Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:22 No. 649670 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa by nature goes up to Wakebat and gives him a proper non perverted petting while Jode prepares to deliver a spookening.
Eran: Oh hey... you two....
Niksa: Hey look it's that freak everyone makes fun of! Hey!
Eran: That's not ummm... True...
Jode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Niksa: Have you fucked this dog yet? I feel like you have.
Eran: Jode I'm sorry for what I did to you but please...can you not make annoying ghost noises...
Niksa: Do you wanna hear a ghost noise? I can make some good ghost noises! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Jode: That's a pretty good ghost noise.
Eran: Anyways ummm...this is my latest chimera...
Niksa: Isn't this thing that weird Oh-Cee you made and showed everyone? Cool! Where are its boobs like in your drawings!
Eran: First of all those weren't my drawings...they were commissioned and...
Niksa: Hey Ecto-lad can you give me some beef jerky? Batsnakewolf wants some!
Eran: Her name first of all is Wakebat...

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:24 No. 649671 ID: 7ef901
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Jode hands Niksa some of the beef jerky he found outside in the hall. Niksa then feeds the Snakewolfbat some delicious jerky to both his snake and wolf counterparts.
Eran: Where did you guys ummm...find that?
Niksa: Out in the hall!
Eran: But that wasn't...there before...?

Wakebat: roll onto your back in preparation to receive belly rubs.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:49 No. 649673 ID: 7ef901
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Wakebat rolls onto his back in preparation to receive belly rubs, while on his back everyone gets a clear view as to what sort of special attributes Eran gave him.
Niksa still provides belly rubs, which give her a high boost in happiness and...strangely gives Wakebat a boost in combat...

Jode: Remind Niksa of why she came here.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:53 No. 649685 ID: 7ef901
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Jode: Niksa wasn't there like a thing you had to do here. Take out the nutrition exporty thingies?
Niksa: OH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jode's reminder gives Niksa a slight boost in her memory stat.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:54 No. 649687 ID: 7ef901
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She notices a nearby puddle of blood on the ground and uses her liquid/office themed powers on it.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:56 No. 649688 ID: 7ef901
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This memory boost also gives her memory of the time she gave Emily a bloody blade as a replacement for her arm, so she decides to replicate it but this time for herself.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:58 No. 649691 ID: 7ef901
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She proceeds to slice all the nutrition exporters in half.
All of them.
Though a distant alarm starts to ring from all the destruction...

Eran: Quickly recommend everyone flee the room before whatever that alarm is summoning comes; all while secretly hoping no one else notices that your pornography is still sitting right out in the open for everyone to see.

Eran: Okay that was a cool anime power thing (and only a little terrifying) but why did you ruin all those bodies?

...also we should probably run away before something angry responds to that alarm.

Get out of their before the fuzz gets yeah. To the Comic Cave!

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:05 No. 649718 ID: 7ef901
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Eran scoots everyone away from his fucked up porn room and says that it's priority for them to skiddadle before whatever claims to be the fuzz around here arrives. Niksa suggests that it'd be a good idea to go to the comic cave aka the medical center since that's where her and her friends have been hiding out for a while.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:07 No. 649719 ID: 7ef901
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We switch our view to the the comic cave, but in the past, but not too far in the past, maybe like half an hour ago in the past, give or take.
We become Past!Laurence who's still very hard at work with the medical cloning machine, still attempting to make an arm for Emily. A while ago both Niksa and Erivich left the room and they haven't come back since, but at least you have your best friend Lil' Jim with you.
You have no idea how this damn machine works since afterall you work in the fashion division not in the fucking shit nerds division.

Well you know nothing about the operation of the machine so might as well go all out random. Hold up Lil' Jim to the machine and let him push the buttons with his feet; that should assure a truly randomized selection of button presses.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:46 No. 649725 ID: 7ef901
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You lift up Lil' Jim to the machine and he uses his drunken wisdom to press a bunch of random buttons.
Due to Past!Laurence's mediocre happiness level, her luck is also mediocre so she makes a hand (just a hand). The machine dispenses it onto the ground.

Play fetch with Lil' Jim using the hand in an attempt to raise your happiness level.

Proceed to make all the hand puns as you press more buttons.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)21:24 No. 649747 ID: 7ef901
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You play fetch with lil' Jim to boost up your happiness. Luckily you have a good throwing arm from all those times you've thrown rocks at people. That used to be a hobby of yours until you got a real job.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)21:56 No. 649755 ID: 7ef901
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You try again but this time with a new tactic of hand puns.

Laurence: Less see what sort of fuckin' han' puns can ah make...

