This is MUDY. His class is BARD. He is in it for the HALF-DEMON KOBOLDS.
>>10723 >She's dead, Jim. Not if I can help it. >Jim has been discovered! 5/6 located.
>>10737 ...Why the fuck did I not see that coming. Jim! Carry this girl, painful though that will be, to safety! You know any Kobold healing trick, herbs or something?
Jim! You magnificent bastard! Please, you've got to help this humanoid plant thing. It's not her time!
>>10737 hey Jim, you must be hungry after nevermore. What did you do with dead things there? oh, right. YOU ATE THEM. GET TO IT.
>>10737 Make some tasty cactus marmalade for yourself and your girlbold. You'll need the food.
>>10754 I'll eat her after she dies. But for now, she lives. I have used my cloak to patch her wounds, and stop the... bleeding. If I can get her more water fast, she will probably be okay.
I am not Sage. I am not a monster. I will not abandon her. She will be okay. I will ensure it. Ow this hurts.
Stop hugging the cactus. What are you, stupid?
>>11114 You're a good bold, Jim.
>>11114 A short man with a tie and glasses named Gnome has a chip that can create a lot of water, simply known as a water chip. He is likely still inside the building. He is violent and dangerous.
>>11116 Very, I know. This tower is the only building for miles, so it'd probably be safest to check here. >>11156 That is good to know! I will definitely be going into the tower then. There is a large set of double doors with a guard. How do you propose we get past him? All I have for equipment is this short sword... >Gunther has been located! 6/6 found.
With his crossbow he'd take me out before I got anywhere near... wait, what's going on?
>>11175 He seems nice enough. Maybe he will help you.
>>11176 So, what? Should I just go out there and talk to him? See if he'll let me in?
>>11185 If you want to save that amorous cactus girl, you need help. Asking him is all you have left to do.
>>11185 Do you happen to have an apple with you?
>>11188 Nope. I have no apples on me. "Hello guard!" >Jah! It iz an intruder! Vhat iz your buziness, intruder?
murder gunther! leave Clarice to die! thus ending the second round, since there will be two contestants left remaining: Gnome and Jim.
>>11191 Zhis girl ist... no, wait, This girl is hurt and needs help! Also she makes apples when she is a mature plant, but that might be months from now. (trust me, Jim, that last bit will help)
>Ze apples are in trouble?! Dizastrous!
>Right zis way, intruder, right zis way!
>>13015 Well let's follow him, Jim.
>>13015 Get in box. Lose memory. Cause PIME TARADOX
This place is kinda scary. >Hmm hmm savink ze appelz, savink ze apples~
>>13022 Jim, ask Gunther if he's seen Gnome. If he hasn't, you're en route to him.
>Vait, vait. How are ve helpink ze plant lady zere? Vith magic and dreaminks?
>>13039 I'm actually a unicorn, transformed by evil magic. The apples are magical and can change me back.
"Well, I don't know THAT much about sentient plant biology, but I am pretty sure she would benefit from some water"
>You be needink vater? Oh vell, zat's not zo hard.
>Zere! Vater! All you vill ever need!
>>13089 Ask Gunther what the other buttons do. Or the capsule chamber. Or anything else. Pump him for information! Also, splash some water in Clarice's face, I guess. Or stick her hand in water after putting her in a comfortable position.
>Vell, ze Red button locks down ze room, and ze blue button makes ze vater come from ze ceilink. Hittink eizer button again vill reverse ze effects. Ze Purple button opens und closes ze stasis pod over zere. As he answers my questions, I set up Clarice in a comfortable position, so she can get plenty of water. I am not sure if it will help or not, but there's really nothing else to try.
>>13107 "Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?"
>>13107 You'll have to fertilize her, better get creative. And by creative I mean killing Gunther and using his blood. He's just an subcutebold so it doesn't matter.
"Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?" >No, I can't be showink you how ze pod vorks! You're an intruder!
>Und I am paid very vell for shootink ze intruders.
>>13114 Noooo, gunzer!
>>13112 Gunther, Jim, whichever of you survives, cactuses don't do well with constant access to water. In fact, it tends to kill them. Clarice will die in that pool of water if she is anything like a real cactus.
HELP ME PLEASE.
"IF YOU KILL ME... YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THE LOCATION OF THE LAND OF APPLES."
"Come here and look deep into the water and I'll show you"
You're less than two feet from him. The crossbow is worrisome, but not a particularly useful melee weapon. Sword his knees off.
Distract him with the cries of "Look behind you, there's a three-headed apple tree!" then knock him about the back of the head when he's looking.
Dude, its a single shot crossbow. you have like thirty seconds to fuck him up before he can reload.
