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784444 No. 784444 ID: 4063a3

CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html
CHAPTER 9 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/768999.html

WIKI :: http://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Little_Town_Called_Coxwette
DISCUSSION :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html


You got knocked the HECK out in a little town called Coxwette.
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No. 784445 ID: 4063a3
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784445

There’s a broken bowl on the floor, and the little shelf next to the couch got knocked over. You are trying to charge at Geoff, but something is holding you back.

You: “Fuckin bitch ASS DOG!”

You: “I’ll break your GOD DAMN NOSE fuckin faggot!”

Naz: “CHUCK!”

Selma: “Grab him!”

Naz: “CHILL!”
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No. 784446 ID: 4063a3
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784446

Geoff: “I’m sorry man! I’m sorry!”

Geoff rubs his aching hand and backs up.

Geoff: “I don’t know what got into me! I’m sorry!


a) break his nose
b) leave

You will only do one of these two things right now.
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No. 784447 ID: 9145ba

>being held back by Naz and Selma, the Nerd Crew

Now who's weak?

B) Leave. Today, you made Geoff a MAN.
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No. 784449 ID: 67456a

Leave, you hysterical idiot. Learn to take it instead of dishing it out for once.
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No. 784450 ID: 3abd97

Respect, Chuck. You called Geoff out, and he reacted like a man. You got him to man up! To grow a pair!

This is good progress. Don't go breaking his nose.

Break down and start laughing like an idiot. You sure didn't expect that to happen.
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No. 784451 ID: 9f3729

>>784447
you know what? yeah, true. Get outta here, last thing you need is to sour your night further.

We'll get him though, don't you worry chuck.

Plans are brewing.
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No. 784452 ID: ca6f74

>>784446
Fuck him up. This shall not stand.
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No. 784453 ID: 398fe1

>>784446
b, he's half out of his mind from sleep deprivation and envy.

But you sure aren't gonna go on that double date. He's on his own now. Get to the meeting.
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No. 784454 ID: b6a557

Oh don't be such a whiny little bitch. Leave.
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No. 784455 ID: 1ad8a4

>>784446
>C. Stroll up to him in a faux-angry way, then say "You know what you did, and you know what to do to make it right. GET A DATE WITH LISA!"
Then we can re-equip our smug, and laugh.
>"But srsly tho, don't keep a lady waiting. I mean, Lisa is at least worth the punch you just threw me."
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No. 784458 ID: 01171b

Stop. Check if he messed up your teeth. If so, A.
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No. 784460 ID: 8d4593

*Ahem* Sorry for the words you caught me off gaurd. You can't just blind side a guy like that.

We are going to fight now.
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No. 784461 ID: 143250

Leave and mend your bruised ego. Your acting like your deadbeat father right now, not cool.
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No. 784466 ID: 91ee5f

>>784446
A

"I'm glad you grew some balls, but you can't just slug another man and not get slugged back! If you can dish it out, that means you can also take it! So get the fuck over here and take your lumps like a man!"
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No. 784468 ID: ec55a2

B. Just let it go, man! It's not worth the bad press.
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No. 784469 ID: 9f3729

>>784466
If we are capable do this, otherwise b
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No. 784470 ID: 52c198

B
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No. 784471 ID: 65ec8d

B.

Woulda thought you'd learned to take a punch by now, man.
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No. 784477 ID: a82793

Hey chill the fuck out! You were laying it on thicker than goddamned tar earlier by fucking his roommate in front of him. And to rub salt in the wound (or rather setting it on fire) you taunt him in front of a woman, you are goading someone who hasn't even stepped up the fucking plate. CHILL.
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No. 784479 ID: c0f910

now you can have make up sex
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No. 784481 ID: b412df

Cool it, Chuck! This ain't what legends do. Just leave, cool off, somehow. Get outta here an clear your head. (b)
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No. 784483 ID: a8bc5c

B: you brought it on yourself chill the fuck out.

And get some proper work done. Town's going to hell in a handbasket while you continue to be obsessed with banging everything in this clambake that'll fit your ceaseless wang!
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No. 784484 ID: a788b7

Just get out of there chuck, you have better things to do than beat some dork to death even if a snake witch will just bring him back to life
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No. 784486 ID: 8111b6

Leave, bit make sure he knows he's got a knuckle sandwich coming to him later.
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No. 784487 ID: 9876c4

Dammit, not the little shelf.

You are cooler than this, Chuck. Depart for the sake of your own rep.
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No. 784488 ID: 74f2d9

>>784446
b.

pfff man, that was worth it.
feel proud, you raised him well.
anyhow, leave.
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No. 784495 ID: 8a204b

>>784445
Chuck.

Dude.

Anger issues much?
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No. 784497 ID: aebfae

>>784446
B) Listen to the nerds, Chuck. Calm yourself, and leave. Be proud of the fact you've gotten Geoff to man up! No need to escalate this further.
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No. 784499 ID: 0555b9

A) KILL GEOFF
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No. 784501 ID: 211d83

B. You should be proud that he finally stood up for himself.

Besides what kind of wimp cant take one of his punches and shrug it off.
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No. 784504 ID: 32d29a

Leave, but get dressed if you're going outside.
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No. 784507 ID: 6bda2b

B
Kinda proud of the guy. Play it cool. Maybe fake a punch on the way out and then flick his stupid dog nose or something to salvage your pride.
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No. 784509 ID: 18c9f5

B. You put the FIRE OF MANHOOD in his blood. You don't need to put him in the dirt.

That being said, let him know you're going to repay that punch at a later date. No hard feelings about it, it's just fair.
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No. 784512 ID: ad6eaf

>>784446
B
You totally deserved that and should be proud that Geoff actually grew a pair for once.
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No. 784513 ID: e136ae

Seduce him.
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No. 784530 ID: d45e5a

>>784445
>>784446
HIT THE (B)RAKES!

No point in souring this thing to everyone, and ruining the chance of the double date.

Calm down and tell you went in the heat of the moment too, and compliment him for manning up, that should also boost his confidence (while making you look less like a jerk. no offense, but going by your current record, you deserved something even worse than just this).
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No. 784557 ID: 4063a3
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784557

You leave the apartment.

You could have taken him easily. He sucker punched you! That’s it! What a bitch move! You could have dragged his ass out of there with one arm and tossed him down the stairs. Easy. God damn what a punk ass bitch. Shit

There is a little bit of time left before the town meeting starts, so you might be able to drop by somewhere else before heading to the library.
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No. 784559 ID: 79a07e

>>784557
There's one punk here, and it ain't him.
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No. 784560 ID: b412df

Dude, maybe you could but it ain't right, you're not in the right state of mind to think about this stuff.

You got a quiet place you could just chill at for a bit while you simmer down? Like the train station or something? Assuming you don't need to do anything before the meeting.
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No. 784562 ID: 143250

You forgot the rope. Eh whatever. Go to the train station. Do some thinking there.
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No. 784565 ID: 65ec8d

Go cool your head, Chuck, sheesh. Cold shower or go punch a tree or something. What got into you? Never struck me as a guy so fragile he'd blow up like that. That was like when girls get physically violent with each other, not a tough guy like you. How'd you ever survive dealing with other guys on the wrong side of the law, acting like that? Hell, don't you ever remember being the smaller guy who pissed off some bigger dude with an eggshell ego? Your dad, maybe?

Anyway, you left. Good. You're a smart guy and that was a smart move. Geoff's been around here longer than you have, got more friends. Kicking the crap out of him would have made you feel better for like twelve seconds and then dumped you right square in shit alley, population police attention. Nobody around here'd be impressed by that. That farm guy maybe? Still doubt it, and who cares about him anyway. You can show off your manliness by taking out those monsters, that'll make it much clearer than trashing a toothpick like Geoff.
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No. 784568 ID: d6835f

>>784557
I don't think Geoff is the main problem here, Chuck. You've got a lot of shit on your plate and you're patience is at an all time low.
Just go cool off for a while and you'll be fine.
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No. 784571 ID: 2c0bc1

Know what we need right now? Booze
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No. 784572 ID: 0555b9

Extend the offer of a real fight to him later. Reassert that unhealthy masculinity.

For now, visit the train station.
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No. 784579 ID: 9876c4

You spent the afternoon boning rodents, and got run off by a lurking coyote. Prime cat behavior.

Find somewhere sunny to curl up, and complete that hat trick.
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No. 784584 ID: 38fe42

>>784557
You should find a way to settle this shit with geoff, when you cool down.

But honestly fighting or beating up Geoff is a bad idea, i mean, what do you win with this? The right to brag about beating up the everloving shit out of a scrawny kid just because he got a bit too angry at your insults.

Plus you'd get a lot of shit for it, probably more than you can weasel, seduce and explain your way around.

You need the town on your side if you ever want to put an end into the monsters, not against you. And you are already on lady luck's mercy thanks to a faulty condom.

And don't even think of fucking Lisa just so you can mock him or brag about it. Hitting geoff in the dick with a baseball bat until he couldn't possibly be classified as a male would be less of a low blow.

Either way, go find somewhere you can go to cool off. You gotta get your mind clear if you want to do anything here right.
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No. 784588 ID: aebfae

>>784584
This right here.

Go to the train station, calm down, reflect. Punch a couple of wooden walls if you're still angry.
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No. 784598 ID: 0b99d7

>>784557
Oh stop it, that's the angry talking and you know it, you were trying to get him to react, stepped a little too hard on the taunt pedal so he put his foot to the floor on punch response.
This is another win for you buddy, now get it together, don't want to have to explain why you're stomping around looking sullen to whoever notices.
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No. 784599 ID: 398fe1

>>784557
Now he owes you. He can pay you back later with a blowjob or with his butt. That'll show him who the top cat is around here.

Go loiter around the general store like a hooligan.
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No. 784601 ID: dd62ec

>>784599
This man knows where it's at
However, remember that we have not yet fucked he police officer, and if loitering's illegal for some reason in this ass-backwards town we might ruin our chances.
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No. 784604 ID: 65ec8d

>>784601

Hmm, police. That's an idea. The cops must have some sort of little training room or something, right? A target dummy or two, a punching bag, couple of other things? Layla seems like she's into exercise. I bet she'd know where you could vent some rage.
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No. 784621 ID: a363ac

Go find angela and make her sing a stupid song.
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No. 784622 ID: 38fe42

>>784599
I'm not so sure about fucking geoff or loitering, but asking for a favor is probably the best way to settle this.

Wait for things to cool off a bit (especially chuck), confront him, threaten him a bit, set the favor/condition then smooth talk the rest of it. And given his reaction to chuck's outburst it won't be that hard to coax out a favor from him.

Geoff gets out with his body still in one piece, Chuck gets his pride back (and a bonus), and we all avoid throwing pretty much all of our progress in the toilet because two idiots don't know when its too much.
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No. 784674 ID: e136ae

Demonstrate our dominance by seducing Geoff. That's how some animal societies do it. Mount him in front of Lisa. Then mount Lisa.
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No. 784687 ID: 064dbf

Fuck! I missed the chance to tell all you betas we need to do A. We could go back and kick his ass! But nah. It's too late. I'm not mad at him for fighting, only for that cheap shot.
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No. 784736 ID: 38fe42

>>784687
As much as we need to get back on geoff for this low blow, nothing good would come from beating him up.

Beating up a sleep-deprived scrawny kid for that isn't going to do any good for your reputation.
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No. 784860 ID: 064dbf

I guess if we're not fighting and we're not fucking we should probably get to the meeting. Go back to Ramona and Sally and give them escort. We don't need another Marcie incident.
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No. 785087 ID: 241e41

>>784557
Settle down, Chuck. You chose the better option. Yes, you could have seriously hurt him if you felt like fighting. You know you could have hurt him. He knows you could have hurt him. Naz and Selma know you could have hurt him. But you didn't have to hurt him.

You're not living in the street anymore. This isn't a place where you have to be tough and intimidating or someone will slit your throat for your pocket change. This is a small town where the people try to lead peaceful, stable lives and spend their free time having fun together. Geoff isn't a dangerous enemy who needs to learn not to mess with you, he's just a boy who made a bad decision; he was already regretting what he did when you left, not because of fear, but because he felt guilty. If you're still feeling cross with him, you can talk to him about it later.

It's good that you didn't attack him, Chuck. No one is going to think less of you for it, and you wouldn't have earned any respect by fighting him. You promised Ramona that you'd be a better person. Think of how disappointed she'd be if she heard that you'd gotten into a fight with Geoff. You wouldn't want to do that to her, would you? That's not your life anymore; you don't have to go back there. You've got a chance at something better.

Right now, you need to calm down before the meeting. Find a way to work through your aggression that doesn't involve lashing out at someone. You probably should't go to the bakery or get drunk. Maybe you could go to the library and find a book to read for a bit; it might not be all that entertaining, but it's better to be bored than angry when you get there. Or you could just go to a public place and walk in circles to work out your nervous energy.
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No. 785125 ID: 8d4593

Eh don't get too worked up about him, Chuck. All he did was open the door to himself getting punched at a later date. He will get his, and it'll be funny too.
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No. 785153 ID: 53011a

y'all got some fragile-ass egos i tell ya what

maybe check in on the plaths c:
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No. 785163 ID: 4063a3
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785163

Come to think of it, fucking Lisa would be the ultimate way to get back at Geoff. Yeah… yeah! It’s flawless. You can’t un-fuck her so there’s no way Geoff would get back at you for that. You can’t see any problems with this line of thinking.

You leave the strange little apartment complex and go to the north side of town to the train station.
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No. 785164 ID: 4063a3
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785164

You climb the old, creaking steps onto the platform, and a steady wind picks up at your back. No birds call from the distant woods, no oncoming train, and no tortoise. It is a relaxing place to think, but at the same time you feel taunted by the outside world, as if it is wryly whispering no one, no thing is out here.
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No. 785165 ID: 4063a3
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785165

Rita: “You come up here too, huh?”

You: “SH”

Your heart skips at least a beat.

You: “Oh, hey.”

You: “Yeah. Sometimes.”

Rita: “It’s awful quiet, isn’t it? Feels like I’m the only one who ever does…”

Rita: “Feels like my special spot.”

Rita: “Sometimes.”
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No. 785168 ID: 4fe424

Dick the dag.
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No. 785169 ID: 398fe1

You know what would be another way to get back at Geoff? Fucking his sister.

Tell her it's nice, but it also makes you keenly aware of how you can never leave the town.
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No. 785170 ID: 91cfcf

Laugh your terror off and agree. Ask if she ever feels like you do about the taunting thing and nothing else being out there.
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No. 785182 ID: 4c0339

>>785169
This
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No. 785200 ID: aebfae

>>785182
Agreed.
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No. 785210 ID: dcbf54

>>785169
his sister and Lisa cause we were going to do that anyway!!
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No. 785219 ID: 143250

Come to think of it, you are unemployed, and working with Marcie again is out of the question. Ask if she is hiring. It will be an easy way to get closer to her as well, and still get to talk to people during a delivery run.
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No. 785220 ID: 9145ba

>>785169
That's the plan, after all. Bring up the possibility of inviting her to a "friendly lunch" with "some of Geoff's friends".
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No. 785236 ID: 064dbf

DUDE! THE TOWN MEETING!

I mean you can flirt with Rita a little but get yourself over to city hall! (And escort Rita)
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No. 785305 ID: 9876c4

Begin slow roll.

Learn about why she comes here, learn what's hard in her life right now. Listen to how much she misses hanging out with Geoff. Then deploy date plan when applicable.

In some ways, the best thing we can do here is not act attracted to her.
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No. 785315 ID: ff7fbc

>>785163
Well, that is a plan, but i still feel its not the best course of action. I mean, she just told you she had a massive crush on geoff, and her tactics are beggining to border the line between stuble and wearing a goddamn neon sign that says "fuck me geoff!". Plus she was the only woman in town to out-sass you, so your seduction powers aren't 100% effective.

On a side note its a good thing you didn't attack geoff if you want to go on that plan, or else your chances with lisa would probably go from reasonably low to "You'd have a better chance at robbing a bank buck naked and armed with nothing but a comically undersized dildo. And that while your dick is stuck in a jar full of carolina reaper sauce."

On the other hand, fucking his sister (like >>785169 said) is a much better idea. None of the cons/problems of the "fuck lisa" plan, plus its guaranteed to hit close to home.

I'd vote for fucking the sister. Just make sure you get condoms that work. You want to get back at him, not become his brother in law.
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No. 785324 ID: a8bc5c

Cripes what the heck is wrong with you guys?

Don't immediately revenge-bang geoff's sister, chuck.

You are REGRESSING into the angry bank robber jerkface that jumped off of a town to escape the authorities before you got stuck here.

Do you want to be that kind of person to Ramona? To the snayor?
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No. 785328 ID: 9145ba

>>785324
You say that like he ever stopped being the bank robber that jumped off the train and started schmoozing all the ladies.
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No. 785331 ID: b8d5aa

TOWN MEETING

escort dogcop there, be chatty and possibly flirtatious on the way
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No. 785339 ID: 65ec8d

>>785324

Chuck isn't totally in our control, here, especially when he's still coming down off the rage. We gotta wean him off the idea of revenge-fucking Lisa by gradually downgrading him to slightly less terrible ideas one after the other. By the time he'd be able to actually succeed in any plan to fuck Rita, he'd be calm enough again for us to do better.

Basically, we need to be aware of Chuck's emotional state and appeal to him to be as good as it's possible for him to be at the time, he'll just ignore or refuse any suggestions beyond that.
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No. 785426 ID: ca6f74

Clearly fucking Geoff's sister is the best option. Worrying about the how is for later.
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No. 785562 ID: 8cb228

Ugh, gotta get to that town meeting. Think about revenge options along the way, yea? Get some extra time, come up with a variety of things rather than going with the first thing!
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No. 785608 ID: e62b6b

>>785331
Rita's maildoge, Layla's copdoge. Rita is Geoff's sister, Layla don't have any family in Coxwette that we know of.

Both should get boned, knawmean?
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No. 785645 ID: 4063a3
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785645

Of course! Smashing Rita is the answer! That’ll make Geoff so mad he’ll never even look at you again!

You: “Why here?”

Rita: “People don’t come up here that often. Layla sometimes, but it’s empty most of the time. Quiet.”

Rita: “Plus it’s…”

Rita: “Kind of the edge.”

You: “Edge of what?”

Rita: “Town. You can look out and see the farthest.”

Rita: “Kind of makes me wonder what’s beyond. I’ve thought about jumping on the train a couple of times, but I can never catch it.”

Rita: “I don’t even know where I’d end up.”

She laughs in a way that sounds like she might not be kidding about any of this, then kind of looks out into the distance.

You: “Yyyep. I wouldn’t mind getting out of here myself.”

Rita: “Traveling together’s a little more fun than doing it alone.”

Rita: “Sometimes.”

Rita: “Well, it’s about time for the town meeting.”
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No. 785646 ID: 4063a3
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785646

You go with Rita to the library rotunda. Most of the town is gathered in the lawn in front of the steps. At the top in the center is an empty podium with Lisa and Layla standing on either side. Layla is conspicuously wielding her nightstick, while the small crowd of townspeople murmur among themselves. The Plaths are conspicuously absent.
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No. 785647 ID: f6ba27

Whisper to Rita "mylady if this is about the zombies do not fear i will portect you"
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No. 785650 ID: 2cab9c

Do these things happen often?
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No. 785652 ID: 143250

Start feeling sleepy all of a sudden. Consider napping a little during the boring parts of the meeting
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No. 785657 ID: 9876c4

>You: “Yyyep. I wouldn’t mind getting out of here myself.”
>Rita: “Traveling together’s a little more fun than doing it alone.”
Seems like a solid date theme.

>>>785647
that's a terrible line, with numerous mispellings. Let's DO IT.
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No. 785666 ID: 398fe1

>>785647
>>785657
No you idiots.

>>785646
Go ask Susanna where Sally and Ramona are at.
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No. 785674 ID: a363ac

>>785646
when Sussana come up to the mic yell "Show us your tits!"
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No. 785678 ID: 70983e

Start "portecting" her chest right nw
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No. 785679 ID: f6ba27

you are not comporting yourselfs like gentlesirs right now gang
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No. 785688 ID: 76b25a

>>785652
this, nothing interesting ever happens at these thing, just crash out under a tree or something
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No. 785697 ID: fa7516

>>785646
Anyone else find this a bit... foreboding? Forget naptime, we need to be mindful of some slippery snek ambush.
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No. 785705 ID: 064dbf

Wink at Layla when she looks your way.
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No. 785711 ID: 4fe424

Grab Rita's ass, attend the meeting.
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No. 785715 ID: b412df

Actually try and pay attention to the meeting, it's important.
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No. 785716 ID: d1d42a

pay attention to meeting, best girl is on the stage anyways (copdog) so it should be easy
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No. 785733 ID: 4063a3
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785733

You: “Do these town meeting happen a lot?”

Rita: “Sometimes but”

The library door lurches open, and Susanna walks to the podium. The crowd goes silent so quickly that the clack of her boots echoes through the columns.

Susanna: “Lisa, you look like a circus clown.”

The off-handed insult accidentally leaks into the active microphone, and it too echoes across the lawn. Lisa looks down, hugging a brand new clipboard in her arms.
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No. 785734 ID: 4063a3
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785734

Rita: “Not like this-”

Susanna: “Citizens, I would like your attention. All of your attention.”

Susanna: “Certain affairs in town have made it necessary for me to address you all at once. To quell your worries. An outsider has come and disrupted our ways, drawing the ire of the woods and its many terrors.”

The crowd starts to murmur.

Susanna: “But”

They go silent again.

Susanna: “What pride could we have in our beautiful town if we shunned those seeking refuge?”

Susanna: “We simply need to adapt. We are hardworking people. Strong people who never fail to endure hardships, no matter how ugly they may be.”

Susanna: “So in light of recent threats to public safety”

Susanna: “I am enacting a mandatory 5PM curfew. I am forbidding all private meetings between citizens who do not live together. I am forbidding coresidence of male and female citizens.”

Susanna: “You will now require authorization from me or the police department to congregate outside of normal business hours.”

The crowd erupts in more aggressive rabble.

Susanna: “It is no secret that terrible forces wish to destroy our community. Terrifying monsters without regard for human life.”

Susanna: “For your safety”

Susanna: “You will be monitored. I will not”
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No. 785735 ID: 4063a3
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785735

Susanna:

Susanna: “I will not see anyone else harmed.”

Susanna: “Not on my charge.”
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No. 785736 ID: a523fb

HEY I THINK LISA LOOKS PRETTY GOOD LADY
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No. 785741 ID: 4fe424

Laugh out loud exaggeratedly and say she's a coward without a plan, unlike yourself who seeks to get rid of these monsters and maybe it's time for a new mayor in town.
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No. 785742 ID: b2418e

Forbidding private meetings, huh?
Yeah we need to start banging in public. Susanna can observe all she wants, that's the point.
Also we're gonna have to start stepping up reveye production and accelerate the exploration of the well.

This means war.
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No. 785743 ID: 7e1ea2

No.

