>>753926
Eh, with how this is going, you'll have plenty of opportunity to record later fights.

...do try to remember to get one later though.

For now, 3 is sufficient.

>>753917
"Hey look i've been trying to have sex with this dense nerd all night, can you like, fuck off for just a bit unless you're trying to get in on it too?"

>>753955
this

2 and 3 do seem the most consistent so far.

I'm not ready to outsource our crush just yet.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:09 No. 754591 ID: 090a69
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I sit on the bed as the two tussle. Might as well watch them fight.. Not everyday you can see a guy with jet boots and a guy with a robot hand fight, you know.. I bet I could put this online and people would love it.. I wish I had a camera. I wish I OWNED a camera!

...Contrail has big arms.

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754593 ID: 090a69
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Contrail uses said big arms to toss Eclipse into a wall. Through. Through a wall. He flies into the hall, nearly crushing an employee. There are several Holiday Inn employees gathered outside around the door. They are all very surprised. As am I. At their presence. I am now glad we didn't do it.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:10 No. 754594 ID: 090a69
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Eclipse takes the sheathe off his blade. It's the first time I've seen it out since that time in the alley. It's so big! And normal, other than that. It's just kind of an extra big samurai swo-.. Nihonto. "You're pretty tough.. But letting me take my nihonto out was a mistake. This is over now..!" Eclipse says, he wipes at his mouth, like he's trying to wipe blood away from it, but he isn't actually bleeding. Pretty sure he just thought it was the right thing to do timing-wise.

"Come on, Eclipse!! Fight back!!" I yell something that I'm pretty sure fits into Eclipse's mood.

"ALRIGHT! BRACE YOURSELF, CONTRAIL!!" It works, Eclipse dramatically charges into the room!

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:11 No. 754595 ID: 090a69
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ANIMATED

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/21(Fri)23:12 No. 754597 ID: 090a69
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"Here I Co-EAAH!" *Slam*

"..Okay I got it this tim-AHHH!" *Slam*

"We'll see how strong those arms are after I cut th- AHHH!" *Slam*

At least... At least he's not giving up..! He's doing his darndest! I.. I really didn't expect this. Contrail is kind of completely trouncing him. His big, hard muscles are too strong for Eclipse. Kind of disappointing, to be honest..

"If I could just release my full power here.. but there's too many people around!" Eclipse mutters to himself.. Not sure I entirely believe him.

1. Help Ecipse by distracting Contrail.

2. Help Eclipse by throwing stuff at Contrail.

3. Attempt to retreat through hotel with Eclipse.

4. Continue to watch Eclipse be thrown for a bit.

5. Custom Input [Please Specify]

>>754597
1. Try flirting with Contrail instead. Tell him something like "wow, what a strong man... what if I were the prize for the victor...?"

At worst that would stop the fight entirely because neither of them want to win.

I somehow doubt Fluffycheeks-sama knows the meaning of retreat.

Which leaves us 1 and 2. Let's multitask this mother up.
(Revised)

1. Shout at Eclips to use his "other sword". Eclipse will know what you mean and Contrail won't. Or maybe... ~

4. I think he's got this

>>754597
remind him that this is holiday in, no one here is an innocent.

"guys, guys there is no need to fight over me I'll screw both of you; at the same time." at worst they will be so flustered they tell you why they are fighting while stopping the fight in the process, at best threesome with TWO cute strong men.

Set off the fire alarm. There's a guy with jet boots fighting a guy with a robot arm, the place basically needs to be evacuated anyway. That'll let Eclipse unleash his TRUE DORK. POWER. TRUE POWER.

Is there a minibar in this hotel room? If so, I'd recommend tossing a bottle of booze at Contrail's rocket boots, so it can explode and catch fire.

If you lack booze, make do with a hotel towel.

>>754597
"You realize holiday inn workers are all evil, right? Like, they were just spying on us. That's why they were out there, that's pretty textbook evil."
Urge out his FINAL FORM (or at least his penultimate form)

>>754908
This+Room Service if needed. Making a jet pack explode needs to be on our bucket list.

1/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:40 No. 755311 ID: d97d96
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I come up with the perfect plan to distract them! I'll flirt with, and seduce Contrail with my feminine wiles! Ha ha yes..

