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921285 No. 921285 ID: c52d35

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Bloom

Can love bloom, even in the research lab?
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No. 921286 ID: c52d35
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921286

Alice has a date today.

It's exciting. It's also terrifying. Alice hasn't gotten out much lately. And maybe it's just stress, but Alice looks like shit! Shiiiiit!

She has a few hours to get ready, what's she going to do about this?
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No. 921287 ID: a98542

>>921286
Step one is hair. You're a shaggy mess! Tryin' to cut it yourself is a bad idea, so just shower, dry and brush it, and tie it up or something.

Also, like, generally wash up while you're in the shower. Duh. You got a weird bit of space-drool goin' on.
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No. 921289 ID: ad51b8

well first thing you should do is wash up, then find something nice to wear, then fix your hair. After that we can figure out where to go from there.
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No. 921290 ID: bfdaf0

Yes, washing and brushing your hair.
Then, perhaps arrange it: A nice bow, perhaps a ribbon around your eyeflower...

And then, we'll figure out what to wear.
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No. 921293 ID: 10c408

Well the first step is to not work yourself up into a tizzy about it. That way lies mistakes, stress and further complications.

Second thing to do is get a shower and comb your hair.
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No. 921294 ID: 5f3f48

>>921286
You should probably shampoo and stuff. Make sure you use some of the kid-safe stuff that doesn’t sting when you get it in your eyes, since you have an eye in your hair.

You'll need to get dressed after. Maybe a fashionable eye patch for your socket?

You're military, so if you need to dress nice, a fancy uniform is always an option, though you might want a dress instead. Sort of depends on the venue and what you think your date would like though.
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No. 921295 ID: 080aaf

Spend biomass making yourself look nice. Enhance knockers, lip gloss, nails, legs, smile, the usual.
That's the important part, clothes are detachable but your face is... well, not supposed to be.
When you're done making it look right, see what you've got to wear. You can weave something simple but appropriate in no time if you use less material.
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No. 921298 ID: 99ed9b

Hmm, well since your hair is something you can control, I'm guessing you'll want to tackle this one of two ways. Either simulate dreads, since your hair tentacles could probably make a reasonable facsimile. If not that, then tighten it up into a coherent mass so it looks kinda like you have normal long hair from a distance.

Is your date human? If so, maybe go with a sexy black dress. You can adjust your proportions a bit to make sure you fill it out pleasantly.
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No. 921299 ID: a2cac9

>>921286
ok. you need a shower, obviously. (also, wipe that bit of blood from your lip.)
any chance you can get a friend you trust to help you with preparations?

don't worry about hiding your.. enhanced biology. if they've got a problem with it then it's not going to work anyhow.

you're gonna want to wear something date-worthy. what kind of date are you expecting? a fancy dinner date and a casual coffee require different outfits.

can you tell us a little about them? or is it a blind date?

>haha_time_for_suffering.png
arhra pls

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No. 921304 ID: 017879

>>921286
You can't prepare with no energy. Grab a quick snack for the carb boost.
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No. 921314 ID: 0c3c2c

>>921286
Form chitinous bone-blades to accentuate your hair.
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No. 921342 ID: 91ee5f

>>921286
Take a shower and then put on clothes that don’t have sad animals on them.

>>921304
And do this.
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No. 921380 ID: 977456

You are a terrifying military-trained bioweapon/universal-utility-construct, you can ramp up your impressiveness endlessly as you relax, but you want your first impression to instil a sense of your culture and civility that might otherwise be missed. Victorian gentleman is in right now, so that would be perfect. Get yourself a monocle and pocket-watch, a top-hat with a wedge missing for your righteous eye, and a nice suit with an impressive tail(to help hide your impressive tails, at first...). Oh, and grab some extra biomass to broaden your shoulders. Shoulder-padding makes everything better!
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No. 921452 ID: 99ed9b

What would washing even do? She's partially fungus, some kind of meat-fungus hybrid. She might just absorb water and get all thick and mushy if her hair is more fungus than muscle.

... develop tiny little ganglia all across your surface that can detect dirt and bacteria, and then use them to remove all the dirt and smelly bacteria from youreslf, and then reabsorb them.