No.

NO.

Ms. Mayor, I think I stand for everyone here in town when I say, NO!
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No. 785744 ID: d4516a

>>785735
Yeah, she's drawing plenty sympathy and means well and all, but how about she shared with us her actual plan in getting rid of these monsters?
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No. 785745 ID: 0555b9

Murmur under your breath. "Goddamn prudes."
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No. 785746 ID: a363ac

>>785735
"Free the Penis say no to the Snayor's Tyranny!"
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No. 785747 ID: b412df

Well that is certainly a announcement. Going to make this town a whole less fun that it currently is, and also screw with everything. Families won't be able to live together unless they're all male or all female. Also means we need to find a new place to stay?

Why isn't the Snayor going after the problem at it's source / the reverends? Is she trying to force us out because she knows we live at the Plaths?

What's your angle Snayor? What are you afraid of letting the town know about?

Maybe we should ask for her reasoning on this? Like: "How will this fix things?" She just dropped a bombshell of restrictions on this town and people are gonna wonder why.
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No. 785748 ID: 9876c4

They're gonna force us to live with Geoff. Shit.
They're gonna force Geoff to live with US. Fuck.

Sure is a good thing the town doesn't have any lesbians, right?

Demand a vote of no confidence. Lisa does 90% of her job anyway. She can do the rest.
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No. 785749 ID: 65ec8d

I'm gonna second shouting that Lisa looks great.

Don't think Chuck's going to get a receptive audience to anything else being shouted out, though. Chuck's decent at schmoozing people one on one or in small groups but as a public speaker I think he'll just piss people off.

We should talk to either the snayor herself or the cops in private, after. Actually, know what? Get some more of that carnal-speech-inducing stuff, and let Susanna really know what we think, as directly as possible. She's probably gagging for the chance to talk to someone else who can use the speech, even temporarily or inexpertly, and for that she'll listen instead of just blocking us out as soon as she starts getting frustrated.

Gotta focus on getting these monsters dealt with. Can't go living life under what a bunch of 18th century religious nuts thought was proper behaviour, which is what would need doing, if even that would be enough now. People will go nuts.
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No. 785750 ID: 398fe1

Ask her if that means everyone's gotta have gay sex from now on.
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No. 785751 ID: 9f3729

>>785735
"Thats a temporary solution at best! And certainly not viable! We need to find a real solution to those things, mayor!"
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No. 785754 ID: a8bc5c

Guess we're actually going to get on with defeating monsters.

Don't yell out anything, you'll just draw attention to yourself. Instead, wait until everyone has dispersed and then go confront the snayor.
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No. 785755 ID: 71dc28

Be dumbstruck. Confront snayor privately.
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No. 785756 ID: 9876c4

The one person who is polarized on this course of action isn't going to be swayed on it.

the crowd who have to live with it might.
The time to strike is now, before this is "the way it's always been".
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No. 785758 ID: e136ae

Well now the title graphic makes sense. Susanna means well but it's pretty clear she's not going to help things.

We might have to force the issue; we have a secret weapon and Susanna knows it. Might need to talk to Layla, force some sense into her. If we have to, we might even need to reveal our little secret to her.

Or y'know... seduce her to our cause.
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No. 785759 ID: 446e73

>>785748
This, or if the townsfolk are hardwired to be incapable of fundamentally disagreeing with her or realizing they've been governed for god knows how long without an actual election, we take to the streets Postal 2 style with a referendum.

Either way, we need to seek the sexy Dogmom's advice on this. And try not to break her heart when we have to move.

Assuming no political move like this is possible, I vote >>785742
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No. 785764 ID: 9876c4

>>785759
That could well be the case, but maybe we have to pee on that electric fence for ourselves.

My perspective is not "We'll win for sure", but more
"let's try this"
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No. 785766 ID: 12e88b

Chuck, be careful. You must have known enough hucksters to know when someone's working a crowd, right? That bit about "an outsider" was her prepping against you. She had to tone it down and act all forgiving (there are too many key people in the town who are outsiders), but everyone knows she means you and as soon as you start shouting she'll twist the crowd around on you. She might not even be consciously aware of it but that's what she's doing.

Look around. Who's close to you? Do they look happy with this? See if you can get THEM to call stuff out for you. You just say stuff loud enough for people near you to hear, and let them fuss it out. For starters, I'd recommend: "Does she think this won't hurt people? Breaking up families? She's never had one herself."
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No. 785770 ID: 2fe26a

>>785736
Shout it loud, shout it proud! Erode her standing by standing up for Lisa!
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No. 785774 ID: 064dbf

I get we have to find our own place now. Where's an empty lot? The warehouse.

We sure as hell aren't living with Geoff.

We should just yell out right now that we can end this real quick if Sussana would just let us get a Plath down into the well.
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No. 785778 ID: 59bd8b

>>785736

Yell it. Don't let the Snayor ruin Lisa's confidence for no reason. Beyond that most people seem to know Lisa and standing up for her might put you in some good graces.
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No. 785782 ID: bb78f2

>>785734
Uhh, does that make me and Geoff homeless? We're the only dudes in town and we both co-resident with women. Are you telling me I'm not allowed to rent out at the Plath house anymore under law? Same with Geoff and with Naz and Selma?
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No. 785784 ID: b3b7b7
785784

>>785766
THIS.
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No. 785791 ID: b412df

>>785766
Oh shit, ok yeah, changing whatever I said to this. This is good.
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No. 785799 ID: 91e039

>>785766
Changing vote to this
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No. 785806 ID: 398fe1

Oh, one thing to point out was that this wouldn't have saved Marcie. She got attacked in broad daylight, and most importantly WASN'T having sex with anyone.
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No. 785809 ID: 52c198

>>785766
This. Dont shout shit
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No. 785810 ID: bb78f2

Another big flaw here
LESBIANS AND BISEXUALITY
Naz and Selma could go at it anytime they want or get bored

Also, Masterbation. You gotta make masturbation illegal too.
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No. 785822 ID: d1d42a

Time to vote for a new mayor

this one's losing it
also being a huge cock block
which is not okay
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No. 785843 ID: b2418e

>>785766
This, but be really careful.

There's a big chance Susannah might just use carnal speech on everyone or something equally rash, we can't win this while the snake is present, only plant seeds.

Also I'm really for getting a new mayor in but now isn't the best time, maybe do it after the above.
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No. 785860 ID: 91ee5f

>>785766
>You just say stuff loud enough for people near you to hear, and let them fuss it out.
Good idea. I'd say something like, "That curfew isn't gonna do shit. Or did she already forget that Marcie was attacked in broad daylight?"
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No. 785864 ID: 2120ee

>>785735
"Huh, I guess she doesn't want to fuck again." say this in a rudely loud but not actually shouting tone. Like the asshole who makes rude comments asshole-y like.
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No. 785874 ID: c90231

>>785766 this is a good idea.
please don't yell, just start talking shit to rita. She will more then likely care as her bro Geoff is actually in a coed apartment. you can get close to her and talk shit at the same time.
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No. 785907 ID: 15a025

Did you forget that these monster roam around in broad daylight as well Snayor?
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No. 785919 ID: 143250

>>785874
Good point.
Best not to yell out at the mayor in risk she will call you out, but instead talk quietly among the people.
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No. 785980 ID: 800129

Aren't the monsters scared of her?
Couldn't we all just
Ya know.
Have a giant orgy in the mayoral hall?
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No. 785985 ID: 67456a

Guys, we have to remember that Suzanna knows a lot more about these things than we do. This might actually be our best option until we have a good plan...

...complimenting Layla's tits is not that plan, by the way.

I'm sure Susannah is sincerely sorry we're having trouble getting our cock wet, but overthrowing democracy just to get laid might be a bit extreme.
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No. 785986 ID: 8a204b

>>785735
"Question. What if the ladies start getting it on with other ladies. Are you going to put us all in solitary confinement then?"
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No. 785987 ID: 9f3729

>>785985
you know what yeah. We do gotta talk to her about this though, this isn't a tenable plan. I reccomend doing it in writing though so she has a better forum to get her words out and so chuck's emotionally compromised ass doesn't have more chance to wreck it
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No. 785989 ID: 9f3729

>>785987
Actually amendment, we're here right now with everyone save the plaths. We need to start planning now that everyone's in one place.
"Susanna can we maybe talk about actual ideas before we jump straight to segregation? That's just not gonna be a permanent solution!"
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No. 785990 ID: e136ae

I just want to point out that you just have to look at Susanna's face to know she is freaking out and this is the only thing she can think of. So while her idea of freaking terrible and is not in any way shape or form sustainable, she's just a child who's panicking and not acting rationally in any way.

Which means her response to things may be also irrational.

We are going to have to errode her authority, and that's why I think we should focus on Layla. She's the keystone to Susanna's legal authority.
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No. 785991 ID: 91ee5f

You know who else will be upset about this? Ramona.

She ain't gonna be happy that her only tenant is being forcefully evicted from her home. In fact, she might be more than willing to give Susanna a piece of her mind!
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No. 785997 ID: e1d51a

"I want to here what Lisa thinks?"

why?

"She tries hard to understand us all!"

does Lisa need more incentive?

"Geoff defended your honor from me today, I pretty sure he wants to persue a relationship with you and this will get in the way of you two!"

*walk over to Geoff and donkey punch his left arm whispering "you owe me, dork."* *then quickly make your
way to Suzanna before she uses her carnal speech and whisper "we are stronger together than apart, trust in your town's children. We may surprise you if you let us work together."
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No. 786015 ID: 3e7218

>>785985
>Implying unconstitutional dictator decrees are democracy.
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No. 786018 ID: 36295c

Fuck her over the podium and tell the townsfolk what is really going on.
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No. 786041 ID: 4063a3
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786041

The crowd responds with stunned silence. You decide not to shout anything yourself, but instead get the attention of the people directly around you.

You:

You: “Are we just”

You: “Are we just going to accept this?”

You: “Susanna’s taking away the last bit of freedom we’ve got left.”
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No. 786042 ID: 4f7c73

>>785860
I second this. Yelling shit at the snayor will only make things worse for Chuck.
>>785774
I have a feeling that Rachel lives in the warehouse... probably.
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No. 786043 ID: 4063a3
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786043

Naz and Selma look very worried.

Naz: “Does Geoff have to move out…?”

Geoff is the first to yell.

Geoff: “Just where am I supposed to live?”

Susanna:

Susanna: “A private apartment will be provided-”
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No. 786044 ID: 4063a3
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786044

Angela: “Hellllll no

Angela: “Are we just gonna let the man tell us how it’s gon be!!!”

Angela: “The freedom of democracy is the freedom it gives its dissidents!”

Angela: “NOT the freedom it gives the assimilated!”

She throws up her fist, and the crowd starts to rabble again.

Susanna blinks in silence and leans back toward the microphone.

Susanna: “I assure very little is going to change. This is for your own-”

Angela: “Anyone who gives up freedom for safety RECEIVES NONE AND DESERVES NEITHER!!”

Angela: “HELL NO WE WON’T GO”

ANGELA: “USA USA USA!”
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No. 786046 ID: 0555b9

Join Angela in an expression of hippy values, like free love and bare midriffs.
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No. 786047 ID: d1d42a

USA! USA! USA!
drum up support for angela! fight the man!
Chuck you've gone against the law your whole life, and the law's never been more wrong than today stand up for what you believe!
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No. 786048 ID: fceae5

>>786044
HELL YEAH, SISTER! FIGHT THE POWER!
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No. 786050 ID: aebfae

>>786044
Where the Hell did THIS come from?! I'M LOVIN' IT!! XD
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No. 786051 ID: a363ac

>>786044
RAMONA FOR MAYOR! REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION!
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No. 786053 ID: 9b8c8d

>>786044
Stay quiet. Joining in with the rabble will just turn Susanna against you, and that won't be good for anyone.

Let the whole thing pass in silence, then go talk to her about it once it's all blown over, in private if possible. Maybe now she'll be more receptive to whatever ideas you have, and to sharing with you what the hell is actually going on.
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No. 786057 ID: e66267

No way, time for Chuck to take charge of the situation. Get up on stage in front of that mic, tell them what you know, tell them what's going on, and make it clear to Suzanna that you'll all be deciding what to do about it together. None of this dictates from on high. If she really cares about the town and it's inhabitants, it's time she became one of them instead of just an invisible dictator.
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No. 786070 ID: 65ec8d

Keep yourself in the background, Chuck. Encourage quietly.

Perhaps it's a good time to make a quiet question to someone about when Suzanna was voted in, and by who. Quiet, but loud enough to be overheard by people nearby.

Another possible comment to make: How little will change for her, because she lives alone to begin with. On what basis can she say things won't change, when she's not in a position to be affected?
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No. 786071 ID: e1d51a

Chuck might want to slip away and make sure Ramona and Sally are safe. These things have been known to attack at relatively random times.
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No. 786078 ID: 4063a3
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786078

[camera zooms way in on your face]

You have seen situations like this get out of hand before. Sometimes you decide to aggravate them more to cause chaos, and sometimes you just flee. Rarely have to made any attempts in the past to calm things down, but you’re not above it. You…


a) Get up on stage to defend yourself and the other outsiders. Insist that Coxwette needs to lighten up and maintain its freedoms.

b) Call for a (peaceful) mutiny. Depose Susanna and put a new mayor in place by a show of hands.

c) Ask where the Plaths are.

d) Leave the crowd. Maybe take someone with you, who knows.


You do not have the opportunity to talk to Susanna in private at this very moment.
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No. 786079 ID: 398fe1

c.
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No. 786081 ID: b15da4

A) Take backup: Angela.
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No. 786085 ID: 65ec8d

I'd say C. Phrase it like you're asking how the Plath house is supposed to run a business if half the population's not allowed stay there.
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No. 786089 ID: e136ae

>>786085
Also I'm afraid Susanna might have done something stupid in her fear.
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No. 786090 ID: 9876c4

Things need to B, sooner or later.

If you(or others) have more arguments, let's hear 'em. But we gotta strike while the iron is scalding.
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No. 786093 ID: 0f8ac0

A - You only recently moved to Coxwette, but you already care deeply everyone here already, that includes Susanna. Despite that this might not be the right action to take.

Maybe you can convince the crowd to focus on the real threat - there are actual monsters out in the forest threatening their lives. Are you willing to live your lives in fear? What can we do about that?
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No. 786096 ID: 9b8c8d

>>786078
We don't know enough of anything to do either A or B. We have no better plan in place than Susanna, and we need to focus on moving this forward: the whole issue of personal freedoms is temporary and irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

However, Plaths are VERY relevant to this.

C.
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No. 786097 ID: 4fe424

C.
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No. 786099 ID: b412df

C. What's happening with that? Didn't they know the meeting was gonna happen?
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No. 786100 ID: 91ee5f

>>786099
C and say this.
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No. 786101 ID: 84a400

Combo of C and D.
Ask about the Plaths, then go inform Ramona about what just happened.
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No. 786103 ID: c8d2b2

C
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No. 786104 ID: 9f3729

>>786078
C for sure. B if we can give it to Lisa, but otherwise it's a terrible idea
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No. 786107 ID: 143250

C, Susanna probably expects the first thing on your mind is to revolt, as she is somewhat blaming you for all this. Lets throw her off and yell out where the plaths are. Sally at least would have come here.
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No. 786130 ID: 6bda2b

Well, dog mom, is kind of a hermit, so no big surprise she isn't present.
It is still a bit of a concern since snayer is looking on the boarder of of doing something drastic.

So C.
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No. 786167 ID: 446e73

>>786078
B, preferably with Angie and hippie slogans
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No. 786181 ID: 32d29a

C
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No. 786195 ID: 6e249f

>>786078
C or B, but mostly leaning towards C.
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No. 786196 ID: 51fcef

A.
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No. 786229 ID: 62f1df

A

We need to be reasonable about this. Doing something to extreme or nothing at all would only lead to more trouble.
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No. 786251 ID: 87a906

A) They may take our lives but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM.
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No. 786256 ID: 3373e2

A Combination of A & B, make sure Susanna isn't hurt but rile up the fucking crowds.
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No. 786275 ID: 431f0a

A, B & C are all good options, can I vote to not do D?

I guess if I had to force it I'd choose B and suggest the plaths as mayor? Don't want to stop any other good idea but walking away isn't the way to go.
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No. 786276 ID: a8bc5c

A&B, down with tyranny! The snayor has run her course!

CHARLEMAGNE FOR MAYOR!
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No. 786278 ID: a788b7

A + D. Get Angela all riled up and then go help her cool off iykwim.

I mean fuck her. Fuck the ostrich. You know you want to.
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No. 786285 ID: b85046

>>786078
Remind Susanna that every time she enacts a law like this, the monsters win.
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No. 786290 ID: 6612fa

>>786078
go on stage and instigate a lynch mob to kill the priests.
"we are either going to have to play it safe or play it dangerous, Let's get a town posse and march into those woods and kill us some worthless sacks of garbage"
then run off to go into the catacombs
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No. 786303 ID: 15a025

C.
Did something happen to the Plaths and is it related to why this meeting had to happen?
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No. 786304 ID: 8d4593

To A) defend yourself and others will bring us much unwanted attention.

To B)Could work if we had a plan. Which we don't. We spent all the time leading up to this fucking around. The rightful mayor is Ramona, but there's no way she'll be given power. A democratically elected mayor would mean making new connections with someone who is vastly unqualified for the job. Susana is terrified and acting rashly but she's not our enemy.

Let's not C) and start a witch hunt.

The only real option I see is D.
The Warehouse should currently be conveniently undefended. Alternatively the unrest caused by this might get Angela on our side for some breaking and entering later. Alternatively, we could just go get more or that wacky sight juice from Ramona, and then talk to the mayor privately later.
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No. 786347 ID: 3793bd

E) It's time to assassinate the mayor. You need to get a gun from somewhere, and fast.
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No. 786455 ID: d36af7

Aggravate. March right up to the podium. "I've got some ideas for fighting those things instead of knuckling under. All in favor of me for mayor instead of the snake? Show of hands."

I mean, you do kinda need a new job.
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No. 786460 ID: 01134a

>>786078
B&C
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No. 786464 ID: 91ee5f

>>786455
Ha! That's a good joke! XD

But seriously, Chuck would be terrible as mayor. Sure, he'd be setter than Susanna at the moment, but we'd need someone better than Chuck.
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No. 786466 ID: fa73ea

>>786078
this needs to become a war council. get up on stage and explain everything. we should not bow down, we should fight.

also c.
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No. 786580 ID: e1d040

>>786464
Not to mention Susanna has WAY more knowledge on the monsters (and a whole lot of shit) than anyone in town, even ramona.
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No. 786581 ID: 6bda2b

MONA FOR MAYOR!
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No. 786583 ID: cf8ee7

>>786455
No, you definitely shouldn't propose yourself; you'd look arrogant. You're supposed to instigate things, then wait things to snowball out of control and people to nominate you.

>>786580
> Not to mention Susanna has WAY more knowledge on the monsters (and a whole lot of shit) than anyone in town, even ramona.

Then she can advise. Doesn't mean she should be in charge.

B
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No. 787031 ID: 36295c

>>786078
A
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No. 787085 ID: 318375

e) Wave your hands in the air, making finger-in-a-hole hand gestures.

I'm sure Susanna will understand!
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No. 787119 ID: a03a79

>>786078
Doesn't the town have a jail? Tie up Susanna and throw her in a cell.
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No. 787751 ID: 4063a3
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787751

You: “Where are the Plaths?”

Susanna’s expression sours at the name. The crowd hushes to curious whispers, and Susanna once again leans back to the microphone.

Susanna: “Ramona Plath has declined to attend this gathering, but that brings me to the next item on the agenda.”

She turns her head toward the door behind her.

Susanna: “Come on out, dear.”
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No. 787752 ID: 4063a3
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787752

Sally somewhat cautiously steps out of the grand library doors.

Susanna: “Sally came to speak with me in her stead.”

Susanna: “I wish to extend my deepest gratitude to the brave young Plath heiress.”

Susanna: “She graciously donated to me the means to keep our town completely safe.”

Susanna: “And has furthermore agreed”


Susanna: “to by my secretary of town security.”

The crowd applauds.
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No. 787754 ID: a788b7

>>787753

She gave susanna all the agates ya dingus
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No. 787755 ID: 398fe1

Wait, completely? How? With the Carnal Speech potion? Or did she hand over all the agate?
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No. 787756 ID: a363ac

>>787752
If you do this I demand you pay up on your debt right here right now!
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No. 787758 ID: 0f90ae

You're fucking dead to me, Sally.
Dead. To. Me.
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No. 787759 ID: 91ee5f

>>787752
Obviously Susanna has promised to give Sally something she's been wanting this entire time in exchange for all the agate. And that would be access to the catacombs.
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No. 787760 ID: 7b7ab3

"SALLY PLATH! JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW ABOUT THIS?!"
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No. 787761 ID: 143250

Might as well just leave this meeting out of frustration. Maybe go to the warehouse while everyone is distracted with the meeting. We can't go to the catacombs as of right now with everyone here.
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No. 787762 ID: a788b7

>>787759

or an abortion
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No. 787763 ID: 91ee5f

>>787759
We also can't say anything to Sally right now without getting the whole town upset at us.

We could probably get away with more remarks on being forced out of the Plath house.
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No. 787764 ID: 4fe424

Let's not forget priorities. Grab Rita and go bang.
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No. 787766 ID: 91ee5f

>>787762
We're in a place that has "wait a few weeks" for a pregnancy test instead of "pee on a stick and wait a few minutes". There's still no way of telling if Sally got pregnant or not.

>>787761
But breaking in will require tools that he doesn't have on him right this minute. Will he have enough time to run and get the tools necessary to break in there before the meeting is over?
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No. 787784 ID: b8d5aa

leave immediately and go to the plath house posthaste to see what the heck is going on with ramona.
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No. 787786 ID: 143250

>>787784
Changing my vote to this. Something is wrong here. Get to the Plath house.
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No. 787795 ID: 9876c4

You're losing them.

Stoke more outrage. How are the police going to work together with these restrictions? How would it have helped Marcie from getting hurt?

How's Penny going to make a living with no more evening customers?
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No. 787800 ID: 18c9f5

"If she donated the means for you to keep the town completely safe, then what's the point of the totalitarian bullshit?"
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No. 787850 ID: 74234c

>>787795
This. We make this about us or the town recluse and we open ourselves to be marginalized. Focus on how much this sucks for everyone and how rash and ineffective it'll likely end up being
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No. 787851 ID: fceae5

>>787795
>>787850
These.
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No. 787857 ID: 9bf80c

Go back to being cautious about drawing attention to yourself, Chuck, I don't like Susanna's expression there and Sally's presence leaves you too vulnerable. Continue stirring the crowd by passing outrage-inspirations to those near you.

