Switch to a new character.

Lick up the blood on the floor.

Swear a vow that you will never under any circumstance open any of those three lockers. Despite the fact that if this were a movie it would literally guarantee you would have to open them for some reason later.

access computer

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)13:54 No. 649418 ID: 7ef901
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You resist your urge to want to switch to another character,specifically your fursona, because professional people such as yourself don't have fursonas and you'd hate to lose all those professionality points you've gathered up over the years after you lost all of them during that freak experiment of yours.
Though you're willing to sacrifice a few sanity points and lick up the blood on the floor, not in a weird furry fetishy way, but in a more "I'm a geneticist" way. Is there a difference? Definitely.

Play solitaire on the near by computer.

Smash nearby glass for daring to call you a "LOSR"

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)14:08 No. 649429 ID: 7ef901
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You go ahead and try to access the nearby computer, this computer is connected to anything having to do with your section's technology, so it has control to all those dumb test chambers that are just filled with your custom made creatures that others refer to as "Ungodly abominations", cloning utilities and other various genetic tool doohickies.
Though while you're ready to type at the keyboard you glance back at the lockers and swear a vow that you will never under any circumstance open any of those three lockers. Despite the fact that if this were a movie it would literally guarantee you would have to open them for some reason later. Movie tropes seem to forever haunt you no matter wherever you go.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)14:25 No. 649431 ID: 7ef901
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You type in "Solitaire" and WOW! This computer actually does have solitaire! This little pleasant surprise boosts up your happiness by 3. You're pretty positive that your bunny loving friend would've loved to play this if he hadn't gone batshit insane.
Luckily you don't lose any professionality points for slacking off on the computer because no one saw you since you're pretty sure everyone else in the facility is dead.

So is that tarp with the blood under it that's right behind you actually covering anything?

Forget more pressing issues and loose yourself to the game. Believe in the heart of the cards.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)14:43 No. 649439 ID: 7ef901
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You smash the nearby graffiti'd window for calling you a "LOSR", no doubt the work of the hopefully deceased fashion department filled with old hags. No matter where you go you always seem to find harassing messages. At least being called a loser is nicer than being called "Tentacle loving anime hentai freak" as your co-workers like to refer to you as.

Check inventory. What do you have on you?

>Tentacle loving anime hentai freak
You can hardly be the only one of those in a science facility full of nerds!

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)14:53 No. 649441 ID: 7ef901
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You take a glance at the tarp and remember what's hidden under it...
Under it is the corpse of your hopefully dead friend (You haven't checked if he's dead or not yet), after being stabbed by your batshit insane co-worker, your friend Jode was in pretty critical condition. Instead of going to the nearby medical facility, you decided it would be best if you'd help him using a set of skills you were more familiar with. Using your genetic engineering skills you decided to give him some...uhhh...
"Upgrades" for him to survive and then shortly after, realized exactly what the fuck you made and quickly knocked him unconscious and sort of just put the tarp on top of him to not have to look at how ugly you made him.
Wait shit, you mean, not have to look at how upgraded you made him.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)15:06 No. 649449 ID: 7ef901
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We check your inventory for anything useful.
1 Bloodied knife
1 bottle of Poodlerana piss
1 Motivational note

Hide your scent by covering yourself in poodlerana piss.

Make a ghost costume out of the tarp for our upgraded friend. Also to make sure those lockers never ever open topple them over.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)15:19 No. 649454 ID: 7ef901
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You thought at one point that tentacle hentai would be a popular topic to bond over with your co-workers, hence why you asked everyone if they were into it, which only led to more ridicule.
In retrospect it wasn't that good of an idea...

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)15:27 No. 649456 ID: 7ef901
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You pour the piss all over yourself to hide your scent from all the killer robots roaming about near where you are. The feeling of warmth and coziness of the piss also gives you a nice feeling of safety and security.

>You pour the piss all over yourself to hide your scent from all the killer robots roaming about
>killer robots
Wait, do robots even have noses?

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)15:43 No. 649465 ID: 7ef901
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You topple over the lockers to ensure that they never open despite the previous movie trope being mentioned because fuck movie tropes. Soon after you make a little ghost costume out of the tarp for your friend. It's a nice little way of saying goodbye to him, you know this is what he wanted, or at least what you wanted for him or some shit like that.
You start noticing the wires connected to the locker spewing out blood, that seems to be a thing that this place is doing a lot, so instead of having chemicals seeping from every corner, we now have blood squirting from everything too.
You personally blame the newly installed "Auto Tester" which you personally named "Auto fucker", and not the good type of auto fucker that you buy online, it's the bad way of saying fuck, not like the way you say it in front of a small child but the "You're a stupid fuck" sort of deal, ya dig?
Yes you indeed dig your own confusing and complicated explanation.

I think we've done all we can here for now, let us venture through one of the two exits available to us. I would prefer the shutters, but if you can't seem to get them open the door will suffice.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)15:53 No. 649467 ID: 7ef901
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It starts to dawn on you that killer robots might not have a sense of smell and that you poured piss all over yourself for nothing.
Though you can't really be sure since the crazy fucks around here always have that tendency to add weird things into whatever they're working on. Hell, even the fashion division added lasers to their nail polish.
So it'd only make sense that the mechanical engineers would add scent sensory. Or not, at this point you just really want a valid reason for pouring piss all over yourself.

