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920634 No. 920634 ID: 891b91

This quest is NSFW. Lewd suggestions are encouraged.

"I say we send the runt to do it. It's a simple enough job."

"No. Absolutely not."

"You can't protect her from the world forever, Saul. Someday she'll outlive you. What's she gonna do once you're gone? She needs experience doing things on her own."

"But think of her past -- I can't just send her back out there unprepared. She hasn't had her own kind to teach her how to survive the way they do."

"You've been preparin' her for years now, and you said just the other day she's come so far. I think she can handle it."

"He's right, it ain't like she'll be going anywhere she ain't been before. This is the perfect chance for her to get some experience doin' things on her own. I know she's like a daughter to you, but you gotta cut 'er loose sometime. An' God knows she's practically been beggin' for it for the past year or two."

A sigh. "I suppose you're right."
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No. 920635 ID: 891b91
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920635

The next day

"Well, Fayz, now that you're an adult, I think it's time you took on some adult responsibilities."

"More responsibilities? But Arzfayz have --"

"But I have."

Goddamn! Arzfayz like Saul lots, but he always correct Arzfayz like this! "But IIIII have do enough work already!" Arzfayz say it long to say it is dumb 'cuz that is what it is. "Why always tell Arzfayz more work?"

"Fayz."

"Maybe give Arzfayz adult money before tell adult wor--"

"Fayz."

"...What?"

"As I was saying, it's time you took on some adult responsibilities. That's why I'm sending you tomorrow to the Whitcomb Brewery over in Millstone to select ales for our spring order."

"Wait -- send... you mean Arzfayz go by alone? Someone not go with?"

"That's right. You're all grown up, so you need experience looking after yourself."
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No. 920636 ID: 891b91
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920636

Yess!! It Arzfayz dream come true! Arzfayz finally go on BIG ADVENTURE!

"YESSSS! IT TIME FOR ARZFAYZ AMAZING ADVENTURE QUEST!"
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No. 920637 ID: 891b91
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920637

"Fayz. I need you to take this seriously. Don't let it go to your head -- this is an errand, not an adventure. You'll take the train over to Millstone, place our spring order at the brewery, spend the night at an inn, and then take the train straight back home. Is that clear?"

Arzfayz nod. "Go train to Millstone, order beer, sleep at inn, go train home. Is clear for Arzfayz."

"Good. Now, hand me the pendant I gave you for your hatchday."
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No. 920638 ID: 891b91
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920638

"I didn't mention it at the time, but this pendant has a minor enchantment on it that attracts guide spirits from another realm. So far they've only been able to listen, but removing this screw here will allow them to speak. So, when you begin hearing voices in your head -- that's them. They're going to help you make good decisions while you're away from home."

I ask only one thing of you: keep Fayz safe. She's quite clever, but... she's also impulsive and naive, and I worry that there are people out there who would take advantage of her. If you fail at this -- if you allow someone or something to hurt her -- I'll break the enchantment, severing your link to this world permanently.

Oh, and -- please, try to stop her from telling people her name is Arzfayz. Some asshole thought it'd be funny to tell her that "arz" means "pretty girl," and she's latched onto the idea ever since. Her name is Fayz, not Arzfayz.
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No. 920639 ID: 891b91
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920639

"Here, give it a try. Make sure to wear it under your clothes so as to not attract thieves."

...Hi?
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No. 920640 ID: 080aaf

Ahh, after ten thousand years we're finally freeee!
Kobold, we will grant you three wishes for this service.
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No. 920641 ID: ad51b8

Sup...
...
...Look I suck at braking the ice soooo. Ask how much will the beer cost and if we need to pay or if it's going on a tab so we don't need to worry about money... also how much will the inn and train ticket cost? Just wondering how much cash we'll have on us so I know how worried to be about being mugged.