Possible comments: "If she has the means to keep the town completely safe, why the restrictions?"
"What is this method, and how is it supposed to keep things safe exactly?"
"Neither mayors or police have the right to tell people who they can have in their own homes."
"This is something that should be decided by a town council."
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No. 787859 ID: fc33ea

So this was her idea?
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No. 787880 ID: 74234c

>>787795
Think about it; her mom's dying and Snayor just brought back Marcie. Maybe there's some deal going on here.
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No. 787883 ID: 9b8c8d

>>787880
There almost definitely is, but it's a bit lower priority here. We can deal with that privately later.
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No. 787886 ID: b19955

>>787851
this
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No. 787926 ID: b8d5aa

>>787800
>>787857

good points. if the town's safe, why the puritan restrictions and curfew?
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No. 788106 ID: 62b6f7

I smell a rat.
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No. 788122 ID: 0555b9

>>788106
And a squirrel. This is why we should have showered at the apartment.
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No. 788126 ID: 62f1df

This is getting insane. Susanna can't just lord over the residents like that! Everyone needs to be civil and rational about this or things will get out of hand.
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No. 788229 ID: 4063a3
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788229

You: “Why all the fascist shit, then?”

Rita: “Yeah, anyway…”

Rita: “It’s gonna be really hard to slack off if I have to quit at 5PM…”
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No. 788230 ID: 4063a3
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788230

Penny: “Five?”

Penny: “Five PM?”

Penny: “Damn it!”

Penny: “My business is gonnaaa goooooo dooooown the SHITTER Susanna!”

Marcie: “Auntie!!!”

Marcie: “You watch your mouth!!”

Penny: “Why do we need all these rules if we’re gonna be safe anyway?”
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No. 788231 ID: 4063a3
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788231

Susanna: “Means. Means are all I have.”

Susanna: “The means to keep a watchful eye on this town.”

Angela: “We don’t WANT you watching us!”

Angela: “You’re a BAD mayor!!”

Susanna: “DEATH! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?”

Susanna: “More death?!”

Susanna: “There are monsters out there. We’ve seen them. They prey on your free-spirited behavior.”

Susanna: “They want to kill you and I WILL NOT LET THEM!”

Susanna pounds her fist on the podium for each of the last four words.

Susanna: “GO HOME!”

Susanna: “GO HOME NOW! DO NOT BE THE NEXT VICTIM!”

The crowd explodes into worried gasps and panicked conversation. Angela continues to chant hell no, we won’t go.
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No. 788232 ID: a363ac

>>788231
KILL THE MONSTERS!
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No. 788233 ID: 3583d1

WHY DONT WE FIGHT!?
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No. 788234 ID: d1d42a

Back up Angela now!
outright refuse!
Snake tyranny must end!
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No. 788235 ID: 398fe1

>>788231
Hey, if you can use your spooky powers to keep watch over the entire town can't you see the monsters coming and just send Layla to shoot them? That does scare them away. There's no need for these rules.
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No. 788236 ID: c31aac

>>788231
"Hey susanna, why don't you actually try TALKING TO US about a real gameplan?"
really tho why is susanna so bad at people-ing
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No. 788238 ID: 76df5c

>>788231
WE WANT THEIR DEATH!

But if we're gonna mount an argument at all, state how Suzanna actually has no authority. She can't put all of us in prison.

If the mob took control we could easily take any police officer.
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No. 788240 ID: 76df5c

>>788231
>>788238
Also, push that Suzanna must be monitored if we are.
She has admitted there are monsters and she has admitted they kill. We must kill them, we must fight back as a community.
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No. 788241 ID: fc33ea

Forget the mayor, we need to do this shit ourselves. She really is stuck in one way of doing things.

Oh fuck, how will we crack the catacombs without Sally?
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No. 788244 ID: fd9d3b

You can't just take away freedoms and enforce rule without giving an explanation, that makes you a tyrant.
And if you have the power to "keep us safe" from them then you should have the power to do more. I'm pretty sure if we try we can find a way to destroy them and I'm also sure that everyone here will be willing to help so I say we fight.
A life spent cowering in fear is no life at all!
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
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No. 788245 ID: 4063a3
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788245

You have a great many questions for Susanna, but you’re not in a place to raise them now. You can’t even get a word to her over the crowd, so you just join Angela in the chant. Your male voice sticks out like a rusty nail in the crowd.

Penny joins in.

“Hell no! We won’t go!”

Geoff joins in.

Marcie joins in, but replaced “hell” with “heck”.

“Hell no, we won’t go!”

Naz joins in.

Selma joins in.

You get the strange sensation of stepping back in time, but it doesn’t last long. For the first time in a while, it almost feels like the present - like something is happening.

Ellen joins in.

Rachel joins in, or at least tries.

Finally, even Sophie joins the chant.

“HELL NO! WE WON’T GO!”

“HELL NO! WE WON’T GO!”
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No. 788246 ID: 4063a3
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788246

Susanna looks worried, fumfering into the microphone. She finally turns to Layla.

Susanna: “Do something!

Layla grabs the microphone and wrenches it toward her.

Layla: “Hey. HEY!”

Layla: “SETTLE DOWN YA BOZOS!”

The crowd just gets louder. Being told to settle down has pretty much always compelled you to freak out.

Susanna: “Go out there and…”

Susanna: “You know!”

Susanna: “Make order. Crowd control!”

Layla: “I ain’t hittin’ nobody. Get inside.”

Layla escorts the mayor, Lisa, and Sally into the library and bars the door.
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No. 788247 ID: a363ac

>>788246
lets get the guns and go hunting!
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No. 788249 ID: 3583d1

WE ARE A FUCKING MOB!!! BREAK DOOR DOWN!!!
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No. 788252 ID: 318375

Altho I feel the imposed limitations wouldn't have affected our plans, I also think that this is the only chance we'll get to contest them.

So I think the best course of action is definitely to reject Susanna's demands here and now as this will give us more freedom and options later on.
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No. 788255 ID: fc33ea

Grab Naz and start looking for that second entrance to the catacombs. Susanna won't be a problem, for now.
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No. 788256 ID: ff6c67

Well, look at that. A snake hiding in its hole.
Now where were we? Something about the catacombs or something?
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No. 788257 ID: 398fe1

I say we let the mayor hide in her house. Get Angela in on the plan to investigate the well since she's obviously gonna want to do something and is at least strong enough to throw a monitor out the window. Rachel would optimally come along for the extra muscle; she might be willing to do it now? If not you should be able to at least get her to agree not to stop you.

Naz needs to get her rope, and Chuck should go fetch Ramona, since we need a Plath to open the door.
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No. 788258 ID: 18c9f5

Let her go. There's no reason to attack her: the populace can just ignore her decree for the time being. Unless some magic shit gets involved, she doesn't have a way to enforce her shit.

Now could be a time to rally the mobs anger in a more constructive manner. Mayor says the catacombs are off limits, and people are now realizing that her limits don't mean much. How's a town raid sound?
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No. 788260 ID: 32d29a

I say we tip something over!
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No. 788262 ID: 9bf80c

Hmm. I'd suggest that this would be the moment to go and be all concerned Chuck gently inquiring and making suggestions while Susanna's emotionally vulnerable, but if your voice stood out in the crowd that much that'd be a bad idea.

I don't know, maybe it could work. Maybe say you only joined in the chant to not stand out, not that you disagreed with the basic sentiment. Offer yourself as someone who's also in on all these secrets and a potential wall to bounce the plans off, since they're not working.

I'm sure Chuck could sneak himself in a window while the crowd mobs around outside.
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No. 788264 ID: 76df5c

Oh man I know we shouldn't be running for mayor or anything but god damn that open mic looks so useful.
Maybe get someone to talk into it? We need to inform everyone of the monsters' M O, we need to tell them how we can fight back and how we need ideas, we need to get to the catacombs and we need to lift the lid on the well.

In the mean time explain that the monsters, although we don't know how to kill them, are weak to bibles and holy logic. Get everyone to learn the lords prayer, mass produce crucifixes and keep bibles safe for reference and quote.

Consider rigging the pa up to a looping tape of bible quotes about trespass, loving thy neighbour, everything either new testament or lawyerish.
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No. 788265 ID: 4063a3
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788265

You walk up onto the library steps and look over the crowd.

You: “Anybody else sick of this kind of shit?”

They are pretty excited now, but no one is making a move on the library door. They all cheer.

You: “We need to get into the catacombs.”

Penny:

Geoff:

Marcie:

Naz:

Angela:

Ellen:

Sophie:

Rita:

Penny: “Why?”
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No. 788266 ID: 398fe1

>>788265
Because Susanna doesn't want anyone in there. She's hiding something. Something that she can hear screaming. So let's find out her dirty secret.
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No. 788267 ID: fc33ea

Susanna's been dealing with this problem for who knows how long, that's the only place she's afraid to look for a solution.

Why, has anybody got a better idea?
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No. 788274 ID: 18c9f5

>>788267
Yeah this is fine. I'm struggling to think of anything better.
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No. 788280 ID: 064dbf

"There's a dark secret buried down there. The very thing that's keeping these monsters around, that's letting them continue to exist. And I aim to find out the truth!"
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No. 788282 ID: 0b99d7

>>788265
Look, I don't think Susanna's a bad woman, I think she's always done what she believes is best for this town.
Even these stupid new rules are her trying to help.
But there's one thing she won't budge on, one thing she's been trying her damndest to sweep under the rug, one last bloody stupid secret and apparently we can't handle it, just like we 'can't handle' the monsters.
Can't fail if you don't try after all, nobody gets hurt if they sit at home and avoid the danger. But you know what Mayor? you also can't goddamn succeed, the danger's still out there, waiting for anyone unlucky enough to run into it.
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No. 788286 ID: d4516a

>>788265
She's fine enough, she's trying to help everyone be safe, but it doesn't get to the root of the problem. The monsters will still be out there.

Something in the catacomb's gotta deal with the problem for good.
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No. 788289 ID: 91ee5f

Don't forget we need Plath blood in order to open the door down there. So either get Sally out here or go to Plath house and get Ramona.
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No. 788298 ID: 9876c4

I'm kinda with the townsfolk on this one.

This is a hobby, not an issue of town security.
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No. 788302 ID: 4063a3
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788302

You: “It’s the last secret.”

You: “Where else is there to look?”

Marcie: “Look?”

Marcie: “For what?”

You:

You: “For…”

You: “I don’t know. The truth? A way out of this town?”

You: “A way to get rid of these monsters so you all can live your lives?”

The crowd starts to rabble again.

You:

You: “Ok everyone”

They continue to rabble.

You: “Uh. Y’all.”

A few of them look up.

You: “ALL y’all.”

Everyone looks up.

You: “Susanna’s telling the truth about the monsters. I’ve seen them. Naz and Selma have seen them. The Plaths…”

You: “They’re real, and they’re the reason the mayor won’t let you have any fun, alright? Hiding away and behaving yourselves like good little church mice isn’t really gonna cut it.”

You: “I wanna get out of here too. But I need your help.”
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No. 788303 ID: 4063a3
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788303

They all go silent for a minute.

Naz: “What if”

Naz: “some of us don’t want you to leave?”
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No. 788304 ID: 2120ee

>>788303
"Then you better have a positive pregnancy test, toots."

This is an ironic suggestion as nothing could compel him to leave faster.
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No. 788305 ID: 398fe1

>>788303
...uh

Tell her you... might stay, in that case. But you still want to be able to make that choice, and not have it forced on you.
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No. 788307 ID: 18c9f5

"If we don't want to leave, then we need to make this place safe to stay in."
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No. 788308 ID: cc3193

>>788307
This sounds good
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No. 788309 ID: e82423

>>788307
This.
As long as those things are haunting the town, no one is safe and nothing will ever get better.
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No. 788310 ID: cf8ee7

>>788303
We can leave here together. Or stay, if we want, by our own choice without being trapped. Being free doesn't mean we have to leave each other. I've grown...rather fond of y'all as well.
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No. 788311 ID: bb78f2

I don't want to leave permanently Naz.
I just don't like staying in a single place for too long.
Not that fun. I mean, guys it could be 2200 out there with FLYING CARS right now because timey wimey don't work very well here.

Flying cars.
Plus, you know, we can like actually meet and talk to people from outside again.
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No. 788316 ID: 195ff1

I love it here. I want to stay here.

But living in fear is no way to live. If we have to huddle in our houses alone forever to stay safe what is the point?

I would rather find a way to fight these monsters.
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No. 788322 ID: 241e41

>>788303
"Yeah, I guess that wasn't the best way to put it. Honestly, I like it here. The environment is nice, there's pleasant company, it's safe and peaceful... except for all the monsters lurking about, I mean. We can choose to stay or go later; right now we've got to keep our town safe."

Speaking of which, now would be a good time to tell them in detail what we know about the monsters and how they work, so they'll all be prepared in case of further attacks.
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No. 788325 ID: 4063a3
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788325

You: “Well I mean”

You: “I’d come back to visit.”

You: “I don’t like being tied down to one place for too long. I need to meet new people in the outside world.”

You: “And who wants to stay in this place with monsters jumping people all the time anyway? Not you. Not me. We gotta do something about them before ANY of us can go on living here.”

Penny suddenly looks very uncomfortable. She puts her hands on Marcie’s shoulders and squeezes.

Penny: “How come they only started showing up when you showed up?”

The crowd murmurs.

You: “Uh”

You start to sweat heavily.
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No. 788327 ID: 398fe1

That's not true. They've attacked people before. You won't name names, it's up to them to fess up or not.
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No. 788333 ID: e136ae

Point out the fact that this is more about getting rid of the monsters than anything else. If getting rid of the monsters opens the town, fine -- people are free to come and go as they please. But the most important thing is getting rid of the monsters and they're more than likely tied to the town itself.
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No. 788334 ID: cf8ee7

>>788327
This.

And it's true that they're apparently attracted to love. Infer what you will from that.
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No. 788335 ID: e136ae

Also point out that the library includes records of previous people trying to get rid of the monsters. You might as well spill the beans about Susanna and the blue agate too, since it's pretty clear Sally's done something real stupid and given them to her.
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No. 788336 ID: e82423

Throw a stone into a pond and watch the ripples spread.
The town was locked into a routine designed by Susanna that would discourage the monsters from approaching. When Chuck arrived he shook things up and changed the routine. In that way, he is guilty.
But this can be a change for the better. The town has lived in stasis under borderline tyrannical rule due to the fear of those creatures. The people have been kept ignorant of the truth behind Coxwette and have been forced to live restricted, blind lives.
But now the veil is lifted! The people see the truth for the first time! Now is the time to break the endless cycle and throw off the shackles of fear! These beasts of the forest are fearsome, but they are nothing before the combined spirit and might of the free people of Coxwette! United they can turn back this encroaching darkness!
Liberation is at hand!
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No. 788337 ID: c31aac

>>788325
"You know, apart from that not being STRICTLY true, you make a good point.
I'm not the best guy but if I'm indeed the reason horrible zombie priests are giving people unwanted saline injections I'm out, no contest."
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No. 788348 ID: fc33ea

That farmer dude has talked about dealing with them before. He saved me the first time I saw one, maybe they remember me fondly for it.
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No. 788356 ID: a363ac

>>788325
"Because your Snayor has repressed this town for many years and I am sexiness incarnate"
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No. 788357 ID: 064dbf

"They don't like it when you're not a goody goody church going folk and I... babe you better believe I'm a bad motherfucker." LOL
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No. 788371 ID: a788b7

>>788325

They didn't. There's at least 4 other people in town who've seen them before you ever got here, and two of them are here right now. One of them's even got the scars to show for it!
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No. 788373 ID: a8bc5c

>>788371
This. We're losing them. We need to disperse and get those who are interested in helping us break into the catacombs.
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No. 788382 ID: 73767e

They didn't, there has been several attacks before, they just got more active since I showed up because I'm a fun influence.
Also this isn't about leaving, it's about freedom, about have the freedom to leave, to walk around and live your lives without fear.
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No. 788388 ID: bb78f2

Chuck just paraphrase the below. I know you're not going to say the whole thing.

They've been around before apparently, past Cowette residents have even tried trapping them in cages and drowned them but the Reverand, so I hear from an old newspaper anyway,

They're hard-ass Christians, and they sense, well non-Christian values like a dog to bacon. I'll admit to being a sinful person who sins a little bit more than the average guy, if sins are according the the Christian religion. I sneak a drink here and there when I can find it, and form a few casual physical relations, because that's what you did in the 1990's. I'm not apologizing for my free-spirited behavior.

Yes, I was a catalyst for these monster reverands sensing coxwette better, and I'll own up to that, but the truth is that any of you engaging in "free-spirited" behavior, or even thoughts creates that bacon smell. I mean, there's ALSO that bunny that's selling drugs that we haven't actually found yet too to think about.

Which is the reason why Susanna doesn't want men and women to live together anymore, prevent private meetings from happening, and make a curfew after 5. It's less for your safety and MORE to stop you from boning each other. Thing is, she didn't even THINK about our queer population at all, so you know, that's not actually going to stop boning unless she actually tries outlawing homosexual relations outright too. Or masturbation, that too.

Also Angela, girl, they probably hate your music. I love your music, but you know, hard ass Christians hate vinyl. You know that, I know that, we all know that. That's probably next on Susanna's ban list.
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No. 788392 ID: 70983e

They were always there. You were just the straw that broke the snayor's back. There's just too much going on now to keep everything under her control like she used to.
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No. 788428 ID: 9876c4

I think the catacombs plan is a nonstarter, but we should keep whatever we say simple and to the point.

The truth is there's no telling how many people the creatures have gotten.
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No. 788493 ID: 15a025

But they've been here since before you came here.
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No. 788523 ID: 62f1df

>>788327
>>788335

These are good. Also mention how Davey saw them and fought them off before. Several times. You may be a catalyst for their anger, but ultimately, they're there and they will stay around until they're dealt with.
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No. 788531 ID: 2120ee

>>788325
"I'm the sexiest motherfucking man in town, and all you bitches are dripping for me. Oh, and they're attracted to sin or whatever."
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No. 788546 ID: ce3120

Demonstrate that the reverends are attracted to sin by fucking Angela in front of the whole town.
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No. 788618 ID: cd076d

Yeah, mention that the monsters have attacked several other towns people before you arrived. Dont mention Ellen, but you can probably bring up Davey and Geoff.
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No. 788696 ID: 241e41

>>788352
They're starting to turn against you, Chuck. This is bad, but we can handle it. We need to emphasize the fact that we've all suffered because of the monsters, yourself included, so that they stop thinking of you as a potential cause of the problem rather than an ally who can help them solve it.

Here's a good way to put it.

"It's true that several of the more recent attacks were targeted at me and my friends, but this isn't the first time the monsters have attacked. They've been lurking around here for years. I won't be naming names, but several of us have been attacked by them in the past. They can tell their stories if they want."

"As for why they're attacking, I'm not really sure, but apparently they're like religious zealots who think they're hunting down sinners. The one I encountered was wearing a white sheet and quoting bible verses. I tried to talk to it, but it didn't respond, and when I ran away it shot needles at me."

This would be a good point to dramatically take off your shirt and turn around so they crowd can see your scars.

"I managed to escape before it could do anything else, and the only trace of it was a bony spike lodged in my back. The doctor didn't find any foreign substances in my blood. I'm not sure what those things were trying to do to me, or to any of the other people they attacked, but I certainly don't want to let it happen again."
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No. 788745 ID: f1c749

>>788325
Wait, didn't Davey had an encounter before you came in?
But regardless of Farmer Davey's encounter, you yourself suspect that they're getting agiteted by your presence. If you can leave this town, you would, for the sake of the town, but you can't. So now we need to find a way to fight or otherwise dispel these monsters.
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No. 788884 ID: 8c9034

Do the most endearing thing you can think of.
Aww Shoot!
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No. 789108 ID: e136ae

Also you should totally win them over with powerful freestyle.
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No. 789196 ID: 4063a3
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789196

You: “Look, I’m not gonna lie.”

You: “Things were different before I got here. Susie had a pretty rigid system.”

You: “And I shook things up.”

You: “There are people IN THIS VERY CROWD who experienced attacks before I got here, though.”

You: “So why not live a little bit anyway?”

The crowd murmurs.

Penny: “You didn’t have to be like this. I know you’re tomcatting around town like nobody’s business!”

You

You: “What can I say?”

You:

You: “Some guys just like”

You: “to get their cocks wet.
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No. 789197 ID: 4063a3
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789197

Crowd:

Rita: “Hm”

Naz: “Wait.”

Penny: “Cocks…”

Penny: “…wet”

Ellen: “oh god…”
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No. 789199 ID: 4063a3
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789199

Rita: “Cocks”

Rita: “WET”

Sophie: “Oh noooooooooo”
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No. 789200 ID: 4063a3
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789200

Ellen: “You’re kidding me.”

Ellen: “You’re just”

Naz: “Eeee he he he he he”

Selma: “HOOOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIT”

Naz: “Righteous”
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No. 789201 ID: 4063a3
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789201

Angela: “It”

Angela: “There’s no”

Marcie:

Marcie: “I don’t get it.”

Penny: “My…”

Penny: “My whole damn life”
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No. 789203 ID: 143250

Tap dance off the stage. You're done here.

Also, booooo!
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No. 789205 ID: 72e10e

Oh Marcie.
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No. 789206 ID: b0e7ec

mhmmmyeeeees
I officially nominate Chuck as the Coxwette Carlos Counterpart. May his cock be forever wette.
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No. 789207 ID: 7b7ab3

This is goddamn hilarious.
We still gotta convince these people we're on their side, tho.
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No. 789209 ID: daf144

Did it seriously take you all this long to figure it out...?
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No. 789211 ID: 64e1fa

Alright alright, murder monsters still need to be taken care of. For all our sakes, okay?
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No. 789213 ID: 70983e

>>789209
Chuck has lifted the veil. The townspeople will now be able to clearly see and fight the monsters, but the reverse is also true.
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No. 789214 ID: 398fe1

See? This town was created for this kind of thing! Nelson Plath was a goddamn horndog.
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No. 789215 ID: d3c21d

AYYYYYY
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
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No. 789227 ID: 143250

>>789214
This
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No. 789233 ID: 91ee5f

>>789214
No! Shhh! They don't know about the Nelson, only Susanna, Chuck, and Ramona know about that! If you mention that it's the fault of a Plath, then they'll turn against Ramona and Sally, even though they had nothing to do with it!
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No. 789236 ID: 398fe1

Hang on where'd Geoff go?
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No. 789241 ID: 4a6b8b

>>789214
Nope

Just grin ear to ear and proceed as planed
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No. 789253 ID: 9876c4

Bravo.

On the plus side, we no longer have to worry that the real Marcie was brought back.
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No. 789278 ID: fceae5

>>789209
>>789236
These.
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No. 789281 ID: 62f1df

Anyway, back to the religious nutjobs murder monsters.

Also, yeah, where's Geoff?
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No. 789288 ID: a8bc5c

Putting a vote in for walking away now that you've broken the spell or whatever.