Well how about this, if any of your custom made creatures turn homicidal and escape you'll be covered from any that may track by scent.

Release all your custom made creatures and tame them. Become the beast master of the lab.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)16:17 No. 649475 ID: 7ef901
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You can't go into the room behind the shutters due to the fact that it's where all the chimeras are made, it's just a small room where all the "Magic" happens. You'd be throwing around confetti while saying that but you lack that.
What a sad day to be confettiless.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)16:25 No. 649477 ID: 7ef901
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You go back to the computer and try to release every various combination of beastlings you can but sadly the machine doesn't have enough nutrition in order to give you any actual beasts to rule over, though with the remaining amount you could make a single beast for you to rule over. Now the question is what sort of monstrosity are you gonna create?

>>649477
Something to protect you from the robots, obviously! It has to be loyal. And hate robots.

...and be into freaky tentacle hentai anime.

Wolf with a snake for a tail and bat wings

Intelligence-enhanced flying octopus with laser eyes: You want something smart enough and dexterous enough that we can pay them a paycheque and they take care of themself when we get out of this mess. They also have to be smart enough that they don't want to kill all humans or strike out on their own when they've got you to hang around with who obviously needs the protection and can reward them by making fun monsters to keep them amused.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)16:57 No. 649484 ID: 7ef901
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You think to yourself "Hmmm...something to protect you from the robots, obviously! It has to be loyal. And hate robots...and be into freaky tentacle hentai anime."
So you decide to create your previously mentioned fursona that you claimed not to have! A combination of a wolf, snake and bat! You'll name this new creation Wakebat, your new trusty sidekick to accompany you!
Now you think you're ready to face the cruel world behind that door that was also slightly cruel since it called you a loser.

A little bit more adorable than I was expecting. Is this really what others consider an "Ungodly Abomination'?

How about... a tentacle monster with a love for life and humanity and a ferocious hatred for animate objects that are not alive.
No need for excessive intelligence. Strong instinct is enough.

Search and plunder the labs for more nutrition as to expand your beast army. Nothing will stop your reign and all will bow to your might.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)17:14 No. 649490 ID: 7ef901
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You go out into the hallway and are greeted with safety! Hoorah! No evil robots!
Instead you see the familiar two doors "Storage" and the ""Storage"" if you know what I'm hinting at with those extra quotation marks. To your right, which is our left, there's the medical center, meanwhile the magic healing center is on your left, which is our right.

Well I see no reason to go to the Medical or Magical Healing centers for now and I really don't care for all the blood around the storage door, so lets try the "storage" door for now.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)17:48 No. 649499 ID: 7ef901
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You go into "Storage", you see the usual "Nutrition Exporters", each with the sole purpose of filling up a Nutrition pod.
Oh and yeah they're all filled with corpses, that's why it's called "Storage" because this is where we throw all the dead bodies.
Also it's called "Storage" because this is where you store all your porn which you see your faithful companion has found.

What is that piece of paper on the floor?

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)18:33 No. 649509 ID: 7ef901
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You examine the singular paper on the ground, seems to be yet another letter to the facility detailing its inhumane activities.
One of your favorite parts about working here is that you have the option to ignore letters like these. Though you never got a chance to properly throw it out before everything went to hell.
Now that you think about it the letter did mention only horrible consequences could come from all you were doing, and it was right.
It's like that one other movie trope from the many that plague your life.

Look in the Nutrition exporters. See anyone you recognize?

Teach Wakebat some combat maneuvers and the value of good porn.

>>649511
The value of good porn is of course that we must earn its use in this case earning it involves escaping the facility alive.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:07 No. 649515 ID: 7ef901
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You recognize nearly everyone in here since most of them are people you worked with. Even before the incident a lot of the scientists died during whatever they were doing, but you assume that the newer scientists put here were killed and dragged here by the killer robots maintaining the Auto-Tester.
Though someone that does stand out is sweet Emily, the only person that still truly respected you no matter what. She was one of the few that even liked your old idea of an Intelligence-enhanced flying octopus with laser eyes.
It seems that chances are one of the killer robots got to her and dragged her here. Though it's odd how the killer robots didn't really do that much damage to her.
You make a mental note to revive your old idea of a laser equipped octopus in memory of poor Emily.

>Though it's odd how the killer robots didn't really do that much damage to her.
Maybe she's faking? Say, she hid herself her to they wouldn't kill her.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:18 No. 649518 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Wakebat during their pornographic training montage. Via the help of bootlegged hentai found in the nearby box, Wakebat increases the newly discovered Combat stat (Also interchangeable with the know good porn stat) by a whopping 20 points!

psst, hey Wakebat. If Eran lets any of the bodies out of those boxes you should show him the new hold you just learned on it.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:30 No. 649523 ID: 7ef901
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You think that maybe the lack of bodily harm onto her might be a sign of faking so you open the nutrition exporter.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:30 No. 649524 ID: 7ef901
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Yeah...she seems pretty dead...But oddly she looks like she was stabbed. No doubt yet again that it's your still bat shit crazy friend's handiwork...