Also future tip, depending on your accent Arzfayz could sound like ass face so when around people you don't know I suggest you call yourself Fayz as smaller names are easier to remember and so you don't accidentally embarrass some poor sod because he couldn't say your name right. You don't want to be mean now do you?
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No. 920642 ID: a9af05

>>920639
Hello!
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No. 920647 ID: a42b51

Nice to meet you Fayz.

Well yoy heard Saul, hide us under your clothes so thieves dont see us.

*whispers so Saul doesn't hear* Perhaps also... you should hide us between your breasts to keep us even more hidden~
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No. 920649 ID: 1c0f2a

Hey pretty girl!
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No. 920651 ID: 1347a6

Your think-meat is quite Pleasant, scale-creature we approve of how you cultivated it
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No. 920656 ID: 556568

Butts. Rump. Big, squishy heinie. And a singular boob.
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No. 920658 ID: e51896

awwe, poor thing, what happened to your arm?
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No. 920659 ID: 4854ef

We will attempt to help teach and guide you what we can. Though we are unfamiliar with many things here as we just listened in before so we will often ask many, many questions.
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No. 920660 ID: 3ed3c3

>>920639
Okay, Fayz, let's face reality right up front. No matter what you or we do, this shit is going off the rails. We can try getting this "errand" done as cleanly and neatly as possible, but complications and unforeseen consequences tend to plague you adventurer types. In the interest of keeping you alive and not getting ourselves shafted, try to stick to the plan as best as possible and keep your head down otherwise. The last thing anyone wants is for you to get shanked by some bandit or eaten by a random monster.
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No. 920661 ID: 158da5

Hi. Apparently your name is just "Fayz", right?
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No. 920671 ID: 834378

> >>920638 >They're going to help you make good decisions
Heh... heh...

Hello Arzfayz. Do you know what cum tastes like?
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No. 920672 ID: b1b4f3

>>920639
"Arzfayz" huh? Sounds like arse face.
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No. 920674 ID: 7816e7

Hi Fayz, nice to meet you. What happened to your arm and horn?
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No. 920676 ID: 06fdc0

oh my gosh you’re so cute
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No. 920677 ID: 91ee5f

>>920639
Hello! It’s nice to meet- OH SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?!
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No. 920682 ID: 2202fb

>>920672
No shit. This is probably why the dude did what he did.

--

Okay, lets take stock.

Who and what are you?

Do you know about your bits?

Can you fight?

Do you know any magic?

Do you have any less-conspicuous clothing?
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No. 920683 ID: 2202fb

>>920671
Wow, just going right for it, arent you?
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No. 920684 ID: 2202fb

Hang on a second, are you a naga? You dont seem to have legs...
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No. 920687 ID: eeb7d9

Well hello there, young adult... creature from the other side! We are... eh, you can call us pendant, i guess? A pleasure to meet you. We are at your dispousal, but in order to help you, we need you to tell us about you.
We should warn you, you are goingt to feel a little dizzy with so many new voices at once, but you will get used to it.
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No. 920692 ID: b1b4f3

>>920684
You can see her knee. >>920637
She's sortof half-kicking upwards in excitement.
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No. 920693 ID: 864e49

Hey there arseface nice ta meet ya what happened to your fapping arm?
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No. 920694 ID: 094652

>If you allow her to get hurt you're fired
>Porn quest, lewds encouraged
I'm going to ask for a re-negotiation. You're not paying us, but setting our tasks at cross-purposes is always a solid plan to tick us off.

So you're Faye. Alright Faye, here's what we need:
- A map of the local area. A real map, made by cartographers who have licences and degrees and years of experience. Just tell us what the weird symbols mean, and we'll handle it.
- When it comes to beer, find the stuff that (A) tastes great and (B) isn't filled with lead. I don't care if it only costs $10 a barrel and looks like pus, and we'll handle it.
- You need transportation, supplies, currency, and self-defense gear to make any trip. Tell us what you're allowed to take with you, and we'll handle it.
- Anything else, and...?
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No. 920711 ID: b1b4f3

>>920694
We can be lewd without getting Fayz hurt.
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No. 920722 ID: df5c09

Greetings, Mistress Fayz. We spirits have been charged by your... guardian(?,) Saul, with giving you advice and suggestions in your best interests. But first and foremost we're to protect you from physical and mental harm and from befalling to criminals. If we fail in this, he has made it clear he will break our enchantment, permanently banishing us from this world. So now that you know the stakes for us, I ask you please kindly heed our words.