AND CHECKING ON RAMONA.
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No. 789294 ID: 4063a3
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789294

You:

The reactions from the crowd are pleasantly unexpected, but you cannot help but wonder where Geoff went. You look through the crowd, then around the stage.
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No. 789295 ID: 4063a3
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789295

He’s standing off to your left, leaning against one of the columns of the rotunda and trying to get a look through one of the huge, shuttered windows. Probably thinking about that beaver.
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No. 789302 ID: a523fb

Announce into the mic "My man lil homie gay ass like the beaver"
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No. 789303 ID: 4fe424

>>789302
What he say.
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No. 789304 ID: b412df

Paranoid thought, are we being watched? Look at the window Geoff is looking at.
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No. 789309 ID: 9876c4

>>789302
>>789303
No doubt.
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No. 789310 ID: d4516a

Tell Geoff that you're worried as well, but that we kind of have more important things to do than spy on the mayor (or on dat ass).
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No. 789314 ID: b15da4

Start a petition to rename the town Fuck Chuck.
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No. 789315 ID: ffc525

Announce that the solution to keeping everyone safe is with lacerating word play. So from now on, everyone can party hold religious meetings, perform sex group yoga, spanking mortification of the flesh, etc.

As for Geoff, invite him to the stage. He shall be our agent.
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No. 789357 ID: bb78f2

>>789295
Hey... Like sorry man that I kicked off a minor police state thing going on in your town because I boned too much that made you and me homeless by law...

if the only cop in town is actually going to enforce it, I don't know.

Oh I forgot about John. I always forget about John. He could enforce it and is ALSO probably homeless if he doesn't live alone.

HEY JOHN GET OVER HERE WE NEED TO MEET ALREADY.
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No. 789358 ID: 143250

>>789357
Indeed. He is probably like one of the oldest members of the community next to Ramona a Susanna. Surly he has seen these monsters in his lifetime. Lets get his opinion on this.
>>
No. 789370 ID: 91ee5f

Visibly facepalm yourself and say, "You guys just now realized your town's name is a sex joke?!"
>>
No. 789419 ID: 144af2

Walk over to Geoff and try to set things straight with him. In a diplomatic way. As in, not punching each-other.
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No. 789458 ID: 62f1df

>>789358
That's not a bad idea. We've seen and heard so little of John, and yet, he'd probably have interesting information to share!

Plus, we have to organize against the monsters, and considering the town's other police officer is presently locked up with the snayor, John is probably going to be our best option.

We should probably send a party of two or three people to get him and also check on Ramona and keep her informed. Maybe contact Davey too.
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No. 789459 ID: c58a23

Let's have a Coxwette Man-Meeting. All the dudes, get together and discuss latest developments.
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No. 789471 ID: 4063a3
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789471

You leave the Town of Chumps to revel in their obliviousness and go to the police station. You feel the need to take a break from following threads and check on someone you haven’t really met yet. You to to the police office, which is empty except for John the police deputy.

John: “Hm?”

John: “Meeting’s over already?”

You: “What are you doing in here?”

John: “They put me on the phone.”

John: “Haven’t had a call since Marcie set a baguette on fire.”

John: “But that was years ago… I think.”

John grunts. He looks like the bell on the door might have awakened him from a nap.
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No. 789472 ID: 4fe424

Try to imagine John as a sexy female.
>>
No. 789474 ID: c58a23

Ask John if he's been told about this separation plan the Mayor's tried and failed to sell the people. How does he feel about being forbidden to share a roof with anything female outside business hours?
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No. 789479 ID: 4063a3
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789479

You: “Have you heard about this whole separate living thing?”

John: “You mean the mayor’s new policy?”

John: “Mhm.”

You: “And that doesn’t piss you off at all?”

John shrugs.

John: “I live on my own anyway. Don’t bother me.”

John: “That and I get a lot of… uh…”

John: “rest at the station. So I don’t spend much time at home anyway.”
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No. 789482 ID: ffc525

Tell John that there's a situation at the library and that Layla can't handle it alone.

Pillage the booty after he leaves.
>>
No. 789485 ID: a8bc5c

Ask him if he's heard anything about the plaths today.

Then you know, check on ramona.
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No. 789488 ID: 4063a3
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789488

You: “There’s a little situation at the library that I think Layla could use your help with.”

John: “Well she hasn’t called for backup.”

John: “And if I leave I’m gonna have to kick you out and lock up.”
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No. 789497 ID: ffc525

Ask John to tell you the story of his life.

(maybe he will fall asleep in the middle)
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No. 789498 ID: b15da4

if the policemen of this town can't be moved to assist the mayor, then it's up to Chuck, Upstanding Law-Abiding Citizen to go confront the mayor('s rear).
>>
No. 789501 ID: 398fe1

Ask him how many of the town ladies he bedded when he was younger.
>>
No. 789507 ID: 143250

Ask about: how the town dealt with the monsters in the past, his past, if anyone is currently in jail.
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No. 789510 ID: 3b4dc8

Ask him:
What is your past?
What is your relationship with Layla?
How many times have you seen the monsters?
Has anyone ever been jailed in Coxwette?
Have you ever slept with any of the town women?
Where does the train come from? Where does it go?
Can we access the town police records?
How did you end up here?
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No. 789564 ID: 064dbf

Don't ask him about himself, tell him a long winded story of how it all happened and see if you can get him to fall asleep.
>>
No. 789604 ID: 188451

I mean. Tell him to head there after you ask him whatever. We ain't really lying that Layla could use some help.
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No. 789607 ID: bf8224

Ask him everything we have asked Ramona and Susanna. He might be more willing to spill town secrets than Layla, and probably has a unique insight being a law officer.
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No. 789608 ID: bf8224

>>789607
Additionally, ask him about the train, the children, and the warehouse. Ask him if the farmer has a history of crime in town. Ask him about Harold Pal, Ramona's husband, and the pig man.
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No. 789616 ID: 62f1df

Let's focus on what's important here: there's monsters attacking the locals. What do?
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No. 789627 ID: 4cbca5

Ask this man that youve barely even met and have spoken about 8 words to 5 million questions all at once because you are a stupid asshole.

Seeing as he only exists to dispense exposition to you to begin with, he definitely wont be really annoyed or offput by essentially a random stranger being so intrusive. He'll definitely tell you everything he knows about everyone in town because thats what police officers are for.
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No. 789635 ID: c31aac

Ask for another exposition dump on who he is and everything else, then get bored and glaze over it because he's a boring old man who's awful at exposition
>>
No. 789636 ID: 7dbf38

I think that means this one won't be of any help. We'd better look for our favorite frenchie and get some tools.
>>
No. 789638 ID: b8d5aa

ask him what he knows about harold pal.
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No. 789705 ID: 4063a3
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789705

You’ll ask one question. Playing twenty questions isn’t going to do you any good with this guy you barely know. Besides, this guy’s a cop. You hate cops. Sounds like a good way to get questions asked of you.
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No. 789706 ID: 4fe424

How to get into Layla's pantaloons.
>>
No. 789707 ID: b15da4

>>789706
This. Spend that question wisely.
>>
No. 789708 ID: a523fb

>>789706
Absolutely
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No. 789709 ID: ffc525

>>789706
This, or a bit more indirectly, what kind of guys she likes / what gets her worked up.
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No. 789712 ID: d1d42a

>>789706
this is the only question worth asking
>>
No. 789718 ID: 669253

>>789706
This is really important. Ask this.
>>
No. 789817 ID: 9876c4

"My man lil homie gay ass like the beaver...?"

Phrase it as if you're seeking advice.
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No. 789884 ID: 62f1df

>>789706
This guy gets it.
>>
No. 789886 ID: 143250

>>789706
Make sure you say it in those exact words, and not worry about any consequences. None at all.
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No. 789899 ID: 398fe1

Hey can I just throw out a word of caution? He knows that the town's been ordered to keep "private meetings" from happening. So asking him how to get into Layla's pants is essentially asking a cop how to break the law.

Which is real dumb.
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No. 789907 ID: 51649e

Endeavour to make a tactful inquiry as to the existence of any tips or tricks relating to how one could go about becoming closer to the lady of the police force.

And her butt.
>>
No. 789966 ID: 70983e

>>789899
We don't wan't to break the law per se, we just want to bend it (over).
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No. 790002 ID: 4063a3
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790002

You: “Sounds good big guy. I’ll go willingly.”

John grunts.

You: “Must be pretty nice workin’ with Captain Ka-pow all day. Am I right?”

You elbow John.

You: “Right”

You: “Admiral Ass. General Jugs. Sergeant Spank.”

You: “Right.”

You: “Chief Superintendent Chee-.”

John: “I’m going to pretend you aren’t referring to Captain Hoode.”

John: “But yes. She is a pleasure to work with.”

You: “Heh heh, I bet.”

You: “So what’s she look for in a man?”

John:

John: “Respect.”
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No. 790003 ID: aebfae

>>790002
OH!!! BURN!!! XD
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No. 790007 ID: 23066f

>>790002
Point taken.
But seriously though, she seems like a good person and a good officer. She could probably use some help over at the mayor's.
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No. 790014 ID: 51649e

"My man, there's respect and there's respect you know? Kinda old-fashioned to go acting like there's one kind for men and another for ladies. I've chatted with Layla, we're both immigrants here. She's a tough woman and she knows what's what, and I wouldn't want to get on her bad side. That's respect. I've seen her out jogging in the morning. Would be disrespectful not to notice the effort she's put in, and the result. Eh?"

Ironically, in his own idiosyncratic way, Chuck probably does have Layla near the top of his respect list. As close as he gets to respect, anyway.
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No. 790035 ID: 5cdf3a

>>790002
The mic. It was dropped.
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No. 790046 ID: 0555b9

She's a cop anyway. Sorry Chuck, you could look, but never touch.

Aaaanyway, you should get back to town square. Form a committee for getting to the bottom of the reverend mystery consisting of you, Sophie, and four pairs of hands.
...Ahem. Explain you'd like to join her on a photo-taking excursion through the woods, perhaps a tour of those mysterious things she's already found.
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No. 790053 ID: 143250

>>790014
This.
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No. 790054 ID: 9876c4

No one's gonna listen, because gottacatchemall, but if we hooked up the dogcops, we'd erode the last vestiges of snayor support.
>>
No. 790060 ID: 2f4566

>>790014
This. Say that you have deep respect for the amount of time and effort she has put into maintaining her athletic figure. She clearly cares about her body, so logically exhibiting attraction to it will be construed as a form of respect.
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No. 790073 ID: ffc525

No, this isn't leading us anywhere. What the fuck are we even doing here.. except wasting time.

Let's go back to the library and see what's going on there or something.

Or to the medical office and pick the locks there and get the drugs, and trade them for apples from Davey, and get some favors from Penny. Or something.
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No. 790077 ID: 62f1df

Okay, we all want to give that dog a bone, but for the time being, let's focus on the whole murder-monster thing. Since John is of no use, we'd better go back to the town square and formulate a plan of defense with the locals.
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No. 790223 ID: b8d5aa

ask john about the monsters, good gosh. he's old enough, if anything's happened in the town he'd have heard about it most likely.
>>
No. 790230 ID: 064dbf

Alright, tone it down there Chuck. Did you honestly think an old geezer like that still has a sex drive. He could be her father for all we know.

You can recover though, wipe that smile off and pretend to be serious. "Haha, but for real I would be interested in courting Layla. You know, just see if I can make her smile."

I don't have to mean it, you just have to fake it.
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No. 790231 ID: 143250

>>790223
Agreed
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No. 790274 ID: 4063a3
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790274

This is stupid. You didn’t come here to get game tips from a cop. Why did you come here?

You: “Forget it. Forget I said it.”

You: “I want to know about the monsters attacking town. Know anything about them?”

John: “I’ve heard of ‘em, sure.”

John: “Haven’t ever seen one. Captain Hoode and I searched the woods and didn’t see a thing.”

John: “The mayor kept talking about them when she gave us the new directive for policing the town.”

John: “She can be a little hard to understand sometimes.”

He shrugs.
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No. 790275 ID: a788b7

>>790274

What'd she say to do if they showed up? She didn't tell any of the civilians at the meeting before she got flustered and stormed off the stage, so maybe that'd be some good information to disseminate.
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No. 790277 ID: 398fe1

What was Susanna saying about the monsters? Anything she said could give us an insight as to her state of mind.
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No. 790279 ID: 143250

All these years being in this town and he has never seen a monster... Odd. Before you leave, tell him he needs to get out more.

Well, what now? Sally betrayed us, so we can't get in the catacombs, and since the town is distracted... LETS RAID THE TOWN! steal as much stuff as you can in all the stores! just like you did during the bank heists.
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No. 790283 ID: 398fe1

Wait a minute, this is the second or third time we've been told it's hard to understand Susanna. Ask what he means by that.
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No. 790291 ID: 62f1df

Yeah, pump him for information regarding what Susanna said and her bahavior.
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No. 790340 ID: 4063a3
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790340

You: “Did she even tell you what to do if you see one?”

John: “She said to round up the citizens and get them indoors.”

Given the way that you’ve seen the Reverends react to firearms, that is to say barely at all, this course of action seems somewhat reasonable.

You: “What’s hard to understand about her?”

John grunts.

John: “She goes on… dissociative tirades.”

John: “She put on a blindfold and started talking about the Plath family and calling the attackers ‘reverends’.”

John: “Me and the Captain were concerned.”

John: “What is the situation at the library?”

You: “The mayor delivered a speech on her new policy, and the townspeople started chanting. Layla took them inside. It hasn’t turned violent.”
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No. 790347 ID: 91ee5f

>>790340
Correction, it hasn't turned violent yet. You left and things were peaceful, but who knows? The town might've gotten violent by now and you don't know because you aren't there.
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No. 790358 ID: 70983e

Remember anything she accused the Plaths of on these tirades?

Now leave as you both clearly have places to be. Or the same place, actually.
>>
No. 790368 ID: 398fe1

Dissociative? He thinks Susanna is not in her right mind? Well, the citizens would not object to a change of leadership at this point.
>>
No. 790382 ID: a8bc5c

Hey, chuck. You know what you aren't doing by being here? Seeing what's happened to Ramona.

Get to it, "legend"
>>
No. 790413 ID: 446e73

>>790382
Vitally important point made
>>
No. 790429 ID: 2120ee

>>790340
"Oh yeah, one last question. When's the last time you guys had a mayoral election?"

Leave regardless of the answer.
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No. 790649 ID: 9876c4

>>790429
Leave before getting the answer.
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No. 790682 ID: 4063a3
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790682

You: “So she’s nuts?”

You: “When’s the last time this town had a mayoral election?”

John grunts.

John: “We’ve never-”

You leave the police station. The building makes you uncomfortable for various reasons. You…

a) return to the library lawn
b) check up on Ramona
c) do something else >_
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No. 790684 ID: 398fe1

b.
>>
No. 790685 ID: d2c50a

B.
And inform her that if she ever wanted to put the town back in Plath hands, the air of open rebellion has created the perfect environment for her to run for mayor.
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No. 790686 ID: 70983e

I'm sure that looked cooler in your head. Really.

B. Ramona should be informed.
>>
No. 790690 ID: 91ee5f

>>790682
B

Inform her that her daughter has made some sort of deal with the Snayor that most likely involves handing over the agate.

.....also inform her of the town's name to see if she has the same reaction that everyone else had! XD
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No. 790691 ID: 4289a3

B.
She needs to know about the new laws... meaning you will also probably have to move out (and I say probably because following laws isn't really your thing).
>>
No. 790692 ID: 15a025

B.
>>
No. 790698 ID: d4516a

>>790685
>>790686
>>790690
>>790691
Also make sure she's even all right.
>>
No. 790823 ID: 8da459

>>790682
B
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No. 790844 ID: fa7516

>>790682
B, and pay your damn rent too
>>
No. 790854 ID: a8bc5c

Finally. B. B. B.
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No. 790893 ID: 4063a3
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790893

Sure, maybe walking out sounded cooler in your head, but these people need to get a clue. They have a shit mayor and they’re just not doing anything about it. You feel a sudden and strong urge to check up on Ramona, so you hurry to the Plath House.
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No. 790894 ID: 4063a3
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790894

The ground floor is completely empty, so you walk upstairs to find her in her room.

Ramona: “Sally?”

Ramona: “Oh, hello Chuck.”

You: “Hi. How, uh”

You: “How are you feeling?”

Ramona: “Oh… tired. Just a tired spell.”

You: “You’re not, like, in pain or anything are you?”

Ramona just smiles at you for a moment.

Ramona: “Did you go to the town meeting?”

You: “Yes. Yes I definitely did, and maybe we should talk about that.”

Ramona: “Would you pour me a cup, Chuck?”

You: “Of… water?”

Ramona looks at you again.
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No. 790896 ID: 9876c4

No alcohol. Not until we're finished talking.
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No. 790897 ID: 4fe424

Pour her a cup of dick. Right in her mouth.
>>
No. 790899 ID: c31aac

>>790896
This. Mayor's gone full-on totalitarian, Ramona. You know about that?
>>
No. 790901 ID: ffc525

Pour her the good stuff, but don't hand it to her. Make her work for it.
>>
No. 790902 ID: 3583d1

No alcohol for now, just water.
>>
No. 790908 ID: 15a025

I think she means a cup of coffee to help wake her up a bit.
>>
No. 790917 ID: 5f2b81

She definitely means alcohol. The woman's dying. Let her have her drink.
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No. 790926 ID: 4063a3
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790926

You: “I don’t think you need to be drinking right now.”

You: “Did you hear about what Susanna’s doing to the town?”

Ramona rolls onto her side with her back to you.

Ramona: “I haven’t heard. What’s the fool done this time?”

You: “She wants to impose a town-wide curfew, and she’s found some way to spy on the townspeople. From her office, I think.”

Ramona: “She’s lying…”

Ramona: “She couldn’t do something like that.”

Ramona: “Not without blue agate.”

You: “That’s the thing. I think Sally-”

Ramona: “Honey I could really use a drink.”

You notice that she is shaking in her bed.

Ramona: “I haven’t had a drink all day.”
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No. 790927 ID: 9b8c8d

>>790926
Fine.

She'll probably need a stiff one to hear what's coming next, anyway.
>>
No. 790928 ID: 0555b9

She needs painkillers. Or really strong booze. Maybe both at the same time.
>>
No. 790929 ID: 143250

okay. time to visit the cellar. as you are in there, take a good look before going upstairs. There might be a hidden entrance to the catacombs you haven't noticed before.
>>
No. 790931 ID: 15a025

Alcohol won't solve anything. Get the poor pup a glass of water or a nice warm drink like tea or a hot chocolate.
>>
No. 790932 ID: 9876c4

Sure.
>>
No. 790939 ID: b41f2b

>alcoholic hasn't had a drink all day
Well it's time to pour her a cup lest she die from withdrawal.
>>
No. 790949 ID: 398fe1

She's getting the shakes from not drinking. She needs a drink, you don't go cold turkey with alcoholism.
>>
No. 790963 ID: 2120ee

>>790926
So remind me again, was this liver cancer?
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No. 790985 ID: 62f1df

Oh shit, delirium tremens! That's not good. You'd better run and get her some booze. Short of having an intensive care unit on hand, that's the best thing you can do right now. You should probably get Sophie on her case, however...
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No. 791000 ID: 51649e

"... I'm afraid, Ramona. I'm afraid Sally might want Susanna to try and cure you, and I'm afraid the only way she could do anything like that is to set you back, like she did Marcie. I'm afraid of you forgetting me, too."

"I'll go get a drink for you."
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No. 791014 ID: bb78f2

>>790926
Don't give Ramona a drink. Don't give tired sick ridden depressed people a drink.
You'll always regret it, they become REALLY annoying and sad and depressing.
>>
No. 791070 ID: 132655

>>790926

Why give her a drink. Youve got another "d" word thatd be way better to give her
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No. 791130 ID: b8d5aa

give her a LITTLE booze to stop the shakes but not enough to get her drunk.
>>
No. 791159 ID: 393ae0

Get in bed with her and make her warm. I heard spooning helps distract the mind.
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No. 791175 ID: fa7516

>>791159
>>791070
These; you won't be under the same roof as her long. Lewd the only loyal Plath while you have the chance
>>
No. 791195 ID: 143250

>>791175
Might as well.
>>
No. 791199 ID: 9876c4

We got shit to do.

Get your exposition, then lets get back to the library and get our new mayor.
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No. 791228 ID: 3b4dc8

>>790926
Don't give her a drink. Instead tell her that her daughter is a traitor.

>>791070
This. She needs something healthy instead.
>>
No. 791233 ID: b412df

Do not do anything lewd, she's clearly not well. Something is wrong here.

I'd say get her a drink, but if it's alcohol, make sure it's watered down. Because of what >>790985 said.
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No. 791237 ID: c6e33d

Get her a drink and dont try to lewd the sick woman going through withdrawal you bone dead maroons
>>
No. 791264 ID: 3d0209

Give her a drink, talk her up a bit, and eat her out if she's not actually dying and is just depressed.
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No. 791454 ID: 4063a3
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791454

You get Ramona a drink from the cellar. You kind of don’t want to, but you’ve known enough alcoholics to know when a little hair of the dog is appropriate.
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No. 791455 ID: 4063a3
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791455

The door is unlocked, so you walk down the screaming steps into the darkness.

The first thing that you notice is a lack of gleaming glass reflection from the upstairs light. There are no bottles here.
>>
No. 791456 ID: fceae5

What the fuck?! Where's the booze?!
>>
No. 791457 ID: aebfae

>>791455
Sally must REALLY want her mom to quit cold turkey.
>>
No. 791458 ID: b412df

What the hell? How'd someone get rid of all that booze in a hurry? Did you stash or take any of the booze?

Also, the shelf to the right, what's that right at the end? Looks like either someone hiding behind it, or a tunnel.
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No. 791459 ID: 4063a3
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791459

Someone really moved that booze out of here in a hurry. The shapes behind the shelf on the right are the end of the rubble and tool pile that you took the bolt cutters from a few days ago. It doesn’t look like there is much else down here right now.
>>
No. 791461 ID: ffc525

Go back to Ramona and explain what you saw and that Sally is likely behind this.
>>
No. 791463 ID: cdec48

>>791456
Maybe Sally gave it to Snayor as part of their deal.

Was there any booze in the attic? I can't recall.
>>
No. 791464 ID: 9b8c8d

>>791463
I think there was. Let's go grab those.
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No. 791473 ID: 8d4593

Hey look, a pick axe! That'll come in handy!
but seriously. Moving that much alcohol must have been quite the operation.
This is starting to get fishy.
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No. 791474 ID: 143250

looks like a lot of the tools were taken as well. Is that a rope on the bottom right?
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No. 791475 ID: 51649e

Snoop around for some spare booze. Kitchen, bathroom, your room, anywhere Ramona might have left some.
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No. 791496 ID: 398fe1

>>791459
How did they get all the booze out of here so quick? This is illegal, you know. You could go straight to the cops. Grand larceny.

Whatever. There's still one bottle we know of. At Sophie's place.
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No. 791502 ID: 4063a3
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791502

You manage to yank some of the crusty, dirt-caked rope out from between the old sheets of wood and chunks of brick. The basement cellar had a great many bottles of gin in it, so you can only assume that it took multiple people to empty it so quickly. It must have been a good heist, and you are actually kind of sorry to have missed it.

