Rhyn's dad was together with a dragon, compared to that a minotaur isn't that big.

>>584317
A small dog may fit himself well into a cave of the giants, yet a massive ox may have some trouble entering a rabbit-burrow.

'Tis hardly a comparable situation.

>>584322
...You know there's really only one real response to this.

HEY, SIKA! YOU'RE NOW IMAGINING RYNH'S DAD BONING A FULL SIZED DRAGON!

>>584324
You know she might now mind that.
Sika, how sexy is Rynh's dad on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>583737
Go steal shit. Or mock the goblins in jail.

>>584511
He does have that whole smoking hot grizzled but amiable veteran thing going on, doesn't he?

Sika 2014/08/04(Mon)19:30 No. 588144 ID: 265534
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>various methods of mounting a minotaur
>Rynh's dad humping a dragon
>is Rynh's dad hot?
Ugh... This is a lot to think about before breakfast, but on the other hand, I don't have much of an appetite anymore.

"Are they alright?" Thodren asks, stuffing what looks like most of a whole chicken into his mouth.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Lots of energy... That's for sure."
"That's good," he mumbles through a full mouth.

>He does have that whole smoking hot grizzled but amiable veteran thing going on, doesn't he?
Oh my god... I do not want to think about whether the guy that would tell us to stop jumping on the couch when we were kids is humpable. Too weird for me. Then if Rynh is my sister because she's with my brother, I'd be her mom for being with her dad, then her dad would be her brother and Jehral would be his own uncle because he'd be his dad's brother...

You know what. I'm not thinking about this anymore.

>>588144
What about Rynh's brother, the dragon? Then you'd just be double-sisters.

Eat your eggs. Then go out and see the sights around town.

Hrrm, you normally work out and whatnot right? What kind of excercises do you do?

>>588144
Ask Thodren if he wants to go out and kill some shit like in a dungeon or something because you got to get stuff out of your head.

You can punch Rynh later for causing all this mental trauma and for putting the possible thought that her dad is hot into your head. She may use your brother as a punching bag but someone should put her in her place and show who's the real alpha of this little group. Your clear dominance has been challenged by her earlier berserk mode and you need to reestablish yours.
But its pretty clear by the fact that your now into her dad because you humored it for a second even longer than Thodren, and the idea of his ass in tight leather armor like he was wearing nothing at all will never leave your head for the next few weeks. Fight and deny it all you want, but it will continue to fester for quite a while until one day, you're completely comfortable with the idea. You're going to see it in every skeleton you bash apart, ever ankle you bite, every evil catgirl you undress. Forever.
It's just so wrong, it's right. That's how it always ends.
Unless you start undressing a lot of catgirls. Then you might develop a catgirl fetish. Those ears, dat tail, that tongue. The meow. That tongue again.

Okay no fuck this shit DUNGEON CRAWL

damn girl you need to get laid, your brother manages to get some and then your mind just goes all over the place.

Oh and do you guys have any plans on what to do next ooorrrr are you guys just waiting for something to happen? Other then your bother getting some I mean?

>>588144
Fuckit. Find something else to do.

Hang out with Theodren for a while. Find something productive to do, like a small job or a dungeon crawl.

You know, no pressure. Nothing special. Just... hanging out.

Also that's not how family relations work: you need to add "in-law" to a bunch of them.

>>588144
Something different to think about:
Magic.
Did any of those books Rynh got on magic make any sense at all to you? Not saying you should sign up for no-pants wizard college, but the burden of being 'the smart one' seems to be on your shoulders.

Fuck this, you need to get away from your crew until the badness has adequately seeped out of your brain.

Go steal something. Something cool but not ultimately valuable, so you can avoid potential problems with the authorities. You know, just for fun, to get your mind off... nothing.

Why are you being so uptight about this. It's not like you haven't been watching the two of them flirt since you were all kids. This is just the logical progression.

Just go do something useful.

Sika 2014/08/09(Sat)10:17 No. 588833 ID: 265534
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Instead of worrying about what Rynh is doing to my brother, I will think about something else.

I don't think we have time for finding and exploring any dungeons. They can't possibly keep going for that long. You need to dedicate to that kind of thing. Probably a whole week, at least.

>Learn magic
Rynh is the closest thing to a magic user we have and she just spews fire everywhere. I wonder if I could learn magic. You don't hear about a lot of kobold mages, but I could probably pull off one of those skimpy sorceress numbers, right?

It's probably not something you can just start doing on your own, though. This might require further investigation.

Well there IS a magic academy in town.

They could probably check for any innate talent you have for it. I got no idea how magic works in this universe.

>You don't hear about a lot of kobold mages
Poison, darkness, fire, transmutations? The darker sides or charms, hexes, curses, trapmancy? There's all kinds of stuff that's thematically appropriate with the sneaking and trapping and stabbing shit.

>It's probably not something you can just start doing on your own, though
Yeah, you need to be touched by a god, or find a book, or a make item, or awaken your potential, or some bullshit like that.

...hey. Try bugging Rynh's freaky dragon elf bro. He's a dragon who makes himself look like an elf. He must know something about magic shit. And he'll be hiding somewhere nearby to see if crazy people try to kill her again. Go find him and sneak up on him.

well if you want to just see what your options are for possible spell slinging in the future why not check out the magic academy that you kinda saved a few days ago? I mean you're not doing anything else right now, your group has no plans on what to do after Rynh and your brother finally get out of bed. Don't see why you shouldn't go to the magic academy. If nothing else it will give you something to do.