Now, let us prepare for the trip. You'll need money; Enough to cover the tickets there and back, lodging and meals, with some extra as a safety margin. You'll also need to pack. I suggest bringing three days' worth of clothes. This is in case you trip into the mud or similar or have to stay a extra day due to unforeseen circumstances. And you'll need to know what the brewery order is. Ask Saul to write it down so you're absolutely sure of it. Also find out the payment arrangement for the order and if you'll need identification as his buying agent.

Okay, this ought do it for preparing for your errand. However, you will have fair amount of time outside this task to do as you wish, so what would you want to do? Tell us what you desire and we will give you our best advice to satisfy them. ...Within safety and reason, of course.

>>920694
>(A) tastes great and (B) isn't filled with lead.
I thought it was wine that's most often adulterated with lead when it is adulterated since lead tastes sweet; That's why babies and toddlers like to lick things coated with leaded paint. So unless the beer is meant to be sweet, lead's probably not gonna be a issue. Wouldn't preclude adulteration with other substances, but lead's unlikely.
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No. 920723 ID: 2202fb

>>920722
Bullets are another kind of lead poisoning.
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No. 920724 ID: 8ca02d

>insert pendant into lizard clunge
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No. 920725 ID: b1b4f3

>>920724
Not again!
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No. 920728 ID: 5da03e

I like eating lead paint too!
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No. 920729 ID: 7dc36a

YAY, ADVENTURE! ...er, hello.

Don't worry, keeping you safe is our top priority as spirit guides. Finding adventure is a third priority, at best, and as long as adventure doesn't find you, you won't get in trouble with Saul because you'll be fine, promise.

We guides like to help with requests. Or quests, if you like. You look like you like quests, and you just got your very first one. You can try repeating it to yourself right now.

Anyway, nice to meet you, Fayz. I know you like being an Ars so you should only give your full name if they mean something extra special to you. That way, you will know it means something extra special from them if they can call you that. And everyone else just call you Fayz. Does that sound nice?

You look very pretty. Not many of your kind dresses like that. Saul must have taught you to dress like that. Did Saul teach you a lot of things?
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No. 920752 ID: caf1de

attach magic to arm stump gain magic hand
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No. 921035 ID: 891b91
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921035

:3aq-surprise: H-hi! So many voices!

"Wow, so lot voices... make Arzfayz lil dizzy!"

Saul smile to Arzfayz, pat shoulder. "It can be a little overwhelming at first, but you'll get used to it. Try to focus on just a few of them. What're they saying?"

"Voices tell Arzfayz hi, and umm..."

>awwe, poor thing, what happened to your arm?
>What happened to your arm and horn?
>OH SHIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?!
>what happened to your fapping arm?
:3aq-surprise: Oh! Well, long time ago, Arzfayz get hurt real bad, break horn and arm. Saul find Arzfayz and take to tavern, try fix arm. Could not fix. So Arzfayz live in tavern and learn do stuff one arm! But sometimes stump still help anyway. And what means "fapping?"

"They want know what happen to Arzfayz arm and horn, so Arzfayz tell them."

"I suppose that's a natural first question for them to ask. What else do you hear?"

>oh my gosh you're so cute
>You look very pretty.
:3aq-surprise: Stooop, gonna make Arzfayz blush!

>Your think-meat is quite Pleasant, scale-creature we approve of how you cultivated it
:3aq-confused: Thanks...?

>Do you know about your bits?
:3aq-confused-blush: Um... Arzfayz is girl... why voices ask?

>Butts. Rump. Big, squishy heinie. And a singular boob.
:3aq-blush: Dirty mouth!

