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248067 No. 248067 ID: 355492

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No. 251695 ID: d677cc

>>251694
Try to make some noise, perhaps by thrashing about!
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No. 251701 ID: 1854db

Just wish yourself up and out of the cage.
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No. 251705 ID: be29bc

Make a marshmallow. Then eat the marshmallow. Then make some noise.
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No. 251708 ID: 383006

Fill the cage up with marshmallows.
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No. 251718 ID: b0ef4c

>>251694
Could you wink the crystal or the key necklace looking thing to yourself and use it to cut the net above allowing you to wink out of the cage?
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No. 251723 ID: e1411d

Hey, your necklace/collar thing's gone. Guess the bird/volto critter took it, but why? Looks like it's got a whole collection of doodads, like some crazy magpie.

Do you think you can tip the cage over? The bottom's probably not meant to hold well when there's nothing underneath it. If that doesn't do anything, the net will be easier to get at if the cage is sideways.
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No. 253609 ID: 2eac65

The space between the bars appears to be wider than your torso. Try and slip between them.
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No. 253712 ID: fd6d7e

your control collar is gone

hulk out
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No. 254566 ID: bf1e7e
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254566

>>251723

I try to shake the cage over, but I don't have enough Oomph to knock it over from inside!

>>253609

They may look like that from there, but I can't get my head through.

>>251718

I can't wink other things unless I am carrying them, and even then they need to be really small.

>>251705
>>251708

I start to make marshmallows in the cage, though I'm not sure what this is meant to accomplish.
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No. 254569 ID: 383006

Scream and shout and throw a fucking fit.
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No. 254571 ID: 27fe93

damn, okay just start making noise.
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No. 254575 ID: d1ad31

Looks like someone is home. Ask them who they are and why they kidnapped you.
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No. 254577 ID: 7c64ab

wheres the exit? can you trhow a mashmallow there?

is the pillow completely sewed? maybe it has something inside itself asides feathers or cotton.
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No. 254587 ID: e3f578

throw a pony tantrum at your futile attempts and completely wreck the cage as a result because mad ponies are ponies with that Oomph you need.
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No. 254591 ID: bf1e7e
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254591

>>254569
>>254571

I raise as much of a ruckus as I am comfortable with. I feel kind of weird shouting a lot.

>>254577

It looks mostly like a big cloth from here. There's obviously something soft inside, though.

>>254575

>"WHAT?!"
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No. 254594 ID: 27fe93

say you are mad at them for taking you.
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No. 254597 ID: 3416ec

Make several marshmallows appear in his pants.
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No. 254606 ID: b0ef4c

>>254591
Ask him why he captured you.
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No. 254608 ID: fd6d7e

Fill that gaping mouth with marshmallows. You two will become the Chubby Bunny champions.
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No. 254610 ID: 476456

"What do you mean what, you kidnapped me!"
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No. 254620 ID: bf1e7e
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254620

>>254597

I can't do that, there are pants in the way!

>>254610

>"NO, FOUND!"

>>254606

>"WIFE!"
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No. 254621 ID: 476456

um..
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No. 254627 ID: 445c48

Ask him if that means his wife found you, or if he found you for his wife.
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No. 254628 ID: 383006

Tell it 'no' and bop it on the nose.
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No. 254629 ID: b0ef4c

>>254620
shove a marshmallow down his throat.
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No. 254630 ID: 27fe93

say he needs a pastor or else it wont be official.
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No. 254682 ID: 3416ec

"But we are not meant to be! I am a pony, and you are a bird! We're two different genus, or the family taxon, even!"
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No. 254692 ID: eae646

"i was not lost to be found! now let me go!"
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No. 254701 ID: d677cc

>>254620
Put as many marshmallows as you can come up with in his huge open mouth there.

Become despondent when he just eats all of them and asks for more.
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No. 254710 ID: fd6d7e

He looks just like a giant grown up baby bird! I could never resist such an adorably gaping beak and wiggling tongue.