Laurence: Maybe some bullshit like, I'll han' it t'ya o' some shit.

Laurence: Puns is the lowess form of comedy anyways...

Laurence: ah guess I'll han' it to the medical team fo' makin' this here han'y machine.

Laurence: Yeah ah's just gonna kill mahse'f fo' makin' these shitty puns af'er this.

Luckily with her boosted happiness stat, her luck increases and helps her recreate an entire arm. You're not sure if it's the proper right or left arm but who cares. Definitely not you.

Keep smashing those buttons, try to make a pineapple.

Well now that we have the arm I guess we should locate Emily, Niksa, or Erivich so we can let them know.

Runner 2015/06/21(Sun)14:58 No. 649859 ID: 7ef901
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You angrily punch the stupid looking buttons in hopes of randomly creating a pineapple.
You manage to create a normal apple.
This sort of pisses you off but at least it gives you something to eat.

Runner 2015/06/21(Sun)14:59 No. 649861 ID: 7ef901
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You put your newly made arm in your inventory and prepare to eat the apple but as you turn around it seems like you're stuck in yet another situation involving a crazed knife wielding man. This wouldn't be the first time you were put into a situation like this, it's pretty common.
He's babbling about hearing some sort of explosion but you can barely understand him. Well you can, but you're choosing to ignore most of what he's saying.

Offer the man an apple to go away. Then contemplate where Lil' Jim went.

Lil' Jim: proceed to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)15:06 No. 650492 ID: 7ef901
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You offer him an apple and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
He stabs you in the arm and fucking hell that hurts.
Laurence: What the fuck is yer problem asshole!
Bat shit crazy insane person (Who's more batshit insane than the other people working here): Food doesn't matter when the world is crumbling all around you, death is the only sweet release we can afford and eating is just another way to delay the great inevitable. Instead of focusing on extending our hell stay here, we have to focus our dreams and hopes into pleasing the highest life form, for she rules over us al-
Laurence: Shut th' fuck up! You fuckin' stabbed me yo' asshole! Now there's fuckin' glitter blood everywhere! Fuckin' amazin'!

being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. sock em in the jaw, with the apple.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:36 No. 650546 ID: 7ef901
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Being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. You try to sock em in the jaw, with the apple but suddenly Lil' Jim proceeds to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder before you can even get near the guy's face.
As usual, Lil' Jim proves to be your best friend.
God bless his soul.

If this is such hell for you than just kill yourself you psycho.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:37 No. 650548 ID: 7ef901
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Soon after killing the batshit insane person, Erivich the bitch bursts into the room crying as the sad piece of shit usually does.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:38 No. 650549 ID: 7ef901
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And then he hugs you...now you feel really uncomfortable. You mentally beg for a time skip. Laurence might not be able to time skip, we certainly can.

So do we have anything to clean that wound? We should probably try to get that patched up.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:39 No. 650551 ID: 7ef901
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We become future!Everyone, which is pretty much Present!Everyone relative to us instead of relative to Past!Laurence.
Geez, time is a complicated subject, let's just take a gander at how the comic cave is going.
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Niksa: Hey eeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeryone! Meet my new friends! Their name is wolfsnakedoglizard sidekick and ghost lad guy!
Eran: Ummm...Where do I fit in this whole super hero scenario.
Niksa: Ah! I forgot about you hentai freak!
Erivich: NIKSA WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A GHOST COSTUME?! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO RIDICULE MY BELIEFS AFTER I JUST FELT A HARSH LOST?! IS IT BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE JUST ALIGNED PERFECTLY RIGHT VIA A SERIES OF RANDOM ACTIONS TO CAUSE THIS INSULTING ENCOUNTER?!
Niksa: Erivich lad chill.
Eran: The ghost costume is for everyone's good. He's a poor shell of a man he used to be.
Jode: That's what my dad said once...
Lil' Jim: Is we all jest gonna fuckin' igno'e th' alarm o' someone gonna git on thet shit.
Jode: Oh yeah...that's a thing...
It seems that the alarm is warning that a murderbot is coming to assist the medical unit with nutritional issues.
Niksa: Does that mean we're getting granola bars?
Eran: I'm pretty hungry myself...

Wait did Lil' Jim just talk? Eran we gotta get Wakebat in on that shit. How great would it be being able to talk to your fursona?

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:54 No. 650554 ID: 7ef901
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Jode notices Laurence's newest battle wound that she forgot about.
Being stabbed as many times as she's been makes her used to it.
Jode rips off a piece of his spooky ghost costume and gives it to Laurence as a bandage, she happily accepts the offer from her new ghostly companion. If there were a friendship stat, it would've surely been raised right now.

