Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)11:45 No. 651687 ID: 7ef901
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This doesn't look quite as it should, you decide that Niksa should reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results. Sadly the only one with this ability is Wakebat who hasn't been shoved into an emergency energy pod fueling the Auto-Tester.
But un-sadly we become Wakebat who can do all these things. Wow! Switching characters is an amazing option! No wonder it's always the first thing you should suggest.

Wakebat has luckily not been shoved into these machines unlike his human comrades since he's not a very suitable source of nutrition, same goes for Lil' Jim. Wakebat has decided to first go into the control room belonging to Niksa, labelled N-1.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:05 No. 651691 ID: 7ef901
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You might have a hard time telling apart fiction from fact but you know when you're in a simulation.. (Plus you can never forget your cool third arm you've grown emotionally (and Physically) attached to.
You pray for a bit that the murder bots didn't chop it off of you.)
The voices in your simulated head don't hesitate telling you that it's your job to escape and rescue your friends, even if they don't need saving (but probably do).

While Wakebat takes care of Niksa, let's check on another character; let's try to make someone else aware they're in a simulation so Lil' Jim can try to wake them.

Niksa: poke giant floating colored rectangles. This can only help.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:35 No. 651701 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa pokes one of the giant floating rectangles. It seems to be a block made out of liquid.
This sort of reminds you of minecraft. A lot of the things that's been happening to you seems to remind you of video games for some strange reason, first Portal, then Ruby quest and now Minecraft. What's next? Silent hill?

Begin making tools out of the colored blobs: an axe, pickaxe, etc. Also make a pig wearing a saddle to ride.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:53 No. 651705 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Erivich who's starting to accept his wet fate. He recently sent out Niksa to the control center in order to help him escape from this flooding test chamber. But he feels like soon she'll be dead due to how much of a schizophrenic fuck she is.

>>651701
Ruby Quest is a video game now?

Erivich: have an odd sense of deja vu.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:17 No. 651713 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa begins making objects out of the colored blobs including an axe, pickaxe, shovel, a hoe, and a pig with a saddle. Having all this adventurous gear reminds her of her younger days consisting of playing a multitude of video games, her favorite of course being Ruby Quest for the Atari 2600.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:35 No. 651714 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich begins having a strange sense of Deja Vu, he's been in this exact same situation before.
Using his extremely above average memory he flashbacks to when he was a baby, almost drowning in the bath tub because his parents forgot him there while they were in church.
This memory lowers Erivich's happiness by 5.

Flying octopus with laser eyes, do you exist yet?

Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)15:51 No. 651745 ID: 7ef901
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We take a moment to ask ourselves if the flying octopus with laser eyes exists yet.
By taking a gander at what Eran's doing we can see that yes, The flying octopus with laser eyes is a thing which exists in the realm of virtual reality.
Isn't technology amazing?

Well at least Eran has not turned himself into his fursona in here yet.

Switch to Jobe, or anyone else really. Leaving Eran alone is the best and only option.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)17:23 No. 651765 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Jode, Leaving Eran alone was the best and only option.
Jode seems to not have enough nutrition in order to have a simulation so he's just in a digital void. His lack of nutrition is most likely caused by the blood loss of his previous stabbing.
We check our new stat system which seems to be the Nutrition system.
N-1 = Niksa
N-2 = Erivich
N-3 = Laurence
N-4 = Eran
N-5 = Jode

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)18:30 No. 651782 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa does the obligatory simulationary tasks, just like how she always said
"Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!"
Thanks to her minecraft inspired gear, she manages to do all this with no problem.

Lil' jim go bug Laurence. Wakebat try to wake up Niksa, destroy the dream.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)13:11 No. 651973 ID: 7ef901
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Lil' Jim checks up on Laurence who for some odd reason doesn't have a simulation and seems to not have any of her blood being actively pumped out.
You don't know whether this is a good or bad thing.

It is a good thing. This could only mean that this is some sort of supernatural being that we're dealing with here.
Lil' Jim, check to see if there's any supernatural happenings in the nearby area.

>>651973
Do The Macarena... Show off those sick moves!!!

SUGGESTION: Everybody Do The Flop!!!

Lil' Jim should search Laurence's pockets for stuff.

>>652099
>>652102

Congratulations on not realising that your ID hash is visible for all to see, you moron!

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:06 No. 652140 ID: 0ce360
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Before going back to examining the area in look for supernatural spooks, you examine Laurence's pockets.
You find a pack of cigarettes, an arm (Gross), and a apple.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:18 No. 652142 ID: 0ce360
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We put on our spookenings detective metaphorical hat and dedicate this time towards discovering any paranormal activity. Lil' Jim goes out to the center of all the rooms, to his right (Our left), is the hallway leading to the emergency exit, to his left (Our right), is the hallway leading to the Auto-Tester.