"Oh wow.. Maybe I could be the prize for the victor.." They don't hear me. Just as I say it Eclipse lets out another AAAAAAUGH-Okay next time.

"Don't fight, guys.. I'll just scre..screw...screw both of-" Eclipse flies past. "YAAAAAAAGHG!.. I'll come from the left... Don't need a screwdriver, Amora. Good thinking though." He drowns me out again, completely misunderstanding.

I'm getting really pissed now. "HEY! Maybe we could have a THREE WA-"

"WOOOAAAHH- Okay next time is good.. AMORA! Now isn't the time for a Three Musketeers. Though I understand. That candy bar is delicious." He's an IDIOT! He's just a total MORON!!

"YOU OBLIVIOUS IDIOT! DICK! I WANT DICK! I LOOOOOVE DICK!!"

The room falls silent. Contrail stops what he's doing and stares at me. Somehow I can read his disgust and confusion, even through his mask. The two hotel employees look on with pride. I feel like I've fulfilled some fantasy of theirs.

2/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:41 No. 755313 ID: d97d96
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"I don't know who this Dick guy is..."

3/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755314 ID: d97d96
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"..But I'm glad Amora has friends!"

I throw a bottle of booze at Contrail's boots in frustration. With impeccable aim, no doubt.

4/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:42 No. 755315 ID: d97d96
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"Eclipse.. I don't think that's what she mean-"

5/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755316 ID: d97d96
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*CONK!*

"URG-"

Contrail collapses unceremoniously to the hotel room carpet.

6/6 BLADE 2016/10/25(Tue)11:43 No. 755318 ID: d97d96
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This went well. Just as I planned.

1. Let's get out of here while he's down, Eclipse!! (Abscond)

2. Now to find out who this REALLY is!! (Scooby doo unmask Contrail. Stay)

3. Who IS this guy, Eclipse? I have questions. (Tie up Contrail for interrogation. Stay)

4. Gently shoo away hotel employees.

5. Custom Input (Please Specify)

>>755318
scooby doo him and then abscond if he is no one you know

>>755318
scooby doo this judgemental jojo-ass fucker after tying him up

force Eclipse to drink the creepy wine then tie them both to the bed.

>>755338
It's even better than that- It's CREPY wine, maybe with little bits of crepe in it.

The perfect nightcap for a pancake withdrawal.
>>755337
Endorsed for style

2,3,4, except not gently.

1/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:15 No. 755656 ID: d97d96
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The two of us -Mostly Eclipse- drag Contrail and tie him up with some sheets. No doubt, a perfect, inescapable prison. Eclipse struggles with tying knots for a second, and then I step in and try to take over, but I don't know why I do because I'm not actually that great at it either and struggle with it too. Then one of the hotel employees that are apparently still here ties it for us. It's all really awkward and kind of kills the momentum of the night. The tension is broken. It's also more awkward for me because I was just about to ask them to leave but now it would be really rude because they helped. I try to talk at the same time as Eclipse a few times and we keep stopping to let the other person talk and it's- God it's just a mess.

"Now let's find out who this REALLY is!!" I finally manage to get out. I tear off Contrail's mask to reveal who was behind the attack...!

2/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755657 ID: d97d96
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MEANWHILE.. AT DARK MOON ENTERPRIZEZ MODELLING CO.

"Man.. It feels so empty in here with Perro and Gato gone.. I still can't believe they're dead." I say, breaking the cold silence that has overtaken us in these dire times.

Marco looks up at me from his end of the table, "We still never found out who sword murdered them.. And that Amora didn't seem like she wanted to join.."

"And on top of all that!" I add, "I haven't seen Agre since earlier.. He just took off suddenly, saying.. 'Gotta jet!' Which would be an awfully incriminating statement if there was a jet-based villain around right now. Good thing there's not.."

A silence falls about the room. A handsome silence.

3/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:16 No. 755658 ID: d97d96
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The door flies open, "HEY, GUYS! I'M BAAACK!"

"AGRE~!" Both Marco and I exclaim. "Where've you been, man!? Haven't seen you since earlier."

"I was out shopping! I have to jet over there real quick because they were closing soon!" He shows off a new pair of boots, and a perm.