Niksa: Realize that the most useful thing Eran has done so far is make a freakish fetish creation. Further realize that this was actually very useful, surprisingly so, and resolve to encourage him in his perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality.

Erevich: Refuse to listen to the wisdom of your friends, rip off Jode's ghost costume.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)13:58 No. 651191 ID: 7ef901
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Eran: Wow, I just remembered! If the poodlerana can talk...ummm... I could probably teach Wakebat how to talk too!
Niksa: Ya know Genitals engineer, I think you really deserve an upgrade in super hero rank.
Eran: I don't really understand the whole ranking system if we're changing names every second but okay...
Niksa: You're now beastmaster! Without your amazing skills of abomination making due to your perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality, we wouldn't have Lil' Jim and lizardcaninesnakeroguewingsonicbatnakedog here.
Erivich: It doesn't even fucking MATTER Niksa! No one cares about your stupid non-existant diety damn ranking system because it doesn't even have a fucking hierarchy to it! That's the purpose of ranks you fucking idiot! Plus ranks don't even matter anymore because we're all gonna fucking die!
Niksa: Don't make me revoke your upgrade!
Laurence: Loser don't pretend like you didn't get off to the fact that Niksa gave you her runner after your little crush di-
Erivich: STOP BRINGING HER UP SHE LITTERALLY DIED A FUCKING HOUR AGO AND NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BRING THIS SORT OF SHIT UP! OKAY?! NONE OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY HELPING ME COPE RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT! ESPECIALLY THE GHOST GUY, WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING THAT?! TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF ALREADY!
Jode: Bro chill.
Eran: I think I'm getting him to say his first words! Come on little fursona!

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:00 No. 651194 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich: You know what ghost guy if you're gonna go fucking waste our shitty resources then why not fucking take off the ghost shit!
Eran: Wow wow wow don't do that! Erivich he's an abomination of nature under those sheets! He's supposed to be dead! He's just another Frankenstein now!
Erivich: First of all Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster. Second of all fuck off hentai loving sick fuck.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:01 No. 651195 ID: 7ef901
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Eran witnesses Jode's unholy looks. Oh god that's fucking terrifying.
Eran's happiness lowers to a whopping 0 equating even lower than Erivich's 1, going from anger, to just plain sadness.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:04 No. 651198 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich: WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SAD OVER THIS!? YOU ONLY GAVE HIM A TAIL AND EARS!
Eran: *Gross fucking sobbing*
Erivich: STOP CRYING GODDAMMIT ALL THIS NOISE IS JUST GONNA ATTRACT THE MURDER BOTS EVEN MORE!
Eran: *Even louder gross sobbing that isn't helping the situation*
Erivich: YOUR GROSS LOUD SOBBING ISN'T HELPING THE SITUATION!
Erivich's runner starts speaking but isn't audible over all his yelling.
Jode: Dudes...
Eran: *Sobbing that's louder than his runner*
Eran's runner starts speaking but as well isn't audible over all his sobbing.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:09 No. 651201 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich's ranting and Eran's crying goes on for quite a while as both their runners continuously announce something.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:09 No. 651203 ID: 7ef901
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Wakebat: Hey fucklord, look behind you.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:12 No. 651205 ID: 7ef901
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CHECKPOINT FOUR REACHED.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:13 No. 651207 ID: 7ef901
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You look around and examine your surroundings for a bit, seems like there's a machine with about 3 screens, one of them being blacked out while the other two show faces that seem somewhat familiar, or maybe it's just your schizophrenia? You have a tough time knowing the difference between real people or people you've just made up in your head. You also start gaining a bit more sense to realize that you're covered in blood. How you couldn't notice this before is a mystery to everyone. There's three buttons, each with pretty pictures and colors. You don't know which you want to slam the most. Aswell there's a poster with squiggly lines written all over it. Of course you can't read though since reading is for people who aren't doing important stuff like you. Whatever that important thing you're doing is now.

Oh god this looks horrible. First try to find a way to increase the resolution on all the colored things.

This doesn't look quite as it should, reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results.

WHAT THAT'S NOT RIGHT. YOU ALREADY DID THIS NIKSA. GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY SIMULATION AND RESCUE YOUR FRIENDS. EVEN IF THEY DON'T NEED RESCUING. BUT THEY PROBABLY DO.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)11:08 No. 651676 ID: 7ef901
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You try to re-render the scene. Sadly your memory stat is horrendously low so you probably have a better chance re-rendering something completely new and imaginary than trying to recall such a shittily made memory.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)11:45 No. 651687 ID: 7ef901
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This doesn't look quite as it should, you decide that Niksa should reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results. Sadly the only one with this ability is Wakebat who hasn't been shoved into an emergency energy pod fueling the Auto-Tester.
But un-sadly we become Wakebat who can do all these things. Wow! Switching characters is an amazing option! No wonder it's always the first thing you should suggest.

