Poor Marco.

Let's be like... polite. We're not sure where this vigilante thing is going to lead, and we might need to vary our pickpocket gig.

Take their card. You're overwhelmed by pancakes and need time to think.

>>753113
1.

>>753113
You know actually modeling pays pretty well for what amounts to just standing still for a bit so some guy can take pictures.
"Hm. I mean I am homeless and I do need work right now. Yeah, sure, that's pretty cool of you guys for offering."
Plus, what edgelord doesn't want to date a model? C'mon it's like the deepest of puerile fantasies.

>>753132
The problem is that she doesn't have a legal guardian who can sign paperwork or whatever, and if she's of legal age then she's still homeless which means it's unlikely anyone will come looking for her if she disappears.

Though I guess she could maybe strike a deal with Eclipse to come bail her out if it's really a trap.

>>753134
We can get around the legal guardian thing if they're willing to pay us under the table, but by the same token, working at people who are willing to use underage models under the table means putting ourself in a sketchy and potentially dangerous situation.

Then again, we do have an insane swordsman to murder anyone who tries to take advantage of us.

agree to join only if they use your new friend as a older model.

Guys, we don't have to do this now.
In fact we should probably get rid of them before the find the bodies.

>>753141
They already found the bodies:
>>752821

1/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:40 No. 753556 ID: 090a69
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"W..What?? Modelling agency..? Aren't you guys a gang??" I am very confused.

"A gang?? That's ridiculous, Amora! I can't believe you would think that!! I.. Oh now Marco's feelings are hurt, too..!" a single tear rolls down Marco's cheek. "We're a super cool and official modelling agency. We even just got a super rich sponsor! We're doing well."

"Is.. Is it even legal? I.. also wonder about how safe something like this would be, Carlos.. I mean.." I avert my gaze from their glistening and gorgeous model bods. It's.. Blinding.

"It's better then living on the streets, isn't it? And what do you mean it wouldn't be safe? What could be dangerous, or suspicious about three grown men approaching a young, underage girl in the middle of the street, and offering her a private modelling contract. Nothing! That's what! It breaks my heart to know there's no trust in today's society.." Carlos looks dejected.

"Well...."

2/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:41 No. 753558 ID: 090a69
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I glance to Eclipse, he looks completely confused, but also doesn't want to show it. Like someone that was really confident about knowing where they were going and bragged about it, but realized they can't even read the map.. It's...

3/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:41 No. 753559 ID: 090a69
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Cute.

I can't just leave Eclipse behind. Not right now. Tonight is going to be my best chance. Just me..

4/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:42 No. 753560 ID: 090a69
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And him.

5/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:42 No. 753561 ID: 090a69
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In a hotel room.

FUC-[THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK QUEST]-ING.

6/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:43 No. 753562 ID: 090a69
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"Carlos. I'm very interested in your offer, and would like to discuss it with you in more detail later, but I need some time to.. think about it. I'm sure you understand." My future can wait. This crus- I mean this SEX is more important.

"Of course, of course. Here! Take our card! Our sponsor printed us like, a million! It's great."

7/7 BLADE 2016/10/17(Mon)23:43 No. 753563 ID: 090a69
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Well this card looks legit. Onward to more important manners.. "How's about we get that hotel room, Eclipse!"

"Huh? Oh. Yeah! Let's do that.. I was caught in their.. mesmerizing abs.. I'm not from around here, do you know any good hotels?"

Hmmm... Which one would be the least suspicious about renting a room to a man and an underage girl that isn't his child..

1. Sleazy Stays; The sleaziest place in town! A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

2. Raunchy Romps; A hotel opened explicitly for affairs, and other scandalous encounters.

3. Holiday Inn. Holiday inn is one of the world's largest hotel chains, with 3,649 hotels globally! It's literally just a local Holiday Inn.

>>753563
Sleazy Stays. Because you look like a kidnap victim to them and they'd overlook it.

>It's cool that they aren't evil.
and aren't we Little Miss Predator?

Sleazy Stays seems to be our logical port of call.

>>753563
I used to work at a Holiday Inn. You'd be surprised how few fucks they give. Go there.

>>753566
huh, really? if so then yeah go there.

>>753566
can confirm, holiday inn don't give a flying shit long as you don't waggle dildos in their face. Affordable, too!™

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:10 No. 753591 ID: 090a69
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I choose the sleaziest, most disgusting hotel I can possibly thing of. The Holiday Inn. As we walk through the door, I can immediately feel something off in the air.. As we walk through the lobby, the surrounding employees perform wolf whistles, and lewd gestures in our general direction.. For a moment, I feel I've made a grave mistake bringing Eclipse to somewhere so vile.