>Perhaps also... you should hide us between your breasts to keep us even more hidden~
:3aq-confused-blush: Yes... that what "under clothes" mean...

>Do you know what cum tastes like?
:3aq-angry-blush: .......None your business!!

>insert pendant into lizard clunge
:3aq-shock-blush: ...............!!

"Um... Th-they say Arzfayz pretty."

"Good, it sounds like they're already growing fond of you. I was a little concerned they'd be more trouble than that -- sometimes these spirits can be a little mischievous."

:3aq-annoyed-blush: Why voices want Arzfayz make embarrass?!
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No. 921036 ID: 891b91
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921036

>Arzfayz could sound like ass face
>"Arzfayz" huh? Sounds like arse face.
>Hey there arseface nice ta meet ya
:3aq-angry: Arzfayz not arse face! Why everybody say that?! Saul tell you say that?

>I know you like being an Ars so you should only give your full name if they mean something extra special to you. That way, you will know it means something extra special from them if they can call you that. And everyone else just call you Fayz. Does that sound nice?
:3aq-annoyed: That make no sense! Pretty name tell people Arzfayz pretty! Not want strangers think pretty?
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No. 921037 ID: 891b91
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921037

>When it comes to beer, find the stuff that (A) tastes great and (B) isn't filled with lead. I don't care if it only costs $10 a barrel and looks like pus, and we'll handle it.
:3aq-shock: $10 barrel?! You crazy? That really expensive beer keg!

>And you'll need to know what the brewery order is. Ask saul to write it down so you're absolutely sure of it.
"So what beer Saul want Arzfayz order?"

"Fayz, do you remember what I told you about ordering beer?"

"...No order by name, always sample first."

"Exactly. You know our customers' tastes in beer as well as I do, Fayz. I trust your judgment -- I'll leave it to you to decide what we'll have on tap for the spring. We'll need 25 to 30 kegs every fortnight, so we should expect to pay between $175 and $250 per shipment."

>Also find out the payment arrangement for the order and if you'll need identification as his buying agent.
"How Arzfayz pay for beer? And how they know Arzfayz work for tavern? And write down kegs and how much to pay for Arzfayz?"

"They'll invoice the tavern for each shipment, as usual; you won't pay them anything out of pocket. And I'll draft a letter stating that you'll be making purchasing decisions on the tavern's behalf, along with the number of kegs and expected cost."

>You'll need money; Enough to cover the tickets there and back, lodging and meals, with some extra as a safety margin.
"What about money for trip? Pay for with Arzfayz money?"

"No, this is a business trip so the tavern will cover expenses. I'll give you an allowance of $50 -- that should be more than enough for train fare, lodging, and food, with plenty left over for emergencies."

>You'll also need to pack.
"Saul need Arzfayz help at bar tonight, or Arzfayz go pack for trip?"

"No, no, I've got Odette filling in for you up front. Go ahead and get your things together."

"Okay. Arzfayz in closet if Saul need."
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No. 921038 ID: 891b91
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921038

>we will often ask many, many questions.
:3aq-rolleyes: No kidding!!

>Not many of your kind dresses like that.
:3aq-confused: Dress like what? Arzfayz just wear skirt and blouse, is normal. ...Other kobolds not wear? What they wear?

>Saul must have taught you to dress like that. Did Saul teach you a lot of things?
:3aq-smile: No, Arzfayz learn dress from Odette... Saul teach lot other things though! How get beer from tap, give good head, tap keg, carry lots mugs, even carry mugs on stump! Saul always say Arzfayz big help with happy hour!

>Who and what are you?
:3aq-confused: Voice not listen? Am Arzfayz, Arzfayz is kobold!

>are you a naga? You dont seem to have legs...
:3aq-surprise: What? No?? Arzfayz have legs!

>Can you fight?
:3aq-yes: Lil bit! Arzfayz learn from Saul, can bite hard, scratch, kick, use dagger, even shoot pistol! But revolver too hard 'cuz one arm. Arzfayz even have own dagger! But Saul also say run and hide better than fight. Say kobold best in world at run and hide.