Wakebat has luckily not been shoved into these machines unlike his human comrades since he's not a very suitable source of nutrition, same goes for Lil' Jim. Wakebat has decided to first go into the control room belonging to Niksa, labelled N-1.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:05 No. 651691 ID: 7ef901
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You might have a hard time telling apart fiction from fact but you know when you're in a simulation.. (Plus you can never forget your cool third arm you've grown emotionally (and Physically) attached to.
You pray for a bit that the murder bots didn't chop it off of you.)
The voices in your simulated head don't hesitate telling you that it's your job to escape and rescue your friends, even if they don't need saving (but probably do).

While Wakebat takes care of Niksa, let's check on another character; let's try to make someone else aware they're in a simulation so Lil' Jim can try to wake them.

Niksa: poke giant floating colored rectangles. This can only help.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:35 No. 651701 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa pokes one of the giant floating rectangles. It seems to be a block made out of liquid.
This sort of reminds you of minecraft. A lot of the things that's been happening to you seems to remind you of video games for some strange reason, first Portal, then Ruby quest and now Minecraft. What's next? Silent hill?

Begin making tools out of the colored blobs: an axe, pickaxe, etc. Also make a pig wearing a saddle to ride.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:53 No. 651705 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Erivich who's starting to accept his wet fate. He recently sent out Niksa to the control center in order to help him escape from this flooding test chamber. But he feels like soon she'll be dead due to how much of a schizophrenic fuck she is.

>>651701
Ruby Quest is a video game now?

Erivich: have an odd sense of deja vu.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:17 No. 651713 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa begins making objects out of the colored blobs including an axe, pickaxe, shovel, a hoe, and a pig with a saddle. Having all this adventurous gear reminds her of her younger days consisting of playing a multitude of video games, her favorite of course being Ruby Quest for the Atari 2600.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:35 No. 651714 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich begins having a strange sense of Deja Vu, he's been in this exact same situation before.
Using his extremely above average memory he flashbacks to when he was a baby, almost drowning in the bath tub because his parents forgot him there while they were in church.
This memory lowers Erivich's happiness by 5.

Flying octopus with laser eyes, do you exist yet?

Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)15:51 No. 651745 ID: 7ef901
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We take a moment to ask ourselves if the flying octopus with laser eyes exists yet.
By taking a gander at what Eran's doing we can see that yes, The flying octopus with laser eyes is a thing which exists in the realm of virtual reality.
Isn't technology amazing?

Well at least Eran has not turned himself into his fursona in here yet.

Switch to Jobe, or anyone else really. Leaving Eran alone is the best and only option.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)17:23 No. 651765 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Jode, Leaving Eran alone was the best and only option.
Jode seems to not have enough nutrition in order to have a simulation so he's just in a digital void. His lack of nutrition is most likely caused by the blood loss of his previous stabbing.
We check our new stat system which seems to be the Nutrition system.
N-1 = Niksa
N-2 = Erivich
N-3 = Laurence
N-4 = Eran
N-5 = Jode

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)18:30 No. 651782 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa does the obligatory simulationary tasks, just like how she always said
"Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!"
Thanks to her minecraft inspired gear, she manages to do all this with no problem.

Lil' jim go bug Laurence. Wakebat try to wake up Niksa, destroy the dream.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)13:11 No. 651973 ID: 7ef901
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Lil' Jim checks up on Laurence who for some odd reason doesn't have a simulation and seems to not have any of her blood being actively pumped out.
You don't know whether this is a good or bad thing.

It is a good thing. This could only mean that this is some sort of supernatural being that we're dealing with here.
Lil' Jim, check to see if there's any supernatural happenings in the nearby area.

>>651973
Do The Macarena... Show off those sick moves!!!

SUGGESTION: Everybody Do The Flop!!!

Lil' Jim should search Laurence's pockets for stuff.

>>652099
>>652102

Congratulations on not realising that your ID hash is visible for all to see, you moron!

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:06 No. 652140 ID: 0ce360
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Before going back to examining the area in look for supernatural spooks, you examine Laurence's pockets.
You find a pack of cigarettes, an arm (Gross), and a apple.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:18 No. 652142 ID: 0ce360
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We put on our spookenings detective metaphorical hat and dedicate this time towards discovering any paranormal activity. Lil' Jim goes out to the center of all the rooms, to his right (Our left), is the hallway leading to the emergency exit, to his left (Our right), is the hallway leading to the Auto-Tester.

