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919469 No. 919469 ID: 59ed7a

Some dates go well, others not so much. And some end up with you escaping from second floor window completely naked when her parents suddenly come back home, SHIT, shit, shit!

What should I do!?
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No. 919517 ID: afdebc

>>919486
How good are the sight lines to this roof from the ground and nearby buildings?

Could you go around that corner on the left and just hide on the roof, unseen, until the heat dies down?

How far are you from your home?
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No. 919577 ID: db6e6b
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919577

>You should steal some clothes. It's a lesser crime than public nudity, so long as you intend to give them back.
Karma will not like it for sure. But desperate times require desperate measures, right? So long as it's just borrowing.
Can't see any clothes to steal around at the moment though.

>Well on the subject of cover, ripping off a few tree branches could provide a semblance of modesty.
Hm, that could work!

>Before you jump, peek inside the window. Anything interesting going on?
Uh, I'll try but can't do a lot without revealing myself.
...
...
Can't see much, but looks like, well, they're arguing.
My date is this pure and innocent girl, which I met as soon as I moved into town last week. I liked her instantly and from the look in her eyes I could tell she liked me too. Her parents are very strict though, but "no dating boys until you at least 25" rule do not include new female classmate, which just want to help her with homework, hue hue. So today, on N-ville Town Day, when her parents suppose to be out all night, I came to visit her.
But it looks like they saw lights in her window from the outside while passing by and it was past her bed time (she still have a strict bed time, so sexy!), so they stormed in to check if she's OK.

>Could you go around that corner on the left and just hide on the roof, unseen, until the heat dies down?
Oh man, I'm not sure if this argument will go to an end any time soon.
At least her parents do not suspect an intruder possibility yet.

>How good are the sight lines to this roof from the ground and nearby buildings?
I'm like on a stage right now, it's quite dark already, but anyone still can see me!

>How far are you from your home?
Um, not sure, it was like ten minutes uber ride, I guess. I was in the phone the whole time.
Don't even know if I can tell the direction I should go 100% correctly, I'm kind of new in town.
I wish I had my phone back to navigate myself. Or at least a map.

>Try sliding down a gutter to get down
Their gutter doesn't seem solid enough to hold my weight. And it's not like I'm too heavy (do I look too heavy for you!? do I?.. it was last pack of Doritos I ate ever!), but it's just made of something so thin.
...
>make sure to lower yourself as much as possible before falling.
Thanks!
>Before you do that however, see if you can break into their attic.
Attic window seems to be closed. I can try to break in, but it probably will make to much noise.
Wait, window handle has something on it... eh, just a piece of ribbon tape. Don't know why, but I'll take it with me.

>You know, if you didnt have such short hair, you could have used that to cover your top somewhat.
Hey, I like it short... Why ya all keep picking on my hair, like this new teacher who said I look like a boy...
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No. 919580 ID: 094652

You seem... familiar... is your last name Fischbach? Either way, that would explain why your teacher insists you're a boy, they want to believe you're THE Legendary Boy...

>What do

You are literally naked. Any damage you take will have zero damage resistance and zero damage reduction. You need to minimize risk.

That said, is the pool cold right now? Freezing to death is easier when you're wet at night.

I say, look for ANYTHING to cover yourself up with. If it won't fit but isn't rock hard, throw it on the ground below. When you're done searching land on top of the pile of soft things to cushion your fall and minimize noise.

Start by looking at other windows.
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No. 919588 ID: e51896

okay, time to jump for the tree. Pool is actually more risky than you might think as it might be cold, not to mention the noise it'll make.
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No. 919591 ID: 10c408

Seriously, climb that tree now. At some point they're going to hear someone on the roof (if they haven't already) and then the game's over.
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No. 919599 ID: db6e6b
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919599

rolled 24 = 24

>That said, is the pool cold right now? Freezing to death is easier when you're wet at night.
Well, that's a deal breaker. It's already chilly outside especially without any clothes, and it's not kind of wet I hoped to become tonight!

>Start by looking at other windows.
It's dark elsewhere, and other windows locked for some reasons! Am I not the first one climbing their roof? Oh, never mind.

>I say, look for ANYTHING to cover yourself up with. If it won't fit but isn't rock hard, throw it on the ground below. When you're done searching land on top of the pile of soft things to cushion your fall and minimize noise.
Um... I found this piece of ribbon tape, you know. There are some old leaves here too, but other that that... it's a roof, so not much to be found so far. I really tried, I'm sorry T_T

>time to jump for the tree
>Seriously, climb that tree now. At some point they're going to hear someone on the roof (if they haven't already) and then the game's over.
Okay, okay! It's not that easy as it looks!

>B, A, C, B, A
Try to jump on the tree and climb down it is.
Difficulty to not get spotted 30% (any dice >=30 will do the trick)
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No. 919600 ID: db6e6b
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919600

rolled 47 = 47

Difficulty to not get hurt 30% (any dice >=30 will do the trick)
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No. 919601 ID: db6e6b
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919601

Oh, snap!
They heard me anyway!
And I'm pretty sure that I noticed someone in their neighbor's window looking at me when I ran away!
>Fame +1
Oh, well, at least I didn't break my leg or something.
What should I do now?
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No. 919604 ID: e51896

Keep running until you find a place to hide, like someone's backyard, behind some trees or bushes, an alley... anywhere with cover really. once you do, assess the situation so we can figure out our next plan of action.

