I am Glen, Bat Princess who is locked away in the Evil Lich's Tower. Now, I sit here waiting for a brave knight to sa- BAAAH FUCK IT! Help me get out of here you ghostly voices, we'll rule like a badass! Now what should we do?
>>659803 This guy looks like a bitch. You can take him. No guns, no armour, no nothin', just fists. Mano e Mano, you and him.
Wait for them to pass, then move right behind them. If they notice you, take the leader hostage.
Do Not Mess with the thing with with glowing eyes. Lets wait until they pass by and then move on. IF you come across something in the vents, move out into the normal corridors.
Shout: "It's YOU'RE, not YOUR!"
>>659803 I guess that's the evil lich? Or a lieutenant at least. Bossing around some kind of undead critter. I think you want to find another vent exit. Unless there are no turnoffs, then you're stuck here waiting for them to move.
Wait for them to pass around a corner, then emerge and flee through main passages while minions are busy searching the vents.
>wait for them to leave the room The two leave the room. I remove the vent cover as silently as possible and crawl out.
Oh hey, a computer. Try to use it.
Sabotage the computer after you upload the files to a flash drive.
>>661017 Yes, examine computer.
Look or echolocate through the door to make sure it's safe.
>Use Ecolocation That would get me unwanted attention. >use Computer Holy Hell this is way better than my computer back in my room.
Though my options are limited here.
>>661265 Open Internet Explorer, visit tgchan.org Open the Plans document.
Oh hey internet! Can you think of anyone you can email to help you here? If you don't have something already you can easily sign up for free email or something you can access through webmail. Huh I wonder what steam games they have.
>>661265 Start a quest
He's got Steam on his computer... I changed my mind, try to extract the computer and all the video game goodies inside. See if you can harvest the memory drive for efficient storage.
>>661265 Delete C:\Windows\System32 after reading PLANS.TXT. Alternatively, install BonziBuddy.
You know that is an idea. Muck up their computer system completely. Once you are done go to every skeevy porn site, game warez and hack site you can and just install everything. Eventually their network will be so bogged down by shit that their tech support will be more concerned with that then chasing around one escaped prisoner.
Start up tf2 if they have it in their library, then give away everything in their inventory. :>
Update facebook status to "waiting for brave knight to rescue me from Evil Lich's Tower." E-mail plans.txt to your parents, with the subject line "found this on Evil Lich's compy"
>Basically sexually abuse this computer. Read PLANS.TXT first. Well Plans.txt is interesting...
>>661358 The biggest problem with this plan is that you only have one soul that could be stolen.
>Now Sabotage this computer
Well I fucked this computer up.
>>661364 You monster. Okay let's go out and sneak around further.
>Alright sneak around further Alright then lets "Thah wus'n very nice hun."
>>661367 What's that it's holding? Some kind of weapon? Or a coffee cup? You could try escaping back through the vents if this wasn't a dead end. Otherwise you'd have to run out the door.
>>661367 I don't see why evil soul stealing kidnappers should have any expectation of being treated nice.
if they try anything funny give em a sonic screech.
This is way nicer than taking someones soul, jerk.
Dodge and screech.
>DO CRAZY EPIC DODGE MENUV- "It was pretty funnehy though, hun."
>>661510 Uh... yeah. Ask who he is, why he isn't sounding the alarm or something.
The long hair might mean a woman, ask gender before addressing as he or she. Clearly that is the most important part of the conversation between you and a potential enemy.
>>661510 Um, thanks. So who are you, then?
LOOK OUT, HE HAS A MUG OF ACID (I think) USE YOUR VOICE TO SHATTER THE wait what is it made of
>>661510 can you flap up to the roof and perch? It'd be a little safer, at least.
>>661590 I doubt her voice is good for much other than echolocation. Maybe cause a minor headache if we shout really loud.
>>661581 Pretty sure I see boobs there.
>>661674 Wait skeleton boobs? That might just be its ribcage or a bra or something, who knows?
>Use a Screech attack I don't want to get on this lich's bad side. I like my soul. "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah your funny Blah Blah Blah Blah Lich for 300 years Blah Blah Blah..." >(Gods she keeps talking on and on like my dad) "So Since yah leave'n can I come with?"
>>661731 So long as you promise you won't steal my soul, or anyone else I say you can't.
>>661731 Only if she plays nice.
Sure, lets get out here. Administrator is coming
>yeah you can come with just don't steal my or anyone else's soul "Alright, I'll only take from thieves and Kiegolds." Alright lets go!
>>662022 Alright which way should we- >"......" "What's with the ellipsis?" >"Behind you."
>>662025 Oh SHIT IT'S CJOPAZE
Bluff. She can say she's taking you back to your cell.
>>662051 [bad acting]Oh my goodness my terrifying and evil captor, what is that thing behind you. Send it away, I'll be good, I promise.[/bad acting]