Still, there are more urgent things on your mind at the moment. You coil the rope up with your forearm and go looking through the house for some hidden booze.
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No. 791503 ID: 4063a3
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791503

You exhaustively search everywhere in the house you have seen Ramona go. Her decanter is even gone from the side table in the den. The kitchen cabinets are just full of really weird shit, but no liquor.
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No. 791507 ID: 91e039

>>791503
Only option left is to notify Ramona and add "counter-burglary" to the to do list.
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No. 791509 ID: 143250

Tell Ramona the bad news. hide the rope away from her, she might be depressed enough to do something drastic to herself.
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No. 791524 ID: 398fe1

>>791509
I think we should be more concerned about the pistol with the single bullet in it.

But I mean, we can just go retrieve the bottle of gin from Sophie's apartment. Or get a lady to visit the farmer in exchange for opening up his supply. Ellen is probably a good choice there.
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No. 791535 ID: 143250

>>791524
I wish we could visit Sophie, but new regulations prevent it. Plus with Susanna having all the blue agate, she is always watching what we are doing now.
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No. 791543 ID: 62f1df

Fuck! You're going to need to have a serious talking-to with Sally and the Snayor. That kind of shitty backstabbing just doesn't fly! What if she even used her weird magic to teleport away all the booze? Can she do that?

For now, run back to Ramona and ask her if she has a secret stash somewhere. She's gotta have a bottle or two squirreled away, right? If not, we'll have to sprint to Sophie's and let ourselves in. Screw the consequences, Ramona is on her last leg!
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No. 791578 ID: d8d78c

>>791535

So what? John is really old and layla cant arrest you without being cross-gender contact anyway.

Its time to burn down city hall.
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No. 791627 ID: 4063a3
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791627

You go back to Ramona’s bedroom. She’s still there.

You: “R”

You: “Ramona”

Ramona stirs, looking at you briefly before rolling over again.

You: “Where are you keeping the gin again?”

Ramona: “In the cellar.”

You: “It’s locked. Don’t you have a stash?”

Ramona: “Side table in the den.”

You: “Anywhere else?”

Ramona: “Kitchen pantry.”

You: “Uh”

Ramona looks at you again.

Ramona: “Reading room? Second floor?”

You grit your teeth.

Ramona: “The one in my nightstand is empty.”

Ramona: “You checked everywhere and still couldn’t find it?”
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No. 791628 ID: 398fe1

>>791627
Fine, we're not getting Sophie's bottle, then?

Tell her the only way she's gonna get a steady supply of alcohol is from farmer Davey.
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No. 791630 ID: c31aac

>>791627
She seems unsurprised by this, all things considered
"It's all gone! Ramona, what happened?"
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No. 791632 ID: 143250

What are you sweating about, Chuck. It's not your fault the booze is gone. Plus, a man never should show emotion.

Tell her the only way to get alcohol is from Dave. Hope that she doesn't request you to go to him.
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No. 791640 ID: 62f1df

Right, Plan B then: let's run to Sophie's house and get that bottle, hoping that she didn't throw it away. Also, we should really have a discussion with Sophie to clear the air; she's been one of the nicest residents and we've really been acting douchey with her. I know being douchey is our thing, but still.

Anyway, Sophie's house, stat. We'll deal with the aftermath later. Let's make Davey Plan C. *Maybe* he'll buy that we need booze to save someone and throw us a bottle, but that's not a reliable plan.
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No. 791647 ID: 5d32e7

No sense in mincing about it. It's going to look shady as fuck if we leave without an explanation when we said we were going to get her a drink. You'll have to be straight with her about the situation.
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No. 791650 ID: 8a204b

>>791627
"The gin's gone. Why is the gin gone?"
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No. 791674 ID: 9876c4

>>791650
This seems appropriate.
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No. 791675 ID: b15da4

>>791650
This seems memetic.
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No. 791682 ID: 4063a3
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791682

You: “You know what, it’s no big deal. I just have to go out and find some.”

Ramona: “Just get some from the cellar. I’ll give you the key.”

You: “Well”

The dogmom sits up, her eyes wide with horror.

Ramona: “Chuck. What happened.”

You: “I lied. The cellar is empty.”

Ramona moans and shakes.

Ramona: “Why is it empty? Have we been robbed?”

You: “It’s possible

You: “But it’s more likely that someone you know did it.”

You: “Someone you know really well. Who knows where your keys are. And where you stash your bottles.”

Ramona: “I know you don’t mean Sally.”

You: “Sally was with the mayor at the town meeting today.”

Ramona: “With her?”

You: “Susanna told the town that Sally helped her instill a bunch of fucking stupid new security laws.”

Ramona: “Well she’s lying. That’s what Susanna does. She lies.”

You: “And I agree with that wholeheartedly. But. Well, Sally was there and she didn’t deny it.”

Ramona breathes heavily and looks at you. Some of the breaths sound kind of like “what?!”.

You: “I think I know where I can get another bottle. But it’s…”

Ramona: “I don’t care. Please just… get one.”

Ramona: “Dear.”
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No. 791684 ID: ffc525

Man, how much has she been drinking to turn this way. Well, let's go get her stuff before she passes out. Tell her this might take a while but that you'll be back asap.
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No. 791685 ID: b15da4

Take the gun away and stash it in your room. (Not that there aren't dozens of poisons around the house anyway.) Return to the town square and find best girl Sophie.
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No. 791687 ID: c78427

>>791684
At least she's an alcoholic instead of a binge drinker.

>>791685
Best to meet Sophie, especially on the off chance she has any disulfiram to help treat Ramona once she's out of the fire and flames of the initial withdrawal.
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No. 791694 ID: 398fe1

>>791682
Okay give her two choices. You can get like half of a bottle and wean herself off of it by only drinking when she gets the shakes, or she can whore herself out to Davey for a running supply.
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No. 791707 ID: 91ee5f

>>791682
Quickly! Ask Ramona if Sally knows where the blue agate was hidden! Because Susanna said she found a way spy on the townspeople. And if she can only do that with blue agate and Susanna said that Sally was helping her, then guess what happened to all the blue agate that Ramona hid in the house!
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No. 791708 ID: 143250

Tell her you'll have to see Sophie, but if she doesn't have any, you'll have to see Davey, and he might kill you...
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No. 791716 ID: 62f1df

>>791687
Sensible: we have to find Sophie and explain things to her. She's the person to contact in a case like this. But qickly, we don't know how much time we have!

>>791707
Sally has obviously already given the blue agate to Susanna. We'll deal with that later.
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No. 791738 ID: 9dc26d

YO CHUCK BUDDY USE YOUR BRAIN.

WHAT'S SALLY GOING TO WANT THAT SUSANNA CAN GIVE HER?

THAT'S RIGHT, SOME KIND OF PLAN-B SUBSTITUTE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D TRADE FOR THAT?

PROBABLY A LOT, RIGHT?
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No. 791739 ID: 1da6a7

>>791738
I don't think the possibility of new life weighs anything at all when compared to the certainty of her mother's death.
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No. 791746 ID: 91ee5f

>>791716
>Sally has obviously already given the blue agate to Susanna. We'll deal with that later.
But Ramona doesn't know yet. Chuck should tell her.
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No. 791747 ID: 8d4593

>>791739
Truth.

But perhaps her very recent adult event was the push she needed to decide to go her own way and take matters into her own hands instead of listening to her mother.
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No. 791774 ID: 62f1df

>>791746
That I agree with. Is she in condition to hear about it, though?
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No. 791792 ID: 91ee5f

>>791774
I don't think anyone is ever in a condition to hear their own child has turned against them.
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No. 791795 ID: 62f1df

>>791792
Harsh, but true. I still think we should wait until she's in a better state, though.
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No. 791866 ID: e01e87

Yes get Ramona to Sophie right away. Alcohol withdrawal is nothing to joke about. Don't just wander around looking for booze. She needs a doctor. With as much blue agate as Sally could've taken, Savanna could have voodoo'd all the town's sinful booze away to confuse the reverends. Heck, with that much agate, Savanna could probably voodoo away your dick, to solve her problem once and for all.
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No. 791867 ID: 143250

>>791866
Actually, good idea. She is going even if you have to drag her out of her bed with her kicking and screaming.
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No. 791903 ID: 4063a3
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791903

You’re not exactly prepared for this. Are you going to try to drag Ramona out of bed, or just go retrieve the rest of the gin from Sophie? Or something else? Are you even going to tell Ramona about Sally right now?
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No. 791904 ID: 398fe1

If those are really the only choices, you need to get the gin from Sophie, and inform her that as her doctor she needs to help wean Ramona off it, or at least tell you how best to do so.
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No. 791905 ID: c31aac

>>791903
Let's get her to sophie.
"Doctor has the bottle and is also equipped to help with your withdrawal. C'mon, let's get you down there."
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No. 791908 ID: a8bc5c

Can't we just... Call sophie and get her to come here, or do we not have the phone number for her?
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No. 791909 ID: 143250

>>791908
We'll try that first, but if she doesn't answer, she is probably still at the town meeting, and we'll have to find her.
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No. 791913 ID: 4063a3
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791913

You call Sophie, hoping that she is old-timey enough to make a house call. She arrives within ten minutes and sets her bag down on the bedside table.

You: “How’d you get changed so fast?”

Sophie: “I went to the medical office right away in case protest turned violent.”

You: “Did you bring the gin?”

Ramona: “Why… why does she have gin?”

Sophie: “I poured out it.”

You: “WHAT”

You: “That was good gin! Why’d you-”

Sophie: “I don’t want to get in trouble with the law”

Sophie: “Interferes… with practice.”

You: “Well do some, I don’t know”

You: “doctor shit!!”

Sophie: “Is she having seizures?”

Sophie: “Ms. Plath, are you ok?”

Ramona turns over, and Sophie goes to inspect her.

Sophie: “If she gets seizures…”

Sophie: “all my diazepam… gone. Nothing to give her.”

Sophie: “Why did she stop drinking?”

You: “I don’t know. The gin’s just gone, and it looks like someone stole it.”

Sophie: “Hm. Same person who stole my medications? I wonder.”

Sophie takes you aside for a moment.

Sophie: “I will remain to care for Ms. Plath. Administering vitamin. If she get seizures… I need medication.”

Sophie: “Go find a drink. Monitored controlled intake. It’s not good, but… the only thing I can recommend now without drugs available.”
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No. 791914 ID: 2120ee

>>791913
I bet you 9 million bucks the mayor has booze.
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No. 791915 ID: 398fe1

>>791913
Okay. Let's go talk to Ellen. See if she wants to go see Davey. Then we can get Davey's supply.

The alternative is to try to find the thieving rabbit and we have no leads. The first sighting was dumb luck, and the cops have searched the forest already looking for the reverends. If it was as easy as walking into the forest and looking around, they'd have discovered the thief's hideout.
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No. 791917 ID: 1da6a7

>>791914
Even if she doesn't, she'll help. Sally will make her.
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No. 791918 ID: 143250

Sally first. Davey is last resort. That man is dangerous.
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No. 791920 ID: c31aac

>>791913
Oh fuck. THAT'S what the agate was for.
Fuck me, susanna's magicking away shit!
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No. 791926 ID: 176036

>>791920
Maybe ask Ramona if that's even possible, but that was honestly my first guess - someone's started to magically make shit go away.
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No. 791984 ID: 4063a3
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791984

You: “Ok.”

You: “Alright.”

Maybe this isn’t so bad. It isn’t like she is actually dying, just jonesing a little bit. So where are you going to go first?
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No. 791990 ID: ffc525

>where are you going
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

If that doesn't work, then.. I have no idea. Maybe we can call Rita from the police station and get some tips. Or just ask there if they know anything about it. Frankly I think Susanna used some of her speech to get a few people to move the booze so, it's possible Rachel would know.
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No. 791992 ID: b15da4

XYZZY

Otherwise, find Sally. She's fucked up big time helping Susanna, but she could know how to undo the snayor's plans.
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No. 791993 ID: fee32f

Only thing I can think of is to go to the library and ask Sally what the hell she thinks she's doing. He mother is in withdrawal and everything that can help her is gone, is this what she wants?
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No. 791998 ID: 1da6a7

>>791993
If we really can't think of any other place to find any alcohol from, then this is probably our best call.
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No. 792002 ID: 62f1df

Fuck this noise, I say we go and confront the Snayor about all this malarkey.
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No. 792003 ID: 143250

>>791998
>>791993
Davey is the only other place, but fuck that guy. Sally first. Let not be accusatory, lets just ask if she knows anything about it.
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No. 792004 ID: 9876c4

Fuck dealing with the whole dog/snek drama. It solves nothing, and likely ends up with us getting arrested.

Get Ellen to Davey. Solve the problem, deal with the rest when Ramona is not at risk.
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No. 792024 ID: b8d5aa

what's sally's motive in all this? why would she betray her mother and steal all that stuff? just what angle is she working?

is she doing it out of a sense of trying to help her mother, since the mayor can bring ramona back to life once she expires?

ramona needs some medicine but that's not priority number one. first check and see if there's any agate left or if it's all gone. if it's gone, then you have a lot bigger problems on your hands than mama plath's shakes. the snayor's got an enormous amount of power and who knows what she's going to use it for. time is of the essence.

but what can you do about it?

i think it's finally time to break into the warehouse and the catacombs and see just what the heck is going on here in coxwette.
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No. 792057 ID: 064dbf

We need answers and that's what we should work on now.

I don't really think Sally could have pulled out all of that booze but maybe. If it was someone else then I have a feeling they might be part of what's drawing the monsters back to the town.

We're not going to get anywhere just twiddling our thumbs her so I say we just go confront the snayor and just ask if Sally gave her all the booze, and make of point of telling her that Ramona needs the booze for medicine. Then we need to talk to her about the stolen medicine because didn't we only talk to Lisa about it?

Maybe she has a spell she can cast to reveal how took the medicine or the booze. Maybe she needed the medicine for herself because she's getting old. At this point all we can do is ask.
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No. 792062 ID: e10548

>>792057
This. We need to corner Sally and Susanna for extensive questioning if we ever want to get anywhere at this point. This is just getting tedious.
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No. 792064 ID: b4a23c

I also feel its high time we gave up on the mayor as anything resembling an ally. Shes very clearly out for number one and has no particular loyalty.
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No. 792067 ID: 51649e

You're all making a lot of assumptions about who's responsible for this.
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No. 792083 ID: 15a025

Go find Sally.
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No. 792264 ID: e6f478

>>792067
Given the circumstances, it can be reasonably inferred that whoever was responsible for the liquor theft had knowledge of the contents of the Plath house, Ramona's booze stash in particular, and for them to move such a large amount of liquor in a short period of time undetected—speaking of which, when was the last time anyone hit up the booze cellar so we can have a concrete time frame for the goods seizure—they would have to either have access to considerable manpower or alternative means. Unless Davey also got his shit jacked in this liquor grab (which we would have to go talk to him to find out) this appears to be a targeted attack at Ramona. The only people who benefit from such an attack would be the reverends, Susanna, or if we're going for the "killing with kindness" route, Sally. You also have to consider:
>Susanna: “I wish to extend my deepest gratitude to the brave young Plath heiress. She graciously donated to me the means to keep our town completely safe.”
Given how hungry Susanna was for the blue agate, it could also be reasonably inferred that Sally gave her our stash of agate as payment for some unknown promise, whether it's her mum's life, a plan-b substitute, or something else entirely.

That said, now that we've got Sophie looking after Ramona, the simplest course of action seems to be getting in contact in Sally and figuring out what the hell she's doing. Even if we can't get her back on our side, we can at least have an idea of where she's coming from so we know how to handle her if she tries to get in our way. If she's not accessible for whatever reason, then it's time for warehouse/catacombs because we don't have any other real options at the moment unless we want to tango with Davey, which most questers seem to not want to unless absolutely necessary.

Meta: Preferably we should leave armed, since we're endgame. Chuck shouldn't be going anywhere unarmed at this point. Acquire pickaxe from liquor cellar and gun with single bullet, unless better or more discreet weapons are at our disposal.
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No. 792268 ID: e6f478

>>792264
Addendum: We might also want to go check on Naz + Selma at some point since we had a nasty fuckparty earlier that would put them at risk of a reverend attack. Almost forgot about that. I could see the reverends using the current chaos at city hall to swoop in and give a little pokey-poke to the dirty sinners relatively unnoticed.
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No. 792279 ID: e01e87

>>791920 The booze, maybe (probably) but the diazepam was stolen before Susanna got all that agate, by the rabbit, used to poison Ellen. Sophie doesn't by chance still have that nasal spray we nicked from Ellen's unresponsive body, does she? It might be... diazepam...y.
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No. 792283 ID: 87353e

>>791984
Head over to Davey's Farm, you need to secure Ramona some alcohol first before you go waste time playing the blame game.
Davey might be willing to cut a better deal if you can convince him that he can get his revenge for his wife and Ellen's parents by permanently destroying the monsters, but that to do so your going to need Ramona in a stable condition to help deal with their supernatural bullshit.
Try to bring Ellen along too, she might be able help you make your case for him help you out
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No. 792362 ID: fa7516

>>792264
Manpower, or a powerful woman? There's a Hyena with biceps of iron on Snayor's payroll. Unless teleporty theft presents itself as more plausible, I elect we avoid trusting her.
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No. 792882 ID: 4063a3
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792882

It is getting dark quickly, and the crowd in front of the library has disbursed. It’s Sunday night, so everyone is probably back to preparing for the work week. You assume that the mayor has returned safely to City Hall by now, so you just go there.
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No. 792883 ID: 4063a3
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792883

That enormous beaver blocks the way. She is shaking with fear, and begins to stammer at you.

Lisa: “Ok, you look kind of mad”

Lisa: “I’d”

Lisa: “I didn’t have anything to do with this, I sw-”

Lisa: “The Mayor isn’t”

Lisa: “Available”
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No. 792884 ID: 91cfcf

>>792883
"Ramona will literally die because of what the mayor pushed Sally into doing. If she's here she's available. If she's not, tell me where."
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No. 792885 ID: bb78f2

>>792883
id like to see sally then
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No. 792886 ID: 1f8505

>>792883

Walk right by her into her office. Say nothing.
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No. 792888 ID: 7b7ab3

>>792883
"Lisa. Move."
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No. 792889 ID: 1e7aa8

"What did you help her do Lisa. Plath manor is completely devoid of any and all booze. RAMONA IS DYING."
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No. 792890 ID: 51649e

"Lisa. Do you know anything about the theft from the Plath house."
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No. 792891 ID: 62f1df

>>792884
Good enough. No time to beat around the bush, Susanna has screwed with everyone for long enough. She needs someone to bring her back to earth.
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No. 792893 ID: 143250

I'm not here for mayor, I'm here for Sally.
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No. 792898 ID: 4063a3
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792898

You: “Who stole the gin from the Plath House?”

Lisa: “No one stole-”

Lisa: “Wh- what gin”

You: “Who stole it?”

Lisa:

Lisa: “please

Lisa: “I get in so much trouble every time I tell you stuff”

You: “Just tell me where Sally is.”

Lisa: “I don’t know.”

You: "Lisa."

Lisa: “In the mayor’s office.”

Lisa: “The door’s locked.”
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No. 792900 ID: 4fe424

Smash that door not entirely unlike you've smashed bitches during your time in this ass town.
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No. 792901 ID: c31aac

>>792898
"She shouldn't be punishing you over me. Look for new work, she's proven herself not worth it."
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No. 792902 ID: 7b7ab3

Lisa, this has gone too far.
Susanna has lost her mind, Ramona is dying, Sally may be unknowingly killing her mother, and the town is falling apart.
We need to stop.
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No. 792907 ID: 9876c4

Just because we're here doesn't mean we're accomplishing anything.

Unless the mayor is drinking all the gin right now, help for Ramona lies elsewhere.

...Ask Lisa if she has a car?
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No. 792909 ID: 398fe1

Tell her to give you the key. If she doesn't have one or won't give it to you, just pick the damn door. Quietly.
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No. 792910 ID: fee32f

Is the door something you can just bust through? or are we going to be shouting?

btw nice dress
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No. 792914 ID: 51649e

"Lisa I have all sorts of problems with the Mayor but for right now my main concern is that Ramona was using the old booze reserves in the Plath cellar to cope with her illness and now it's all gone and she is lying in her bed with the shakes and the doctor says that without her medications that are also missing the best thing for her is a hair of the dog and the only person I can think of who'd have taken it all is Sally."

"So if the door is locked then give me your hairpins and I'll fix that."
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No. 792919 ID: 1e7aa8

>>792914
This is the most sensible option, so let's go with it.
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No. 792922 ID: 211d83

Lisa she is the mayor. Not the town dictator.

She can't pass laws without people voting for them and if she gives you problems you should tell her she can fuck off.

I need to talk to her before the whole town falls apart.
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No. 792926 ID: 31daba

Before going in, a possibly important question. Has Chuck consumed any reveyee recently?
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No. 792932 ID: 143250

>>792926
We agreed we would stop drinking that because it might cause cancer, or something just as bad.
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No. 792935 ID: 398fe1

>>792932
No we didn't.
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No. 792937 ID: 4063a3
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792937

You: “LISA”

You: “THE MAYOR”

You: “IS NUTS.”

You: “You need to stand up for her or your life is just going to suck forever and ever. I know she’s behind this gin thing”

You: “And if I don’t get alcohol to Ramona, she could die.”

You: “And I don’t”

You: “want”

You: “Ramona to die. Ok?”

Lisa: “I’m sorry. I didn’t know…”

You: “It’s fine. You got bobby pins?”

Lisa: “Uh, yes.”

You: “Give them to me.”

Lisa: “What! Why?”

You: “Just do it. I’m need to get into that office.”
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No. 792938 ID: 4063a3
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792938

Lisa: “Ok, ok…”
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No. 792939 ID: 4063a3
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792939

FOOF
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No. 792940 ID: 4063a3
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792940

Lisa:

Lisa: “Here you go.”
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No. 792941 ID: 4063a3
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792941

You bend the pins into a pick and wrench and start working on the office door.

Lisa: “Wait… are you picking the lock?”

Lisa:

Lisa: “Why do you know how to do that…?”
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No. 792942 ID: 70983e

Because I keep getting locked out of other people's houses, of course.

Thank you Lisa, and fight the power.
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No. 792943 ID: 595d54

"Doesn't matter, life story later." Get on with it, and remember, if you have to kick the door down, go for the hinges.
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No. 792944 ID: 15a025

Save time and just say you used to be a locksmith or something.
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No. 792945 ID: 027085

Long fucking story. Jusf be quiet and let me work.
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No. 792946 ID: 51649e

"Knew a guy. 'S not that hard. Let me focus."
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No. 792952 ID: 4fe424

"I'll teach you later if you put out."
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No. 792955 ID: 9dc26d

>>792941
"I worked for a locksmith once. Seems like a lifetime ago."
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No. 792958 ID: 7b7ab3

>>792941
"I knew a guy. I worked for a locksmith. It's a hobby. I'm secretly a master thief. Pick whatever you like. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice."
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No. 792960 ID: 9876c4

We were an actor, had to learn it for a role.