Search the body for any useful items and read that note on her back.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:41 No. 649530 ID: 7ef901
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Wakebat shows off his new combat hold on the deceased body, gaining him a boost of 3.
Eran on the other hand hesitates before shooing him off which makes him lose some sort of stat for waiting so long. I don't know which but I'll find a way to penalize this sick bastard.
Maybe take away some morality or something? Who knows, the questions revolving around stats just keep on piling up.

>>649524
Wait, is that a note on her back?

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:56 No. 649533 ID: 7ef901
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Of course you do the next logical step and read the note on her back.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)19:57 No. 649534 ID: 7ef901
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You turn the note to the other side.
This motivational note improves your happiness by 3.
Words are a powerful thing.

Wow it could not be any more obvious that Erivich loved Emily. What kind of loser has that obvious of an unconfessed love?

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)20:06 No. 649537 ID: 7ef901
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You try to examine the rest of the body but seems it was already looted before.

Though, your bracelet aka "runner" on your arm starts to beep...
JODE HAS REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS.
Eran: Well fuck...

So who is Jode and what is so unfortunate about their awakening?

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)20:16 No. 649539 ID: 7ef901
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You ask yourself what can be so bad about Jode waking up BUT OH THAT QUESTION QUICKLY RUNS FIFTY FUCKING MILES AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!

You've made Jode into an abomination! A creature that you can't bare witness to! You don't have the heart to tell him what sort monstrosity you've turned him into. You don't even have the heart to look him in the eyes after potentially ruining his life!
He's yet another example as to why you're a failure compared to all the other award winning nerds around here!
He was such a nice man, Jode did nothing wrong. But you on the other hand, have.

So he was the one under the tarp then. What enhancements did you give him anyway?

>>649539
What did you to do to Jode to save his life. Did you give him tits or tentacles or what.

...could you just keep him from seeing any mirrors forever.

Bury your mistakes and memories deep within your mind. Lock those thoughts in a mental vault and move on. Let's focus on putting Emily back in her resting place.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)20:34 No. 649544 ID: 7ef901
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You promptly return Emily to her final resting place, and make sure to bury your mistakes and memories deep within your mind. Locking those thoughts in a mental vault and moving on. Only god can forgive you for your sins now.

Grab some of your porn stash then look out the window to make sure Jode isn't out in the hall.

Runner 2015/06/19(Fri)20:47 No. 649547 ID: 7ef901
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We now become Jode as he's added on to our massive list of playable characters!
But what makes him special is that he has a shitty ghost costume. He doesn't know why but it's pretty chill.
[YOU CAN NOW CONTROL ERAN,WAKEBAT,JODE]

Jode use ghostly wail on mystery foe on computer!
Wakebat please cheer up Eran, his moodiness is unwanted.

>>649547
Jode continue using computer without thinking about that you can also see in the other direction.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)01:23 No. 649565 ID: 7ef901
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[GAME PAUSED]

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)07:57 No. 649607 ID: 7ef901
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You notice the unknown foe behind you and put your newly discovered spook powers to the test!
You hope this increases your spook stat, but that's not a real stat and never will be.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)07:58 No. 649608 ID: 7ef901
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The foe notices you and promptly turns around to reveal to be none other than just one of your fellow co-workers, Niksa! She gains a boost of 10 happiness points simply from learning that apparently people can rise from the dead.
Niksa: Wow my ghost bro! You nearly scared the bazoodles out of me!
Jode: Sorry bruh, just following my rad ghostly senses.
Niksa: All cool in the hood my undead room companion.

Jode: Ask Niksa what she was doing on the computer.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)08:22 No. 649612 ID: 7ef901
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Jode: So what sort of rad shenanigans are you up to on the computer?
Niksa: Well ghost lad, do you mind if I call you ghost lad? It fits the whole superhero storyline I've been working on.
Jode: Yeah sure.
Niksa: Well the rest of my superhero crew has sent me here to disable all the nutrition exporters! That way we can go fight the big supervillain behind all this tomfuckery! Then we can all escape and I can live the rest of my days as comic-man as a symbolic gesture to all my dead friends!
Jode: Cool.

Ask if she might need some of your powers of spookery to finish her task while adjusting your sheet, so each hole goes over an eye.

please fuck wakebat

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)11:22 No. 649626 ID: 7ef901
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Jode adjusts his sheets a bit so he puts the eye in the proper location. He looked pretty fucking stupid before you'll admit.
Jode: So bro think you need any of my ghostly rad tricks for whatever you're doing.
Niksa: Could you do some cool ghost tricks! I love those!
Jode: Bro. I know some cool ghost tricks.
Jode decides to use his not real ghostly tricks on the computer by typing in some rather cool looking commands. You don't have a view of what's on the monitor but I can assure that it's some sort of stupid bullshit that doesn't help either one of these two. Though you receive a nice little reminder that you do indeed have the ability to control Niksa as well as with probably a lot of other things.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)11:31 No. 649627 ID: 7ef901
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The sexual tension between Wakebat and Eran grows and grows as time goes on.