Also, take off that shirt and start thinking about how you are going to present yourself, You get to choose your proportions, and can possibly make some significant modifications if you are feeling... adventurous.
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No. 921522 ID: 5b93d3

Remember to brush your teeth! All of your teeth.
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No. 921765 ID: c52d35
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921765

>Well the first step is to not work yourself up into a tizzy about it. That way lies mistakes, stress and further complications.
If only it was that easy! 'Mistakes, stress and further complications' sounds like a pretty good summary of Alice's life.

>Step one is hair. You're a shaggy mess! Tryin' to cut it yourself is a bad idea, so just shower, dry and brush it, and tie it up or something.
Shower time! It's been a while since Alice has had a long shower and she wonders why. This is nice, soaking in the heat and letting the water flow over her.

>You got a weird bit of space-drool goin' on.
Alice wipes the slime away. That seems to be getting to be more of a problem. Maybe she's not eating enough. Or too much.

>What would washing even do? She's partially fungus, some kind of meat-fungus hybrid. She might just absorb water and get all thick and mushy if her hair is more fungus than muscle.
Look it's fine, although maybe her hair's perking up a little too much from getting a good soak.

>Can you tell us a little about them? or is it a blind date?
It's a surprise.

>What kind of date are you expecting? A fancy dinner date and a casual coffee require different outfits.
Fancy-casual? It's not like there's anywhere too fancy here but she should make an effort to dress up a bit.

>Put on clothes that don’t have sad animals on them.
Alice thinks the staff is getting sick of the number of shirts she's gone though. The logos are getting weirder and weirder.
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No. 921766 ID: c52d35
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921766

Alice dries off and attempts to get her hair under control. This is probably victory.

>You are a terrifying military-trained bioweapon/universal-utility-construct
None of those features sound particularly useful for a date.

>Victorian gentleman is in right now
Alice doesn't think it was ever in.

>You can't prepare with no energy. Grab a quick snack for the carb boost.
Well, she is hungry? Maybe she should?

>Remember to brush your teeth! All of your teeth.
Speaking of teeth, at some point her body seems to have settled on a biological crossbow being must-have as a safety blanket but this arm's not the same size as her other one. She should probably do something about that and...

>Spend biomass making yourself look nice. Enhance knockers, lip gloss, nails, legs, smile, the usual.
>Maybe go with a sexy black dress. You can adjust your proportions a bit to make sure you fill it out pleasantly.
>Form chitinous bone-blades to accentuate your hair.
>Oh, and grab some extra biomass to broaden your shoulders.
>You get to choose your proportions, and can possibly make some significant modifications if you are feeling... adventurous.
...uh, maybe think about some other stuff?

Alice still isn't exactly an expert on this and she can't conjure mass out of nothing either. So what should she tweak? Be specific.
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No. 921769 ID: 9caba2

>>921766
Enhance. Knockers.
Go eat some fruit or something.
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No. 921772 ID: 10c408

Honestly? Take a few minutes to have a quick protein based meal that's on the small size. Then see if you can't shrink away your pointy nails for practice.

If that doesn't pan out, just trim them.

And don't enhance knockers. I'm serious, just don't. If anything, a major attempt at shapeshifting would be to even out the size disparity between your two arms.
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No. 921777 ID: ad51b8

>>921765
how... how do you not get shampoo in your flower?

>>921766
well about the arm. Can you shrink it? the crossbow thing might not be to big of a deal if you just were elbow length gloves to cover up your hands. That way you don't have to worry about trying to fiddle with them to much. But then you need to find something to wear that goes with elbow length gloves. Also don't know where you should put the extra mass you'd get from shrinking your arm.

But as for other things... what do you have laying around for beauty care produces? Cause maybe some highlights on the tips of your hair might look nice?
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No. 921781 ID: c92184

Girl, you beautiful as you are.
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No. 921783 ID: 080aaf

Set knockers to enhance. Also, grow your other limbs out to match the big arm. That should only take one intern worth of biomass, tops.
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No. 921791 ID: 2202fb

>>921766
For the hair, try to treat it like a bonsai tree. Additionally, try to make it even. It still looks shaggy.
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No. 921794 ID: 0c3c2c

>>921766
Your hair-flower's personality is markedly more emotionally open than your own. It's adorable.