I clench my fists, and stare at the floor.. Anywhere but here, Amora.. Just.. Imagine you're anywhere but the Holiday Inn..

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:10 No. 753592 ID: 090a69
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We approach the counter and the man at the desk- Wait. Don't I know this guy from somewhere? Nah. Probably my imagination. In any case he's a lot more polite than the other employees.

Eclipse pays for our room with the money from his layaway account. Apparently it's offshore too?

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/18(Tue)04:11 No. 753593 ID: 090a69
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Finally, we get to our room. I slam the door behind us, and Eclipse looks around. "Aw man, only one bed! I thought I told him two.. Oh well. You can have the bed. I'm used to the floor." He says this with a genuine smile. For I moment, I wonder what kind of life Eclipse has. But that passes quickly.

1. Maybe we could.. SHARE the bed.. ;) [Winky face]

2. I'm not tired, Eclipse.. We could burn off some energy.. ;) [Winky Face]

3. I'm.. Really tired actually. Let's go to sleep.. ;) [Winky Face]

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

I'm not confident enough to try 3, and
I think 1 is our best chance of actually getting through.

Offer to share, it can't possibly go wrong.

>>753593
4: whip your dick out, that is not a euphemism. Tonight we do the sex.

>>753598
yes pull out the dildo that you doubtless have stored somewhere on your body and then ask him for a SWORD FIGHT.

1
if that fails to do anything to him then forget trying to seduce him, just drop your clothes.

>>753593
*Pomf* onto the bed and ask Eclipse what we're doing on the bed.

#1 and ask 'however can you repay your savior' and 'he must be so sore/tense from fighting; maybe he'd like a massage from you'. Play into his image of you being a damsel he rescued.
A massage for him would give you a decent chance to check him out/feel him up and you can easily lead on from there.

Btw, condoms. If you want to get with him, do you have any?(or need any? I don't know your life)

"Enough with the dark, time for the brooding."

>>753616
you mean breeding

>>753634
Don't brood over it too much.

I have never seen so much of tgchan so united as for this goal

>>753616
>>753634
These have the makings of a good line.
Enough with the _, time for the _, or should I say _?

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)00:59 No. 753820 ID: 090a69
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"How about we.. BOTH use that bed.." I step forward mischievously.

"I don't think sleeping in shifts would work!" He replies without hesitation, taking off his stupidly long coat.

"No, Eclipse.. I mean how about we BOTH use it, at the SAME TIME. Together."

"That's awful considerate of you, Amora. But I'm used to sleeping on the floor, from my dark past, riddled with-" ENOUGH.

"ENOUGH WITH THE BROODING, ECLIPSE! IT'S TIME.. FOR THE BREEDING!" I am getting that dick tonight if it kills me.

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)01:00 No. 753821 ID: 090a69
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ANIMATED

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)01:01 No. 753822 ID: 090a69
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FUCKING COCKBLOCK!

1. Who the hell are you?!

2. GASP! Save me, Eclipse!

3. Custom Input {Please Specify]

My god was that wipe suggestive.

>I am getting that dick tonight if it kills me.
The hard part that's not the dick is staying alive long enough for that. To that effect, B.

>>753822
1. Because you have to let him start monologuing so you can get off Eclipse and out of the line of fire.

Then at some point say 2 so that Eclipse will start actually fighting the guy.

>>753825
On the one hand, I love this plan. Draw out the monologue, and then GET HIM.

Unfortunately, I suspect Eclipse will be just as prone to standing around and waiting while this guy monologues as this guy is to delivering them... so go for this plan, and then when Eclipse tries to be polite you may need to take matters into your own hands.

And by matters, I mean Eclipse's tanto.

No, the real one, not just your nickname for his dick.

GET THE FUCK OUT HIS ASS IS MINE!

Wait did that guy say DARK MOON? Like the BUSINESS CARDS? Carlos, I trusted you! ;_;

1/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:37 No. 753914 ID: 090a69
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Okay, first, I'll start him blabbering, and then slip out with Eclipse while he's distracted! "GASP! Who are YOU!?" I shout dramatically, continuing to be the best actress ever.

2/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:38 No. 753915 ID: 090a69
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"Uh.. Hey man, were you about to- Oh, who am I, you ask? I am a hand of the Dark Moon! I am... CONTRAIL."

"Wh.. What? What does that.."