Hey Jode if Niksa just needs to disable the Nutrient Extractors they are nearby in the "storage" room in case she isn't getting very far with the computer.

Eran, we need to have a talk about this. first off there is the issue that you are Wakebat's creator, and it is your fursona which just makes any sexual tension unbelievable creepy. Also are you homosexual or did you make your own fursona the opposite gender? The answer could really up the creep factor here.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)12:23 No. 649632 ID: 7ef901
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Eran begins having a sort of inner conflict about the sexual tension between him and his creation.
Eran tells himself that it can't be that creepy since wakebat is the opposite gender, but then again, it's pretty creepy that his fursona is the opposite gender, but he assures himself that's just for roleplay preference, plus she has a dick too so there's not that many differences between you and her! That has to add some sort of boost to his normal stat! (Implying that exists, and even if it did that would probably reduce it by a lot).
Eran keeps on trying to grasp at more straws to prove the lack of creepiness in the situation, but ultimately just makes everything worse for himself.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)12:29 No. 649635 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa and Jode both enter the "Storage" room and witness Eran have his mental break down.
Eran probably loses all his professionality points now but they never really mattered that much in the first place so no one except for Eran cares.

Good to see Jode still has his sheet to cover his enhancements. Greet them as awkwardly as possible, and introduce them to Wakebat.

Jode proceed to haunt and spook eran. Meanwhile Niksa will go pet wakebat.

Jode: Find a can of Beef Jerky, and picks it up.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:22 No. 649670 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa by nature goes up to Wakebat and gives him a proper non perverted petting while Jode prepares to deliver a spookening.
Eran: Oh hey... you two....
Niksa: Hey look it's that freak everyone makes fun of! Hey!
Eran: That's not ummm... True...
Jode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Niksa: Have you fucked this dog yet? I feel like you have.
Eran: Jode I'm sorry for what I did to you but please...can you not make annoying ghost noises...
Niksa: Do you wanna hear a ghost noise? I can make some good ghost noises! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Jode: That's a pretty good ghost noise.
Eran: Anyways ummm...this is my latest chimera...
Niksa: Isn't this thing that weird Oh-Cee you made and showed everyone? Cool! Where are its boobs like in your drawings!
Eran: First of all those weren't my drawings...they were commissioned and...
Niksa: Hey Ecto-lad can you give me some beef jerky? Batsnakewolf wants some!
Eran: Her name first of all is Wakebat...

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:24 No. 649671 ID: 7ef901
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Jode hands Niksa some of the beef jerky he found outside in the hall. Niksa then feeds the Snakewolfbat some delicious jerky to both his snake and wolf counterparts.
Eran: Where did you guys ummm...find that?
Niksa: Out in the hall!
Eran: But that wasn't...there before...?

Wakebat: roll onto your back in preparation to receive belly rubs.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)15:49 No. 649673 ID: 7ef901
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Wakebat rolls onto his back in preparation to receive belly rubs, while on his back everyone gets a clear view as to what sort of special attributes Eran gave him.
Niksa still provides belly rubs, which give her a high boost in happiness and...strangely gives Wakebat a boost in combat...

Jode: Remind Niksa of why she came here.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:53 No. 649685 ID: 7ef901
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Jode: Niksa wasn't there like a thing you had to do here. Take out the nutrition exporty thingies?
Niksa: OH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jode's reminder gives Niksa a slight boost in her memory stat.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:54 No. 649687 ID: 7ef901
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She notices a nearby puddle of blood on the ground and uses her liquid/office themed powers on it.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:56 No. 649688 ID: 7ef901
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This memory boost also gives her memory of the time she gave Emily a bloody blade as a replacement for her arm, so she decides to replicate it but this time for herself.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)16:58 No. 649691 ID: 7ef901
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She proceeds to slice all the nutrition exporters in half.
All of them.
Though a distant alarm starts to ring from all the destruction...

Eran: Quickly recommend everyone flee the room before whatever that alarm is summoning comes; all while secretly hoping no one else notices that your pornography is still sitting right out in the open for everyone to see.

Eran: Okay that was a cool anime power thing (and only a little terrifying) but why did you ruin all those bodies?

...also we should probably run away before something angry responds to that alarm.

Get out of their before the fuzz gets yeah. To the Comic Cave!

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:05 No. 649718 ID: 7ef901
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Eran scoots everyone away from his fucked up porn room and says that it's priority for them to skiddadle before whatever claims to be the fuzz around here arrives. Niksa suggests that it'd be a good idea to go to the comic cave aka the medical center since that's where her and her friends have been hiding out for a while.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:07 No. 649719 ID: 7ef901
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We switch our view to the the comic cave, but in the past, but not too far in the past, maybe like half an hour ago in the past, give or take.
We become Past!Laurence who's still very hard at work with the medical cloning machine, still attempting to make an arm for Emily. A while ago both Niksa and Erivich left the room and they haven't come back since, but at least you have your best friend Lil' Jim with you.
You have no idea how this damn machine works since afterall you work in the fashion division not in the fucking shit nerds division.