Be careful not to step on anything sharp as you're running
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No. 919605 ID: 7dde68

You said you were seen?

...

How did you like the thrill and excitement of having your naked body exposed for someone to see~?
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No. 919606 ID: 10c408

Well get out of the tree for starters.

Then you need to abscond from the premise, or at least the general area of the tree you are in.

After that... Well, you'll have to find someplace to hide so you can re-orient yourself in the direction of your house.
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No. 919608 ID: 59ed7a
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919608

>How did you like the thrill and excitement of having your naked body exposed for someone to see~?
W-what kind of question is that?
I... I don't care if some complete stranger could see my body. While I'm fully naked on the street... and
>Arousal +5
wait, what!? Hey, get this out!
I'm not some kind of perv!
You are perv!
Shut up, you perv! ~♥

>Keep running until you find a place to hide, like someone's backyard, behind some trees or bushes, an alley... anywhere with cover really. once you do, assess the situation so we can figure out our next plan of action.
>After that... Well, you'll have to find someplace to hide so you can re-orient yourself in the direction of your house.
Okay, looks like I really need to move.

>Be careful not to step on anything sharp as you're running
It's so nice of you, aw...
...
...
Ouch!
When I crawl through this high grass it tickles my... never mind.
...
...
Just crawling away in random direction through people's backyards looking for safe place to catch my breath...
Do they still hang out wet clothes outside to dry it out? At least not at night apparently.
I didn't find any decent cave around four houses and expected nothing from fifth, when suddenly:

- Mr. Fluffy, come down!

Looks like girl, about my age, have her pussy stuck on the tree. I mean her kitten stuck on this tree branch. She tries to get it from the there, but she's unable to do so just by herself, since it's clearly two-man job. She looks distracted enough so I can try to:
>Steal her phone from her back pocket to navigate myself
>Casually offer her help
>Gently kiss her neck from behind as a conversation starter
>Do the "i need your clothes boots and your motorcycle" thing
>Poke her butt with a stick from the bushes
>Your option
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No. 919610 ID: 2202fb

casually help
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No. 919611 ID: f2ad0b

You need all the good karma you can get

casually help. You did say you dont care if anyone saw your naked body after all~.

Explain the situation, and offer to help, and ask if you can borrow her phone for a minute to find out where your home is afterwards.
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No. 919613 ID: daa216

Causally offer help. Prepare to run if she freaks out over your bare bod.
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No. 919614 ID: e51896

Act casual and talk to her like you aren't naked. She won't make a big deal out of your nudity if you don't make a big deal out of your nudity
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No. 919620 ID: 59ed7a

>help
Oh, here we go. I need to just stand, open my mouth and make air waves with it. Sounds simple enough, unless you are naked stranger in the night.
>Act casual and talk to her like you aren't naked. She won't make a big deal out of your nudity if you don't make a big deal out of your nudity
Is it one of the things which would only work while you believe in them? I can try, I guess...

:r1ava2: "Ahem, hi!"
:r1ava2: "Do you need any help?"
:catlad: "A-a-a!"

No pepper spray, please be no pepper spray!

:catlad: "A?"

She looks more confused than scared. What is she looking at? There is naked girl in front of here, and she's looking at the... sky?
Well, maybe I missed some gym days recently, about like... all of them actually, but still, she could at least

:catlad: "Are you an angel? Did you come from the sky to help me and mr. Fluffy?"
:r1ava2: "On, no-no, I just..."

I tried to tell her my story, but she wouldn't listen and seems to be convinced that Karma and Angels have their own ways to work among humans.

:catlad: "Yay! I'll give you my phone, if you'll help me get my kitten back! I just won a new one on Town Day fair, so it must be karma!"
:catlad: "Come on, climb up, my naked angel, and I'll push you from bellow."

Whoa. We didn't thought this through, did we? If I'll go up her shoulders, then my flower will be in front of her face!
I can't just stick my girl into stranger's face like this...
Maybe I can just rob her? She seems a little bit off, I bet I could just point a finger behind her back and yell "bear!", and then attack!
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No. 919622 ID: 2202fb

Arms at your sides.
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No. 919624 ID: 3ed3c3

>>919620
She's obviously crazy and does not care that you are naked. Help her get the cat, get her phone, maybe score some clothes, call for a ride, and get out of here.
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No. 919628 ID: e51896

Just help her, don't attack. If you attack, she'll scream and get someone's attention
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No. 919631 ID: 8d26c4

>I can't just stick my girl into stranger's face like this...

It was her idea. You thought of kissing her to introduce yourself. Just run with it.
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No. 919644 ID: daa216

See seems..dim. So just roll with it. Help her kitten out of a tree and then take the phone as payment.
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No. 919679 ID: 2202fb

Decline the phone. Why would we need it? We presumably already have one somewhere and i doubt we really want to call anyone in our present condition.
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No. 919683 ID: e51896

>>919679
We left our phone behind. Also, the phone this lady haves might have a gps installed to tell us exactly where our main character's home is. She is new to the area and does not know exactly where her home is currently.

