it and completely forgets about the drug incident. The second and third hour, he's extremely interested. In the fourth hour, he looks interested, then puzzled.

>"Wait a minute. I know all of this."

4/4 Princess Sugartooth 2018/05/18(Fri)12:29 No. 884892 ID: bfb318
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.....

>"You're...."

>"You're not a real astrophysicist teacher, are you?"

>>884892
I can be

I work for a friend of your dad's. He sent me out to take care of you for the day.

Now why would you think that suddenly?

>>884892
Give him enough to finish the documentary. You can talk this over when he's had his fun.

Honestly, this is like running out of popcorn halfway through a movie. It's one of the worst feelings.

"I can teach lots of things. But aren't you happy I told you I was, and brought you here? Just think about all the other things you - and more importantly, that other people - could have learned about. I'm on your side. If this doesn't interest you any more, and you're still not feeling yourself, would you prefer to go somewhere more private and see about maybe learning a few actually new things for a little while?"

I hope we've just stowed the lollipop inside ourselves rather than breaking it down. Analyzing it could give us clues to where it came from and who sold it.

>>884892
Whichever Sugartooth ate that lollipop, whisper to him, “Shhh! This stuff is really cool!”

>>884892
"I can be whatever you want me to be"

Pull the goofiest, most gleeful look you can manage and say, "I'm a what?"

>>884892
Well! I wouldn't be much of a teacher if I just gave you the answer instead of having you show your work.

Why do you say that?

>backup plan
If we're forced to admit we're not really a teacher, confess you find people caught up in learning really sexy. You couldn't help but tag along.

>>884892

Chuckle softly at his wigged-out expression and smile reassuringly.

"Nope, but does it really matter who I am? You've got to realize that everything we've done has been to your benefit. We got you out of the public eye, we stopped you from getting too high for too long and patiently waited for you to come down, and now we're only gonna ask you for a tiny favor for taking up some of our time. It's as sweet a deal as they come, honey."

Show off some recordings on your phone of his expressions, so he can have a viscerally embarassed reaction to how silly he looked and acted. Get him to reveal his drug source and his reason for trying the lollipop in the first place, since he's supposed to be such a good boy. If he's just bored and stressed, take whatever sob story he serves in stride and tell him to just ease up on the extreme solutions. Plenty of ways to have fun or be adventurous without druggin' up... and if he relents, or if it helps him relent, reward him with sex in the time that remains. Unless the study room you've hired contains a camera, in which case, either don't suggest it or take him elsewhere.

Suggest his cover story to anyone asking why he disappeared for so long can be that he hit on two nice women and went on a friendly study date. It'd be almost true, at least as far as any surveillance is concerned.

>>884892
"Okay, you got me. It's just a hobby really, but I was excited to meet somebody as interested as I am so I got carried away! Sorry!"

"As long as you're on drugs, I am one."

Say you just thought they didn't know too much on the subject since they were asking simple questions earlier. Tell them if they already know the basics, ask them if they'd like to move on to some more interesting topics and theories?

If he's come down, the planetarium isn't going to interest him anymore. But don't mention his dad, that might just make him panic. Just tell him you're here to make sure he's safe and doesn't get caught by anyone. And also you'd like to know where he got the lollipop.

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>Analyzing lollipop
Sugartooth is keeping the lollipop in her, but they're kept in a plastic wrapper for the customer, so analyzing impurities within the lollipop haven't yielded clues about the source.

"You were asking simple questions, so I figured you didn't know much about the subject. And I like teaching, even if it's just a hobby!"
>"Har. I don't know if you're serious. Who..."

He pauses for a moment.

>"Shit, I lost my train of thought."
"If you know all this stuff, we can move onto more interesting topics and theories."
>"No, that's enough astronomy."

>"I'm basically fine now."

>"I'm coming down."

>"But really, who are you?"
"I'm whoever you want me to be."
>"Don't give me that crap, and you are not just some person who likes teaching people stuff!"
"What makes you say that?"
>"Oy... I know I'm still high, but the idiot-phase is over. No biological barefoot belenos or jetal just happens to stumble on me and keep me away from making an ass of myself in front of the town."

Unity may need to keep in mind that walking barefoot even on clean streets isn't as socially accepted as she thought.

>"Thanks for that, seriously, but who are you?"

I am a high end escort/diplomat/freelancer that gets called up when people need something done with a gentle touch.