Worst part was, we didn't even get the job.
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No. 792961 ID: 143250

Ignore her, concentrate...concentrate....
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No. 792964 ID: 398fe1

>>792941
Keep your story straight. Your dad was a locksmith.
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No. 792965 ID: fee32f

I am a man of many talents.
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No. 792971 ID: bb78f2

>>792941
It's a very fun and useful skill Lisa.
I should show you sometime.
NOT TODAY! TODAY I'M SAVING RAMONA! THROUGH LOCKPICKING!
I AM A HERO!
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No. 792972 ID: 1f8505

"Internet."
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No. 792974 ID: 9876c4

>>792971
Changing my vote to this.
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No. 792979 ID: 8d4593

I know how to do that because life is criel, Lisa.
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No. 792980 ID: b490d9

>>792964
this
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No. 792983 ID: 1e7aa8

>>792955
This gets my vote. Consistent with what we told... Sophia, I think?

No sense changing it now that shit is on metaphorical fire.
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No. 793021 ID: 2120ee

>>792941
"I just know how to get holes to loosen up, okay?"
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No. 793028 ID: 143250

Once you unlock that door, slowly open, and take a peek.
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No. 793034 ID: 5ca1ad

Pick the lock and enter. Quietly. Maybe you can pick up a conversation before presenting yourself.
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No. 793067 ID: 2ce7cb

>>792983
No, THIS is consistent:
>>792964
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No. 793088 ID: 62f1df

... why not?
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No. 793167 ID: d1d42a

consistent stories are good
Your dad was a locksmith
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No. 793258 ID: 4063a3
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793258

You: “My dad was a locksmith.”

Lisa: “Hm”

Lisa: “And you can open any door?”

You: “Just about.”

Lisa:

Lisa: “That’s kind of neat.”

The door is unlocked.
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No. 793259 ID: c31aac

>>793258
Burst in, raving about withdrawal and stolen alcohol
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No. 793262 ID: 2120ee

>>793258
Open it quietly and take the stealthy approach. If Susanna is doing bullshit rock magic and gets distracted, some seriously fucky shit could happen.
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No. 793263 ID: bddd2f

>>793258
Enter cautiously. Don't spook the armed cop.
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No. 793264 ID: 143250

slowly open door, quietly, see if we can pick up on something. Don't just go barging in like a maniac.
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No. 793266 ID: 96daa7

My rates are very reasonable.

Now, you probably don't want to see what happens next.

Open the door once she's gone.
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No. 793295 ID: 9876c4

"...even the one to your heart."

Say it grimly, while avoiding eye contact.
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No. 793296 ID: 1da6a7

>>793262
If she's doing rock magic, she deserves to be distracted.

Kick the door in forcefully. If she starts to complain, proceed to tell her you don't give a shit about whatever she's doing - it can't be worth it.
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No. 793299 ID: 8a204b

>>793258
Smash open the door and announce "Heeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
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No. 793300 ID: 398fe1

Don't break the door, you just picked the lock! Open it like a civilized person and see what's going on in there.
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No. 793301 ID: 1e7aa8

Open it a little bit and very slowly. Make sure it doesn't creak.


if it does just open it the rest of the way.

if it doesn't open continue opening it slowly until you have a better idea what's going on behind it.
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No. 793302 ID: 9dc26d

Lock picking isn't as noisy as breaking a door down, but it still makes noise. There's a chance they heard.

Borrow a mirror and use that to peek through the crack at the bottom of the door, or through a slightly ajar door.
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No. 793320 ID: 62f1df

No way we're acting all stealthy and cautious. We're here to be indignant, not to snoop around! Let's open that door wide and stride inside, there's hell to pay!
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No. 793523 ID: 4063a3
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793523

You push the door to the office open without making much of a scene.

Sally: “…from the other end, not from the stem, it’s way easier.”

Layla: “No kidding. Huh huh!”

Layla: “Hey remember when Marcie used to make ice cream?”

Sally: “Why’d she ever stop?”

Susanna isn’t taking part in the conversation. She anxiously sips from her tea while Layla wags a cup of black coffee in her face. The mayor is the first to spot you.

Susanna: “That was supposed to be locked.”

Sally: “What was?”

Sally: “Chuck?!”
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No. 793525 ID: 51649e

"Sally your mom is lying in bed with the shakes and Sophie's worried she might get seizures, doctor's meds are already all gone so where did everything in the cellar go???"
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No. 793526 ID: 15a025

Get home now! Family emergency!
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No. 793527 ID: 4fe424

Demand an explanation for what the fuck is going on. Emphasize each word with a hip thrust while moving towards them, preferably ending up with your crotch in or near someone's face.
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No. 793528 ID: 211d83

Sally your mom is not doing so well.
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No. 793529 ID: 91e039

>>793525
Yeah, may as well get right to the point. We don't have time to play.
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No. 793531 ID: 143250

If Susanna says anything, tell her this has nothing to do with her, this issue is between you and Sally's family at the moment. Only verbally attack her if susanna starts something.
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No. 793532 ID: 027085

>>793525
End it with an angry glare.
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No. 793533 ID: ea92d7

Why is the booze gone?
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No. 793535 ID: 7b7ab3

"Alright, girls. I'm tired and stressed out, so I'm just going to be straight. Sally, you're mom's falling apart. She's got the shakes and Sophie says she might have seizures. I don't know what you did or what you were thinking, but fix it. Susanna, after that shitshow earlier it's a wonder you're not swinging from a noose. The town is confused and pissed off and so am I. You need a better plan. Layla, I don't have anything to say to you except that this town is going to get really ugly really fast if things keep going the way they are. And that's all I have to say."
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No. 793537 ID: bb78f2

>>793523
Sally there's an emergency with your Mom

BAM, good that gets us out of a B&E charge with Layla
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No. 793540 ID: 143250

>>793537
indeed. Straight to the point.
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No. 793541 ID: 8d4593

...Is Susanna wearing a wig?
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No. 793546 ID: c31aac

>>793525
Yep. Hope right in there, front-load all that frustration.
Channel that rage.
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No. 793548 ID: 393ae0

"A tea party? Why was I not invited?"
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No. 793553 ID: 9876c4

>>793527
This is the option I will most enjoy.
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No. 793559 ID: 998cb0

>>793525
>>793535
>>793537
These, but make sure you open with the 'your mums having seizures and the meds are all gone' card.
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No. 793581 ID: 486e87

>>793525
This, we need to get straight to the point.
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No. 793590 ID: 0555b9

The town is under siege, by your own admission, and you're in here... having a tea party? And Sally, what the hell. Your mom's in grave straits.
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No. 793605 ID: 1e7aa8

Yeah, bring direct is probably the best way to go here.

"Plath manor has been robbed of it's rather vast stores of alcohol. Ramona is now suffering and/or dying of the shakes since sophia's medications are also missing.

And the three of you are having TEA!?"
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No. 793609 ID: 0555b9

>>793605
Let's not be too direct, in front of the town's lawmaker and law enforcer. Drop the references of booze in favor of Ramona's imminently failing health.
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No. 793611 ID: 191603

>>793525
Also nice chairs
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No. 793632 ID: 62f1df

>>793590
Straight to the point and factual. I guess we'd better not bring up the booze problem, at least not right now. Let's see where the conversation is heading.
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No. 793648 ID: aebfae

>>793523
No time to question what you're seeing, go straight to >>793525. Or >>793535 as a more lengthy bit.
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No. 793679 ID: 1e7aa8

>>793609
We literally just did breaking and entering to access the tea party. We either have to subdue Layla (HIGHLY UNLIKELY) or give her a bigger (imaginary) fish to fry.
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No. 793681 ID: b15da4

>>793679
Breaking and entering? Nah, the town hall is public property. Someone must have forgotten to lock the door. People in this town, so forgetful, you know? hahaha what year is it again
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No. 793807 ID: e01e87

Tell them it's been a hell of a day, and it's probably mostly your fault, but what isn't your fault is that Ramona's an alcoholic, and booze is the only thing that can keep her from going into seizures. SO WHERE HAS THE GIN GONE

>>793527

or this

>Your *thrust* mom *thrust* has *thrust* cancer *thrust* and *thrust* needs *thrust* booze *thrust* or *thrust* she'll *thrust* get *thrust* seizures *thrust* like *thrust* this: *thrust* *thrust* *thrust*
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No. 793865 ID: f6ba27

Get fucking tackled by Layla with a shit eating grin on your face the whole time
>>
No. 793867 ID: 79a07e

>>793648
This, basically.
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No. 794350 ID: 8a204b

>>793523
>"That was supposed to be locked."

"And there was supposed to be a basement full of gin at the Plath house. But neither of those things are currently true."
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No. 794351 ID: 91ee5f

After all the important stuff is said to Sally about her mother, shout out, "And the town's name is a sexual joke about getting cocks wet! Did you know anything about that Susanna? The town's lewd name is probably why the monsters are attracted to this place!"
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No. 794550 ID: e136ae

"Hey Sally, Susanna is about to let your mom die on her watch"
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No. 794559 ID: 72ed6b

>>793535
This is the right answer. And it has the advantage of not revealing any details about Ramona's current state to the rest of the room.
>>
No. 795326 ID: 064dbf

We need to get straight to the point. Start with "If you don't want Ramona to die you better shut your face holes and get her some of the gin you stole."

Just remember that Sally had no way of knowing it's the only thing in town that the can help with seizures.
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No. 795385 ID: 4063a3
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795385

You decide not to beat around the bush.

You: “The Plath House has been robbed.”

Layla: “What?!”

You: “The gin from the basement is gone.”

Layla: “Gin? Are you talkin’ about alcohol?”

Sally: “Oh”

Sally: “It wasn’t robbed. Actually I got rid of it.”

You glare at Sally.

You: “What the hell were you thinking?”

Susanna sits up in her chair.

Susanna: “Don’t speak to her that way!”

Sally: “Well it… it was destroying mama’s health. And it’s probably attracting those monsters, so”

Sally: “I poured it out in the river.”

Susanna starts to glare at her, too.
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No. 795386 ID: 4fe424

Do the "My Mind Is Full Of Fuck" pose for an entire update without saying a word.
>>
No. 795387 ID: aebd9f

Oohhhhh honey... you fucked up....
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No. 795388 ID: c31aac

>>795385
"Sally, have you ever heard of withdrawal? Your mom's going through that right now because alcoholics need to be weaned off it, they can't just stop cold-turkey. Talk to people before doing really really dumb things like that, please."
>>
No. 795389 ID: 78a3e5

Explain the basics of drug withdrawal to this dope.
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No. 795391 ID: 595d54

Try to stay calm. She meant well even if she was stupid and getting upset won't help anything with Sally. Save the upset for Susanna.

"Okay, the problem is right now she's dependent and going cold turkey is dangerous. The withdrawal could kill her and the medicine Sophie usually uses to treat that has disappeared."

We should find out if anyone gave her that idea and see what Susanna knows about the med theft.
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No. 795392 ID: 9917c4

Stare at her. Just stare.

"Well, good job. Your mom doesn't get to die to cancer. She dies of withdrawal before then."
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No. 795396 ID: 398fe1

>>795385
First off... how exactly did she get it all out of the house by herself, without anyone noticing? Secondly, what she did was still theft, because she doesn't own the house. Ramona does. Thirdly, she's put her mother in danger. Cold turkey is not a good plan here.

Fourthly, has she had any reveyee lately?
>>
No. 795399 ID: 143250

You don't have time to argue Just tell Sally to look up "withdrawal". Then look Sally straight in the eyes and tell her "don't follow me"

Leave and head for Davey. Time to put your cat burglary skills to the test.
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No. 795404 ID: 398fe1

>>795399
Well yeah we'd have to steal it... if we can't just get Ellen to fuck Davey for the Cafe's alcohol deal.
>>
No. 795406 ID: 8080e6

>>795399
Internet cell phones don't exist.

>>795391
This. If no solution is immediately forthcoming in the next five minutes, then go steal from Davey.
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No. 795411 ID: e136ae

"Sally, you and Susanna have a lot in common:
you do really stupid things with good intentions".

Explain exactly what's going to happen to her mother.

Also given Susanna's reaction I think we could have to gear up for another monster assault, if the gin in the river draws them out.

Check for their reactions, see if they have any feasible ideas, and if all else fails try to make a deal with Davey. I don't know if Chuck REALLY wants to risk getting shot, and I don't doubt Davey's accuracy with his gun. He might be willing to help out if he knows someone's life is at stake, especially someone who doesn't like the mayor.
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No. 795418 ID: 91ee5f

>>795396
Fifthly, pouring things into the river is considered littering.
>>
No. 795421 ID: e136ae

>>795418
And a waste of precious alcohol.
>>
No. 795423 ID: 2120ee

>>795385
Ask Susanna if she has any booze hypocritically stashed anywhere because Ramona's going through withdrawal and could get seizures we can't treat because some assdweeb stole all the drugs in town.
>>
No. 795428 ID: 143250

>>795406
true, but books might.
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No. 795430 ID: 62f1df

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Resist the urge to slap Sally silly, take a deep breath, explain exactly what she did wrong and what needs to be done to help Ramona now. Pronto.

That's number one. Talking about the Reverends and how to deal with them will be number two.
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No. 795432 ID: 0d5b7f

She's going into withdrawal and having seizures you grinning idiot! The medicine she needs was stolen like a week ago and hair of the dog's the only thing that's left to help her, and you dumped it in the river! All of it! ...How the hell did you even empty out the entire cellar on your own anyway?
>>
No. 795435 ID: e12db1

I dunno about you guys but, the first question that comes to my mind is, how the hell was a little girl able to carry out a hard and extensive physical job in a short amount of time? Something just doesn't add up. Anyway..

1. Explain Ramona
2. Ask Susanna if the reverends can use the smell of gin to find the town now.
3. Ask Sally why she went turncoat on her mother. (don't mention Susanna)
4. Ask Susanna what the plan now is.
>>
No. 795437 ID: 9876c4

No more questions, no more judgements.

Grab Ellen, head out to the farm.
>>
No. 795440 ID: d4516a

>>795385
Maybe should've instead started with the bit that RAMONA IS DYING?!

And that she needs the alcohol to not die.
>>
No. 795454 ID: 42e327

>>795385
Urgh what the fuck, this isn't beating around the bush??? RAMONA IS DYING OF WITHDRAWAL. Jesus christ the next sentence to come out of your mouth has to tell her, this excuses everything we're doing and I'm starting to get scared Susannah might intervene before we can say.
>>
No. 795458 ID: 3d263d

Geez Chuck, half our suggestions started with a description of Ramona's condition for a reason.

"Sally your mother is lying in bed shaking, I got Sophie and she's worrying about Ramona having seizures. Right now not having booze is destroying your mother's health."
>>
No. 795473 ID: 3d263d

Oh, and remember, keep it restrained. You are deeply concerned, maybe exasperated, but not angry. There's a cop right there, Chuck. Cop face on.
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No. 795640 ID: 4063a3
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795640

You:
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No. 795641 ID: 4063a3
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795641

Sally:

Sally: “What?”

You: “Your mother needs alcohol. She’s an alcoholic.”

Sally:

Sally: “What?”

You: “If you’ve been drinking heavily for years and years”

You: “You can’t just stop suddenly. You get seizures that can kill you.”

Sally: “I didn’t”

Sally: “Oh golly…”

Sally: “Oh golly what’ve I done…”

You: “How’d you even get all that gin out of there?”

Sally: “It just took sacks and a wheelbarrow. The hardest part was gettin’ the key from mama, but she’s been asleep so much I barely had to sneak…”

Sally: “I thought… I thought I was helpin’! I knew it’d be hard for her but I didn’t know it could…”

Susanna looks between you and Sally. Layla squints.
>>
No. 795642 ID: a363ac

>>795641
Well guess what sally now you get to go to the farm and explain to the only other person around that might have alcohol that you are killing your mother and need alcohol to save her! GET!
>>
No. 795643 ID: aebd9f

Well, WHOOPSY-FUCKIN'-DOO.

So, what's the plan, Sally? You just got rid of the one thing that could've helped your mother. And I'd think of something fast. The only person who has anything to help her is farmer Davy and that creep won't give anything up unless he gets a fuck from someone.
>>
No. 795644 ID: 398fe1

>>795641
Let's go hook Ellen up with some horse dick.
>>
No. 795649 ID: f1a4b6

*Not a suggeation*

Ramona's about to die a shitty death unless Sally puts out, huh?

Either way Sally is scarred for life.
>>
No. 795652 ID: f3df2a
795652

Do you have resources to make moonshine?
>>
No. 795653 ID: bb78f2

>>795641
Layla, stop squinting it'll ruin your eyeballs.
Susanna, due to your agreement with Sally, you have to keep her mother safe within your power, which means you gotta either bone or otherwise convince Davey to give her some his dank apple sauce.

Sally, like... talk to someone you trust and respect before you make a big decision like this. Like Naz or Selma or Geoff, or Layla, alright? Layla, you're Salpal's with Sally, right? Wait, no, you're from the 50's, you don't even know about alcoholism. Ok, just... talk to Naz a bunch more than you do, ok girl?

Layla, you and me, we need to talk monster tactics sometime. I've already done some good research on the subject and have some ideas that aren't shoot a gun and start an Orwellian anti-sex, gender segregated state.

Oh, right, you all missed this.

Cocks wet.
>>
No. 795654 ID: 1e7aa8

Hey, here's a great idea. Let's not suggest robbing someone in front of the dog cop.

Time to skedaddle and try to get some alcohol from someone else.

If layla tries to stop you, shut her down with the following.

"Officer, I know you are doing your job but perhaps you should figure out who went and stole all of sophia's medications. Like the ones she COULD be using to treat ramona.
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No. 795659 ID: 3d263d

"Look, Sally, there's two options. One, we find some alcohol somewhere, quick. Two, we find Sophie's supply of medications, which oh yes have been stolen? Storage unlocked and the stuff gone. I assume Sophie reported the theft to the police. Any leads on that? Layla?"

Hopefully that line of inquiry will divert Layla from whatever it is she's thinking right now. Also it is legitimately another option that should be looked into.

>>795653
>Susanna, due to your agreement with Sally

I think we're only assuming the existence of such an agreement at this point. We don't know the terms.
>>
No. 795676 ID: 62f1df

Okay, let's stay focused here: as a reminder, we have two imperatives: 1) help Ramona and 2) do something about the Reverends.

You're with the mayor and what amounts to the local head of the police, so brainstorm! I'm certain no one wants Ramona to die, even Susanna (or at least, not to Sally's face), and the Reverends have proven that they're a problem that needs everyone's best efforts.
>>
No. 795682 ID: 91ee5f

>>795659
>I think we're only assuming the existence of such an agreement at this point. We don't know the terms.
True.
>>
No. 795693 ID: 7ac0db

Forcing Sally to bone the horse is hardly necessary. Tell Davey that someone is literally dying. He didn't seem the type to be that callous.

BUT, in case, you should get s bunch of people to come with Sally, so that she is not scared into submission.
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No. 795714 ID: 765148

>>795659

Maybe not tell the police officer that things have been unlocked and stolen right after picking a lock on front of her
>>
No. 795719 ID: 7cb4d2

>>795714
She can give us a ticket later.
>>
No. 795818 ID: 12d2d6

>>795714

I dunno, I think Chuck would be pretty clear on this after she investigates. Would the guy who stole the stuff really go dragging someone in to the doctor himself to expose it by making her look? Or be so up in arms about it not being available for Ramona now, when he'd know where the stuff went? Besides, Susanna can probably take a quick look at him and tell whether he's lying about saying he didn't do it, and she's right there.
>>
No. 795875 ID: e12db1

>>795435
3 more questions to go.
>>
No. 795885 ID: 9876c4

>>795693
Forcing Sally to bone the horse is AWESOME.

FTFY
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No. 795888 ID: 4063a3
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795888

You: “Davey’s the only one who’s got more alcohol.”

Susanna sips her tea.

Susanna: “Go then.”

Susanna: “Get what you need.”
>>
No. 795889 ID: a363ac

>>795888
"HELL NO YOU SNAKE BITCH! Did I cause this problem no you almost kill your mother you go be the one to convince Davey to give you Alcohol Sally! Besides I have to deal with this ANAL SEX SLUT SNAKE BITCH OVER HERE!"
>>
No. 795890 ID: 3583d1

Easier said than done I'm afraid...
>>
No. 795893 ID: 70983e

She frowned again guys, she's cool. Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>
No. 795894 ID: 9876c4

Using unmarital nookie and canine inebriation to save lives, fuck yearrr.

Let's saddle up and ride. bywhichImeanwalk?
>>
No. 795896 ID: 398fe1

>>795888
Heh. I just had an idea, how about we ask Susanna if she wants to volunteer to be the "payment"? She's not afraid of the reverends, so it might actually be the optimal solution.
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No. 795897 ID: 595d54

>>795888
"Sorry, I've tried before. He won't hand some over, you'll need to negotiate with him directly. Tell him you're there about that deal for the booze."
>>
No. 795904 ID: e136ae

>>795897
Yeah, we should bring someone bulletproof.
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No. 795908 ID: e12db1

"Susanna, my dear! We had a beautiful time together and I really wish we could continue from where we left last time.
"Please believe me that I care for everyone in this town just as much as you. Unfortunately without your help, I won't be able to persuade the horse dude."

"Let's make another deal."
"Help me get booze from Davey, and I'll do anything you want afterwards. Think about it. Aaaaanything.."
"Not only would you be getting a great deal, but you would also be helping Sally, an upstanding citizen and your new friend."
"Again, aaaaaanything you crave for, that I could provide."
"What do you say?"
>>
No. 795909 ID: c8b031

"I'd RATHER get Sophie's medications back. Susanna I don't want to lay an accusations but you're the only other person who had access to those so if there's anything you know about it please say so."
>>
No. 795912 ID: 143250

>>795909
Yeah, this. Only bringing up Davey as a last resort because fuck that guy.
>>
No. 795915 ID: 7b7ab3

>>795909
Definitely this.
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No. 795917 ID: 1e7aa8

>>795909
This is a better idea. She's out of frame but the room still has layla in it, which everyone seems to be forgetting.
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No. 795927 ID: 4063a3
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795927

You: “I’d like some medicine, but someone robbed Sophie.”

Layla: “Yeah. I know.”

Layla: “Sophie reported the theft.”

Layla: “Couldn’t find nothin’ about it.”
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No. 795928 ID: 143250

So thats it then. Besides Sally, they seem to have no concern about this issue. We do have the mayors permission to see Davey at least without getting in trouble. run off now. We have no time.
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No. 795930 ID: 9f417b

Well, that's that then.
Alright! Who here wants to help try to convince a stubborn, old workhorse to part with some booze?
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No. 795931 ID: 91ee5f

>>795928
But we can't. Last time Chuck talked to Davey, he said he'd give us some of his alcohol in exchange for a good fuck with a lady from town.