... er... speaking of which what is your name, ms naked protagonist?
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No. 919686 ID: db6e6b
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919686

>Just help her
But... but I need both hands to climb and have nothing to cover up with, except this one stupid piece of ribbon tape and tree branch.
It's not enough to make any clothes, is it? Let me think of some minecraft recipes first, those 3000 hours spent on crafting should not be wasted...
Okay, I can do a tiny flag, palm-length bow without arrows, an ...

>She is new to the area and does not know exactly where her home is currently.
Exactly, thanks for following!

>what is your name, ms naked protagonist?
I bet you can guess it from the first try, it's not too weird though.
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No. 919689 ID: 2202fb

Blue Ivy
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No. 919692 ID: e51896

Your name Katie Godiva
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No. 919693 ID: 094652

Davina "Davinider" Fischbach
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No. 919704 ID: 59ed7a
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919704

>Your name Katie Godiva
You knew it, didn't you? Although I'm not much of a lady even with such noble name.

Okay, let me...
...
This goes here and this goes... *clank!* *clank!* *construction noises*
I made a "panty" from this piece of ribbon tape I had! Oh jeez, please tell me it looks decent enough from down below.
If it's too lewd, then I'll better go with the robbing plan.
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No. 919706 ID: 2202fb

>>919704
Tbh you would be less lewd with nothing. Wearing that just draws attention to the fact that you are only wearing that. As if it is on purpose.
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No. 919711 ID: e51896

I think you're good from down there. Nope, Not lewd wearing that at all. Now lets save the poor kitten. bad things can only happen if you steal.
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No. 919717 ID: 5da03e

That tape can't be sanitary.
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No. 919727 ID: 007141

>>919704
if you can get something over your nipples and butthole too you are legally (if not socially) in the clear for public indecency charges

so theres that
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No. 919728 ID: e51896

>>919727
Yes... but it won't fix the possible disturbing the peace charges
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No. 919729 ID: 8d26c4

>>919704
No robbing. Just help her out, she'll give you the phone. Also you might make a new friend.
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No. 919731 ID: 59ed7a
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919731

>That tape can't be sanitary.
Surprisingly enough it was vacuum sealed in plastic. Weird, I know.

>Tbh you would be less lewd with nothing. Wearing that just draws attention to the fact that you are only wearing that. As if it is on purpose.
Well, that's one quest item wasted then.

>if you can get something over your nipples and butthole too you are legally (if not socially) in the clear for public indecency charges
>Yes... but it won't fix the possible disturbing the peace charges
Lawyered!

>I think you're good from down there. Nope, Not lewd wearing that at all. Now lets save the poor kitten.
Yay! You seem trustworthy, I'll go with that!

>No robbing. Just help her out, she'll give you the phone. Also you might make a new friend.
Well... um, okay... just promise not to peek, ok?

...
- "Kitty, kitty, kitty, come on."
...
Together we saved kitten in no time, but our celebration was suddenly interrupted by some dudes voices:

- "Hey, we read on Twitter that your cat stuck on the tree!"
- "And my name is not Billy "The one-dimensional" if I'm not going to throw stones at your pet!"

:catlad: "You're too late, bullies! Naked angel came and saved us! Need to update my Twitter, ha-ha! Come on mr. Fluffy!"

I managed to hide before bullies saw me, and pet with its owner are safe now. Next thing I
*bzzz*
Oh, it's phone she managed to gave me anyway... Looks like Twitter notification:
She spreading rumors about #NakedAngel around town! Man, this post have few likes and re-post already.
And in the comments some dude wrote that he saw naked girl on a tree running away earlier today #NakedRun!
Oh jeez, if it'll go too viral, then game will be over!

What do?

Top trending in N-ville:
#TownDay 100%
#WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL 34%
#NakedAngel 10%
#NakedRun 5%
#NakedBitch 0%
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No. 919735 ID: e51896

hmm... Naked Angel... that could be a super hero name for you. Helping people's trouble while keeping your identity a secret with your nudity... imagine how fun that would be.

Alright, what to do next... with that phone, perhaps you can search through her album for any nudes of herself she might have taken and forgot to delete open the GPS APP on her phone, and try to figure out where you are and where your home is.

also don't think about how lewd it would of been if those dudes that showed up saw you and fail to do so
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No. 919744 ID: f9e827

If i had to guess, if you do good things, #nakedangel will trend even more while if you do bad things to people, #nakedbitch will trend. Correct? If any of those has to trend, lets not make it #nakedbitch. Things might not be pretty if your reputation is bad like that.
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No. 919749 ID: 094652

Okay... this works.

Poor Willy's going to be the center of the news until he can get his finger re-attached. This is a big town, you just need to steal some random house's clothing and put the phone in its place.
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No. 919798 ID: 59ed7a
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919798

>If i had to guess, if you do good things, #nakedangel will trend even more while if you do bad things to people, #nakedbitch will trend. Correct? If any of those has to trend, lets not make it #nakedbitch. Things might not be pretty if your reputation is bad like that.
Yeah, that's how Twitter works here. It's great to stay on the light side, but sometimes in life cookies just lie down elsewhere.