>Do you know any magic?
:3aq-no: No, Arzfayz dunno magic, Saul say learn cost lots and not easy, lots danger too. Know lil bit about use enchanted stuff, that what everybody use instead.

>attach magic to arm stump gain magic hand
:3aq-thinking: Interesting idea, but Arzfayz dunno magic. Maybe magic hand too much danger? Arzfayz likes stump anyway, part of what make Arzfayz Arzfayz.

>Do you have any less-conspicuous clothing?
:3aq-confused: Arzfayz not understand, just wear plain skirt and blouse, not fancy stuff. Voice think something else better? What think Arzfayz should wear?

>We need a map of the local area. A real map, made by cartographers who have licences and degrees and years of experience.
:3aq-thinking: Arzfayz think general store sell maps, can go before train. Maybe think of other stuff buy there?

>Okay, Fayz, let's face reality right up front. No matter what you or we do, this shit is going off the rails. We can try getting this "errand" done as cleanly and neatly as possible, but complications and unforeseen consequences tend to plague you adventurer types. In the interest of keeping you alive and not getting ourselves shafted, try to stick to the plan as best as possible and keep your head down otherwise. The last thing anyone wants is for you to get shanked by some bandit or eaten by a random monster.
:3aq-smile: Arzfayz was going say hope trip not have problems, but... if problem happen, errand become REAL adventure! But Arzfayz try stick to plan, for Saul.

>Kobold, we will grant you three wishes for this service.
:3aq-excited: Arzfayz wish errand become adventure! Dunno 'bout other two.

:3aq-asking: Now, what Arzfayz should pack?
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No. 921039 ID: 891b91

Disthread: >>/questdis/127736
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No. 921041 ID: 080aaf

>What they wear?
Just a loincloth and bindings, if that. Sometimes they wear instructional tattoos on their bottom.
>give good head
You'll have to specify if you're talking about the foam on a freshly served beer, or something else. Or both.

>Wat pack
Clothes, makeup, travel pillow, dagger. Fresh bandages if you need a change. Pack light so so you aren't overburdened.
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No. 921043 ID: 2202fb

>>921038
You are dressed like a maid right now, which is conspicuous. Yes, it is plain, but it is the color that does it, the black with white frills. Hell, just wear a different color and it would probably be better, although a shorter skirt or pants would help with mobility.
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No. 921044 ID: 2202fb

Whomever told you that Arz means pretty was a liar trying to make you look naive and foolish. It is like someone telling someone else to say 'apple' with their tongue out.
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No. 921045 ID: e51896

If it is just a one day errand, we'll travel light. get First aid, map, compass, food, water, lantern, pistol, and dagger.

for clothing, one extra clean set of clothes to wear for tomorrow. Pajamas not needed

>>921043
Agreed. The maids outfit won't help much. As for pants or skirts, I prefer the shorter skirt.

...

underwear optional, but not required and not encouraged as it will only restrict your movements a little more~
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No. 921046 ID: 2202fb

>>921045
I mean, if we are going that far, all clothing that isn't designed for holding something (like a bandolier or pack) is unnecessary and restrictive.
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No. 921051 ID: ad51b8

>Arzfayz wish errand become adventure! Dunno 'bout other two.
whelp, truth be told this errand sounds like the milkiest of milk runs... which scares me to my core because milk runs this simple almost always go wrong and thing get crazy.

Still barring a sudden revolution, invasion, or massive monster attack this errand sounds like it would be pretty hard to screw up since almost everything is paid for and just needs your go ahead.

also bring your dagger and spare clothes for the next day... and maybe a snack or something for the train ride since I'm not sure if a train ride this short will serve snacks.
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No. 921059 ID: 158da5

>>921041
Well, I think kobolds just wear whatever suits the environment they're in, but a lot of the time light armor like that is what suits them.

Otherwise yeah, these are good basics to go for.