Also, if you want to look 'sexy', just widen your hips slightly and marginally increase the weight of your breasts. Personally, don't think it matters that much, you're plenty rad as you are in your basic form.

By the way, you're trapped in an illusion by virtue of severe injuries sustained while fighting an insane cyborg salamander.
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No. 921795 ID: e3e99e

>>921766
Ok, so, first: Wear a dress or a long shirt. You don't want to be too forward by letting your stomach-vagina show before it's time to use it.

As far as biomods? I'm thinking displacer-beast style back tentacles. You know, the kind that end in a flattened club with spikes on one side. Only instead of spikes, just more tentacles, only tiny.
Or you could go for wings. I think leafy wings would work for you, and give you a sort of fae appearance.

So! Who's the lucky date?
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No. 921866 ID: 99ed9b

Hmm, you look fine mostly, but the hand mandible is going to turn heads in a bad way. If they are most humanoid species that'll scare them. If you lack the control to close it up indefinitely and maybe pull some of the extended mass back into your torso, could you at least keep it... I dunno, closed while introducing yourself and getting to know your date. You can give them a little get to know you time and show them the mandible when you feel they are prepared for that.

How about instead of enhancing your breasts, you simulate human nipples on yours. Most humanoids like those and as I recall you no longer have any. Do you have normal human genitals these days? If the stomach maw is all you have that's something that might bother some people. It again, has a lot of teeth.

Hope your date is into tentacles...
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No. 921874 ID: 977456

Reduce knockers. You need that biomass for your scrawny arm, which needs bulking. Symmetry is for losers, but balance and force consistency is valuable...
The crossbow is good for ranged bio-weapon, don't be redundant.
An acid/enzyme sprayer would be a nice companion ranged weapon, with more convenience but less discipline.
Some sort of scissoring mechanism could help deal with armour at close range. You can usually kill once you have flesh-to-flesh contact.
An injector could help with hostile bioweapons, prisoner-taking, and minor armour-penetration if the needle is strong enough or the armour has weak-points-for-massive-damage. Electricity is a moderately-universal requirement for complex mobility. A non-reactive solution that disrupts electrical signals when at a certain concentration could non-lethally disable(briefly, but it doesn't take long to restrain a human whose arm stopped working) so long as it diluted prior to reaching a major nerve-cluster, while at higher dosages it would be lethal, or at least permanently disable whatever flesh it spread to until decontaminated.
I would go for the injector, sprayer, or scissors, in that order, depending upon what substances your body can synthesise. All of them should have appropriate bulk to blanace out your arms.

Or you could just grow a third arm and move your crossbow to your back for over-the-shoulder action.
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No. 921883 ID: 1774cd

>>921766
You don't have to change yourself to please no man. or woman. Or robot?
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No. 921901 ID: afdebc

>Well, she is hungry? Maybe she should?
But think how rude it'll be if you aren't able to finish what you get at the restaurant!

>at some point her body seems to have settled on a biological crossbow being must-have as a safety blanket
Maybe you should put a safety on those. Or just wear sleeves long enough to cover them up. (Or Reimu-style half-sleeves that only start partway down your arm).

>enhance knockers
No no, safe that as a surprise to bust out of the date goes well.

>what else
Maybe put your hair up? Give your hair-tentacles some of those fancy hairpin chopsticks to hold. (Stylish, and a handy stabbing weapon or throwing needle in an emergency).
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No. 921907 ID: b1b4f3

>>921766
You know what's better than one biological crossbow? TWO biological crossbows! Then your arms will match. Alternatively, put a bone spike thrusting mechanism in the other arm for a quick close-range armor piercer. You can increase the mass of the arm to compensate for the recoil and thus match your arms that way.

I say your bust size is fine. Maybe a little more in your hips? Enhance your leg muscles for faster running and you'll kill two birds with one stone.
Also uh, get a chitinous eyepatch over your eyesocket so you don't have to have your hair covering it all the time.
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No. 921917 ID: b1b4f3

Oh yeah and close up your torso-mouth. It's not useful and not pretty.
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No. 921921 ID: 017879

>>921766
Your arm's fine. Do you have a bracelet or ribbon or something you can wear around the wrist? I think it'd be charming, honestly.