>while keeping your identity a secret with your nudity...
How does it work exactly?
Do you mean, like, when I'm naked, people are unable to look away from this body of mine, so no one will remember my face?
I actually quite like it!

>you can search through her album for any nudes of herself she might have taken and forgot to delete
Shame on you! This is definitely not what we're going to do.
And on completely unrelated note, I need to check, um... phone settings and, um... stuff. So give me a minute.
...
...
...a cat ...cat again... together with a cat...
meh, it's only cat pictures here
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No. 919800 ID: 59ed7a
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919800

>also don't think about how lewd it would of been if those dudes that showed up saw you
Why would I spend even a second on thinking about it?
These bullies probably would just call me names and make gross sexual comments about my body like I'm a stripper dancing naked for money or something... they would ask me to do dirty favors for an extra fifty... and then...
... ~♥
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No. 919801 ID: 59ed7a
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919801

>Arousal +5
Wait, what was that again?
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No. 919802 ID: 59ed7a
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919802

A-a-a! Technical information, don't look, do not look!
It's... it's like only for debugging purposes, so don't mind that, it doesn't work anyway.
Just showing random words and numbers, he he...
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No. 919806 ID: 59ed7a
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919806

>open the GPS APP on her phone, and try to figure out where you are and where your home is
I got it!
Um...
It seems I need to go... this way!
These blocks seems all the same to me, I have no insight about what to be afraid of in which of them just yet.

>just need to steal some random house's clothing
I checked few houses already and locals seems to leave their doors closed at night. I also really do not want to break in and get caught by homeowners! I see one house which seems empty or abandoned, but I believe its home alarm is on. I can try to:
>Leave and try my luck somewhere else
>Throw stone at the glass door to see if alarm will go off
>Surveil and investigate if house is actually empty
>Come close and press down my face to glass door trying to inspect what's inside
>Your option
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No. 919807 ID: 094652

Important question can you decrease arousal without alerting everyone within a four-block radius?

Kay, do the cartoon thing and rip the bush out of the ground. If anyone asks, you're doing performance art because you lost a bet to the mob.

The flash mob.

As in, that old-generation gang of hackers who carry knives with USB sticks in the hilts. They can stabhack your phone to bleed your reputation on social media while they're busy stabbing you!

... Hopefully the new rumor will buy you some time.
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No. 919814 ID: e51896

yeah, press down your entire body face against the glass door and inspect what's inside.
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No. 919955 ID: 44381f

Take a selfie before doing anything.
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No. 919960 ID: 59ed7a
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919960

>Take a selfie before doing anything.
Hello world!
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No. 919962 ID: 59ed7a
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919962

>Important question can you decrease arousal without alerting everyone within a four-block radius?
Um... Don't see where are you going with this question...
...
Oh, you know, yes! Yes, I am a bed-screamer, okay? We are not doing it anyway, so just forget it!..

>do the cartoon thing and rip the bush out of the ground.
He he :)
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Let me...
Uh...
Pu-u-ull!
Uh...
Well, apparently it's harder then it looks. I just can't do it barehanded.
I wish I had a big card box to move while inside it though.

>press down your face against the glass door and inspect what's inside
Well, okay...
Can't see much, lights are definitely off.
Wait, I see something moving! It's... it's two guys with big bags on their backs!
They seem to... um... grab everything in the house into bags in total darkness while home alarm keeps blinking...
Well...
Someone is inside, so... I probably should just keep moving away, right?
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No. 919964 ID: 44381f

>>919960
Awwe, what a cute selfie.

Ok, looks like theives. We should leave before the police show up if the house alarm is going off. but maybe we should quickly take their picture first for evidence? Make sure the flash is off so you are not spotted. (What would be the percentage of safety to take their picture? Nonetheless, it is a pretty thrilling risk)

Though if they have home security, this home might have cameras. Are you being filmed? Oh my.

Hey speaking of selfies and photos... where are you keeping your phone? I dont see it... wait... Don't tell me that it's up your...
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No. 919973 ID: e51896

>>919962
>Oh, you know, yes! Yes, I am a bed-screamer, okay? We are not doing it anyway, so just forget it!..

Well okay then, so that means we should try not to raise your arousal to its max then if it causes you to be loud and get people's attention *secretly hopes we raise it to its max later on at some point*
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No. 919978 ID: b463f3

Smash window and kick the shit out of these guys balls. Yell that nobody is getting robbed aas long as naked bitch has anything to say about it!


Lets increase that #nakedbitch hashtag but give it a positive connotation thus thwarting any attempts to publicly ostracize you!
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No. 919984 ID: da8dac

Use phone, call police on location, leave before they get here. Don't mention your situation, simply say you can see through the window.
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No. 920002 ID: 094652

Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.

Knock on the window and ask if they can steal you some clothes. If they chase you, you can accuse them of all kinds of naughty-violent things against your permission (which is probably the only valid reason they WOULD chase a crazy naked lady across the street).
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No. 920014 ID: e51896

>>920002

>Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.