>>13363 Hug Gunther
>>13363 Inform Gunther that you can't possibly be an intruder, because you're friendly! Also, HE let YOU into the tower! So if you are an intruder, then he's been helping you, so logically he must shoot himself! And while he is contemplating this, try to grab his crossbow.
>>13363 Wield CLARICE as a spiky club!
I draw my weapon, and he draws a knife! Before he can defend himself, I quickly slash into the back of his leg. ...Its a shallow cut, but it should slow him down a little.
>>19543 Take no shit little dude, Knife him the face!
I spin around to hop onto the edge of the coffin, that I may batter stab his head. He counters with a powerful back swing as he falls to one leg, hitting me with the hilt.
I stumble back, but my armor seems to have saved me the brunt of the blow.
>>19931 Gnome throttle Jiflignslngn
We need a ranged attack. Throw the Orb at him, quick!
>>19935 Should I really...? Well okay!
>>19948 Now! While he's stunned! Knife his eye out!
>>19948 You dumbass, now we can't talk to Jim. Who gets us now?
>>19952 We're bouncing back, right? Right? I was kind of hoping Gunther would catch and we could get him to go to the void..
>>19986 Grats, Jim. Of course, you can't hear me.
Go Jim! You are the Bold that will pierce the heavens!
GNOME WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS GNOME
...Hello Quest.
>>20002 Hi Gnome. Be cautious. That monster over there is no unarmed rabbitgirl or confused woman.
>>20002 Hello Gnome. Introduce yourself to the nice people and help finish gunther off once and for all.
>>20006 >Finish of Gunther. The little boldling did that for me. >Gunther has been eliminated! "Hello, Boldling. My name is Gnome. How are you?"
>>20014 Offer to help him help the girl, wait for a moment of weakness, throttle from behind. Preferably when he puts down that knife.
>>20014 Inspire the boldling with tales of Infinity General Driblis!
"Mind if I help with the girl?" "Yes, thank you! That would be great." He has sheathed his knife. Should I end him?
>>20026 Push him facefirst into cactus girl so he gets all stabbed, then throttle from behind. That is the way of the tiny warrior.
RUBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS RUBY
Stay good gnome, stay good! We'll all team up and go fight crime together!
Take the dead guy's knife.
Knives are so much less fun.
>>20088 We'd best just be hugging that bold, gnome.
I can't feel their pain with a knife. The grinding, the squishing... I think I am killing the cactus too. This is a two-fer!
>>20092 Hey gnome, continue to not look behind you for... say, another 20 seconds or so? Make sure you take your time killing those dudes too, so they dont die in that 20 secs.
>>20095 Voices, sometimes I think you are trying to get me killed, with how you word things. I think the cactus is on her last legs. Just gotta grind it in a bit more...
>>20092 Yeah, just stay focused on that boldling... don't turn around...
>>20104 Just keep doing what you're doing... Niiice and slow... You wanna, um, make them suffer! Yeah, that's it.
>>20104 Uhhhhh. Why not savor the moment, Gnome? Draw his pain out. Nice and slow. That's right, savor every moment of his pain.
>Gnome has been eliminated.
>>20111 Oh Snap!
>>20111 ... Told you she'd kick your ass. Ruby! See the orb, sweetie? Grab it!
Was he trying to kill them by rubbing them really hard together or what?
>Clarice has been eliminated.
Who has the orb?
No one, I dont think.
>>20128 Poor Clarice ;_; Ruby, if you can hear this, save Jim!
Finish killing the kobold.
>>20128 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RUBY and JRINIFIBLIN are the survivors of ROUND 1. They will advance to ROUND 4. CONGRATULATIONS, RUBY, JRINIFIBLIN! A WINNER ARE YOU. ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday.
>>20128 Oh nooooo! D: QUICK, RUBY SAVE JIM ...unless he isn't in mortal danger from his wounds in which case: HUG JIM READ NOTE
>>20141 >ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday. So tomorrow then.
>>20141 Looking forward to it man.
>>20143 A week from then.
>>20141 I demand Clarice's ressurrection! A cactus can reproduce itself by being cut into pieces, so there should be a bunch of small Clarices running around.
Minired has named them, from left to right, Charles, Coconut, Casey, MiniClarice, Cthulhu, and Charon.
>>20092 >>20104 >>20128 No! Don't make him touch me! He saved me! His face touches my chest, and I feel like I should be happy. I did what the ball told me to. I was a good girl. He saved me. He was helping me. When he fought the other man, I wanted to help. I wanted to fight too. But I can't move anymore. His face... he's bleeding. He's bleeding on me, because of me. His touch feels good, I wish I could touch him without hurting him. Why is that other boy doing this? I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to be held. I just want to be saved. I just want to be a good girl. The water is too much. I'm... I can't really see. The blood is dripping... I think he stopped rubbing but I can't tell. I don't even know his name... I'm sorry... your face... I'm sorry...