I would say make Sally do it, but we can't send her because she's too young and too inexperienced in the bedroom. Davey wants a good fuck and, last time I checked, Sally was clumsy and had no idea what she was doing, so even if Davey fucked her, he'd be unsatisfied and say, "No deal."
So does anybody have any ideas on how we're gonna get the alcohol?
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No. 795932 ID: 70983e

I must kill the demons!
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No. 795933 ID: fd73fa

Tell them to not fuck up and kill anyone else while you're gone fixing their screwups.
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No. 795934 ID: 143250

Well, Chuck was able to rob a bank. compared to that, stealing from a farmer is nothing (no need to say we are stealing it to them though).

We could also see Ellen, but the question is, would she want to go along with us?
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No. 795937 ID: c8b031

What, just like that? The only professional meds belonging to the only doctor in town, you'd have thought the case would stay open longer than that? Look, whoever steals the drugs out of a doctor's office, either they're looking to use them themselves, in which case they only take some specific things so that's not the case, or they're looking to sell them. If someone's selling drugs then there has to be a market, and since there's no way to get out of town then someone IN town has to be buying and chances are we could find that out.

To be frank, I put more faith in being able to quickly retrieve the drugs by having Chuck team up with Layla and provide his... insight into the criminal mind, rather than trekking across the monster-infested woods to negotiate with Davy over his moonshine of uncertain quality. I mean that literally, moonshine is of uncertain quality, you don't know the percentage alcohol content for certain, it's not good for the measured intake someone in withdrawal needs.

So, Chuck, you need to drag this cop back out on the streets and get to work.

I mean really, "couldn't find nothin'"? What about Ellen's provider, or finding out if Susanna's key went missing, or even taking out a map and looking for all the places someone could conceivably hide a wardrobe full of bottles and boxes, or checking how someone would get in or out and whether there were any possible witnesses based on location and timeframe and all that jazz? Chuck has the skills to figure out how someone would have done it.

This may be our in with Layla. She already acted like she suspected Chuck had crookly tendencies before and seemed the type to let him go so long as he wasn't pulling that stuff in her town.
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No. 795940 ID: d4516a

Just go tell him someone's life's on the line and you need the alcohol -right now-.

Promise you'll find him a date later.
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No. 795941 ID: 1e7aa8

Tell Sally that she should go back to the plath house. Glare at Layla for a few seconds and then just leave. You've got some robbing to do.
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No. 795943 ID: bb78f2

>>795888
You're coming to help me with Davey Susanna.
You don't want your new secretary's mother to die from something you could have helped prevent, right? Quid quo pro?

Sally, girl, give her the puppy dog eyes if she resists. No one can resist your's, girl.

(I know that we don't know anything about the terms of the agreement, but hopefully this turn of phrase makes it make more sense)
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No. 795944 ID: 9876c4

>>795931
That's not how it works.
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No. 795945 ID: 241e41

Before we do anything drastic, is it possible for Susanna to do whatever she did to save Marceline and use it to bring back all the alcohol that Sally dumped in the river? Logically, it should be easier than bringing back an entire living person with their memories intact.
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No. 795949 ID: e01e87

Well okay, that makes more sense than magic. I guess she gets off this time. But be sure to point two fingers at your eyes, and then at Susanna before you leave.

To be fair, benzodiazepines are way way more addicting than alcohol, and their withdrawal symptoms are a lot more fatal. So giving an alcoholic whateverazepine isn't always the greatest idea. The greatest idea is to stop drinking so much. Still a shame the good doctor got robbed, especially by an asshole who is all mystical and shit.

Anyway, so now we have an innocent man to rob. We'll probably have to mug him in order to get the booze without a face full of grapeshot, and probably his daughter too. So after we sap a farmer and his daughter to break into his house and steal his booze for an alcoholic uh... is this sounding like a really bad idea? I think this is sounding like a really bad idea. We're a terrible person, aren't we?
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No. 795953 ID: 70983e

>>795949
He's made an offer before: Sex for booze. Well Susanna, you wouldn't want Sally to have to hold up that end of the bargain, would you?
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No. 795954 ID: 1e7aa8

>>795949
You say that as if chuck was a good person when he arrived.

Spoilers, he wasn't. We HAD a chance to turn it around but have now fucked more'n half the town so that's out the window.
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No. 795956 ID: c8b031

>>795949

We could leave a note. "Sorry needed booze quickly to help someone with the DTs, didn't think you'd agree fast enough"?

Also, there are some other medications that help with the symptoms and reduce the chance of serious complications. A few other treatments, as well. If Sally ends up not coming with us (and she shouldn't if we're going to steal it), she should go home and keep her mother company, distraction from the cravings and discomfort helps.

My favored option is still to find the meds.
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No. 795958 ID: bac18b

>>795927
's time to whore Sally out. Force her if you have to. As demonstrated by him robbing a fucking bank, Chuck isn't above getting his hands dirty.

Might as well put her to good use after the way she fucked over the whole town.
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No. 795959 ID: c8b031

>>795958

No whoring Sally out. Not in the mental state she's in now, anyway, where she'd feel pressured. That'd be beyond Chuck's normal level of shittiness. And Ramona would probably rather die than her daughter sell her body to ease her shakes, given that she's got cancer anyway.

In the state she's in she wouldn't be able to adequately entertain Davey anyway, I reckon. She's inexperienced and her appeal comes from her own earnestness, if she was desperate and not into it like she would be now she wouldn't have that. Besides, Ellen's story implies Davey has some morals, so he might not accept it either.

I mean, Davey was a jerk to Chuck, but Chuck's Chuck. It's understandable for someone to react that way to him.
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No. 795988 ID: 9876c4

Do this unless you have to physically drag her.

We may be a hustler, but we are not a gorilla-pimp.
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No. 795997 ID: 6c9581

You've hit a bank. Sure, things went wrong in the end with that, but a farm house ought to be nothing in comparison.

>>795932
No, head voice. You are the demons.
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No. 795998 ID: aeee02

Forcing Sally to sell her body is out of character for Chuck, he's not literally fucking evil. Ramona would never want that, and Davey probably would not want that either. And also, Davey would likely just give alcohol if it's necessary to save a life.

This extreme choice of selling to Davey is not a necessary option like so many think.
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No. 796009 ID: a22f5f

Oh for fuck's sake with the "whoring Sally out" ideas. Knock it off, I'm sure someone around knows a moonshine recipe... Or Naz can download one.
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No. 796010 ID: f9b0ab

Start by finding out if Sally gave Susanna any blue agate. See if Susanna can pull some stunt to un-river the booze.

If that's not possible, then cash in your favor with Susanna to get booze from Davey. Her call how she does that, whether it involves the "payment" he wanted or her pulling rank.
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No. 796020 ID: c31aac

Tell susanna about his whole deal plan.
If we talk to him about Ramona's plight he may listen, but a backup plan is necessary.
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No. 796026 ID: e12db1

The way I see it, getting booze from Davey should be pretty easy and without any risk. All we need to do is convince Susanna to use her eyes on him.
I've already proposed my general idea of convincing her here >>795908 (sorry, I'm not good at immitating Chuck). But if anyone has a better idea of how to do that, I'm all ears. >>795943 this isn't bad, but I doubt just asking nicely will do the trick. We need to offer something in return for her help.

There's no way Sally will agree to fucking Davey, and even if she did, Susanna would stop her.

We don't have time to play detective with the drugs. Not only would it take a ton of time, but it's also likely we wouldn't find anything. If Susanna knew anything about them, she would've spoken already.

Trying to steal from Davey is likely to fail (we don't even know where on the farm he keeps his booze), with possibly dire consequences. But it wouldn't be a bad idea if we had Susanna's backup in case it went bad.

So, my suggestion here is to try to persuade Susanna to grant us her help. If that doesn't work, then we visit Davey alone and try our best.
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No. 796028 ID: e136ae

>>796026
I concur; plus Susanna has the advantage of being able to ignore being shot. Push comes to shove, nothing kills the advantage of having a gun like having it not work.
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No. 796029 ID: 398fe1

>>796028
I wouldn't count on that.
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No. 796030 ID: c8b031

I still think finding the meds is better, but we could possibly just guide Sally to Davey and have her go in a tell him her story and that she heard from Chuck that he had booze. If his daughter's in hearing range, especially, he might be moved.

If Chuck's going to ask Susanna for any help, he should ask to speak to her in private a moment before he starts asking.
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No. 796100 ID: 62f1df

Come on, there must be someone in town who has alcohol! Old bottles of wine? Jugs of cider? A flask of bourbon? Anything?
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No. 796103 ID: 62f1df

Also, no way we'll take risks and do the dirty work instead of Susanna. She's supposed to be the frickin' mayor, and she's the one who drove Sally to act stupidly, what's with all her talk of abstinence and prohibition. Davey sounds like a terrible option, but if we're going to deal with him, then it would only be fair that Susanna comes along for the ride instead and locking herself up and sipping tea.
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No. 796183 ID: 9dc26d

>>795937
You can measure alcoholic content and quality in moonshine by a variety of methods. Off the top of my head, checking for "pearling" (bubble size when you mix it with air), using a hydrometer, and the good old flame test all work decently. A hydrometer is obviously the best if you want an exact measure, but just a pearling test will give you a good idea of proof. And the flame test checks methanol content.

Davey will know all this. Anyone who does home brewing knows this.
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No. 796185 ID: 7538ee

On mobile for a bit so i cant look anything up. No chance of aunt cat still having the bottle? (We gave it to her right?) And any chance angela (bird teacher?) Might have any? She seems pretty anti authority.
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No. 796187 ID: 4289a3

>>796185
That's a good idea actually.
Perhaps going to Davey for booze can be a last resort, since that requires somebody to give him the booty, and we don't know if Sally is pregnant or not yet, so she can't (or at least shouldn't) volunteer. I don't think any of the other girls in town want to do that either.
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No. 796192 ID: 9a7777

>>796185
We drank that bottle with Sophie. Alcohol well spent, mostly.
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No. 796232 ID: e01e87

>>796010

Sally gave Susanna all the blue agate.

But Chuck, you are not stupid enough to use something like that just for booze. If you have to try and strongarm a snake who can eat bullets, bench press ten of you and now has the psychic equivalent of an A-bomb (btw this is a very bad idea), ask her to use her mystical powers to find that nasty rabbit who's been drugging people for kicks, so you can get the doctor's medicines back. Or how about that damn tortoise?

Better plan is to not provoke Susanna, leave her alone, and go find out what it'll take to get Davey to part with some liquor for medicinal purposes. (Whether he's aware that he's parting with it or not.)
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No. 796233 ID: 398fe1

>>796232
>the agate
Chuck didn't check. Susanna implied that Sally gave her some, but we don't know for sure.

I guess we could ask?
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No. 796808 ID: 4063a3
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796808

The room goes quiet, except for the squeaking of Layla’s chair as she leans in. All three of the ladies are looking at you, so you look behind you. Lisa’s looking at you, too.

a) go rob Davey
b) try to get someone to have sex with Davey
c) you’re getting the liquor and Susanna is coming with you
d) Susanna should just use her magic
e) other >_
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No. 796809 ID: b15da4

C as in Coxwette
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No. 796811 ID: e12db1

C for Snake Sex.
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No. 796812 ID: eb8a16

C.
We roll up, Susanna hits Davey with her evil eyes, we take the booze, head back to town, and call it a day.
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No. 796819 ID: 143250

A. Compared to robbing banks, this will be nothing. Thank Susanna for the permission, and leave.
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No. 796825 ID: e136ae

C, and it will be good for Susie to go out and be actually social for once. If she 'loves' the people of Coxwette so much this is the time for her to damn well prove it.
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No. 796826 ID: d4516a

>>796808
C. Susanna should take up some actual personal responsibility if she so wants to keep everyone safe.

If that fails, D.
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No. 796830 ID: c8b031

E, track down the medicine with Layla.
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No. 796834 ID: b2a936

C
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No. 796836 ID: 8111b6

B, but keep A on the table if we can't find someone.

Depending on how much you want to set them off, you could snark at these ladies on the plan. "Well, unless one of you girls secretly wants Davey's D, I've got work to do."

Perhaps we could get some time with his daughter while he's plowing someone's fields.
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No. 796857 ID: aebfae

>>796808
C is first priority, with E: Help Layla find the meds, as a backup.

Keep B on the table, just in case.
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No. 796858 ID: 9876c4

I feel like it is nicely being said that we will only have time for one before things get worse.

Because this is serious, B seems like the one least likely to go awry.
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No. 796868 ID: 62f1df

B is a recipe for disaster. You don't just go ahead and tell people that they have to get plowed by a violent, shotgun-toting sociopath.

C sounds like the most reasonable and responsible option. And it's high time Susanna actually takes risks instead of lording over everyone from her ivory tower.

C has my vote, but I'm also with "E: Help Layla find the meds."
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No. 796870 ID: 91ee5f

>>796808
"What are all of you looking at me for?! According to the mayor, I'm just an outsider that came and disrupted your ways! Since I'm not part of the town, this is your problem, so it should you be thinking of what to do, not me!"
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No. 796888 ID: c53b4b

C is reasonable
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No. 796893 ID: 15a025

C. It's her job as mayor to protect the citizens of this town.
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No. 796900 ID: 32d29a

C. Totally C. Maybe bring the cops as well.
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No. 796910 ID: 72ed6b

>>796808
C. Perhaps Susanna can convince him, or perhaps Susanna can "convince" him, but either way you're not leaving without it.
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No. 796926 ID: 70983e

C for Cusanna.
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No. 796964 ID: 36295c

>>796808
C
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No. 796970 ID: e5b57f

>>796808
C. Always snayor.
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No. 796983 ID: 8d4593

Davey HATES Susanna. Its a bad idea.
Besides, we know that Ellen Had a weird crush on him when she was younger and that they both wouldnt mind reconnecting.

So B
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No. 796990 ID: 398fe1

>>796983
Does he? Reference, please.
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No. 796993 ID: 9876c4

>>796983
Heeeey, it's another person who's READ the quest.

Ellen's stuff is at the bottom of thread 5.
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No. 796994 ID: 398fe1

>>796993
No, I mean, does he hate Susanna?
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No. 796996 ID: 9876c4

>>796994
You: “What have you got against Coxwette folk, anyway?”

Davey: “Buncha freaks. Empty headed other-folk is all they are.”

You: “Other folk…?”

Davey: “They ain’t like me an’ my daughter. They don’t think right. Must be all that inbreedin’.”

Davey: “And don’t you get me started on that mayor.”

Davey: “Red-eyed monster, that one. Don’t talk about nothin’ but her model ship.”


Top of thread 3.
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No. 797003 ID: 398fe1

>>796996
>inbreedin'
Kindof a weird thing to say considering what we know now. Also, still not sure what he meant by "empty-headed". Unless he means how they just don't seem to do anything exciting, ever, unless it involves Chuck. Except for Sophie. Maybe he never met Sophie.

Anyway if he hates Susanna then we probably shouldn't bring her. Bit late now, but I'll delete my old vote and set my vote to

B. Let's talk to Ellen.
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No. 797004 ID: 120eb7

C.
Do Not try and get Ellen to sleep with Davey, their history together is complicated in a bad way. Make Susanna take some responsibility for a change.
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No. 797006 ID: bb78f2

Susanna can't really die
She's still hot and dynamite in the sack
A puss is a puss to a hick like Davey
And Ellen is a weird spot for him and vise versa thanks to sleep molestation
Putting those together is a mental disaster for the both of them.
I'm sure they'll fuck like rabbits. Or talk it out like adults.
Actually, yeah, no they'll do both. Maybe clear the air
Shit, it's actually worth a shot.
If we do that though, we're probably NEVER boning Ellen though.

I'd still rather see Susanna talk to Davey, frankly. More interesting, even if it doesn't potentially solve a character arc or make one worse.

My bet is that both routes will get us the booze we need
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No. 797022 ID: 91ee5f

>>797006
>sleep molestation
Yeah, Ellen felt pretty bad about doing that to Davey.
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No. 797034 ID: 1e7aa8

Gonna vote for D. We should at least ask if it's possible and provide what she needs if it is.

Hopefully without getting fucked over.
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No. 797049 ID: c8b031

You know, we don't need to involve Davey. If we just lay out the situation to his daughter, maybe with some authority figure to back us up (since she's probably not stupid enough to take someone like Chuck's word), she'd probably fetch out some booze for us. That approach would be covered under C.

To do that we'd need to approach the farm without Davey being alerted, but my bet is he keeps his eye out towards the forest. If we circled around we could probably sneak in.

I'm still voting for E: find meds, though.
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No. 797074 ID: d36af7

If the Snayor's magic can be used to mess around with time enough to bring someone back from the dead, would it be possible to pull some Bill & Ted & the jailhouse key shenanigans? Send Chuck back to just before all the actual medicine went missing, he plunders it pre-emptively. Anti-seizure drugs would be the better solution anyway.
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No. 797316 ID: fd6b99

>>797049
I'm all for avoiding Davey.
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No. 797329 ID: ac9def

why has our focus shifted from the entire fate of the town, to whether ramona gets the shakes or not?

it may not be the most socially appropriate thing to do, but we need to figure out whether susanna's got all the agate, what she plans on doing with it, and what can be done about the reverends.

what danger are the townsfolk really in? what is susanna going to do about it? if layla's in the business of pillaging the plath estate to prop up the mayor, she ought to know just what she's in for, now.

why are we running booze for dogmom when the fate of ourselves and the entirety of coxwette is at stake?
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No. 797332 ID: 91ee5f

>>797329
Were you not paying attention? It's not just the shakes, it's seizures that'll eventually lead to death!

Plus, this is Tgchan. We always want to keep everyone we like alive. Why else do you think we asked Susanna to bring Marcie back?
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No. 797352 ID: 72ed6b

>>797329
Which is more critical in the shortest amount of time?

Besides, as we're walking with Susanna to Davey's, we can ask her about the agate then. (And we should ask Sally privately before we go; that way we can see how the stories compare.)
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No. 797372 ID: 241e41

>>796808
D. It seems to be a quick, simple, and easy solution, which is a clear sign that we should think it through carefully, but overall it doesn't have any obvious downsides.

Ramona's life is in danger if she doesn't get alcohol soon, which means that we should help her as soon as we can. Davey might be willing to help, but there's a chance that negotiations might go wrong or eat up too much time.

We'll need to use up valuable resources to do it, but saving a person's life is certainly urgent enough to justify that. We can't use magic to just make all our problems go away, but there are few situations which would warrant it more than this.

We know Susanna's magic can have side effects if the target is restored from the wrong moment in time, but we're using it on the alcohol stores instead of on Ramona herself, so that won't be much of a problem; the wine won't taste that great if it isn't aged, but it'll still have enough alcohol in it to stave off her withdrawal symptoms.

Unless there's some other detail about her magic that will keep it from working or run the risk of making things worse, it's the best and most effective way of helping Ramona.
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No. 797865 ID: fed8da

D/E Susanna should use her magic, on Davey!
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No. 797951 ID: e136ae

>>797865
D/P. Chuck & Davey should double-team Susanna.
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No. 798313 ID: 4063a3
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798313

You: “Nooope”

You: “I’m no one’s errand boy anymore.”

You: “If I’m goin’ out there, you’re comin’ with me. End of story.”

Susanna stands up looks at you with a stiff upper lip. She looks right in your eyes, and you notice the faint darkening of her sclera. She blinks hard and it goes away.

Susanna: “They’ll come here if I leave town.”
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No. 798314 ID: b15da4

Call her bluff. Surely she trusts in her austerity measures to keep the town safe?
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No. 798317 ID: e12db1

Ok, that's fine. She can still use her eyes long-distance, like with Lisa's clipboard. But we need to ask her this without exposing her secret to the two others present.

So, say something like, "Sus, carnal time" then come close and look her in the eyes, and during carnal time tell her you'll need her eyes vs Davey, ask her if she could arrange that.
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No. 798319 ID: c31aac

>>798313
"You didn't do the carnal thing which actually makes me want to believe you on that. Do it anyways to confirm."
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No. 798328 ID: c8b031

"They've been coming here already, I bet they aren't bothered so long as they don't actually run into you. So if you're going to stay cooped up in here anyway, what's the difference? You've said you've tried leaving town before."
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No. 798329 ID: e136ae

>>798328
Exactly. Also what's the deal with the stupid ship in a bottle?
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No. 798330 ID: 62f1df

>>798328
This. Her being able to protect the townspeople with her mere presence sounds like wishful thinking.

And even if that were true, she can't stay around all the time like some mama bird. The locals clearly yearn for independence, so it's time to give them that: let them make a stand, protect themselves, instead of enforcing arbitrary measures while leaving them in the dark and in danger.

(Make sure to look as convinced and concerned as possible when you say that, this should earn you brownie points with Layla and Lisa.)
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No. 798345 ID: e136ae

>>798330
Plus her presence sure did a REAL GOOD JOB protecting Marcie and Davey's wife, didn't it? Or Chuck or Geoff or Rachel?

Stop being such a damn CHILD Susanna. Considering you killed them, considering they seem to be mimicking your memories, it's more than likely they're only here BECAUSE of you, not in spite of you.
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No. 798346 ID: 66c347

C.

I like Snayor
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No. 798349 ID: 66c347

>>798346

Oh woops, bit of a slowpoke there lol

I guess argue that the stakes are too high, and it's wishful thinking that she can protect everyone anyway. If she's even telling the truth.
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No. 798437 ID: bd5980

>>798313
"They ARE here, Susanna. If ever there was a time they feared you, it has passed."
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No. 798451 ID: 2afc9c

>>798437
This.
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No. 798478 ID: 005d0c

"What here specifically? They're already coming to town, if anything I need protection when I go out there."

I feel like we should be trying to use the word "penetrate" or something, just because we're The Legend.
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No. 798486 ID: 91ee5f

>>798478
>I feel like we should be trying to use the word "penetrate" or something, just because we're The Legend.
I got ya covered on that!

"What protection?! They've already penetrated your defenses!"
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No. 798503 ID: 66c347

>>798478
>>798486

+1
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No. 798513 ID: a3cd80

They are scared of more things than just you! Just put the cops on watch around town so they can shoot the reverends if they get too close. Maybe some citizens too if you trust them with guns.
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No. 798520 ID: 9876c4

I agree with Susannah.