Something to tweak though... hrmm. You have a pretty nice red pigment in places, do you think you could pull off something like lipstick?
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No. 921922 ID: 017879

>>921766
Your arm's fine. Do you have a bracelet or ribbon or something you can wear around the wrist? I think it'd be charming, honestly.

Something to tweak though... hrmm. You have a pretty nice red pigment in places, do you think you could pull off something like lipstick?
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No. 921958 ID: 2007b6

Modify the size of your non-crossbow forearm so as to be symmetrical. Neumono are aggressive carnivores with broad regenerative capabilities and large hands in proportion to their bodies, but plenty of people seem to think they're cute, so clearly it can work.

Requisition a roguish eyepatch for your empty socket instead of just leaving hair over half your face. Should help emphasize the 'veteran space explorer' aspect, while downplaying the social anxiety. A first date is by definition a new experience, so you've got to make it clear you're open to that sort of thing, rather than hiding behind a curtain or only participating under protest.
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No. 922046 ID: a2cac9

>>921901
>But think how rude it'll be if you aren't able to finish what you get at the restaurant!
that is exceedingly unlikely to happen.
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No. 925471 ID: c52d35
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925471

>Girl, you beautiful as you are.
>>You don't have to change yourself to please no man. or woman. Or robot?
Alice is a slightly floral flesh-beast.

>Something to tweak though... hrmm. You have a pretty nice red pigment in places, do you think you could pull off something like lipstick?
Alice's mouth is an orthodontic nightmare and the red bits are her active surfaces, which do a good impression of a molecular chainsaw if she gets too excited.

>Go eat some fruit or something.
What a good idea. Alice has a selection because something something self discipline. She is going to eat fruit with her mouth like a real human being.

>Grow your other limbs out to match the big arm.
>Also, if you want to look 'sexy', just widen your hips slightly and marginally increase the weight of your breasts. Personally, don't think it matters that much, you're plenty rad as you are in your basic form.
A little bigger is better? Alice thinks she's heard that advice before. Right, this calls for more fruit.

>>Enhance knockers
>No no, save that as a surprise to bust out if the date goes well.
That pun better have been intentional.

>Reduce knockers. You need that biomass for your scrawny arm, which needs bulking.
Hmmm. That would require less fruit.

>But think how rude it'll be if you aren't able to finish what you get at the restaurant!
Alice somehow doesn't think that's going to be a problem.

>Hmm, you look fine mostly, but the hand mandible is going to turn heads in a bad way. If they are most humanoid species that'll scare them.
>Maybe you should put a safety on those. Or just wear sleeves long enough to cover them up.
Alice can close it, there is a bit of a seam though. Maybe something long sleeved is going to be a good idea.

>How... how do you not get shampoo in your flower?
Practice!

>Your hair-flower's personality is markedly more emotionally open than your own. It's adorable.
It's a piece of her. It doesn't get to have its own personality.
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No. 925472 ID: c52d35
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925472

>I say your bust size is fine. Maybe a little more in your hips? Enhance your leg muscles for faster running and you'll kill two birds with one stone.
That's easy, about 80% of what Alice eats seems to go to her thighs. If she's chasing love, she supposes being able to run it to ground seems to make sense.

>Requisition a roguish eyepatch for your empty socket instead of just leaving hair over half your face. Should help emphasise the 'veteran space explorer' aspect, while downplaying the social anxiety.
Here goes. It gets temperamental if she covers it up too much.

>The crossbow is good for ranged bio-weapon, don't be redundant.
>An acid/enzyme sprayer would be a nice companion ranged weapon, with more convenience but less discipline.
>Some sort of scissoring mechanism could help deal with armour at close range. You can usually kill once you have flesh-to-flesh contact.
>Alternatively, put a bone spike thrusting mechanism in the other arm for a quick close-range armor piercer.
What's that other saying? Love is a battlefield? Alice isn't sure how to make acid. Alice can't make weapons, that'd be... that's not how should she... excluded function... she feels a headache coming on. Alice should stick to tools, possibly ones capable of weapon-like effects!