Lil' Jim must o to the exit, no matter what he may think about.

Go to the exit. Usually supernatural shit lies in the place where you THINK you can leave.

Runner 2015/07/01(Wed)13:57 No. 652283 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim ignores all previous thoughts and heads towards the exit.
It seems to be a ladder leading to a hatch which reads "Fire Escape Only".

Cause a fire, obviously!

Runner 2015/07/06(Mon)12:36 No. 653459 ID: 0ce360
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You don't exactly know how to start a fire without any tools...

scratch the word 'fire' into the wall, then escape it.

Go find some tool-making materials to make tools to create fire.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)16:29 No. 653780 ID: 0ce360
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You go around and gather whatever tool-making tools you can find. You raid everyone's inventory and make an item pile in the center.
Your pile of bullshit contains
1 Apple
2 Arms
2 Lab Coats
1 Pack of Cigarettes
1 empty plastic bag
1 Lighter
1 Artificial Intelligence Chip 0342
1 knife
1 Pair of glasses
1 Motivational Note
1 Jar
Let's see how your far these can help in your quest of pyromania.

Shred both lab coats with your teeth. Pile the shredded cloth then attempt to operate the lighter to set all the cloth on fire.

Use the note as tinder.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)17:28 No. 653801 ID: 0ce360
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You scratch the word 'fire' into the wall using the knife. You'd escape it but sadly it doesn't open the hatch so there's nowhere to escape to.

Take an arm wrap it in a shirt then set the whole thing on fire with the lighter.

wakebat do the thing with thing please!

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:11 No. 655374 ID: 0ce360
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You do the logical thing of actually using the lighter and then taking both the arm and shirt and combining them, forming a SHIRT WRAPPED ARM.
Yes, a very clever name. You would pat yourself on the back for that but alas your arm/legs are too tiny for that sort of thing.
But as usual things just can't be that easy, it seems that the lighter is empty.

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:19 No. 655378 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat proceeds to do a thing with a thing (Of course we can't see what he does due to the vagueness of the action, leaving us in a fog of mystery! Wow! :^ O )
But whatever the thing does causes all simulating blobs to disappear. This would lower Niksa's happiness but she sort of knew that one day she'd have to say goodbye to her alternate simulative life.
Now she's just stuck in a really boring void...

You are in a prison of the mind, free yourself Niksa! You have the strength of crazy will to break free, unlike those other chumps!

Lil' Jim go search for on of those convenient lighter recharge stations.
Wakebat please read the manual and figure out how to help the humans.
Finally Jobe, shadow box to combat the boredom of the void.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:14 No. 657338 ID: 0ce360
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Niksa tries to overexert the machine via pulling a highly dangerous "Life Hack". She attempts to boost up her memory stat to the max via taking advantage of being inside the computer and accessing all security footage. After doing so she tries to render each one of those frames all at once.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:15 No. 657339 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat decides that it's time to read up on the manual for the machine, thankfully his skills in reading pornography pass over to his skills in general reading making him be able to read this pretty fast.
After finishing reading the manual it seems that the only solution is death in the simulation to wake subjects up.
This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that worked in this area was a sadistic bastard.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:35 No. 657341 ID: 0ce360
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Jode comes to terms with the fact that he's about to die and decides to finally cross off the last thing on his bucket list.
Learning how to shadow box.
Luckily the familiar mysterious figure hands you what seems to be a youtube video that'll help you earn this skill much faster.
You're pretty amazed that in the realm of simulation people can just physically hand youtube videos.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:01 No. 657366 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim decides that his best option if he's ever gonna refill the lighter is to go to a conveniently place lighter refuel station.
Too bad those places don't exist so you decide to go to the second best option that might as well be considered a refill station.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:05 No. 657368 ID: 0ce360
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You go to the Auto Tester's pod where all the nutrition goes in, inside this pod there's a fucking monstrosity who's just on constant life support. You grab one of the many tubes connected to her and refill your lighter with it. A little known fact is that a lot of the scientist here have blood that can be used as lighter fluid. This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that works here is pretty fucked up.
You're pretty positive that everyone here has at least 7 different types of cancers.

Erivich try to breath underwater to escape flooding room.
Eran attempt autoerotic asphyxiation with your octopus laser bub.
Lil' Jim, go burn something.

Lil 'Jim: Hug the auto tester pod, and tell it you don't hate it for being a sin against nature. Then assure it we will find a way to save it too.