Well you know nothing about the operation of the machine so might as well go all out random. Hold up Lil' Jim to the machine and let him push the buttons with his feet; that should assure a truly randomized selection of button presses.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)19:46 No. 649725 ID: 7ef901
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You lift up Lil' Jim to the machine and he uses his drunken wisdom to press a bunch of random buttons.
Due to Past!Laurence's mediocre happiness level, her luck is also mediocre so she makes a hand (just a hand). The machine dispenses it onto the ground.

Play fetch with Lil' Jim using the hand in an attempt to raise your happiness level.

Proceed to make all the hand puns as you press more buttons.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)21:24 No. 649747 ID: 7ef901
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You play fetch with lil' Jim to boost up your happiness. Luckily you have a good throwing arm from all those times you've thrown rocks at people. That used to be a hobby of yours until you got a real job.

Runner 2015/06/20(Sat)21:56 No. 649755 ID: 7ef901
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You try again but this time with a new tactic of hand puns.

Laurence: Less see what sort of fuckin' han' puns can ah make...

Laurence: Maybe some bullshit like, I'll han' it t'ya o' some shit.

Laurence: Puns is the lowess form of comedy anyways...

Laurence: ah guess I'll han' it to the medical team fo' makin' this here han'y machine.

Laurence: Yeah ah's just gonna kill mahse'f fo' makin' these shitty puns af'er this.

Luckily with her boosted happiness stat, her luck increases and helps her recreate an entire arm. You're not sure if it's the proper right or left arm but who cares. Definitely not you.

Keep smashing those buttons, try to make a pineapple.

Well now that we have the arm I guess we should locate Emily, Niksa, or Erivich so we can let them know.

Runner 2015/06/21(Sun)14:58 No. 649859 ID: 7ef901
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You angrily punch the stupid looking buttons in hopes of randomly creating a pineapple.
You manage to create a normal apple.
This sort of pisses you off but at least it gives you something to eat.

Runner 2015/06/21(Sun)14:59 No. 649861 ID: 7ef901
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You put your newly made arm in your inventory and prepare to eat the apple but as you turn around it seems like you're stuck in yet another situation involving a crazed knife wielding man. This wouldn't be the first time you were put into a situation like this, it's pretty common.
He's babbling about hearing some sort of explosion but you can barely understand him. Well you can, but you're choosing to ignore most of what he's saying.

Offer the man an apple to go away. Then contemplate where Lil' Jim went.

Lil' Jim: proceed to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)15:06 No. 650492 ID: 7ef901
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You offer him an apple and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
He stabs you in the arm and fucking hell that hurts.
Laurence: What the fuck is yer problem asshole!
Bat shit crazy insane person (Who's more batshit insane than the other people working here): Food doesn't matter when the world is crumbling all around you, death is the only sweet release we can afford and eating is just another way to delay the great inevitable. Instead of focusing on extending our hell stay here, we have to focus our dreams and hopes into pleasing the highest life form, for she rules over us al-
Laurence: Shut th' fuck up! You fuckin' stabbed me yo' asshole! Now there's fuckin' glitter blood everywhere! Fuckin' amazin'!

being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. sock em in the jaw, with the apple.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:36 No. 650546 ID: 7ef901
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Being an asshole carries the sentence of public humiliation. You try to sock em in the jaw, with the apple but suddenly Lil' Jim proceeds to chestburst from the crazed knife wielder before you can even get near the guy's face.
As usual, Lil' Jim proves to be your best friend.
God bless his soul.

If this is such hell for you than just kill yourself you psycho.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:37 No. 650548 ID: 7ef901
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Soon after killing the batshit insane person, Erivich the bitch bursts into the room crying as the sad piece of shit usually does.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:38 No. 650549 ID: 7ef901
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And then he hugs you...now you feel really uncomfortable. You mentally beg for a time skip. Laurence might not be able to time skip, we certainly can.

So do we have anything to clean that wound? We should probably try to get that patched up.

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:39 No. 650551 ID: 7ef901
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We become future!Everyone, which is pretty much Present!Everyone relative to us instead of relative to Past!Laurence.
Geez, time is a complicated subject, let's just take a gander at how the comic cave is going.
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Erivich: BEST FRIEND!
Laurence: UNREQUITED LOVE!
Niksa: Hey eeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeryone! Meet my new friends! Their name is wolfsnakedoglizard sidekick and ghost lad guy!
Eran: Ummm...Where do I fit in this whole super hero scenario.
Niksa: Ah! I forgot about you hentai freak!
Erivich: NIKSA WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A GHOST COSTUME?! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO RIDICULE MY BELIEFS AFTER I JUST FELT A HARSH LOST?! IS IT BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE JUST ALIGNED PERFECTLY RIGHT VIA A SERIES OF RANDOM ACTIONS TO CAUSE THIS INSULTING ENCOUNTER?!
Niksa: Erivich lad chill.
Eran: The ghost costume is for everyone's good. He's a poor shell of a man he used to be.
Jode: That's what my dad said once...
Lil' Jim: Is we all jest gonna fuckin' igno'e th' alarm o' someone gonna git on thet shit.
Jode: Oh yeah...that's a thing...
It seems that the alarm is warning that a murderbot is coming to assist the medical unit with nutritional issues.
Niksa: Does that mean we're getting granola bars?
Eran: I'm pretty hungry myself...