>For the hair, try to treat it like a bonsai tree. Additionally, try to make it even. It still looks shaggy.
So it takes dozens of year to get it right and Alice probably isn't using enough guide wires?

>But as for other things... what do you have laying around for beauty care produces? Cause maybe some highlights on the tips of your hair might look nice?
Alice is pretty chemically resistant but she could try something? What colour?

>How about instead of enhancing your breasts, you simulate human nipples on yours. Most humanoids like those and as I recall you no longer have any. Do you have normal human genitals these days? If the stomach maw is all you have that's something that might bother some people. It again, has a lot of teeth.
Alice already has approximations of all of those things and no she hasn't been brave enough to try them out.

>Oh yeah and close up your torso-mouth. It's not useful and not pretty.
That's what clothes are for! Covering things up.

Alice has a lot of time left.
Alice is clean.
Alice is more or less bilaterally symmetrical.
Alice is tired.
Alice is stressed.
Alice is hungry.
Alice hasn't picked anything to wear.


What should she do next?
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No. 925474 ID: e3e99e

>>925472
Why are you tired? Haven't gotten enough sleep?

You want something that's casual but not too forward, and won't restrict your movement too much.

Wear:
Fingerless gloves.
A T-shirt.
A cotton jacket.
Mid-thigh skirt.
Sneakers.
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No. 925475 ID: 132a50

>It's a piece of her. It doesn't get to have its own personality.
>Here goes. It gets temperamental if she covers it up too much.
excuse me?
>Love is a battlefield
love is NOT a battlefield. a love that requires fighting for is unhealthy to begin with. why would you even want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you?

as for what to do:
1. eat something.
2. put on some music that you like.
3. pick what you'll be wearing (though only put it on before it's time to go, don't want to get it dirty)
4. do you have time for a nap? a nap can be nice.
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No. 925477 ID: 080aaf

Step 1, eat something. Step 2, pick out your dress. Does your old uniform still fit? Everybody loves a gal in uniform!
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No. 925478 ID: 99ed9b

Aww Alice, don't stress too much. It's just a blind date, and you are looking pretty hot. Even the stomach cloaca and breast vents look exotic instead of monstrous. You've managed with just some minor tweaks to become attractive to 1/2 the humanoids in the galaxy.

Pick a nice form fitting dress, something that leaves the upper chest exposed so the vents are visible. Bonus points if you can get something fancy that has an open bit on the stomach for the stomach maw too.
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No. 925479 ID: ad51b8

>Alice is pretty chemically resistant but she could try something? What colour?
I was thinking red. I mean you kinda already got red "highlights" covering your body so it would blend in nicely I feel. Think of it as taking what you already have an making it your own thing if that makes any sense. Oh, maybe you could try and make one stand of hair blue as well to match your eyes, maybe place that strand of hair over the hair you usually have coving your right eye/eyepatch.

As for what to do next, I would defiantly say snack on some fruits to bring your hunger down.

As for what to wear... uh, hmm. Not going to lie, I'm thinking either a slightly baggy long sleeve shirt with a v-neck and some form fitting black pants if you want to dress up a little or a nice comfy form fitting shirt with a hoody over that with some comfy pants if you want to go casual. Both also make it so you can cover up your arms and still show off your figure
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No. 925480 ID: 1ed92d

>>925472
Try taking a nap and indulging in a watermelon.

The stress is due to anxiety and also the fact that this is a hallucination so the only way to resolve that is to meditatively exercise.
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No. 925482 ID: 10c408

it might be time to start looking over your wardrobe next. No hard decisions have to be made just yet, but knowing what's available would be very informative.
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No. 925485 ID: 6baecc

>>925471
wait, if this is an hallucination, what is she eating right now?
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No. 925489 ID: 49ea2b

>>925474
I like this getup. Cover up the arms, but show off those gams. Also, make sure your clothing is stretchy enough to accommodate mid-date physical changes. Remember, you gain mass every time you eat, and you're going to a restaurant.