"Oohh, Agre.. Always using foreboding language to describe common actions.. YOU SILLY GOOSE!"

And so, another game of LIFE goes on...

4/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:17 No. 755659 ID: d97d96
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"Wait what? Who the hell are you?"

"What? I'm Contrail. Why did you take my mask off?" He replies, irked.

"I really assumed from that cutaway that you'd be one of the models or something but-"

"AMORA!" Eclipse interrupts me. "Don't TALK ABOUT THAT."

"Oh. Sorry.. But who are you??"

"I'm just.. I'm just Contrail! Who were you expecting me to be??" Contrail struggles against the sheets, but is soon soothed by their soft and velvet-y nature.

"Well I dunno.. I thought you'd be someone we encountered earlier. Maybe someone that didn't stand out much at the time, but would now because relevant again as a surprise.." I sigh.

"Why would I.. Did-Did you think this was Scooby Doo? Were you fucking Scooby Doo-ing me?!"

"What? No! GOD no.. No way.. That's.. That's ridiculous." He's just some normal guy. How is that the one thing I didn't expect?

"Well," Eclipse starts, "I'm glad that's settled, Amora. But there's still one mystery that's yet to be solved..."

5/5 BLADE 2016/10/27(Thu)01:18 No. 755660 ID: d97d96
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"Why am I tied up too?"

...Eclipse also struggles against the sheets..

I eye the aphrodisiac infused beverage in my hand..

Make Eclipse Drink The Crepy Wine?

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. Attempt to weasel out of making the choice (Please Specify)

>>755660
>yyyyyyyyy

>>755660
2. C'mon, you're better than this. I think.

Ask him if he's a virgin.

B
Not with everyone watching, it wouldn't be magical.
Also there's a huge hole in the wall, and mosquitos.

We should take our leashed up eclipse for a walk.
also we need a refund.

>>755665
Might not need a refund, just... a different room.

"Shut up Eclipse your already in the doghouse I don't have to explain my actions to you!"
also upon rereading my previous statement I realized that was date rape so B.
however we can always try dressing them both up in scantly maid outfits that most likely this Holiday Inn forces their female staff to wear.

just rip his pants off. and your pants.

>>755660
You can't drug him with everyone watching, that would be weird.

>why am I tied up too
Because I thought it was funny?

1/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:37 No. 755947 ID: d97d96
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After much deliberation, I decide NOT.. To quite literally date-rape Eclipse. Something like that having crossed my mind is bizarre, obviously. I choose not to do so due to my strong moral compass, and definitely not just because there are too many people here and it would be awkward. I am such a good person.

"Because it was funny! No other reason at all! Ha ha!" I shrug, with comic impact, and everyone in the room laughs at my funny joke!

2/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:38 No. 755948 ID: d97d96
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Yep. Eeeeeveryone laughs! Suuper funny...! Not awkward. Nope.

"Well I don't really get it, but- Good one, Amora!" Eclipse chirps, happily. I wonder if I'm a bad person.

"You're a bad person." Notes Contrail, as though reading my mind.

..I quietly untie Eclipse. Briefly imagining taking him on a walk. That'd be good.. yeah..

3/3 BLADE 2016/10/29(Sat)03:39 No. 755949 ID: d97d96
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"Now that that HILARIOUS joke is out of the way! It's time for you to talk, buddy!" I say to Contrail, from a safe distance away.

"That's right!" Says Eclipse, "Time for you to spill your guts! Either figuratively, or.." He directs his sword toward Contrails stomach.

"Oh WOW that's- I mean what do you even want to know?" Contrail says, sucking in his gut as much as possible.

"That's a good question, Cont-WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!"

1. What is the Dark Moon

2. Why were you trying to attack Eclipse

3.How do you make a guy like you?

4. Custom Input [Please Specify]

1, also 4: "Is 'The Dark Moon' in any way affiliated with Dark Moon Enterprizez?"

...and after that, 2 I guess that seems kind of important maybe

1. Dark Moon keeps showing up.

Why are you running around in jet boots attacking people?

>>755949
3 is clearly the most important. You just need to, you know, get him away from Eclipse to ask it.

>>755950
Sure