Marshmallows~
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No. 254722 ID: a4b4e3

MARSHMALLOWS. RIGHT DOWN HIS THROAT.
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No. 254757 ID: 283fa9

>>254620
10 Place marshmallow in his mouth.
20 Have him say 'Chubby Bunny'.
30 Goto 10
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No. 254763 ID: dda667

>>254722
AGREED.
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No. 254765 ID: 3416ec

>>254757

I am suddenly in favor of this plan.
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No. 254774 ID: f82d85

Say you're not his wife and bite his tongue
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No. 254778 ID: 478b5a

This isn't one of those rape things, is it?
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No. 254810 ID: 8555c2

>>254757
this
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No. 254812 ID: 70e5c6

>>254620
Oh god it's Jim Crow. D:

+1 vote to marshmallow-in-mouth stuff. Also, +1 to pony wife. :3
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No. 254817 ID: 2563d4

>>254757
This is clearly the only sensible course of action.
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No. 254824 ID: 0603e3

Come on guys. Stop trying to solve every problem with our magic powers. This guys a BIRD swallowing objects whole is pretty standard for them, and we can't make marshmallows quick enough for that!

We must use our BRAIN MEATS. He's not too smart we might be able to out talk him... or use our surroundings for an elaborate puzzle once he leaves again.

But yes, fine, give him some Candy. If only so he won't interrupt when we talk.

Namely informing him girls have to agree to be wives before they can be wives. And he's been a very, very bad bird.
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No. 254846 ID: 5a2e05

No, see, his logic is flawed. In order to be found, you must first be lost. We were never lost.
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No. 254860 ID: 439427

>>254778
Indeed, this is a pertinent question. Shut him up with a marshmallow and ask.
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No. 254917 ID: 40cb26

Maybe if we're lucky, your marshmallows give him horrible indigestion!
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No. 254937 ID: bf1e7e
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254937

>>254627
>>254692

>"NOT LOST, JUST NOT FOUND YET! THEN I FOUND! MINE NOW!"

>>254630
>>254682
>>254778

>"WHAT?!"

This guy is very rude ...

>"HEY WHAT ARE Y..."
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No. 254938 ID: bf1e7e
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254938

>"..MMMPGHMMRUMGH!"

Maybe now I can get a word in edgewise
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No. 254942 ID: 3416ec

Much better.

I got an idea. Say if he finds a handkerchief in the forest, you'll consider marrying him.
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No. 254944 ID: 2563d4

>>254938
Headbutt marshmallow so it jams in his throat. Become emotionally scarred as you watch him slowly choke to death.
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No. 254962 ID: 7dbf04

>>254944
This
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No. 254964 ID: d677cc

>>254938
Tell him to let you out of the cage. Insist that you won't just run off or something like that.
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No. 254972 ID: 40cb26

Even if that attack were effective, we'd still be stuck in here. Better try to talk our way out.

Oh and can you make marshmallows that big all the time? Maybe even bigger?
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No. 255006 ID: fd6d7e

Good job Strawberry Fluff. You're getting better at making marshmallows!
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No. 255007 ID: fba40f

>>254938
Do nothing. CHOKE THIS FUCKER
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No. 255020 ID: dcab87

if it is talking that you want:

DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOY

"now you sit down and listen! i have never ever met anypony so rude in my entire equestrian life, and i worked as a nanny of unruly boys and crybaby girls!

have i ever talked to you? did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see? and your wife? have you worms for brains? i am a pony and you are a bird!

now you open this cage this moment young vulture or you will not hear no end of this from everypony from here to ponycity!"
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No. 255033 ID: f82d85

"I'm sure you're a nice pony and all, but I'm a pony and you're a bird. I'm afraid it's not gonna work out."
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No. 256052 ID: bf1e7e
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256052

>>254972
>>255006

Probably, but it takes a bit of time and makes me a bit dizzy.

>>254944
>>254962

*WHUMP*

I try to lunge forward, but he leans back and my head slams into the bars.

owwwwwww~

>>255020
>>255033

>I'm sure you're a nice pony and all

>"NOT PONY! CRULLIT!"

>but I'm a pony and you're a bird.