Wait did Lil' Jim just talk? Eran we gotta get Wakebat in on that shit. How great would it be being able to talk to your fursona?

Runner 2015/06/24(Wed)18:54 No. 650554 ID: 7ef901
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Jode notices Laurence's newest battle wound that she forgot about.
Being stabbed as many times as she's been makes her used to it.
Jode rips off a piece of his spooky ghost costume and gives it to Laurence as a bandage, she happily accepts the offer from her new ghostly companion. If there were a friendship stat, it would've surely been raised right now.

Niksa: Realize that the most useful thing Eran has done so far is make a freakish fetish creation. Further realize that this was actually very useful, surprisingly so, and resolve to encourage him in his perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality.

Erevich: Refuse to listen to the wisdom of your friends, rip off Jode's ghost costume.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)13:58 No. 651191 ID: 7ef901
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Eran: Wow, I just remembered! If the poodlerana can talk...ummm... I could probably teach Wakebat how to talk too!
Niksa: Ya know Genitals engineer, I think you really deserve an upgrade in super hero rank.
Eran: I don't really understand the whole ranking system if we're changing names every second but okay...
Niksa: You're now beastmaster! Without your amazing skills of abomination making due to your perversions against nature and poorly-repressed sexuality, we wouldn't have Lil' Jim and lizardcaninesnakeroguewingsonicbatnakedog here.
Erivich: It doesn't even fucking MATTER Niksa! No one cares about your stupid non-existant diety damn ranking system because it doesn't even have a fucking hierarchy to it! That's the purpose of ranks you fucking idiot! Plus ranks don't even matter anymore because we're all gonna fucking die!
Niksa: Don't make me revoke your upgrade!
Laurence: Loser don't pretend like you didn't get off to the fact that Niksa gave you her runner after your little crush di-
Erivich: STOP BRINGING HER UP SHE LITTERALLY DIED A FUCKING HOUR AGO AND NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BRING THIS SORT OF SHIT UP! OKAY?! NONE OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY HELPING ME COPE RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT! ESPECIALLY THE GHOST GUY, WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING THAT?! TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF ALREADY!
Jode: Bro chill.
Eran: I think I'm getting him to say his first words! Come on little fursona!

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:00 No. 651194 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich: You know what ghost guy if you're gonna go fucking waste our shitty resources then why not fucking take off the ghost shit!
Eran: Wow wow wow don't do that! Erivich he's an abomination of nature under those sheets! He's supposed to be dead! He's just another Frankenstein now!
Erivich: First of all Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster. Second of all fuck off hentai loving sick fuck.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:01 No. 651195 ID: 7ef901
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Eran witnesses Jode's unholy looks. Oh god that's fucking terrifying.
Eran's happiness lowers to a whopping 0 equating even lower than Erivich's 1, going from anger, to just plain sadness.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:04 No. 651198 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich: WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SAD OVER THIS!? YOU ONLY GAVE HIM A TAIL AND EARS!
Eran: *Gross fucking sobbing*
Erivich: STOP CRYING GODDAMMIT ALL THIS NOISE IS JUST GONNA ATTRACT THE MURDER BOTS EVEN MORE!
Eran: *Even louder gross sobbing that isn't helping the situation*
Erivich: YOUR GROSS LOUD SOBBING ISN'T HELPING THE SITUATION!
Erivich's runner starts speaking but isn't audible over all his yelling.
Jode: Dudes...
Eran: *Sobbing that's louder than his runner*
Eran's runner starts speaking but as well isn't audible over all his sobbing.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:09 No. 651201 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich's ranting and Eran's crying goes on for quite a while as both their runners continuously announce something.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:09 No. 651203 ID: 7ef901
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Wakebat: Hey fucklord, look behind you.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:12 No. 651205 ID: 7ef901
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CHECKPOINT FOUR REACHED.

Runner 2015/06/27(Sat)14:13 No. 651207 ID: 7ef901
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You look around and examine your surroundings for a bit, seems like there's a machine with about 3 screens, one of them being blacked out while the other two show faces that seem somewhat familiar, or maybe it's just your schizophrenia? You have a tough time knowing the difference between real people or people you've just made up in your head. You also start gaining a bit more sense to realize that you're covered in blood. How you couldn't notice this before is a mystery to everyone. There's three buttons, each with pretty pictures and colors. You don't know which you want to slam the most. Aswell there's a poster with squiggly lines written all over it. Of course you can't read though since reading is for people who aren't doing important stuff like you. Whatever that important thing you're doing is now.