Hey Fayz? Why do you think Saul is lying to you about Arz? Does he lie a lot? Does he not have your best interests in mind? Do you not trust him?
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No. 921066 ID: 556568

Trouble using a revolver? Can't use the stump for fanning the hammer? Or is it the reload that's made difficult? If it's the latter then there are a couple ways of simplifying it for you, either with a lanyard to hold it while you reload, or simply sticking it in your belt while reloading.
Also, yeah, you've been duped Fayz; someone's played a joke on your behalf in making you think Arz means pretty girl. It doesn't, it just makes it sound like you're calling yourself an arse face and will make people think less of you. So, yeah. Butts.
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No. 921068 ID: e51896

>>921066
butts can be sexy though...
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No. 921071 ID: 556568

Shouldn't need a torch though, right? Kobolds have darkvision, don't they?
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No. 921073 ID: a9af05

>>921036
>Arzfayz not arse face! Why everybody say that?!
Because you told us your name is arse face!

Whoever told you "arz" means "pretty girl" lied to you. "Arz" means "arse". You've been telling everyone that your name is arse face!

>Saul tell you say that?
No, but he should've told you that. Everybody knows that "arz" means "arse" and the fact that you don't already know that shows everyone how stupid you are.
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No. 921075 ID: b1b4f3

>>921038
Would you agree Fayz sounds like face? And Arz sounds like arse? Well, regardless, "arz" doesn't mean pretty girl. And if enough people think it sounds like arse face, then it might as well be true. Perception is subjective.
Other words might work better, like doll or cutie. "Dollface" straight up means pretty girl, and is often shortened to "doll".

Do you find boys or girls attractive? Both? Both bits on the same person?
Oh, is that your bed? Cozy spot.
Bring a dagger(could be useful just for cutting things), a cloak in case of bad weather, and uh... okay what is there available to bring?
Hey what's in the box?
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No. 921079 ID: 1c0f2a

Don't forget a towel. Very important.
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No. 921082 ID: 094652

Start with a sturdy backpack with lots of secret compartments. Pack it with extra clothes, food, and a small knife or taser.
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No. 921091 ID: 2202fb

>>921079
The most important.
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No. 921096 ID: 864e49

>>921036
Whoever told you that Arz means pretty was lying, The correct word is Ora.

>>921038
Read picture, Hug Tom Stool.

>give good head
With teeth like that I'm guessing the training was extra slow and careful.

>What think Arzfayz should wear
Full plate armor!

>Now, what Arzfayz should pack
You troubles.

And a dildo.
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No. 921113 ID: 834378

>Saul tell you say that?
Yes, he did. So just ignore those that are jealous of Arzfayz.

>$50
Tell him $5 is enough. Arzfayz is very crafty and can earn own money, yes?

>carry mugs on stump
I'm impressed and I can't imagine how that would be done.

>What wear
Just blouse is fine!

>what pack
A wooden stick. Sticks are very useful.
Also, a lockpick.
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No. 921121 ID: bcc41d

>>921113
>Say you can do with 5$.
Nonono, don't say no to getting a budget with expenses paid. You work in the service industry! Take what you can get - and hide some spare coin in your blouse so nobody else can take it from you, too!

And if you can somehow earn more on the side this trip, the extra money can be spent on things you'd like to purchase for yourself. Tools, clothes, cosmetics, feminine aids~ and suchlike. Shopping for good deals can be quite the adventure, I'll have you know!

>wotpack
A change of clothes (if you have), a towel, a hand mirror, a light snack and a bag or backpack to keep your stuff in - oh and a wallet or money pouch to keep the rest of your $ safe. Do tell Saul you may go shopping for some minor personal items while you have the opportunity. Ask him if there are any good stores in Millstone.
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No. 921122 ID: df5c09

Bring a backpack instead of a suitcase or bag. That way your hand won't be tied up carrying anything and you won't be a easy target for purse-snatchers and their ilk snatching your luggage from your grip. Pack a extra day's clothes, just in case one gets unexpectedly seriously dirty, and a rain cloak along with toiletries, makeup, perfume, medications and any other similar daily items. If the train ride is gonna be long, then perhaps bring a book to read or a deck of cards to play against other riders or to play solitaire. And do you have any personal mementos or other items you can't bear to be separate from you will be bringing?