>>925477
I don't think the old uniform will fit anymore, but it does sound nice.
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No. 925496 ID: b1b4f3

>>925472
>eyesocket gets temperamental
Hmm, I wonder why? Is it that it wants to be exposed to air? Would a mesh covering work better? Obscure the appearance without restricting airflow very much?

Wear something athletic or sporty. You're an active girl, show it off.
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No. 925519 ID: 977456

>>925496
Like a little piece of a fencing mask? That might make her look bug-eyed... which would be okay?

>Alice should stick to tools
The Jaws of Life are a tool. Like a can-opener, except for things with people inside like power armour reconfigured motor vehicles.

>It gets temperamental if she covers it
You rock that eyepatch, but if it is going to be a problem you could try sunglasses instead.
Is your date into mysticism? You could try to build a third eye...


A mid-thigh skirt seems liek it would interact poorly with her... tails? She could try something that billows out? Or... overlapping pleated sections, and knee-length for added heft. She could extend her tails between the panels while the pleats and overlap should mostly protect her modesty. Or she could just wear a kilt, nothing beats kilt.
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No. 925520 ID: 49ea2b

>>925519
>Like a little piece of a fencing mask? That might make her look bug-eyed... which would be okay?
It could just be a normal mesh eyepatch, like these: https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/m/mo4vHTN5rhUt8MHt_jYxtww/s-l225.jpg
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No. 925529 ID: 2202fb

>>925472
you need to explore yourself which can be off-cam. It is important you know what you can and cant do and what hidden, unfortunate weaponry you may not know about.
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No. 925578 ID: e95cec

I feel like maybe the "hungry" thing isn't going away, so first pick something to wear, then maybe listen to ambient nature sounds as you take a nap, to try to solve "stressed" and "tired" at the same time.

Clothes:
Hmm. Perhaps...normal plain shirt, with an unbuttoned button-up over it, and black pants? Not sure, maybe that's more guy-fashion.

Re: hair tinting, you might do with some deeper green.
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No. 925602 ID: 2007b6

Spend a few minutes meditating in a big tub of ice water. That should help you calm down, because it's the exact opposite of being on fire. Dissipating waste heat might also improve your clock speed while you're deciding what to wear.
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No. 925685 ID: 07976a

>What color for hair highlights
Assorted to whichever clothes you end up wearing.
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No. 925700 ID: 99ed9b

For the hair tips, it'll have to be that nice teal color.
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No. 925704 ID: 1a6fd4

>>925472
>What colour?
You want it to match the color of one of your features. So either red to match your flower/sclera/openings, or the cyan of your eyes.

>>925489
>you gain mass every time you eat
Don't we all? Food doesn't just disappear when you eat it. As long as she eats a portion size meant for normal humans, she should be fine.
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No. 938644 ID: 3d1dd5
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>>It's a piece of her. It doesn't get to have its own personality.
>>Here goes. It gets temperamental if she covers it up too much.
>excuse me?
Hey, uh, shut up.

>Hmm, I wonder why? Is it that it wants to be exposed to air? Would a mesh covering work better? Obscure the appearance without restricting airflow very much?
Maybe she breathes out of these slots or something? Except Alice doesn't seem to need to breathe. Uh, anyway her red bits don't seem to enjoy confined environments.

>You need to explore yourself.
Nope nope nope!

>Why are you tired? Haven't gotten enough sleep?
Too many bad bed thoughts.

>Snack on some fruits to bring your hunger down
>I feel like maybe the "hungry" thing isn't going away
Look no it'll be fine just a little more. Watermelon and some other fruits, it's healthy!
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No. 938645 ID: 3d1dd5
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>Aww Alice, don't stress too much. It's just a blind date, and you are looking pretty hot. Even the stomach cloaca and breast vents look exotic instead of monstrous. You've managed with just some minor tweaks to become attractive to 1/2 the humanoids in the galaxy.
Yeah, exotic! This is fine, everything is going to be fine.

>Bonus points if you can get something fancy that has an open bit on the stomach for the stomach maw too.
No.

>Does your old uniform still fit? Everybody loves a gal in uniform!
No it does not. Also Alice thinks it probably was thrown out or exploded or something.