3/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:38 No. 753916 ID: 090a69
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"You know how sometimes when planes fly overhead they'll leave those wispy white trails behind them? That's called a contrail. And see, I have these jet-boots, and sometimes when I fly around with them, I leave behind those trails, and I thought 'Hey! That's a cool sounding thing. I'll go with that!' Is it stupid? I thought it sounded cool but.." He looks down. I can't see his face, but I imagine it's upset looking right now.

"Contrail, huh?" Eclipse steps forward. There is a fire in his eyes I haven't seen before.

"Pretty cool name, buddy." He looks so excited. "I'd introduce myself, but it seems my reputation precedes me.. That's right. I am the one who will block out your Dark Moon.. I am Eclipse!"

...They're kindred spirits.. Soul brothers... Complete idiots.

I can't let this go on or I'll be here all night. "EEK! SAVE ME, ECLIPSE!"

4/4 BLADE 2016/10/19(Wed)14:39 No. 753917 ID: 090a69
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Eclipse takes out his sword "Huh?-OH WE'RE FIGHTING NOW I GUESS!" Contrail shrugs before flying toward Eclipse. "OK, COOL. Wh-Where'd this sword come from??" Eclipse grins, "I'd prefer THAT, remain a mystery."

I too, would prefer that remain a mystery.

The two struggle over the blade. They look entirely joyful.

1. Try to help Eclipse in the fight.

2. Cheer Eclipse on.

3. Sit back and watch two guys wrestle for my amusement.

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

Get a camcorder.

3, obviously.

2 and 3

>>753918
yes record it for your future amusements.

>>753926
Eh, with how this is going, you'll have plenty of opportunity to record later fights.

...do try to remember to get one later though.

For now, 3 is sufficient.

>>753917
"Hey look i've been trying to have sex with this dense nerd all night, can you like, fuck off for just a bit unless you're trying to get in on it too?"

>>753955
this

2 and 3 do seem the most consistent so far.

I'm not ready to outsource our crush just yet.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:09 No. 754591 ID: 090a69
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I sit on the bed as the two tussle. Might as well watch them fight.. Not everyday you can see a guy with jet boots and a guy with a robot hand fight, you know.. I bet I could put this online and people would love it.. I wish I had a camera. I wish I OWNED a camera!

...Contrail has big arms.

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754593 ID: 090a69
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Contrail uses said big arms to toss Eclipse into a wall. Through. Through a wall. He flies into the hall, nearly crushing an employee. There are several Holiday Inn employees gathered outside around the door. They are all very surprised. As am I. At their presence. I am now glad we didn't do it.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754594 ID: 090a69
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Eclipse takes the sheathe off his blade. It's the first time I've seen it out since that time in the alley. It's so big! And normal, other than that. It's just kind of an extra big samurai swo-.. Nihonto. "You're pretty tough.. But letting me take my nihonto out was a mistake. This is over now..!" Eclipse says, he wipes at his mouth, like he's trying to wipe blood away from it, but he isn't actually bleeding. Pretty sure he just thought it was the right thing to do timing-wise.

"Come on, Eclipse!! Fight back!!" I yell something that I'm pretty sure fits into Eclipse's mood.

"ALRIGHT! BRACE YOURSELF, CONTRAIL!!" It works, Eclipse dramatically charges into the room!

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:11 No. 754595 ID: 090a69
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ANIMATED

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:12 No. 754597 ID: 090a69
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"Here I Co-EAAH!" *Slam*

"..Okay I got it this tim-AHHH!" *Slam*

"We'll see how strong those arms are after I cut th- AHHH!" *Slam*

At least... At least he's not giving up..! He's doing his darndest! I.. I really didn't expect this. Contrail is kind of completely trouncing him. His big, hard muscles are too strong for Eclipse. Kind of disappointing, to be honest..

"If I could just release my full power here.. but there's too many people around!" Eclipse mutters to himself.. Not sure I entirely believe him.

1. Help Ecipse by distracting Contrail.

2. Help Eclipse by throwing stuff at Contrail.

3. Attempt to retreat through hotel with Eclipse.

4. Continue to watch Eclipse be thrown for a bit.

5. Custom Input [Please Specify]

>>754597
1. Try flirting with Contrail instead. Tell him something like "wow, what a strong man... what if I were the prize for the victor...?"

At worst that would stop the fight entirely because neither of them want to win.

I somehow doubt Fluffycheeks-sama knows the meaning of retreat.

Which leaves us 1 and 2. Let's multitask this mother up.
(Revised)

1. Shout at Eclips to use his "other sword". Eclipse will know what you mean and Contrail won't. Or maybe... ~

4. I think he's got this

>>754597
remind him that this is holiday in, no one here is an innocent.