>>588833
Probably dont hear alot about Kobold mages because they're secretive and cunning.

As for Rynh... she barely had the patience to have a new weapon made for her before she started looking for trouble. If she does pick up any magic, it will likely be about as subtle as the Goblin Incident.

Besides, Rynh is Rynh. If she learns magic, fine. This is you. Learning magic that will help your friends is a big plus, but learning magic that will help Sika isn't exclusive to that.

Hey, you know whats a REALLY awesome school to pair with your skills?
The Illusion school.
Fuck conjury, destruction, or healing (though to be honest healing is pretty bitchin too.)

If you learn magic than you can probably eventually get invisibility. Invisibility is cheating at stealth, and cheating is great.

Are there any ambitions you've had in life that you haven't gotten around to working toward?

>>588833
If by "investigation" you mean "steal a wizard book and try stuff" then I agree.

Learning magic would probably just take a lot of time, money, and dedication. That's probably the main reasons for why not everyone learns it. I mean sure it would be handy to be a blacksmith, but most people don't bother becoming one, do they?

If you really want to be a cute little sorceress, magician or witch then go for it. It's not like you'd be stepping on Rynh's toes. She'll just learn better ways to blow things up. There's a place for divination, illusions and the more clever magics. You could even create magic stuff and get rich.

>>589064
Good idea. Healing and summoning would be nice too.

Sure. But first, figure out why your right forearm is so shrunken. You may be under a curse already.

>>588833
NEVER dress like a mage. Mages are extremely important targets in a fight - if you're sporting a huge neon sign that says 'I'M A WIZARD' they'll go for you first. Dress like a rogue.

>>589255

Really. A thief's armor works just as well for reagent pockets.

Sika 2014/08/16(Sat)22:23 No. 589781 ID: 265534
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>>589255
I will probably keep that in mind, unless I see some mage outfit that looks good on me. Then all bets are off. What's the point if I don't get to wear the silly clothes?

>>589041
That is so racist. I don't even know where to start with you.

>>588836
I have no idea how to do that. It might help though. I should go to the school, be the coolest kid. Shove nerds in lockers... with magic. It'll be great.

I dunno. Those guys at the college really didn't seem to know what they were doing. And they still might be miffed about the damage from the fight the last time you guys where there.

I still wanna bother elf-dragon bro.

>>589781
>What's the point if I don't get to wear the silly clothes?
Gaining the power to shoot lightning from your fingers is well worth the trade-off of not painting a bright neon target on yourself.

>That is so racist. I don't even know where to start with you.
Well, do you know where you can acquire one legitimately?

Even if the college seemed kinda useless, they'd have primers there. And wizard duds.

Might as well ask Rynh's brother first if you can get a hold of him though. He might have some useful advice.

Rynh made some "friends" with those wizards in the college when she showed them that rock the cultists are after. Maybe you can sweet talk your way into getting lessons from one of them.

If you wait until those two are done boning you could bug Rynh for a introduction. Or you could just go over now and see if you can take advantage of the recent attack to look around.

Go trespass on Academy property.

>>589781
It's not a race thing; it's an adventurer thing. Y'all thieves.

>>589781
Awesome. Now we are on our way to getting a legit mage in the party, not just a berserker that can breath fire.

Sika 2014/08/24(Sun)15:20 No. 591029 ID: 265534
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After giving Rynh some time to recover from her injuries and making sure there's isn't any naked flailing going on, I inform her of my well thought out and not at all spur of the moment plan to become a wizard or sorcerer or something like that.

After a bit of badgering about the whole deal, we hobble over the academy again and after assuring them we aren't going to wreck up the place again, we can get down to business.
The next semester starts in about a month. I can totally learn some basic stuff before that and then be well on my way to twisting reality to my whim by winter.

"I don't know. This sounds really expensive." Rynh says.

"If she passes aptitude testing, it's twenty-two thousand seta per year." Galaf tells her.
"Okay, yeah. That's pretty expensive." Rynh replies.

"No way, it's an investment. You need a badass wizard-type on your side. I could be a badass wizard." I tell her, "I'll pay you back in no time, once I'm all awesome. Besides, you got my brother. You owe me."

"If I say yes, will you stop pawing at my sore arm and not talk about that in front of other people anymore?" she sighs.

"Deal! Don't worry about a thing. This is clearly the best idea. You just need to survive without me for a while."

"It'll be a challenge, but I guess I'll try."

>>591029
Sounds good. Time for aptitude testing!

Sika 2014/08/24(Sun)15:27 No. 591031 ID: 265534
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Now that that's settled, Rynh and the others are going to keep going and I'm going to have to buckle down and study, so I can be good enough to get out there again. It kind of sucks, but taking the time to pick up some useful skills is better than tagging along and being a burden.
I finally got my hands on Rynh's magic book. Not a lot of effect just yet, but I'm sure chapter two will yield better results. Just got to keep going until classes start and I start really learning stuff.
The first time I went to that academy was pretty interesting, but I doubt there will be as many explosions next time.

>I doubt there will be as many explosions next time.

Well it really depends on what type of magic the students learn, how powerful they are, and how much control they got. So don't lose hope yet kid.

>twenty-two thousand seta per year
>you got my brother. You owe me.
...wait, does this mean you're now effectively whoring your brother out for 22k a pop.

You're not a wizard, you're a pimp!

>>591050

they both get cool hats, though

>>591072
Wizard pimp!

>>591050
The two aren't mutually exclusive

Wizard Pimp DOES seem the best carreer path.

>>591031

If there aren't a lot of explosions, you're not wizarding right.