>A mid-thigh skirt seems like it would interact poorly with her... tails? She could try something that billows out?
Ah, hmm, definitely something to think about. Let's see what she can rummage up.

>You want something that's casual but not too forward, and won't restrict your movement too much.
So a shirt, jacket and low cut pants to alleviate the tentacle-tail situation might work?

>Pick a nice form fitting dress, something that leaves the upper chest exposed so the vents are visible.
Maybe this dress is a bit tight? Alice isn't sure if she likes the accommodations made for the tentacle vent either. Too risque?

>I'm thinking either a slightly baggy long sleeve shirt with a v-neck and some form fitting black pants if you want to dress up a little.
Might be a little too casual but a loose shirt and tighter pants seems to work out alright?

What looks good? Any tweaks to be made?
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No. 938646 ID: ad51b8

I feel like the dress is a little much for a first date but the other 2 look fine.

the jacket combo I feel works better for date wear but I kinda like the look of the loose shirt and tight pants as I feel it does a good job at showing off your figure while leave some room for the imagination. Plus it looks comfy.

ah screw it, I say pick option 3.
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No. 938647 ID: 9caba2

>>938645
I'd say option 3 or 1, whichever ones has the most cloth it has to stress-eat through before you become indecent.
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No. 938649 ID: 4ffd17

>>938645
I like the left one. I don't suppose you have any jewlery? a bracelet or neckles?
The middle is a bit risque and might be too forward for a first date.
The right is too casual and unfit for a date.

Now, just to be clear, are they going in expecting a regular human? Because, while still hot, you're markedly different than regular human girls. It would take something of an extremely open mind to accept you right off the bad without early warning.
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No. 938650 ID: 0fae41

That dress is perfect. Never dress less than your best for success, Alice. Shows off plenty of leg and won't get caught on sharp corners and tear, and if there's anything the lab taught you, you should live every day like it's your last.
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No. 938653 ID: c571e8

I like 2 and 3. They compliment your physique and anatomy. Option 1 looks like you were trying to stuff your bits in clothes to hide them. Dress with confidence, own your look!
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No. 938654 ID: e95cec

I like 3. 1 seems a little more conventional, though.
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No. 938668 ID: 151656

>>938645
I feel like the shirt from 3 over the dress from 2 would work best.
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No. 938712 ID: 0a7f21

Damn, lookin fine for a plant/person hybrid monster in that dress. Number 2 all the way.
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No. 938713 ID: 1a6fd4

>>938668
Jacket from 1 over dress from 2. Deal?
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No. 938714 ID: 0a7f21

You get both the sporty and sexy look, I think that's a winner.
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No. 938719 ID: 151656

>>938713
>>938714
Yes... yes, that works very well. You wouldn't have a jacket like that in teal like 3, would you Alice?
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No. 938720 ID: b1b4f3

>>938644
>Uh, anyway her red bits don't seem to enjoy confined environments.
You seem to wear pants just fine. Do those bits not count as red bits?
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No. 938746 ID: a9af05

>>938645
Since your body grows everytime you eat something, try not to wear anything that's too tight. Unless you want your clothes to burst off of you during a growth spurt and leave you completely naked!

Make sure you wear something that's loose and has plenty of room for you to grow, without any risk of destroying your clothing.
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No. 938816 ID: 1ed92d
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938816

Remember Alice, just because you're a perfect flower of womanhood doesn't mean you're not a space marine. Let your date know what kind of lady you are with this classic outfit.
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No. 938924 ID: de4006

>>938645
The slinky black dress is actually weirdly humanifying - in a very good way. That's what I would go with.

It signals "I am a person," very strongly.
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No. 938929 ID: 97de03

>>938645
THe middle one.

>>938924
I agree, the dress seems to say: "I'm 100% human with some extras. Also, it conveys that you aren't ashamed of those extras.
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No. 938948 ID: 3d1dd5
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938948

>You seem to wear pants just fine. Do those bits not count as red bits?
...
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No. 938949 ID: 3d1dd5
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938949

>Since your body grows every time you eat something, try not to wear anything that's too tight. Unless you want your clothes to burst off of you during a growth spurt and leave you completely naked!
It's not like they're sending her to an all you can eat buffet... unless that's part of the test.