Oh god this looks horrible. First try to find a way to increase the resolution on all the colored things.

This doesn't look quite as it should, reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results.

WHAT THAT'S NOT RIGHT. YOU ALREADY DID THIS NIKSA. GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY SIMULATION AND RESCUE YOUR FRIENDS. EVEN IF THEY DON'T NEED RESCUING. BUT THEY PROBABLY DO.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)11:08 No. 651676 ID: 7ef901
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You try to re-render the scene. Sadly your memory stat is horrendously low so you probably have a better chance re-rendering something completely new and imaginary than trying to recall such a shittily made memory.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)11:45 No. 651687 ID: 7ef901
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This doesn't look quite as it should, you decide that Niksa should reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results. Sadly the only one with this ability is Wakebat who hasn't been shoved into an emergency energy pod fueling the Auto-Tester.
But un-sadly we become Wakebat who can do all these things. Wow! Switching characters is an amazing option! No wonder it's always the first thing you should suggest.

Wakebat has luckily not been shoved into these machines unlike his human comrades since he's not a very suitable source of nutrition, same goes for Lil' Jim. Wakebat has decided to first go into the control room belonging to Niksa, labelled N-1.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:05 No. 651691 ID: 7ef901
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You might have a hard time telling apart fiction from fact but you know when you're in a simulation.. (Plus you can never forget your cool third arm you've grown emotionally (and Physically) attached to.
You pray for a bit that the murder bots didn't chop it off of you.)
The voices in your simulated head don't hesitate telling you that it's your job to escape and rescue your friends, even if they don't need saving (but probably do).

While Wakebat takes care of Niksa, let's check on another character; let's try to make someone else aware they're in a simulation so Lil' Jim can try to wake them.

Niksa: poke giant floating colored rectangles. This can only help.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:35 No. 651701 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa pokes one of the giant floating rectangles. It seems to be a block made out of liquid.
This sort of reminds you of minecraft. A lot of the things that's been happening to you seems to remind you of video games for some strange reason, first Portal, then Ruby quest and now Minecraft. What's next? Silent hill?

Begin making tools out of the colored blobs: an axe, pickaxe, etc. Also make a pig wearing a saddle to ride.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)12:53 No. 651705 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Erivich who's starting to accept his wet fate. He recently sent out Niksa to the control center in order to help him escape from this flooding test chamber. But he feels like soon she'll be dead due to how much of a schizophrenic fuck she is.

>>651701
Ruby Quest is a video game now?

Erivich: have an odd sense of deja vu.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:17 No. 651713 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa begins making objects out of the colored blobs including an axe, pickaxe, shovel, a hoe, and a pig with a saddle. Having all this adventurous gear reminds her of her younger days consisting of playing a multitude of video games, her favorite of course being Ruby Quest for the Atari 2600.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)13:35 No. 651714 ID: 7ef901
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Erivich begins having a strange sense of Deja Vu, he's been in this exact same situation before.
Using his extremely above average memory he flashbacks to when he was a baby, almost drowning in the bath tub because his parents forgot him there while they were in church.
This memory lowers Erivich's happiness by 5.

Flying octopus with laser eyes, do you exist yet?

Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)15:51 No. 651745 ID: 7ef901
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We take a moment to ask ourselves if the flying octopus with laser eyes exists yet.
By taking a gander at what Eran's doing we can see that yes, The flying octopus with laser eyes is a thing which exists in the realm of virtual reality.
Isn't technology amazing?

Well at least Eran has not turned himself into his fursona in here yet.

Switch to Jobe, or anyone else really. Leaving Eran alone is the best and only option.

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)17:23 No. 651765 ID: 7ef901
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We switch to Jode, Leaving Eran alone was the best and only option.
Jode seems to not have enough nutrition in order to have a simulation so he's just in a digital void. His lack of nutrition is most likely caused by the blood loss of his previous stabbing.
We check our new stat system which seems to be the Nutrition system.
N-1 = Niksa
N-2 = Erivich
N-3 = Laurence
N-4 = Eran
N-5 = Jode

Runner 2015/06/29(Mon)18:30 No. 651782 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa does the obligatory simulationary tasks, just like how she always said
"Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!"
Thanks to her minecraft inspired gear, she manages to do all this with no problem.

Lil' jim go bug Laurence. Wakebat try to wake up Niksa, destroy the dream.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)13:11 No. 651973 ID: 7ef901
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Lil' Jim checks up on Laurence who for some odd reason doesn't have a simulation and seems to not have any of her blood being actively pumped out.
You don't know whether this is a good or bad thing.

It is a good thing. This could only mean that this is some sort of supernatural being that we're dealing with here.
Lil' Jim, check to see if there's any supernatural happenings in the nearby area.

>>651973
Do The Macarena... Show off those sick moves!!!

SUGGESTION: Everybody Do The Flop!!!

Lil' Jim should search Laurence's pockets for stuff.

>>652099
>>652102

Congratulations on not realising that your ID hash is visible for all to see, you moron!