"guys, guys there is no need to fight over me I'll screw both of you; at the same time." at worst they will be so flustered they tell you why they are fighting while stopping the fight in the process, at best threesome with TWO cute strong men.

Set off the fire alarm. There's a guy with jet boots fighting a guy with a robot arm, the place basically needs to be evacuated anyway. That'll let Eclipse unleash his TRUE DORK. POWER. TRUE POWER.

Is there a minibar in this hotel room? If so, I'd recommend tossing a bottle of booze at Contrail's rocket boots, so it can explode and catch fire.

If you lack booze, make do with a hotel towel.

>>754597
"You realize holiday inn workers are all evil, right? Like, they were just spying on us. That's why they were out there, that's pretty textbook evil."
Urge out his FINAL FORM (or at least his penultimate form)

>>754908
This+Room Service if needed. Making a jet pack explode needs to be on our bucket list.

1/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:40 No. 755311 ID: d97d96
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I come up with the perfect plan to distract them! I'll flirt with, and seduce Contrail with my feminine wiles! Ha ha yes..

"Oh wow.. Maybe I could be the prize for the victor.." They don't hear me. Just as I say it Eclipse lets out another AAAAAAUGH-Okay next time.

"Don't fight, guys.. I'll just scre..screw...screw both of-" Eclipse flies past. "YAAAAAAAGHG!.. I'll come from the left... Don't need a screwdriver, Amora. Good thinking though." He drowns me out again, completely misunderstanding.

I'm getting really pissed now. "HEY! Maybe we could have a THREE WA-"

"WOOOAAAHH- Okay next time is good.. AMORA! Now isn't the time for a Three Musketeers. Though I understand. That candy bar is delicious." He's an IDIOT! He's just a total MORON!!

"YOU OBLIVIOUS IDIOT! DICK! I WANT DICK! I LOOOOOVE DICK!!"

The room falls silent. Contrail stops what he's doing and stares at me. Somehow I can read his disgust and confusion, even through his mask. The two hotel employees look on with pride. I feel like I've fulfilled some fantasy of theirs.

2/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:41 No. 755313 ID: d97d96
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"I don't know who this Dick guy is..."

3/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755314 ID: d97d96
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"..But I'm glad Amora has friends!"

I throw a bottle of booze at Contrail's boots in frustration. With impeccable aim, no doubt.

4/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755315 ID: d97d96
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"Eclipse.. I don't think that's what she mean-"

5/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755316 ID: d97d96
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*CONK!*

"URG-"

Contrail collapses unceremoniously to the hotel room carpet.

6/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755318 ID: d97d96
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This went well. Just as I planned.

1. Let's get out of here while he's down, Eclipse!! (Abscond)

2. Now to find out who this REALLY is!! (Scooby doo unmask Contrail. Stay)

3. Who IS this guy, Eclipse? I have questions. (Tie up Contrail for interrogation. Stay)

4. Gently shoo away hotel employees.

5. Custom Input (Please Specify)

>>755318
scooby doo him and then abscond if he is no one you know

>>755318
scooby doo this judgemental jojo-ass fucker after tying him up

force Eclipse to drink the creepy wine then tie them both to the bed.

>>755338
It's even better than that- It's CREPY wine, maybe with little bits of crepe in it.

The perfect nightcap for a pancake withdrawal.
>>755337
Endorsed for style

2,3,4, except not gently.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:15 No. 755656 ID: d97d96
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The two of us -Mostly Eclipse- drag Contrail and tie him up with some sheets. No doubt, a perfect, inescapable prison. Eclipse struggles with tying knots for a second, and then I step in and try to take over, but I don't know why I do because I'm not actually that great at it either and struggle with it too. Then one of the hotel employees that are apparently still here ties it for us. It's all really awkward and kind of kills the momentum of the night. The tension is broken. It's also more awkward for me because I was just about to ask them to leave but now it would be really rude because they helped. I try to talk at the same time as Eclipse a few times and we keep stopping to let the other person talk and it's- God it's just a mess.

"Now let's find out who this REALLY is!!" I finally manage to get out. I tear off Contrail's mask to reveal who was behind the attack...!

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755657 ID: d97d96
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MEANWHILE.. AT DARK MOON ENTERPRIZEZ MODELLING CO.

"Man.. It feels so empty in here with Perro and Gato gone.. I still can't believe they're dead." I say, breaking the cold silence that has overtaken us in these dire times.

Marco looks up at me from his end of the table, "We still never found out who sword murdered them.. And that Amora didn't seem like she wanted to join.."