Awww, don't delete it. Its cool.
also, I believe she was thinking that she is confident and has no shame in her body. So why not take a selfie of your body? :)

(also to quest author, may we have a discussion thread? thanks.)
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No. 920121 ID: 59ed7a
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920121

>Awwe, what a cute selfie.
Thanks!

>Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.
I'm not posting it anywhere, so why not? Is it my ears? I always was a bit on big-eared side, but after I grew up it became less noticeable, or so I thought...

>if the house alarm is going off
Oh no, I think home alarm is just armed, but not triggered yet, I hear no sound. These thieves must be professionals.

>maybe we should quickly take their picture first for evidence? Make sure the flash is off so you are not spotted.
A-a-and, got em! I have them on tape!

>Though if they have home security, this home might have cameras. Are you being filmed?
You think I might be recorded right now!? Jeez, I feel so naked just from thinking about possibility of being in front of the lenses... I mean, I am actually naked, but um... you get it, right?
I don't see cameras outside from the first glance though.

>where are you keeping your phone? I dont see it... wait... Don't tell me that it's up your...
Man, I am an open book, I would answer any question you ask. Any question but that.

>Use phone, call police on location, leave before they get here. Don't mention your situation, simply say you can see through the window.
Okay, okay, okay, let me...
...
It's done, cops will be here in a hurry!
Although burglars seem to finish collecting all goods inside already, so police will not arrive in time unless someone will delay bad guys escape.

>Knock on the window and ask if they can steal you some clothes.
It definitely can bring their attention!
:r1ava2: "Hey, assholes! Maybe you'll steal some clothes for me?"
Or you meant to ask them politely? I lost my cool when I saw them even stealing leftovers of cat food from a bowl. What a jerks!

>Smash window and kick the shit out of these guys balls. Yell that nobody is getting robbed aas long as naked bitch has anything to say about it!
>Lets increase that #nakedbitch hashtag but give it a positive connotation thus thwarting any attempts to publicly ostracize you!
Say no more, #NakedBitch will hold them long enough for cops to come!
With plan like this we have no chance to fail!
Kiai! *karate sound*
...
A-a-a, my arm!
And glass didn't even broke!
:r1ava2: "Ahem, um... nobody is getting robbed as long... wait guys, stay where you're! Don't come any closer!"
Ok, new plan -
Retreat!

..!
Why they're keep chasing me..!
They're screaming something, but I'm not in the mood for chat right now..!
>If they chase you, you can accuse them of all kinds of naughty-violent things against your permission (which is probably the only valid reason they WOULD chase a crazy naked lady across the street).
Now it occurs to me that they could start chasing me just to get rid of the witness, it's kind of reasonable too.
Oh my..!
...

Shit, it's a dead end! They knew the neighborhood and cornered me!
I could try to:
>Climb the fence hoping they will be too heavy to follow
>Squeeze through hole hoping they will be too big to follow
>Stand in the corner and pretend that I'm invisible


discussion thread
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/127558.html

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No. 920123 ID: 094652

>they could start chasing me just to get rid of the witness
>crazy naked lady
WHAT WITNESS?! You're a distraction mixed with plausible deniability! Or you were until they started chasing you, and now you can claim they ripped your clothes off and tried to rape you. Morons.

>WHAT DO
Grab the bottle and smash it against the wall! Then hide in a corner and prepare to stab them in the gut, or climb through the hole feet first.

Don't try to climb up, I think that's barbed wire.
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No. 920124 ID: 99f481

Hole is a Bad Idea, you'll likely get comically stuck except it won't be comical at all because it'll leave you at the mercy of your pursuers.

Use pipe to help climb over fence, then look for a place to hide in.
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No. 920142 ID: 7b300a

>>920121
... is that razor wire?
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No. 920147 ID: 59ed7a
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920147

>is that razor wire?
Nah, it's just rope fence... on top.
...
Weird, huh.
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No. 920148 ID: 2202fb

If u try the hole, go in feet first.
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No. 920157 ID: 2202fb

>>920121
This portrait kinda makes you look like white Michael Jackson.
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No. 920159 ID: e51896

I'd rather you not use the hole, possibly get stuck and raped.

Climb the fence. If they still have the bags with them, they'll have trouble climbing while holding them at the same time. Use the pipe next to the fence tp help you climb.

Take bottle for a weapon as well
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No. 920165 ID: e51896

I'm glad the glass didn't break when you hit the glass door with your arm. it would have cause major injuries on your arm, and it would have been very painful to step on those shattered glass.

Also, quick glance, what are those posters? is that a horse on one of those posters? hey maybe you can take a poster or two and use them as loincloths once you escape those jerks.
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No. 920268 ID: 59ed7a
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920268

>you can claim they ripped your clothes off and tried to rape you.
Can definitely do so, but only after I'll survive this chase!

>hole feet first
>If u try the hole, go in feet first.
I feel some uneasy experience behind this advice, so I'll go with it next time I see a hole...

>This portrait kinda makes you look like white Michael Jackson.
Is it a compliment? I'll take it as a compliment, okay?

>Take bottle for a weapon as well
Got it!

>Also, quick glance, what are those posters? is that a horse on one of those posters?
Nah, looks like a poorly drawn dragon on some advertisement.
It's glued down pretty hard, but I can rip off some of that to cover my bottom.

