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248067 No. 248067 ID: 355492

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No. 255006 ID: fd6d7e

Good job Strawberry Fluff. You're getting better at making marshmallows!
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No. 255007 ID: fba40f

>>254938
Do nothing. CHOKE THIS FUCKER
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No. 255020 ID: dcab87

if it is talking that you want:

DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOY

"now you sit down and listen! i have never ever met anypony so rude in my entire equestrian life, and i worked as a nanny of unruly boys and crybaby girls!

have i ever talked to you? did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see? and your wife? have you worms for brains? i am a pony and you are a bird!

now you open this cage this moment young vulture or you will not hear no end of this from everypony from here to ponycity!"
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No. 255033 ID: f82d85

"I'm sure you're a nice pony and all, but I'm a pony and you're a bird. I'm afraid it's not gonna work out."
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No. 256052 ID: bf1e7e
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256052

>>254972
>>255006

Probably, but it takes a bit of time and makes me a bit dizzy.

>>254944
>>254962

*WHUMP*

I try to lunge forward, but he leans back and my head slams into the bars.

owwwwwww~

>>255020
>>255033

>I'm sure you're a nice pony and all

>"NOT PONY! CRULLIT!"

>but I'm a pony and you're a bird.

>"NOT MATTER!"

>did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see?

>"NOT MATTER! I FIND! MINE NOW!!"

>now you open this cage this moment young vulture

>"NO, LATER!"

It doesn't look like making demands is getting me anywhere.
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No. 256055 ID: a4b4e3

When later?
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No. 256056 ID: 2d95d7

A little cunning might do the trick here.

"But if I'm your wife, how am I going to cook and clean your nest if I'm stuck in here?"

Simple minded fool probably wants you to be a servant more than an actual wife.
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No. 256057 ID: 2e8dc0

>>256052
Butter him up - inform him that this is no way to treat his future bride.
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No. 256058 ID: 1578e2

>>256052
Well, may as well get used to the idea~ It could be a nice life~
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No. 256070 ID: 40cb26

>>256052
Tell him you would be a horrible wife, you can't cook or clean and you nag all day every day. Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.
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No. 256071 ID: 5213ba

play along. pretend to be his wife. when you see a chance to escape take it.
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No. 256079 ID: 445c48

Tell him your father would never consent.
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No. 256134 ID: bf1e7e
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256134

Ugh ... my head ...

>>256055

>"BEFORE TONIGHT CRULLITS GO OUT TO FIRE! I SHOW MINE SO I BEST!"

>>256056
>>256057

>"WHAT?! NO, NOT WIFE. MINE!!"

>>256070

>Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

>"YES!! YES THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!!"
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No. 256135 ID: a49390

OH you are a gift! well then.
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No. 256139 ID: 679e7a

Well, that's a relief. Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you? If it's cooking and cleaning, you can bide your time and look for a good chance to escape. If it's eating, we'll have to think a bit faster...
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No. 256188 ID: 4a50ea

>>256134
What do they do with pony gifts at the fire?
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No. 267463 ID: c742d4

C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!!
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No. 267486 ID: 5541c7

>>267463
what's with the necro here?
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No. 272351 ID: bf1e7e
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272351

>>256139

>Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you?'

>"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT GIFT! MINE!!!"

>>256188

>"ALL CRULLITS SHOW THEIRS, THEN BOKBOK TELLS WHOSE IS GOOD! ALL CRULLITS WILL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BEST!!! WILL DEFINITELY GET WIFE!!!"
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No. 272354 ID: 1aad3e

>>272351
So, like, after he gets a wife, what does he plan to do with you?
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No. 272364 ID: 3416ec

Chomp his hand.
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No. 272372 ID: bf1e7e
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272372

>>272354

>"WHAT MEAN AFTER? AFTER HAVE WIFE, STILL MINE! ALL MINE STILL MINE! WIFE NOT HAPPY IF MINE NOT BEST!!"

>>272364

>"OW! MINE IS BAD! IF MINE IS BAD MINE DOESN'T GET TO GO FOR WALK!"
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No. 272375 ID: 476456

well you ..could..try seducing him?
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No. 272377 ID: 4531bc

wait, what? They need to have pretty unicorns to keep their wives happy? O_o
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No. 272378 ID: 1aad3e

>>272372
Wait, a walk! That's your chance.
Play it cool for now - butter him up. Once you get outside, we can see what our options are.
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No. 272381 ID: 4531bc
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272381

>>272378
I heard that in this voice.
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No. 272387 ID: d353c1

You're in a flimsy wooden cage. You are a pony.