>"NOT MATTER!"

>did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see?

>"NOT MATTER! I FIND! MINE NOW!!"

>now you open this cage this moment young vulture

>"NO, LATER!"

It doesn't look like making demands is getting me anywhere.
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No. 256055 ID: a4b4e3

When later?
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No. 256056 ID: 2d95d7

A little cunning might do the trick here.

"But if I'm your wife, how am I going to cook and clean your nest if I'm stuck in here?"

Simple minded fool probably wants you to be a servant more than an actual wife.
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No. 256057 ID: 2e8dc0

>>256052
Butter him up - inform him that this is no way to treat his future bride.
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No. 256058 ID: 1578e2

>>256052
Well, may as well get used to the idea~ It could be a nice life~
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No. 256070 ID: 40cb26

>>256052
Tell him you would be a horrible wife, you can't cook or clean and you nag all day every day. Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.
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No. 256071 ID: 5213ba

play along. pretend to be his wife. when you see a chance to escape take it.
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No. 256079 ID: 445c48

Tell him your father would never consent.
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No. 256134 ID: bf1e7e
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256134

Ugh ... my head ...

>>256055

>"BEFORE TONIGHT CRULLITS GO OUT TO FIRE! I SHOW MINE SO I BEST!"

>>256056
>>256057

>"WHAT?! NO, NOT WIFE. MINE!!"

>>256070

>Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

>"YES!! YES THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!!"
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No. 256135 ID: a49390

OH you are a gift! well then.
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No. 256139 ID: 679e7a

Well, that's a relief. Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you? If it's cooking and cleaning, you can bide your time and look for a good chance to escape. If it's eating, we'll have to think a bit faster...
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No. 256188 ID: 4a50ea

>>256134
What do they do with pony gifts at the fire?
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No. 267463 ID: c742d4

C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!!
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No. 267486 ID: 5541c7

>>267463
what's with the necro here?
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No. 272351 ID: bf1e7e
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272351

>>256139

>Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you?'

>"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT GIFT! MINE!!!"

>>256188

>"ALL CRULLITS SHOW THEIRS, THEN BOKBOK TELLS WHOSE IS GOOD! ALL CRULLITS WILL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BEST!!! WILL DEFINITELY GET WIFE!!!"
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No. 272354 ID: 1aad3e

>>272351
So, like, after he gets a wife, what does he plan to do with you?
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No. 272364 ID: 3416ec

Chomp his hand.
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No. 272372 ID: bf1e7e
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272372

>>272354

>"WHAT MEAN AFTER? AFTER HAVE WIFE, STILL MINE! ALL MINE STILL MINE! WIFE NOT HAPPY IF MINE NOT BEST!!"

>>272364

>"OW! MINE IS BAD! IF MINE IS BAD MINE DOESN'T GET TO GO FOR WALK!"
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No. 272375 ID: 476456

well you ..could..try seducing him?
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No. 272377 ID: 4531bc

wait, what? They need to have pretty unicorns to keep their wives happy? O_o
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No. 272378 ID: 1aad3e

>>272372
Wait, a walk! That's your chance.
Play it cool for now - butter him up. Once you get outside, we can see what our options are.
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No. 272381 ID: 4531bc
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272381

>>272378
I heard that in this voice.
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No. 272387 ID: d353c1

You're in a flimsy wooden cage. You are a pony.

When he leaves, just use your back legs to kick the thing over.
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No. 272395 ID: 99433a

It doesn't look that flimsy. That said, persistence is good.
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No. 272403 ID: bf1e7e
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272403

>>272375

Doing what?

>>272377

>"NEED TO HAVE BEST! IF HOUSE NOT BEST, WIFE NOT WANT! BUT DOESN'T MATTER, MINE IS BEST NOW!!!"

>>272378

I suppose I could give it a shot.

I apologize for biting him, and say it's just from being stuck in the cage overnight. I'll probably be better if I take a walk.

He goes and digs around in a chest, bringing out my necklace and a rope. He opens the cage by fiddling with some sort of latch on the bottom, then puts the necklace on me with the rope tied to it.