>That dress is perfect. Never dress less than your best for success, Alice. Shows off plenty of leg and won't get caught on sharp corners and tear, and if there's anything the lab taught you, you should live every day like it's your last.
Good, good. What's with all this concern about clothing damage though?

>The slinky black dress is actually weirdly humanifying - in a very good way. That's what I would go with.
>It signals "I am a person," very strongly.
Alice is definitely a person so here we go.

>"I'm 100% human with some extras. Also, it conveys that you aren't ashamed of those extras.
Uh...

>I like the left one. I don't suppose you have any jewlery? a bracelet or neckles?
Alice doesn't have anything metal in here.
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No. 938950 ID: 3d1dd5
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938950

>Re: hair tinting, you might do with some deeper green.
>For the hair tips, it'll have to be that nice teal colour.
Agh no this isn't working, it kind of stuck but then not really. This was a mistake this was all a horrible mistake.

Alice has quite a bit of time left.
Alice is tired.
Alice is very stressed.
Alice is very hungry.
Alice has picked something to wear.
Alice's hair is a mess.


What should she do next?
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No. 938951 ID: 151656

>>938950
>This was a mistake this was all a horrible mistake.
What are you talking about? That looks good on you.
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No. 938954 ID: 0fae41

Frosted watermelon tips, nice. You are what you eat, they say, and Alice is definitely... a person.
How about a mid-preparatory stress relief activity! Music? Cat pictures? More eating?
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No. 938955 ID: 1a6fd4

>>938950
>Alice's hair is a mess.
What exactly is a mess about it? It looks pretty cool, and the color's about the halfway point between the rest of your hair and your irises, I don't know if you planned that but it's a pretty neat effect.
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No. 938956 ID: b1b4f3

>>938950
Well you're basically ready so try to de-stress.
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No. 938960 ID: e7848c

>>938950
Sounds like it's time for a nap and some self-care
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No. 938961 ID: 0a7f21

This is a great idea, this is how you come to terms with the changes in your life. You dust yourself, pick yourself up, and get back out there.

The shape of your world may have changed, but that doesn't mean you aren't a person anymore. Just relax, you are going to spend an hour getting to know someone, there's no pressure here.
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No. 938998 ID: 977456

Mayhaps you should run yourself a bath, get some scented oils...
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No. 938999 ID: b5fb67

Ok, let's fix some of these issues:

-De-stress by turning on some smooth jazz. That's never fails to melt stress away. Alternatively, have a "jazz cigarette."
-Start combing and brushing your hair. Try to make it look like it flows from top to bottom. For inspiration, I suggest opening the nearest women's magazine.
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No. 939004 ID: ad51b8

So is your hair still just hair or do you have some control over it? Because might as well find a hair style now so you know how you want to put it once your ready to go. So I say find a hair style you like just to knock it out of the way and maybe go and take a little nap to de-stress and rest up.

Though I do have to ask, has the fruit been filling you up at all or no? While probably not a good idea to gorge yourself right now incase this turns out to be a diner date you still have some time before the thing even starts so if you can find some food that is actually filling you could probably make yourself a snack before taking a nap?
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No. 939006 ID: 151656

>>939004
see >>921766
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No. 939010 ID: ad51b8

>>939006
see >>925472
>Alice is hungry.
then >>938644
followed by >>938950
>Alice is very hungry.

don't think the fruit is doing much but I'm not sure if it's just that she isn't eating enough of it or if it's just not doing anything for her
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No. 939011 ID: 151656

>>939010
She never stops being hungry, that kinda how her body works now. But apparently nerves make her hungrier.
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No. 939012 ID: ad51b8

>>939011
oh god she's a nervous eater... maybe a nap would help then?
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No. 939016 ID: 4ffd17

>>938950
do you have any meat in here? eat meat if possible.
don't get your clothes dirty though.
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No. 939103 ID: 2eba1a

>>938950
Youve mostly got the clothes and stuff figured out, Go sit and watch/read something calming and eat. Have a sandwich or two, or a burger.
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No. 939162 ID: 9cc8e4

>>938949
>test
..huh. can you say more about this please?


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