"And on top of all that!" I add, "I haven't seen Agre since earlier.. He just took off suddenly, saying.. 'Gotta jet!' Which would be an awfully incriminating statement if there was a jet-based villain around right now. Good thing there's not.."

A silence falls about the room. A handsome silence.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755658 ID: d97d96
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The door flies open, "HEY, GUYS! I'M BAAACK!"

"AGRE~!" Both Marco and I exclaim. "Where've you been, man!? Haven't seen you since earlier."

"I was out shopping! I have to jet over there real quick because they were closing soon!" He shows off a new pair of boots, and a perm.

"Oohh, Agre.. Always using foreboding language to describe common actions.. YOU SILLY GOOSE!"

And so, another game of LIFE goes on...

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:17 No. 755659 ID: d97d96
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"Wait what? Who the hell are you?"

"What? I'm Contrail. Why did you take my mask off?" He replies, irked.

"I really assumed from that cutaway that you'd be one of the models or something but-"

"AMORA!" Eclipse interrupts me. "Don't TALK ABOUT THAT."

"Oh. Sorry.. But who are you??"

"I'm just.. I'm just Contrail! Who were you expecting me to be??" Contrail struggles against the sheets, but is soon soothed by their soft and velvet-y nature.

"Well I dunno.. I thought you'd be someone we encountered earlier. Maybe someone that didn't stand out much at the time, but would now because relevant again as a surprise.." I sigh.

"Why would I.. Did-Did you think this was Scooby Doo? Were you fucking Scooby Doo-ing me?!"

"What? No! GOD no.. No way.. That's.. That's ridiculous." He's just some normal guy. How is that the one thing I didn't expect?

"Well," Eclipse starts, "I'm glad that's settled, Amora. But there's still one mystery that's yet to be solved..."

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:18 No. 755660 ID: d97d96
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"Why am I tied up too?"

...Eclipse also struggles against the sheets..

I eye the aphrodisiac infused beverage in my hand..

Make Eclipse Drink The Crepy Wine?

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. Attempt to weasel out of making the choice (Please Specify)

>>755660
>yyyyyyyyy

>>755660
2. C'mon, you're better than this. I think.

Ask him if he's a virgin.

B
Not with everyone watching, it wouldn't be magical.
Also there's a huge hole in the wall, and mosquitos.

We should take our leashed up eclipse for a walk.
also we need a refund.

>>755665
Might not need a refund, just... a different room.

"Shut up Eclipse your already in the doghouse I don't have to explain my actions to you!"
also upon rereading my previous statement I realized that was date rape so B.
however we can always try dressing them both up in scantly maid outfits that most likely this Holiday Inn forces their female staff to wear.

just rip his pants off. and your pants.

>>755660
You can't drug him with everyone watching, that would be weird.

>why am I tied up too
Because I thought it was funny?

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:37 No. 755947 ID: d97d96
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After much deliberation, I decide NOT.. To quite literally date-rape Eclipse. Something like that having crossed my mind is bizarre, obviously. I choose not to do so due to my strong moral compass, and definitely not just because there are too many people here and it would be awkward. I am such a good person.

"Because it was funny! No other reason at all! Ha ha!" I shrug, with comic impact, and everyone in the room laughs at my funny joke!

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:38 No. 755948 ID: d97d96
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Yep. Eeeeeveryone laughs! Suuper funny...! Not awkward. Nope.

"Well I don't really get it, but- Good one, Amora!" Eclipse chirps, happily. I wonder if I'm a bad person.

"You're a bad person." Notes Contrail, as though reading my mind.

..I quietly untie Eclipse. Briefly imagining taking him on a walk. That'd be good.. yeah..

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:39 No. 755949 ID: d97d96
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"Now that that HILARIOUS joke is out of the way! It's time for you to talk, buddy!" I say to Contrail, from a safe distance away.

"That's right!" Says Eclipse, "Time for you to spill your guts! Either figuratively, or.." He directs his sword toward Contrails stomach.

"Oh WOW that's- I mean what do you even want to know?" Contrail says, sucking in his gut as much as possible.

"That's a good question, Cont-WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!"

1. What is the Dark Moon

2. Why were you trying to attack Eclipse

3.How do you make a guy like you?

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

1, also 4: "Is 'The Dark Moon' in any way affiliated with Dark Moon Enterprizez?"

...and after that, 2 I guess that seems kind of important maybe

1. Dark Moon keeps showing up.

Why are you running around in jet boots attacking people?

>>755949
3 is clearly the most important. You just need to, you know, get him away from Eclipse to ask it.

>>755950
Sure