>Use pipe to help climb over fence, then look for a place to hide in.
>Climb the fence. Use the pipe next to the fence tp help you climb.
Alright, here we go...
Right leg on the pipe, and left hand here...
Uh...
Yay! I'm on top of the fence already!
It was easier than I expected!
What did I even have in mind when I thought about crawling through hole!
>get comically stuck
I could stuck there for sure and it...
Eh, get off, you stupid rope... uh, let me... wait, wait, wait, a-a-a!

...

Jeez, I lost my balance and fell down from the fence, but seem to never hit the ground.
Am I... floating like an actual naked angel I am?
Or could it be...
That my freaking leg tangled up in the rope and I hang upside down on the fence like a shot goose!?
No, no, no..!
Um...
I can't pull up and reach the rope...
And I hear my executioners coming...
Should I
>Smash bottle against the wall and prepare to stab them in the gut if they come close enough
>Try to dial the police really quickly and...
wait, where is... oh, I lost my phone, well of course! ...never mind
>Scream for help, which probably will make them even more angry
>Give up and cry
>Smash bottle against the wall and cut trapped leg off in "Saw style"
>Practice bat sounds until they come, and try to convince them that I'm a bat girl in my ultimate form
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No. 920280 ID: 2202fb

Cut off your leg so as to escape the bear trap.
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No. 920288 ID: e51896

we won't be cutting off any legs. otherwise you won't be able to run from these jerks. no crying and giving up either as we are not quitters. screaming for help will only bring more attention to yourself.

I would say do a combination of breaking the bottle to use as a weapon if they get too close to you, and practice bat sounds until they come as you pretend to be a bat girl.

Also, you lost your phone? dang. I'm sure someone will find it and bring it back to you or this could be a good setup for a sequel to Naked Escape in which you get blackmailed into running around naked again after you make it home safely
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No. 920296 ID: 567c4d

Hanging out I see... in more ways than one... hee hee

Can you swing from there? Swing side yo side, not forward and back as you may hit yourself on the wall

Or maybe try to do a rotation spin to untangle the rope off your foot.
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No. 920312 ID: 10c408

Okay. Drop the bottle, you'll need both hands free if you want to escape.

See if you can rotate yourself around so you are facing the wall. If you can, start swinging like a pendulum until you can get a firm grasp on the top edge of the wall with both hands.

Then pull yourself up, re-rotate if necessary and get into a sitting position before untangling yourself.
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No. 920314 ID: c1212a

Smash the bottle, use the sharp bits to cut your leg free. Not your leg off, but free.
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No. 920321 ID: 59ed7a
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920321

>See if you can rotate yourself around so you are facing the wall. If you can, start swinging like a pendulum until you can get a firm grasp on the top edge of the wall with both hands.
Um...
I'm trying...
I'm swinging! ...kind of...
I can only swing to sides without hitting the wall though...
And it's nowhere near angle I need to reach the top with my hands unfortunately...
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No. 920323 ID: 59ed7a
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920323

>Cut off your leg so as to escape the bear trap.
Alright, alright, I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it...
Oh, who am I kidding I can't do it! It's my leg, man, stupid thing will hurt like hell, I'm too scared!

>Smash the bottle, use the sharp bits to cut your leg free. Not your leg off, but free.
You mean cut the rope? I can't pull up and reach it! It may seems easy at first, but it's just impossible when you are hanging like this...

>Or maybe try to do a rotation spin to untangle the rope off your foot.
I did that and it indeed hurts. Not sure if it made knot on my ankle looser or tighter though.

>do a combination of breaking the bottle to use as a weapon if they get too close to you, and practice bat sounds until they come as you pretend to be a bat girl.
Tonight we'll dine in hell!
Blood for the god of bloods! *screech, screech* *bat sounds*
...

:r1dudes1: She went this way, I think, she must have climbed that...
:r1dudes1: Holy shit!
:r1ava1: No closer!
:r1dudes1: Dude look out! This crazy naked girl have a broken bottle ready for glassing and stabbing!
:r1dudes1: Um... ahem, we're, um... we saw you outside, and, um... you dropped your phone and ran away... here, please take it back... I'll just put it on the ground and will roll it to you...

They gave me my phone back? Huh?

:r1dudes1: And, um... you know, we're actually living in that house, so we weren't stealing things back there, we were just gathering our stuff since we're moving out tomorrow morning. Should have left a week ago, but decided to stay until Town Day. And, um... power bills are down already except for security line, so we were in the dark... Um... just so you know...
:r1dudes1: ...
:r1dudes1: Um... anyway... do you need any help with your leg?

Okay... Should I
>Buy it and let friendly dudes help me
>Pretend I took the bait and then suddenly stab the bastards in their tummies when they'll come closer
>Say that I need no help and just casually hanging out here
>Start dialing the police to call backup
>Your option
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No. 920328 ID: 10c408

Stare at them like your parents would if they caught your hand in the cookie jar.

"You get me loose and then the three of us can go our separate ways without saying a damn thing about tonight, deal?"
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No. 920331 ID: e51896

Well, this is one of the most awkward things. Can things get any more awkward...