>.......None your business!!
True. A lady's private affairs are hers to keep private. ...Though, I should point out that your response unfortunately implies you know what it is and have tasted it before. If it is not that, then I'd suggest saying so now to correct the record.

On a related tangent: Do you have, or had, a boyfriend? Or anyone else in a romantic relationship? ...Anyone you wished you could be in such a relationship with?

>That make no sense! Pretty name tell people Arzfayz pretty! Not want strangers think pretty?
But you don't need to tell 'em that you're pretty 'cause they can see so with their own eyes. And saying you're so in your name plus saying it all the time also makes you sound excessively vain. That or you're lacking self-confidence in your appearance. Maybe both. But whichever way it does not reflect well on you.
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No. 921189 ID: 130f18

>Pretty name tell people Arzfayz pretty!
Calling oneself 'pretty' may make one seem desperate or conceited, neither of which are attractive qualities. Names do not confer power unless you are a demon.
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No. 921193 ID: eeb7d9

You know a great thing to always carry? A shovel. You can use it for almost anything. You need to dig something? Use a shovel. You need to chop some wood (not a whole tree, but most wood things)? Use a shovel? You need to muve some rubble? Use a shovel. You need to smack/chop someone? Use a shovel. Shovels are the bests tools ever created. That is what this voice says.
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No. 921207 ID: df5c09

How well can you handle drinking alcohol? Being a 'bold I'm guessing your base boozing level is bad compared to other, larger species, but I don't know how bad. How much does it take for you to get tipsy, to get drunk and to blackout? 'Cause it may become a issue when you're sampling all those beers at the brewery.

And how many bawdy and raunchy drinking songs, limericks and stories have you picked up in your days working in this tavern?
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No. 921256 ID: 7dc36a

>That make no sense! Pretty name tell people Arzfayz pretty! Not want strangers think pretty?
Honestly, young lady, does your local bard not tell or write of romantic epics? I meant the kind of Very Special Person you like to go on dates with. One you wouldn't mind going warming your bed with. You will know you found him or her just by how they pronounce your name (properly, for starters).
If you find one on your trip, by whatever unlikely fate, you wouldn't have spend the night alone. As long as you're not hurt, it shouldn't be any matter, right?

You will need protection, of course.

>what Arzfayz should pack?
The dagger and pistol you're skilled in may work, but don't forget any light armor you can fit under that dress. And a well protected purse or wallet to keep hidden in your dress.
How good are you at spotting pickpockets?
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No. 921259 ID: b26651

>what to pack.

You need a good sized leather pack with pockets for starters.

Fill that with: spare clothes, a waterproof travel cloak, a woolen blanket, your dagger, a canteen for water, and a small pouch to keep your money in. Make sure you keep that pouch well hidden.
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No. 921428 ID: c5ff6b

Scale-creature remember to change into fresh set of coverings for the trip, this will provide a slight dose of dopamine subtly increasing your chances of avoiding disease by boosting your immune system. And at least two extra knives strapped to your legs



Also a scarf it might get too cold for your current ectothermic form.
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No. 921511 ID: 834378

>>921113
Also, some lingerie and a maid outfit. It's important for a kobold to have those in a case of an emergency.
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No. 921526 ID: 1508a3

Take a big, if possible brightly colored bad and fill it with useless junk, open it slightly, make it look like an easy steal so that thieves waste their time trying to steal from the useless bad, pack an items with value in a more concealed position (if you know what I mean)
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No. 921527 ID: 1508a3

>>921526
*bag*
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No. 921684 ID: 15a025

Keep it light. Pack a bag with an extra pair of clothes, some food and water, and a knife.

If you have an extra little pouch or something to carry money in, bring that as well.
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