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:06 No. 652140 ID: 0ce360
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Before going back to examining the area in look for supernatural spooks, you examine Laurence's pockets.
You find a pack of cigarettes, an arm (Gross), and a apple.

Runner 2015/06/30(Tue)21:18 No. 652142 ID: 0ce360
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We put on our spookenings detective metaphorical hat and dedicate this time towards discovering any paranormal activity. Lil' Jim goes out to the center of all the rooms, to his right (Our left), is the hallway leading to the emergency exit, to his left (Our right), is the hallway leading to the Auto-Tester.

Lil' Jim must o to the exit, no matter what he may think about.

Go to the exit. Usually supernatural shit lies in the place where you THINK you can leave.

Runner 2015/07/01(Wed)13:57 No. 652283 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim ignores all previous thoughts and heads towards the exit.
It seems to be a ladder leading to a hatch which reads "Fire Escape Only".

Cause a fire, obviously!

Runner 2015/07/06(Mon)12:36 No. 653459 ID: 0ce360
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You don't exactly know how to start a fire without any tools...

scratch the word 'fire' into the wall, then escape it.

Go find some tool-making materials to make tools to create fire.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)16:29 No. 653780 ID: 0ce360
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You go around and gather whatever tool-making tools you can find. You raid everyone's inventory and make an item pile in the center.
Your pile of bullshit contains
1 Apple
2 Arms
2 Lab Coats
1 Pack of Cigarettes
1 empty plastic bag
1 Lighter
1 Artificial Intelligence Chip 0342
1 knife
1 Pair of glasses
1 Motivational Note
1 Jar
Let's see how your far these can help in your quest of pyromania.

Shred both lab coats with your teeth. Pile the shredded cloth then attempt to operate the lighter to set all the cloth on fire.

Use the note as tinder.

Runner 2015/07/07(Tue)17:28 No. 653801 ID: 0ce360
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You scratch the word 'fire' into the wall using the knife. You'd escape it but sadly it doesn't open the hatch so there's nowhere to escape to.

Take an arm wrap it in a shirt then set the whole thing on fire with the lighter.

wakebat do the thing with thing please!

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:11 No. 655374 ID: 0ce360
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You do the logical thing of actually using the lighter and then taking both the arm and shirt and combining them, forming a SHIRT WRAPPED ARM.
Yes, a very clever name. You would pat yourself on the back for that but alas your arm/legs are too tiny for that sort of thing.
But as usual things just can't be that easy, it seems that the lighter is empty.

Runner 2015/07/12(Sun)10:19 No. 655378 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat proceeds to do a thing with a thing (Of course we can't see what he does due to the vagueness of the action, leaving us in a fog of mystery! Wow! :^ O )
But whatever the thing does causes all simulating blobs to disappear. This would lower Niksa's happiness but she sort of knew that one day she'd have to say goodbye to her alternate simulative life.
Now she's just stuck in a really boring void...

You are in a prison of the mind, free yourself Niksa! You have the strength of crazy will to break free, unlike those other chumps!

Lil' Jim go search for on of those convenient lighter recharge stations.
Wakebat please read the manual and figure out how to help the humans.
Finally Jobe, shadow box to combat the boredom of the void.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:14 No. 657338 ID: 0ce360
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Niksa tries to overexert the machine via pulling a highly dangerous "Life Hack". She attempts to boost up her memory stat to the max via taking advantage of being inside the computer and accessing all security footage. After doing so she tries to render each one of those frames all at once.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:15 No. 657339 ID: 0ce360
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Wakebat decides that it's time to read up on the manual for the machine, thankfully his skills in reading pornography pass over to his skills in general reading making him be able to read this pretty fast.
After finishing reading the manual it seems that the only solution is death in the simulation to wake subjects up.
This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that worked in this area was a sadistic bastard.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)06:35 No. 657341 ID: 0ce360
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Jode comes to terms with the fact that he's about to die and decides to finally cross off the last thing on his bucket list.
Learning how to shadow box.
Luckily the familiar mysterious figure hands you what seems to be a youtube video that'll help you earn this skill much faster.
You're pretty amazed that in the realm of simulation people can just physically hand youtube videos.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:01 No. 657366 ID: 0ce360
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Lil' Jim decides that his best option if he's ever gonna refill the lighter is to go to a conveniently place lighter refuel station.
Too bad those places don't exist so you decide to go to the second best option that might as well be considered a refill station.

Runner 2015/07/21(Tue)11:05 No. 657368 ID: 0ce360
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You go to the Auto Tester's pod where all the nutrition goes in, inside this pod there's a fucking monstrosity who's just on constant life support. You grab one of the many tubes connected to her and refill your lighter with it. A little known fact is that a lot of the scientist here have blood that can be used as lighter fluid. This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that works here is pretty fucked up.
You're pretty positive that everyone here has at least 7 different types of cancers.

Erivich try to breath underwater to escape flooding room.
Eran attempt autoerotic asphyxiation with your octopus laser bub.
Lil' Jim, go burn something.

Lil 'Jim: Hug the auto tester pod, and tell it you don't hate it for being a sin against nature. Then assure it we will find a way to save it too.