...wait, they seem a bit flustered. Just where are their eyes looking at? are they staring at your exposed body?

"HEY! My eyes are up here"

... wait you're upside-down. OH NO! that means they'll be looking at your pussy now.

"I mean, HEY! My eyes are down here"

... wait, they probably knew what you meant in the first place and will now stare at your pussy. OH NO! Shit, things did get more awkward. ummm... err... probably as long as you don't think about anything lewd it won't get more awkward

yeah, do what this suggestion says: >>920328

and also, we should consider calling the cops back and tell them it was a false alarm, no burglary are happening. you did call the cops on these guys earlier after all.
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No. 920342 ID: 2202fb

>Say that I need no help and just casually hanging out here
>Start dialing the police to call backup

These two, but send the cop to the house to check it out (possible disturbance, or something), not to your location.
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No. 920627 ID: e51896

If their genuinely going to help, maybe we should drop the bottle to show we won't hurt them and won't get too scared to help us down.
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No. 920653 ID: 59ed7a
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920653

Why they're acting so weird?
And what they are staring at...
!
:r1ava1: "HEY! My eyes are up here!"
Wait, if I'm upside-down, then I just invited them to look at my...
:r1ava1: "I mean you should look down there!"
Oh no, but now they are forced to... can it any more awkward!?
I just guided them a tour of my privates!
And... is it a thieves tool in their pockets or they're really glad to see me now?..

Well, at least they are so confused out of shyness, that I probably can trust them not being a criminals and drop the bottle.
:r1ava1: "You get me loose and then the three of us can go our separate ways without saying a damn thing about tonight, deal?"
Guys seem even more confused, but one of those looks did its job.
With help on these two I should be free in no time. Just need to concentrate on the goal and avoid any inconvenient thoughts.
...
Uh...
...
Well, now try to pull it from the side and...
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No. 920655 ID: 59ed7a
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920655

Jeez, how did I manage to mess it up so...
Hey, what they're...
Hey!
Maybe they're trying too hard...
It's a difficult task and they seem to forget that I'm down here...
And it's becoming kind of tight...
>Arousal +5
Must... concentrate... on...
>Baseball
>Making ten deep breaths
>Motorboating
>Shoo-ing them away
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No. 920657 ID: e51896

right then, meditation it is. deep breaths, but breath through your nose instead of your mouth
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No. 920666 ID: 9876c4

Haven't you ever wondered if you can operate a zipper with your teeth, whilst upside down?

life has now given you 2 chances.
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No. 920679 ID: 2202fb

Think about shitting dick-nipples. That will make anyone asexual, at least temporarily.
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No. 920690 ID: c22978

Think about Baseball!
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No. 920762 ID: 59ed7a
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920762

>right then, meditation it is. deep breaths, but breath through your nose instead of your mouth
Okay, it's never a bad idea to get high on oxygen.
Well actually it's a bad thing to do before diving, since it compromise your ability too feel when you ran out of air, which allow you to faint and die without even realizing that you're already drowning.
Oh I feel so clever right now, it's like smartness just coming into my head!
Breath in... breath out...
breath in...
...and why with my nose specifically?
What is your opinion about me, that you think I better keep my jaws shut in this situation just in case!?

>Haven't you ever wondered if you can operate a zipper with your teeth, whilst upside down?
Oh I actually able to do it!
We played in spiderman-kiss with one girl once and it went a bit further that time... and it was...
Wait no!
Baseball stuff!
>Think about Baseball stuff!
Cute boys in tight pants running around... it's not really helping! Why they always tell to think about baseball if it never works?

>Think about shitting dick-nipples. That will make anyone asexual, at least temporarily.
Oh my gosh! Did you just discovered my secret fetish!?
No.
No, you didn't.
I feel like my soul just threw up a little.
>Arousal -10
...thanks, I guess.


...
They finally got me down!
Awkward "thank you and sorry for calling cops on you" is coming...
*police siren* *car noises* *squeal of tires*
Or!
...Uh
I can run away and left them talk with the cops! Probably it's the patrol they sent to check my call on thieves...
If it was their house anyway, then they'll be fine, but I must go! I'm no good at facing public nudity charges.

...
My face is so red...
Nothing is better at chilling you out, than a good night walk...
*bzzz*
It's vibrating! How intriguing.
Oh no, tale of #NakedRun seems to grow on twitter! Apparently those guys weren't criminals, and they're talking about saving some naked chick!

Top trending in N-ville:
#TownDay 100%
#WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL 31%
#NakedAngel 10%
#NakedRun 15% (+10%)
#NakedBitch 0%

...
I need to hurry up...
...
Is it... I am reached a moat? Or more like mini-river with a bridge I need to cross.
And it's guarded by dangerous-looking metalhead!
What do I do?
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No. 920767 ID: c22978

Just use the bridge, the metal head isn't really going to kill you in any sense or even hurt you.
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No. 920770 ID: e51896

Must... resist... urge... to... push... metalhead... off... bridge.

Seriously, this is the perfect setup for such an opportunity. Plus I don't think he should be sitting up on the bridge's rails in the first place. Rails are for hands, not asses. He's just asking for it.

other than that, I do not think it is a good idea to swim across, fish pee in there, and the splash could make noises to alert this guy... unless maybe if you go farther away from the bridge then swim, or perhaps find a way around the lake.