Maybe use the Princess Toya name? Nothing that can connect you to the syndicate.

As for where you came from you got a call from a guy who finds you work and he said to go make sure this guy has a wonderful and very private trip.

>>886723
I am a high end escort/diplomat/freelancer that gets called up when people need something done with a gentle touch.

Your handlers were worried and made a call, and the people they called made a call, and here I am. And now you're on a date at the planetarium instead of wandering the streets.

>>886722
I suppose "handywoman" would be the closest term. I help people get things done.

Keep princess toya out of this probably, better invent an alias until you know more about where he's getting the lollipops.

That candy you bought comes with a warranty. When there's trouble, somebody might notice, and I'm the on-site tech support they called in.

>>886722
Fern said Mrs. Vall, this kid’s mom, said he doesn’t know what vice is, so I don’t think we should be attempting to seduce him or anything. Hell, this kid looks way too young for that anyways.

So what do we do now? Do we hang around with him for a little bit? Question him on where and who gave him the lollipop? Take him back to his handlers? All of the above?

>>886769
Also, while we’re still in this room with the lights turned down, let’s have our divisions morph their feet to look like they’re wearing shoes, for the sake of not having anyone else question a couple of biologicals walking around barefoot.

"Let's say I'm someone who is not at all interested in causing you or your family any trouble - in fact, very much the opposite! - but who is very interested in knowing all about where you got that lollipop from. I have a feeling it didn't come from any established candy maker. You understand what I mean, right? Me and my friend have been your friends so far, so how about you return the favour, and maybe we'll see how much more friendly we can get? I don't deal in threats. If threats were on the table, you'd be talking to someone else. I don't think you need to ever have anything to do with them... so long as they have someone else to focus on."

We can't really make threats here, but a little bit of a bluff to play on his nerves might work. Even if all we have is a carrot, the illusion of a stick will make things a lot easier.

You were sent to be a guardian angel of sorts; he should be glad he's got such good friends who want him looked after.

>We need you to stop him, with two ground rules. First off, you don't force him. Second, you aren't with the syndicate.
Terms of engagement are we can't tell him the truth. We also probably shouldn't just refuse to answer, because if he stops to think about who has an interest in keeping him out of trouble, he might figure out it's the syndicate.

Best lie might be to make ourself look a little sinister, like we have an ulterior motive. We're working for someone who wants dirt on his family, or is working an angle.

That or we just claim to get off on this.

"Mmmm. I'm something of a friendly busybody I guess. I helped out you, maybe that means I can call in a favor later?"

Probably should make up a new name on the spot in case we need to use it to contact him again. We won't really need a favor, but if he thinks we might, that we only helped him because it gets us something, it's a more plausible narrative for him to buy. We don't even have to specify what our angle is- his imagination will come up with things for us. (We're looking for leverage on his Dad's business or something).

>>886817
We could pretend to be with the cops. I bet Incoming Wife would let a user go to catch the dealer, and maybe spice the investigation with some sensual bribery if she thought the target was cute and a decent enough person really. We should emulate her! Or, this possibly-fictitious idea of her, anyway. That way, we could even claim to know the lollipops weren't involved without giving away that we're with them; we can just say this was obviously a more amateur deal than they would do.

Or, if we wanted to give up any further investigation and just cut this off as safely as possible now, we could just say something like "I'm a prostitute and your handlers put out a call for someone who could be a distraction to someone in your condition, a couple of someone-who-knows-someones later and here I am. I'm yours for another hour or two if you wanted to get someone else's money's worth."

>>886769
>Fern said Mrs. Vall, this kid’s mom, said he doesn’t know what vice is
When a mother thinks their kid is a perfect angel who has never thought of doing bad stuff, it means the mother is deluded and the kid is generally good at hiding stuff, never that the kid is actually an angel.
And he's at LEAST a late teen. He has a car of his own.

>>886722
"I know you're still curious about everything, but confidentiality is as much my business as keeping cute guys out of trouble is."

"Boiling it down, I guess most people would just say I'm a prostitute, but I'd prefer to say I provide pleasant diversions for people, in all sorts of ways. Someone needed you diverted and I was asked to help. Don't ask me who exactly, it was a friend-of-a-friend thing and I'm not telling you my end. For you, one of your helpers, I'd guess? I honestly don't know much about you, if you'd like to talk about yourself at all. How old are you?"

Pull up a picture of one our trading cards on your phone. Just say a fellow nerd looking out for other nerds.