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897794 No. 897794 ID: 3d1cb0

You have just come into existence and you find yourself faced with A Strange Machine. You are very confused. Who made this? Where am I? Questions such as these fill your mind. But one question as such prevails over all...
Who are you?
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No. 898787 ID: 3d1cb0
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898787

>>898718
Alright. Let me just borrow this pen right quick...
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No. 898788 ID: 3d1cb0
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898788

The top left, as you might have noticed, controls the emotion you feel regarding the object. This is sort of self explanatory - it makes you feel things. Originally there was also meant to be anger and horny. Well the horny part was kind of a joke BUT they did implement this in a sort of roundabout way.

Putting an object in, and setting it to happy, then sad, then fear will make anger. Add the last emotion and it will make horny things. This hasn't really been tested but they're pretty sure that it works.
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No. 898789 ID: 3d1cb0
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898789

The top middle dial controls how useful the item actually is.

This ranges from purely aesthetic uses to things you urgently need. How the machine actually determines this is unknown.
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No. 898790 ID: 3d1cb0
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898790

The top right controls how easy it is to look at, how pretty it is, how pleasing to the eye it is.

This ranges from complete and utter garbage design to masterpieces of creations. If you keep layering the masterpiece option it may or may not force you to look at it forever.
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No. 898794 ID: 3d1cb0
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898794

The bottom left dial essentially justifies how unique the new object is.

It ranges from being not really all that creative with what it makes, to things that are completely unique to itself. It's also a good way to get really random stuff.
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No. 898795 ID: 977456

How do you feel about knowing your own settings?
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No. 898796 ID: 3d1cb0
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898796

The bottom middle dial relates to the attachment the object has to the users life, whether it be emotionally or literally. By literally I mean it could actually bring an object from your past into the future.

This can range from completely false and irrelevant objects or information to stalker-like accuracy with its depictions. A photo from your childhood, your first toothbrush -- do you dare to see what comes from it?
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No. 898797 ID: 3d1cb0
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898797

And finally, the thing you used to make me: Consciousness.

This dial is in its initial state inactive, but with the flick of the switch near the bottom, it becomes active and anything you produce will be able to be alive and maybe conscious. The levels go from potato, to an anime trope character, all the way to literally god.
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No. 898799 ID: 3d1cb0
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898799

>>898795
You set me with the anime trope option, so I can only feel happy, sad, or embarrassed. So, I feel...uh...
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No. 898800 ID: 3d1cb0
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898800

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No. 898801 ID: 3d1cb0
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898801

Happy, I guess.
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No. 898802 ID: 094652

So what's to stop us from making items that are mostly biased towards usefulness and uniqueness? Not that we won't be making a few ugly paintings for the art.
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No. 898806 ID: 575ec0

None
Not usable
Dull
Boring
Irrelevant
Literally God

GOD SHALL BE AN ORDINARY POTATO.
UNMOVING AND UNSPEAKING, IT SHALL KNOW THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE SHALL KNOW IT.

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No. 898807 ID: 50d544

Maybe we can mod in some tsundere to give you an angry option. How do you feel aboutvthat?
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No. 898811 ID: 4f1cbc

>>898801
Would you want us to layer more emotional or mental capabilities on you?
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No. 898831 ID: 094652

With all this accessibility, I have an idea.

You have a near-infinite hallway with which to put STUFF. You have a machine that can summon almost anything.

After you're done summoning life support? Miniature worlds, self-contained and easily placed on little minecarts, followed by tracks and robots to build them. Finally, a VR / micro-clone set so you can play with different worlds without leaving this wonderous machine.