One final option is to just wait for him to leave. Just make sure you silence your phone first so that if someone calls, the ringtone won't alert him.
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No. 920879 ID: fe775c

Seems like he loves ACDC according to his jacket.

Perhaps we should see what happens if we play a video off your phone of an ACDC song and see if he'll dance to it. Or headbang most likely.
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No. 920962 ID: 007141

>>920762
punks are actually usually the chillest motherfuckers

like, chances are the dude'll offer you his sick coat, but still worth avoiding detection. Punk rock dorks are cool.
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No. 921497 ID: 59ed7a
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921497

>maybe if you go farther away from the bridge then swim, or perhaps find a way around the lake.
Bridge is the shortest way home, but if we can't pass it then yeah.

>One final option is to just wait for him to leave. Just make sure you silence your phone first so that if someone calls, the ringtone won't alert him.
Okay, sounds good enough, muting my phone.
I also want to read about this #WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL event while we're waiting anyway.
...
Heh.
...
...
Uh...
It's been forever since he's just sitting here. What is he doing here alone in the night anyway? If he wants to jump down the bridge, then he picked wrong bridge and lost his title of smartest suiciding person ever. But natural selection would work backwards in this case, right? Survival of the dumbest nonetheless.

>punks are actually usually the chillest motherfuckers
Well, maybe you right. It's time to
>Just use the bridge
Okay, okay...
It's simple enough, it's just this time you need to make it while completely naked.
You did it million times before. One leg forward, then one arm here and... uh... walking is hard on manual mode.
It's like when someone can switch your blinking in manual mode just by saying so.
Need to work on my walking cycle first to make it look natural.
...
Nailed it!

>Perhaps we should see what happens if we play a video off your phone of an ACDC song and see if he'll dance to it. Or headbang most likely.
He wouldn't hear it from the bushes, but we can try it when passing by. Maybe it's a secret password for passing the bridge guardian.

Oh, here we go...
Just be cool...
He's looking at me!
Smile and wave, smile and wave...
Almost there...
:r1metalhead: Hey, you! Wait, stop!

Damn, he finally came back from initial surprise stun duration.
But I almost passed the bridge already, what should I do?
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No. 921505 ID: 007141

>>921497
hear the dude out, he looks emotionally distraught
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No. 921524 ID: e51896

hear him out, if he does anything funny, push him in the lake for the #nakedbitch stat to raise and perfectly balance things out with the other stats, as it should be.
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No. 921539 ID: 094652

"... Do I look like I'm in a better position than you?"

Keep walking. If he demands your help, ask for his undershirt as payment.
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No. 922846 ID: 59ed7a
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922846

>hear the dude out
Well, I guess I can... hey!
:r1ava1: Let me go!
:r1metalhead: Wait, just wait!
:r1ava1: Don't touch me! Let me go!

Trying to
>push him in the lake
but we already lost our element of surprise

:r1metalhead: I'm not going to hurt you! It's just... you're naked in the park at night! Are you okay?
:r1ava1: I'm fine! I'm just going home! Now let me go!
:r1metalhead: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

What? Is it his motorcycle helm?

:r1metalhead: No one will recognize you this way. Just hop onto my bike and I'll get you home.

Well, I guess I finally got caught.
*motorbike noises* *cold of the bike's back seat*

:r1ava1: Can you at least find quiet streets to... wait, where are you... no, it's bloody Town Day parade!

They ALL are looking at me!
SHIT, shit, shit!

...
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No. 922847 ID: 59ed7a
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922847

...
At least I finally got home...
And my phone keep buzzing non-stop...
I'm afraid to look at twitter feed...

Top trending in N-ville:
#TownDay 100%
#WillyCostiganChoppedHisFingerLOL 29%
#NakedAngel 10%
#NakedRun 300%
#NakedBitch 0%

Oh shit, and there are photos of my naked ass all over the place!
It's so ...!
It is SO embarrassing!

LIE down
TRY not to cum
CUM a lot
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No. 922848 ID: 59ed7a
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922848

THE END
-rockers bad end root
Times spotted = 4
People saved = 1
People screwed = 0
Orgasms = 1
#NakedAngel = 10%
#NakedRun = 300%
#NakedBitch = 0%

Bye!
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No. 922866 ID: e51896

that was fun. Thanks.
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No. 923029 ID: 2202fb

>>922848
that was a bad end?
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No. 923500 ID: 0cbe79

>>923029
>that was a bad end?
Well, we got caught and everyone saw us, so yeah.
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No. 923843 ID: a30645

>>923500
Now that this quest is finished, will you make more?
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No. 923846 ID: e51896

>>923843
I'd love to see more too, like a sequel, or maybe a reboot to see if we can get a different ending. But I understand if you don't want to continue.

In any case, I wouldn't mind seeing another quest made by you, even if it isn't Naked Escape.
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No. 923977 ID: 59ed7a

>>923843
>>923846
Honestly a bit surprised - didn't feel like this game was a hit.
I may think about another try actually.
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