Lil' Jim must o to the exit, no matter what he may think about.

Go to the exit. Usually supernatural shit lies in the place where you THINK you can leave.

Runner 2015/07/01(Wed)13:57 No. 652283 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim ignores all previous thoughts and heads towards the exit.
It seems to be a ladder leading to a hatch which reads "Fire Escape Only".

Cause a fire, obviously!

Runner 2015/07/06(Mon)12:36 No. 653459 ID: 0ce360
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You don't exactly know how to start a fire without any tools...

scratch the word 'fire' into the wall, then escape it.

Go find some tool-making materials to make tools to create fire.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)16:29 No. 653780 ID: 0ce360
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You go around and gather whatever tool-making tools you can find. You raid everyone's inventory and make an item pile in the center.
Your pile of bullshit contains
1 Apple
2 Arms
2 Lab Coats
1 Pack of Cigarettes
1 empty plastic bag
1 Lighter
1 Artificial Intelligence Chip 0342
1 knife
1 Pair of glasses
1 Motivational Note
1 Jar
Let's see how your far these can help in your quest of pyromania.

Shred both lab coats with your teeth. Pile the shredded cloth then attempt to operate the lighter to set all the cloth on fire.

Use the note as tinder.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)17:28 No. 653801 ID: 0ce360
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You scratch the word 'fire' into the wall using the knife. You'd escape it but sadly it doesn't open the hatch so there's nowhere to escape to.

Take an arm wrap it in a shirt then set the whole thing on fire with the lighter.

wakebat do the thing with thing please!

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:11 No. 655374 ID: 0ce360
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You do the logical thing of actually using the lighter and then taking both the arm and shirt and combining them, forming a SHIRT WRAPPED ARM.
Yes, a very clever name. You would pat yourself on the back for that but alas your arm/legs are too tiny for that sort of thing.
But as usual things just can't be that easy, it seems that the lighter is empty.

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:19 No. 655378 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat proceeds to do a thing with a thing (Of course we can't see what he does due to the vagueness of the action, leaving us in a fog of mystery! Wow! :^ O )
But whatever the thing does causes all simulating blobs to disappear. This would lower Niksa's happiness but she sort of knew that one day she'd have to say goodbye to her alternate simulative life.
Now she's just stuck in a really boring void...

You are in a prison of the mind, free yourself Niksa! You have the strength of crazy will to break free, unlike those other chumps!

Lil' Jim go search for on of those convenient lighter recharge stations.
Wakebat please read the manual and figure out how to help the humans.
Finally Jobe, shadow box to combat the boredom of the void.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:14 No. 657338 ID: 0ce360
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Niksa tries to overexert the machine via pulling a highly dangerous "Life Hack". She attempts to boost up her memory stat to the max via taking advantage of being inside the computer and accessing all security footage. After doing so she tries to render each one of those frames all at once.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:15 No. 657339 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat decides that it's time to read up on the manual for the machine, thankfully his skills in reading pornography pass over to his skills in general reading making him be able to read this pretty fast.
After finishing reading the manual it seems that the only solution is death in the simulation to wake subjects up.
This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that worked in this area was a sadistic bastard.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:35 No. 657341 ID: 0ce360
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Jode comes to terms with the fact that he's about to die and decides to finally cross off the last thing on his bucket list.
Learning how to shadow box.
Luckily the familiar mysterious figure hands you what seems to be a youtube video that'll help you earn this skill much faster.
You're pretty amazed that in the realm of simulation people can just physically hand youtube videos.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:01 No. 657366 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim decides that his best option if he's ever gonna refill the lighter is to go to a conveniently place lighter refuel station.
Too bad those places don't exist so you decide to go to the second best option that might as well be considered a refill station.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:05 No. 657368 ID: 0ce360
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You go to the Auto Tester's pod where all the nutrition goes in, inside this pod there's a fucking monstrosity who's just on constant life support. You grab one of the many tubes connected to her and refill your lighter with it. A little known fact is that a lot of the scientist here have blood that can be used as lighter fluid. This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that works here is pretty fucked up.
You're pretty positive that everyone here has at least 7 different types of cancers.

Erivich try to breath underwater to escape flooding room.
Eran attempt autoerotic asphyxiation with your octopus laser bub.
Lil' Jim, go burn something.

Lil 'Jim: Hug the auto tester pod, and tell it you don't hate it for being a sin against nature. Then assure it we will find a way to save it too.