>>272387
>>272395

I already tried to break and knock down the cage, I just don't have enough Oomph! Cloud Dancer might have been able to do it, but I probably just can't.
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No. 272406 ID: 2563d4

>>272403
Be easily distracted from dire situation by material gains of PRETTY NECKLACE and proceed to prance around gaily.
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No. 272407 ID: 99433a

>>272403
Can you encase things in marshmellows?
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No. 272409 ID: e3f578

Ask for his name and to stop calling you "Mine" and instead Strawberry Fluff. You were already taken against your will, he could at least have a little bit more respect for you.

Any retaliating response and you pull a "Well what if you were MINE, huh? Then I could just walk or fly you out all day with a leash and call you MINE! What if I found you when you lost instead of you finding me? Wouldn't you prefer to be called your name than MINE?" response of that nature. But do it when you're out of the house in case he doesn't take that bullshit. But really you should just start mimicking his attitude until you've convinced him your a waste of space and thus not the best he could offer to a wife. Because surely not even this man couldn't handle himself if he wasn't well, him.
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No. 272410 ID: 64dbb9

>>272403
Question: Can you wink out with the rope attached to you?
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No. 272418 ID: 3416ec

During the walk, trip him up with a marshmallow. Then chew the rope while he's distracted.

Repeat as necessary until you can flee.
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No. 272420 ID: 383006

Just let it happen. Be the prettiest pony. If he gets the wife, he'll get distracted and that's your chance to flee.
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No. 272486 ID: 2ea108

This guy is pretty dumb. There's not much point in trying to argue with him.

Maybe some of the other bird people are less, uh, stupid. Either way, you can get away later if you have to, or your friends will find you.

Be the prettiest pony. Also, if there are a lot of other ponies, they might need your help!

Then you can murder all of the birds with deadly marshmello chokes.
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No. 274937 ID: bf1e7e
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274937

>>272406

I don't know if it really counts as 'gains,' it's my necklace after all!

I guess it is nice to have it back though!

>>272410

No, I'll just go as far as the rope stretches.

>>272409

I'm pretty sure that if I start arguing with him now he'll just take me back inside and put me back in the cage!

>>272420
>>272486

I guess I'll play along for now, it can't really hurt anything and it'll be nice to get a chance to stretch my legs.

Oh wow, it looks like we're up near the very peak of the mountain! There are a couple of other caves here, probably where the 'other crullits' live. And there's a fire pit in the middle. I guess that's what he was talking about earlier?

It's really high up here. I might have some trouble getting down ...
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No. 274949 ID: 1854db

>>274937
I suggest you make more marshmallows. They seem to be eating them.
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No. 274956 ID: 5bd740

Oh jeez, don't encourage them, or they'll make you in to a marshmallow slave or something.
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No. 275055 ID: 99433a

>>274937
Roll in the dirt! Be the dirtiest pony!
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No. 275061 ID: 701a19

>>275055
Yes! Make yourself the worst! Make yourself so bad that he looks better for getting rid of you!
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No. 275064 ID: 5b95eb

Nope, make more marshmallows.
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No. 275072 ID: 2563d4

You could compromise by making more marshmallows then smushing them into a sticky, dirt-grabbing mess in your mane.
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No. 384972 ID: 049dfa
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384972

I think about getting all dirty but ... that'd be really gross! I don't think that I really want to do that!

Besides, there's not a lot of real dirt here anyway. It's mostly just rock. And rolling around on the rocks seems like it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>>274949
>>275064

Lacking any better ideas, I make another Marshmallow

>HEY! WHERE TASTY COME FROM?!

It seems like that caught the attention of the Crullit at the Fire Pit.
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No. 384973 ID: 1854db

>>384972
Say that you did it.
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No. 384974 ID: a2fa74

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."
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No. 384986 ID: fa9f7e

>>384974
Sounds good.
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No. 385010 ID: 6cd126

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.
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No. 385038 ID: 0d7a83

>>384974
Engage master plan.
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No. 385049 ID: 146bca

>>384974

This.
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