Unlimited adventure and a mod machine for unlucky rolls.
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No. 898886 ID: 3d1cb0
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898886

>>898807
>>898811
It's nice of you to care so much! But...
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No. 898887 ID: 3d1cb0
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898887

Testing on the living is a bit of a tricky process. If you mess up, the results could be...
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No. 898888 ID: 3d1cb0
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898888

...less than fortunate, to say the least.
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No. 898889 ID: 4f1cbc

Well let's not do that, then.
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No. 898893 ID: 3d1cb0
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898893

>>898806
no
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No. 898910 ID: 3d1cb0
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898910

>>898831
You shouldn't need to worry too much. This way out I'm making you should give enough air for you. And as for that other idea...
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No. 898911 ID: 3d1cb0
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898911

...I shouldn't have to even explain how horrible of an idea that is to you.
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No. 898914 ID: 575ec0

>>898893
The Joy this brings me has left tears in my eyes. XD

But srsly though. What if we made 2 or more items that were literally god?
Would like... A pantheon happen?
Maybe reality breaking rivalries?
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898916

>>898914
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No. 898934 ID: 3d1cb0
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898934

the very big sleep

goodnight
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No. 898981 ID: 2b0460

>>898914
I just assumed the anon that vetoed the god-potato idea was the god the builders of this machine created when testing it. I mean, how else would they know that dial makes gods without making one.
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No. 899010 ID: 184efd

>>898934
Next time you wake up, maybe make yourself and your friend a bed/Beds. Can't be comfortable sleeping on the ground.
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No. 899037 ID: 3d1cb0
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899037

And...it's...
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899038

Finished!
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No. 899039 ID: 3d1cb0
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899039

you know that sound? the one that plays for like the ZA WARUDO? yeah that is what you hear when this happens
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No. 899040 ID: 3d1cb0
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899040

Wh--
What?
That was kind of anticlimactic.

It makes some kind of grenade, you think? Except the pin is a doorknob. And also in big letters it is printed "DOOR" on one side.
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No. 899044 ID: 3d1cb0
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899044

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No. 899045 ID: 3d1cb0
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899045

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No. 899046 ID: 3d1cb0
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899046

The grenade "explodes", and a door appears on the wall where the grenade was placed.
"You coming, or what?"
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No. 899047 ID: 094652

Uh... sure? Why are we leaving the machine that can build us anything?
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No. 899051 ID: 33cbe7

Let's just make another one of those before we go, then sure.
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No. 899058 ID: 3d1cb0
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899058

>>899051
You create another door-nade juuust in case, and then you follow Trixie through the door...

Wait, she hasn't even told you her name, has she? You just kind of...chose one. Whatever, you'll ask her about it later.

"Okay, in that case, say hello to..."
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No. 899059 ID: 3d1cb0
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899059

"...The Void."
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No. 899066 ID: e2ea73

Hello void.

Don't make eye contact.
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No. 899067 ID: 33cbe7

So much open space. You know what this means? Jetpack time. Set dials to happy/neither/pretty/inventive/null/no consciousness and see if you've got the hang of this thing you will no longer be using.
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No. 899082 ID: 3d1cb0
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899082

>>899066
You attempt to refuse eye contact with The NoidVoid, and fail. It is kind of everywhere.
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No. 899088 ID: 3d1cb0
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899088

You ask Trixie if she knows if anything or anyone interesting is out there.
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No. 899089 ID: 3d1cb0

>>899088
ah shit didnt add captions uh
I don't really have anything else to say. There COULD be people out there, but i know so little of this place i can't give a clear answer
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No. 899109 ID: 3d1cb0

its 1 am so i am sleep again
i don't have a picture this time becuase im too tired to try to draw something
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No. 899115 ID: 094652

... OH, DOODY, DOODY.
We can make an infinite dungeon out of this place! Some room grenades, furniture, a box of twinkies, so many possibilities!

Well, first and foremost, we should limit what we drop in the void. Physics could be an ass without an anchoring object to catch any falling items safely.

But yeah, can you make some giant room grenades? OH, and for convenience purposes, a map that auto-records any new rooms we make?
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No. 899195 ID: 4f1cbc

I guess we need to explore? Unless we can build doors that go to other places.
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No. 899827 ID: 3d1cb0
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899827

ok
i know this was pretty evident at this point but i kinda need a break from this for a while
so ill make a new thread when i don't feel so tired all the goddamn time
see you all probably next week
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No. 900853 ID: 3d1cb0

>>>900852
new thread!!
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