When he leaves, just use your back legs to kick the thing over.
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No. 272395 ID: 99433a

It doesn't look that flimsy. That said, persistence is good.
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No. 272403 ID: bf1e7e
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272403

>>272375

Doing what?

>>272377

>"NEED TO HAVE BEST! IF HOUSE NOT BEST, WIFE NOT WANT! BUT DOESN'T MATTER, MINE IS BEST NOW!!!"

>>272378

I suppose I could give it a shot.

I apologize for biting him, and say it's just from being stuck in the cage overnight. I'll probably be better if I take a walk.

He goes and digs around in a chest, bringing out my necklace and a rope. He opens the cage by fiddling with some sort of latch on the bottom, then puts the necklace on me with the rope tied to it.

>>272387
>>272395

I already tried to break and knock down the cage, I just don't have enough Oomph! Cloud Dancer might have been able to do it, but I probably just can't.
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No. 272406 ID: 2563d4

>>272403
Be easily distracted from dire situation by material gains of PRETTY NECKLACE and proceed to prance around gaily.
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No. 272407 ID: 99433a

>>272403
Can you encase things in marshmellows?
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No. 272409 ID: e3f578

Ask for his name and to stop calling you "Mine" and instead Strawberry Fluff. You were already taken against your will, he could at least have a little bit more respect for you.

Any retaliating response and you pull a "Well what if you were MINE, huh? Then I could just walk or fly you out all day with a leash and call you MINE! What if I found you when you lost instead of you finding me? Wouldn't you prefer to be called your name than MINE?" response of that nature. But do it when you're out of the house in case he doesn't take that bullshit. But really you should just start mimicking his attitude until you've convinced him your a waste of space and thus not the best he could offer to a wife. Because surely not even this man couldn't handle himself if he wasn't well, him.
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No. 272410 ID: 64dbb9

>>272403
Question: Can you wink out with the rope attached to you?
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No. 272418 ID: 3416ec

During the walk, trip him up with a marshmallow. Then chew the rope while he's distracted.

Repeat as necessary until you can flee.
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No. 272420 ID: 383006

Just let it happen. Be the prettiest pony. If he gets the wife, he'll get distracted and that's your chance to flee.
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No. 272486 ID: 2ea108

This guy is pretty dumb. There's not much point in trying to argue with him.

Maybe some of the other bird people are less, uh, stupid. Either way, you can get away later if you have to, or your friends will find you.

Be the prettiest pony. Also, if there are a lot of other ponies, they might need your help!

Then you can murder all of the birds with deadly marshmello chokes.
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No. 274937 ID: bf1e7e
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274937

>>272406

I don't know if it really counts as 'gains,' it's my necklace after all!

I guess it is nice to have it back though!

>>272410

No, I'll just go as far as the rope stretches.

>>272409

I'm pretty sure that if I start arguing with him now he'll just take me back inside and put me back in the cage!

>>272420
>>272486

I guess I'll play along for now, it can't really hurt anything and it'll be nice to get a chance to stretch my legs.

Oh wow, it looks like we're up near the very peak of the mountain! There are a couple of other caves here, probably where the 'other crullits' live. And there's a fire pit in the middle. I guess that's what he was talking about earlier?

It's really high up here. I might have some trouble getting down ...
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No. 274949 ID: 1854db

>>274937
I suggest you make more marshmallows. They seem to be eating them.
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No. 274956 ID: 5bd740

Oh jeez, don't encourage them, or they'll make you in to a marshmallow slave or something.
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No. 275055 ID: 99433a

>>274937
Roll in the dirt! Be the dirtiest pony!
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No. 275061 ID: 701a19

>>275055
Yes! Make yourself the worst! Make yourself so bad that he looks better for getting rid of you!
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No. 275064 ID: 5b95eb

Nope, make more marshmallows.
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No. 275072 ID: 2563d4

You could compromise by making more marshmallows then smushing them into a sticky, dirt-grabbing mess in your mane.
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No. 384972 ID: 049dfa
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384972

I think about getting all dirty but ... that'd be really gross! I don't think that I really want to do that!

Besides, there's not a lot of real dirt here anyway. It's mostly just rock. And rolling around on the rocks seems like it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>>274949
>>275064

Lacking any better ideas, I make another Marshmallow

>HEY! WHERE TASTY COME FROM?!

It seems like that caught the attention of the Crullit at the Fire Pit.
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No. 384973 ID: 1854db

>>384972
Say that you did it.
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No. 384974 ID: a2fa74

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."
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No. 384986 ID: fa9f7e

>>384974
Sounds good.
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No. 385010 ID: 6cd126

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.
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No. 385038 ID: 0d7a83

>>384974
Engage master plan.
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No. 385049 ID: 146bca

>>384974

This.
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