Let's solve our problems our own action, not magic spoon bending. The more complicated this gets. the more time it's taking.
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No. 798523 ID: c8b031

>>798520

She doesn't need to use magic to help us, just "Hey I'm the Mayor and what Chuck says about a lady dying from no booze is true", attested to Davey or his daughter, will probably work fine.
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No. 798524 ID: e136ae

>>798523
Very true. Also she's less intimidated by gunfire.
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No. 798528 ID: 9876c4

>>798523
It's a good thing Davey hasn't singled her out as someone he's unlikely to help, or we'd really be in trouble.
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No. 798530 ID: b15da4

>>798523
The point of bringing Susanna along is using her mouth for things other than talking.
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No. 798533 ID: e136ae

>>798530
If you're going that route I'd suggest the other end.
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No. 798535 ID: 15a025

Maybe we should bring Layla with us instead then.
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No. 798541 ID: d1d42a

>>798535
I agree with this sentiment, we should bring layla with us
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No. 798543 ID: b15da4

>>798533
There's more than enough snayor to go around.
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No. 798559 ID: c8b031

Layla's a cop, guys, if you go to someone and go "hey give me your illegal produced moonshine" with her standing there they might be a bit reluctant.
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No. 798563 ID: 143250

>>798317
Whatever we do, Lets at least borrow Lisa's clipboard as well.
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No. 798581 ID: 70983e

>>798563
Bring either Susanna *or* the clipboard. If something happens in town, Susanna can be alerted by Lisa via the board.
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No. 798695 ID: 005d0c

You guys keep bringing up the clipboard as if it didn't explode. And we are not waste agate to make another.
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No. 798722 ID: e136ae

>>798695
Lisa had a new clipboard by the start of the town meeting, remember?
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No. 798792 ID: 9876c4

Let's talk to every character in town to see if they have something useful to add.

It should be dawn by then, and Ramona probably won't have died too much.
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No. 798844 ID: 62f1df

>>798722
Yes, but there's no guarantee that it's a "magic" one.

>>798792
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
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No. 799693 ID: 4063a3
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799693

You: “You told me you left town once before.”

You: “Didn’t you go looking for a way out?”

Susanna: “Yes.”

Susanna: “But that was a long time ago, and it cost me a couple of dear friends.”

Layla sits up. You folds your arms and look away from her eyes.

You: “Well. I didn’t know that.”

You: “I have an idea. You made Lisa a new clipboard, right?”

You: “If we go out of town, she can warn us if anything happens.”

Susanna: “I was planning on that already.”
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No. 799694 ID: 595d54

>>799693
Remind her that if she crosses her eyes they'll get stuck that way.
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No. 799695 ID: e136ae

I really doubt Susanna has real friends, given her relationship with Lisa who is more like a servant.

Remind her that her inaction, that her cowering in town, almost cost us Marcie. She was in town, it didn't save her. And then give her a crushing glare, with all the anger you felt from losing YOUR Marcie.

It's time Susanna faced the truth.
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No. 799696 ID: 3ce125

>>799693
Then that means she's still not gonna do it, since she's already well aware of the possibility of using the clipboard. Well, we tried. Option C was a bust, and personally I agree, if she lost people by leaving town once then we shouldn't risk that again. Though, to be honest, she left town for a LONG TIME back then. If that let the reverends easily find the town, then why'd she only lose two people? Whatever. If it increases the risk a significant amount, then if she leaves now when the town is riled up, it's gonna be even worse than the first time she left.

Let's just go get Ellen.
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No. 799705 ID: 2a7417

She's frowning so hard, I can feel my willpower melting!

tell her to take a leap of faith this time. The scent of faith should be enough to distract them away from the town.
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No. 799707 ID: 143250

No time like the present. Get a move on.
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No. 799712 ID: e12db1

>You: “If we go out of town, she (Lisa) can warn us if anything happens.”
Uhh, no one suggested that we take Lisa with us. We only want the clipboard.

Again, the plan is to take Lisa's clipboard with us as a backup measure. In case we get caught stealing from Davey, Susanna can use her eyes through the clipboard on Davey. Or some other item, assuming the clipboard isn't the only item that allows Susanna to communicate long-distane.

In other words, we ask Susanna if she can provide us with such an item and support us in case we need her help vs Davey.
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No. 799713 ID: 3ce125

>>799712
Chuck was suggesting that Lisa could alert Susanna through the clipboard that the reverends showed up, at which point she would run back to town to help fend them off.

Which I agree is a bad idea. Susanna probably wouldn't be able to get back to town in time even if she got alerted.
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No. 799717 ID: bb78f2

>>799693
Don't make that face Susanna
I'm trying to save a life here.
Someone in your model ship, even if its a name of the town you have distaste for. You still care for her.
So lets do it.

How did Davey and his daughter even get wrapped up in Plath's spell anyway if he's out of town?
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No. 799718 ID: e136ae

>>799717
I think we should go with the model ship dig, but Susanna probably doesn't know why Davey's family got caught up in the spell as she didn't make it.
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No. 799725 ID: 62f1df

This doesn't change the fact that Susanna should do something for once, instead of magicking people into doing her bidding and watching from the sidelines like some sect guru.

There's a life at stake here, so it's time to stop with the drama and get a move on. We need alcohol and Davey is the only one with any. Isn't there anyone who could help us?
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No. 799726 ID: e136ae

>>799725
Yeah, which is why I want to drag Susanna out. She needs to grow the hell up.
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No. 799728 ID: e12db1

>>799713
Ah, right. I misunderstood. But yeah, I really don't think we can take Susanna with us. A clipboard should be no problem however.
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No. 799729 ID: 9876c4

You guys' ability to suss out simultaneously the most complicated and least intuitive plan is a credit to... something.
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No. 799730 ID: 83b227

Look, right, what exactly do we need Susanna for? If it's to sleep with Davey, both her and him will probably be unwilling. Just for her authority might work but then she'd need to be there in person, Davey's probably not going to accept a note from Chuck. And if it's to steal the stuff, I'm not sure what help Susanna would be and she could cause trouble. What would be the point of bringing the clipboard?

How about we just change plans? Bring Sally, have her go in alone and go "oh please mister my mom needs booze, I heard from a guy that you have some?" Or the "go with Layla to find the meds (properly this time)" plan could still be a decent shot.
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No. 799731 ID: e136ae

>>799730
She's bullet proof. But honestly, it's time she grow the hell up and learn to talk to people. The sooner she grows up the easier it could be to get stuff done.
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No. 799738 ID: 83b227

>>799731

I'm not sure this is the circumstance to make that happen.

Besides which, I'm not sure if you could call her bullet proof exactly, that would imply the bullets don't effect her at all. Getting shot didn't stop her, but she was in a sort of berserk mode at the time which she isn't now, and it still clearly did damage to her body, she was just able to ignore it. She's not, like, superman bulletproof.
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No. 799742 ID: 62f1df

>>799730
I admit you have a point. With Susanna being so unwilling to cooperate, taking Sally to beg Davey for booze or Layla to investigate sound like better options.
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No. 799743 ID: d1d42a

I think bringing Ellen along would be the best bet, at least for not making Davey angry

I guess Sally might work too, she'd be pretty convincing in her plea for aid I think
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No. 799746 ID: 9876c4

>>799743
Right there with you.

But I could see that turning into a whole other debate, and we've maybe done enough of that.
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No. 799797 ID: e12db1

>>799730
>what exactly do we need Susanna for?
In case you forgot, Susanna has special powers, one of which is her ability to hypnotize anyone to do anything she wants. >>/questarch/720781 And she can also do it long-distance through her clipboard >>/questarch/753796

So taking the clipboard, or some other magical item of hers, with us, seems like a good idea.

>>799731
>She's bullet proof.
Susanna is NOT bullet proof. She will die just like everyone else, however, unlike normal citizens, she will get automatically resurrected. Albeit she would be left with scars >>/questarch/762494 which is the reason why the reverends look the way they do after dying so many times.

Wishing for her to get even more scars literally (by getting shot), or figuratively (by having someone die in town because she went out), does not seem like a good idea.
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No. 799820 ID: f66698

None of what you've said is a definite, you are assuming based on limited exposure.
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No. 799842 ID: 62f1df

>>799797
In addition to being an unreliable method, hypnotizing Davey sounds really douchey. This guy may be a jerk, but he's no evil bastard. And hey, he saved Chuck's life! Let's not repay that with magic mindfucking.
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No. 799844 ID: 4063a3
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799844

Your mind is racing with potential plans and outcomes. The urgency is stressing you out, and thinking of Ramona suffering makes your stomach tighten. You need to decide on some kind of action, and you’re not going to be able to plan for every single externality before you act.

1) Who, if anyone are you going to take with you?

2) What will be done with the clipboard?

3) Are you going to try to steal the alcohol, or convince Davey to give it to you?
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No. 799845 ID: 2120ee

>>799844
1) My dick
2) Rub my dick on it
3) I'll trade him my dick
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No. 799846 ID: 72ed6b

>>799844
Take Susanna with you. (And remember, in a pinch, that she still owes you a certain favor.)

Leave the clipboard with Lisa.

Try to convince Davey to provide a small supply of alcohol.
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No. 799847 ID: 595d54

>>799844
1. Take Susanna.
2. Leave clipboard with Lisa.
3. Convince him.
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No. 799848 ID: 1c44b9

>>799844
alone, try to steal.
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No. 799852 ID: 9876c4

1. Ellen, preferably. Sally minimally
2. Have Lisa sit on it, collecting beavery odor
3. Convince
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No. 799854 ID: e12db1

>>799842
Oh for fucks sake! You wanna go there and kiss him? You think he's a good guy who will just give us booze if we ask him nicely and believe us when we say that oooh, we're saving someone's life~~? We already visited him and the only thing we got from him were threats. He didn't save our life. He was just trying to get a monster (and us) off of his land. And he would've shot us too. >>/questarch/725415

Anyway..

1) No one
If anyone, it would be Ellen, because she's probably the only one Davey would be glad to see or talk to. However, I highly doubt she would wish to visit Davey on such short notice. Also I don't see how bringing Ellen would cause Davey to give us booze in return.

2) We take the clipboard or some other item which Susanna can use for long-range carnal speech.
This is as a backup plan in case we get caught stealing, or if we fail to even approach without being noticed. Of course, we have to ask Susanna about this first. Such an item could also be useful for other events in the future.

3) Steal.
Talking to Davey is highly likely to fail. He won't take shit from anyone from Coxwette. He said he ain't trading and that he's only interested in the bang, which we aren't going to provide.
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No. 799856 ID: d1d42a

1): Ellen and/or Sally
2): Lisa can keep it
3): Convince davey (He already know your face, you'd be the obvious suspect in a theft)
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No. 799859 ID: 2a7417

1) take Susanna or take no one at all
2) take clipboard, clip a lewd pinup of Susanna to it (or, actually, the only lewd photos in town are probably those you and Sophie took of each other)
3) Carnally ask Davey to hand over the goods if Susanna comes (or if it's possible through the clipboard), or seduce Donna and steal from Davey, risks be damned
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No. 799861 ID: 9876c4

>>799852
Lolwheredmynamego

I am flexible as to whether we steal or charm. Big thing is we can't leave empty handed.
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No. 799862 ID: 8d4593

>>799854
Davie's no monster, he just doesn't trust us and enjoys bein' a dick.

-----
1) Ellen
She'll soften up Davey and frankly if he's getting laid she's his best bet. It's a weird bet, but they are both weird as hell so it works.

2)The clipboard will be taken by Chuck and concealed.
It'll come in handy if our trip to Davies doesn't go as planned, in more ways than one.

3)Convince Him
Even if he and Ellen don't bone, he'll likely listen to reason if she's around. He may not trust us but he trusts her, and we've been nothing but good to Ellen. For once Chucks good deeds will pay off.
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No. 799873 ID: e136ae

>>799862
Also let me remind everyone that Chuck was a bankrobber and held up people at gunpoint. Appearances can be deceiving.
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No. 799875 ID: 3ce125

1. Ellen
2. I dunno, whatever
3. Convince

Keep in mind if basically anything interesting happens while we're there, a reverend will probably show up. Gonna have to warn Davey.
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No. 799916 ID: 8d4593

>>799873
True, but after Ellens mini arc and meeting Davie personally It's unreasonable to make such assumptions about them. Occam's Razor and such.

Aside from that, a repeating theme in Coxwette seems to be that colorful people are more down to earth than they first appear.
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No. 799943 ID: e5b57f

>>799844
1. Susanna
2. Leave clipboard with Lisa.
3. Steal alcohol.

We're a criminal, we're good at stealing shit. We don't have time to convince, and the consequences of it failing are too damn high.
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No. 799964 ID: 15a025

1) No one.

2) Leave it here

3) We're a master thief, of course we're going to try and steal it.
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No. 799966 ID: e136ae

>>799964
Chuck's not a master thief, his last caper went to hell and he lost his guns and the cash. All he managed to do was escape.
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No. 799971 ID: 62f1df

>>799854
I'm not saying he did it on purpose or that he was gracious about it, but he did save Chuck's life; that's a fact. Also, when Chuck went to him to ask for booze, the reason was not as important as the present one, far from it. Plus, all we need is a bottle, not a sustained supply.

>>799844
1) Ellen or, if she can't be convinced, Sally.
2 Take it with you. It could come in handy if Susanna needs to contact you or vice versa. Conceal it if possible, however.
3) Try to convince him. After all, if it fails, stealing the booze can always be Plan B, whereas the opposite is not true.
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No. 799976 ID: 3abd97

>>799844
1) Susana
2) Leave is with Lisa
3) Whore dat snake out, yo.
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No. 799985 ID: 4063a3
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799985

These people are unhelpful, so you leave to find Ellen. You drop Rachel’s note into Lisa’s hands on the way out the door.
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No. 799986 ID: 4063a3
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799986

It’s dark outside, now. You find Ellen lounging on the bench beneath the Coxwette Oak.

Ellen: “Hey.”
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No. 799991 ID: e12db1

EllenweneedyourhelptosaveRamonaplzcomewithustoDaveyandhelpusconvincehimtogiveusbooze.
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No. 799992 ID: 3ce125

Hey Ellen. Wanna go visit Davey?
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No. 799996 ID: 9876c4

Remember Ramona? She needs our help.
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No. 800036 ID: 62f1df

Try to describe your predicament as clearly as possible.
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No. 800042 ID: 3abd97

>>799986
Wanna whore yourself out to a horse for some booze (for someone else)?
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No. 800053 ID: 9b8c8d

>>799986
Start with Ramona. Tell her that she's in danger and needs help, might even die, and you wouldn't ask this otherwise but...
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No. 800429 ID: 4063a3
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800429

You: “Yeah, hey.”

You: “I need your help.”

Ellen’s ears perk up.

You: “Ramona is in serious danger.”

Ellen: “Ok?”

Ellen: “Why me though?”

You: “Sally got rid of all of her alcohol and now she’s going nuts.”

Ellen gesticulates in a confused manner.

You: “We need to get some booze from Davey and I think you’re the only one he’ll talk to.”

Ellen: “Uh.”

Ellen: “I don’t want to see him. I doubt he wants to see me. How do you figure any of this…?”
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No. 800430 ID: c31aac

>>800429
"I dunno. I'm kind of reaching for straws here. Davey's made a kind of shaky deal where I gotta bring back a lay for him for the booze, and I -KNOW- how shitty it is to ask you to help with that given your history and all but ramona could start having seizures without a supply of booze to wean her off with."
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No. 800433 ID: 9876c4

>>800431
Meeting was at 5PM, we've been fucking around awhile since then.

He said he'd be happy to see you.
Besides, we don't think he likes us much, so we could use the help.
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No. 800435 ID: 3ce125

>>800429
>I don’t want to see him.
Tell her even if she's ashamed of what she did, she can still make amends. Plus, if she keeps avoiding Davey she'll never get to talk to Donna again, and you KNOW she wants to talk to Donna again.

Fuck, though. It's dark. Reverends seem to be more active after dark. Ellen's probably gonna want to spend the night at Davey's for her safety, which means you'd wind up rushing back with the booze alone. You need some way of protecting yourself, or an escort. Maybe Layla will be willing to protect you?
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No. 800436 ID: 9876c4

>>800435
Ramona's pistol is somewhere, although that's another stop.
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No. 800437 ID: 3ce125

>>800436
That only has one bullet. Enough to scare away one reverend, perhaps, but I wouldn't be surprised if more than one shows up tonight.
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No. 800446 ID: 91ee5f

>>800429
>How do you figure any of this…?
Explain to her how withdrawal works and how Ramona could die.
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No. 800450 ID: 2120ee

>>800429
"Don't care, let's go."
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No. 800456 ID: e136ae

Ellen wants to help.

Explain things very clearly. Ramona's life is in danger due to withdrawal, and there's no alcohol to be had. Davey has some, we need it, and we need someone he still either likes or respects to try to ask him for help as he is less likely to listen to anyone else since we apparently failed to grab a TOUGH COP or the MAYOR WITH MAGIC POWERS.

We need to do this now before Ramona gets worse.
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No. 800461 ID: 143250

>>800456
Most reasonable post currently.

Add that you really don't want to see him either, but you can't think of any other options with such little time left.
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No. 800574 ID: 8d4593

I talked to him a couple weeks ago...
He was an ass to me and spoke poorly of the town... but for a moment he softened up.. smiled as if remembering a childhood memory... and told me to tell you he said hi...
Sorry... I didn't have the best impression of him back then and it honestly slipped my mind until now...
I know this alot to ask of you at suddenly but this is really important and I think you're the only person from coxwette that he trusts.
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No. 800690 ID: 4fe424

Put your dick in her.
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No. 800717 ID: bb78f2

>>800429
The two of you got baggage, and I hope to god the both of you are reasonable adults to talk through it. Normally I'd be FUCK NO with this kind of thing in general and never ask you to do this kind of thing with a person's molestor, even with a life on the line, but your SPECIFIC deal with Davey kind of actually makes what happened talk through-able since you molested each other at the same time.

If not now, when? When no one's life is on the line and Ramona's long dead? What catalyst would help you solve this scar in your life when a single therapist doesn't exist in this town?

I will do ANYTHING for you, name it, if you do this for me now. I will add it to my quest log and it will be done.
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No. 800849 ID: e01e87

You know, Ramona might not die. It's dangerous to just go cold turkey, but people have survived it before. Maybe not people dying of cancer, but...
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No. 800900 ID: a788b7

Why not try again to see if ellen can't find the rabbit? If the rabbit is the one who stole the medicine and sneaks around unnoticed, they'd definitely be a big help in snatching davey's booze
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No. 800924 ID: 4063a3
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800924

You: “Normally I wouldn’t ask you to do something like this, but there’s a life at stake.”

You: “I like Ramona. Remember how she treated you when you opened up to her?”

Ellen rubs her arm and stands up from the bench.

You: “You’re the only one Davey said anything good about, anyway. Well, close to good.”

You: “He told me to say hello to you.”

Ellen:

Ellen: “I guess I’ve always wanted to see Donna again.”

You: “Me too, actually

Ellen: “What?”

You: “Thanks.”

Ellen: “So are we going now, or do you have something else you’ve got to do?”
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No. 800925 ID: 143250

We wasted enough time. Lets go.
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No. 800926 ID: 4fe424

Put your jizms in her doe.
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No. 800934 ID: 9876c4

>>800925
>>800926
Maybe we can find a healthy compromise between these.

For the moment, though. let's go.
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No. 800936 ID: 83b227

Just a reminder, it's possible we could bypass Davey and just convince Donna to give us some of the stuff.
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No. 800938 ID: 3ce125

>>800924
We might want to get an escort.
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No. 800939 ID: 4063a3
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800939

You feel as if you have wasted enough time thinking about this, so you and Ellen start to travel south along the slightly overgrown path through the woods. Even with a flashlight in hand, it is so dark that you can really only see the spot where it is directly pointed. The woods give way to a large clearing with a house and a barn, the gnarled limbs of apple trees silhouetted in the distance.

It is incredibly quiet. There are no nighthawks singing, no crickets, and even the wind is still. You can hear your own breathing as well as Ellen’s, and the soft crunch of your shoes on the graveled ground. The farmhouse looks peaceful and rather well-kept. It isn’t foreboding or even creepy, but rather welcoming in appearance.

How will you approach?
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No. 800940 ID: 3ce125

Knock?
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No. 800941 ID: 4fe424

Shout hello while grabbing Ellen's ass.
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No. 800943 ID: 9876c4

I think being obvious is the best way to avoid a lead enema.
Call out a greeting and knock.

>>800941
This is tempting though.
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No. 800948 ID: fa8f9d

Shout hello while not grabbing an ass
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No. 800952 ID: 62f1df

>>800948
That or shout something along the lines of "Davey, I'm here for something very important! There's a life at stake!" Let him know we're not just here to mess around.
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No. 800956 ID: 143250

KICK OPEN THE DOOR!

or just knock.
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No. 800958 ID: fe3b61

Don't do any knocking. Because reasons.

Just shout and ask if anyone is here. Maybe Donna will answer.
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No. 800965 ID: 70983e

Through the window.
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No. 800968 ID: 15a025

Just walk up to the door and ask if anyone's home?
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No. 800971 ID: d2c50a

Have Ellen call out to alert them of your approach and keep your distance. He seemed a touch hostile last time. maybe he will be less apt to respond with gun fire to a feminine voice. You are approaching in the middle of the night after all.
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No. 800987 ID: 75b412

Keep in mind that the parishioners can copy voices and that davey has dealt with them a lot. Do not hesitate in making yourself as visible as possible.
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No. 801145 ID: 86b822

>>800939
Conserve battery life.
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No. 801146 ID: 8d4593

>>800987
"Last time Susanna tried to tell me about her model ship I made her cry."

Knowledge of your last conversation will help in that regard.
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No. 801154 ID: 91ee5f

Grip your flashlight and focus the beam of light to burn away the monsters' protective shroud of darkness so that they'll be wide open to attacks that can kill them!

Oh, wait, this isn't Alan Wake.
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No. 801176 ID: 36439a

>>800939
Do not- I repeat- do NOT sneak up on Davey
You will gain a greater fear than those of the Reverends or long-term relationships.
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No. 801759 ID: 064dbf

"Davey! I've come for your daughter, and soon she'll be coming for me!" An example of what not to yell.
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No. 804176 ID: 4063a3
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804176

You: “Davey!”

You call out to him, and get silence. Ellen looks at you for a second.

Ellen: “Davey?!”

There is more silence. Just as you are about to call again, you hear the screen door creak open and then slap closed.
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No. 804177 ID: 4063a3
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804177

Davey steps out onto the porch.

Davey: “Who’s that?”

You: “Chuck. It’s Chuck Llewellyn!”

Davey: “Prove it.”

You shine the flashlight on yourself.

You: “Uh. You saved me in the woods?”

You: “God isn’t even real”

You: “I love anal s-”

Davey: “Alright, shut up.”

Davey: “Who’s the woman?”

Ellen: “It’s… it’s Ellen.”

Davey slowly lowers his rifle, at which point you notice that he had been pointing it at you. Your blood runs cold and you experience the clench.

Davey:

Davey: “Whatcha want?”
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No. 804178 ID: 3ce125

>>804177
Tell him that all of Ramona's booze is gone, you need some to wean her off her addiction.

Also, Penny wants apples.
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No. 804179 ID: 3583d1

Your help is what we want! A woman back in town is suffering alcoholic withdrawal and she doesn't have any more. We just need a bottle to keep her from dying from the seizures.
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No. 804181 ID: 3ce125

Maybe two bottles.

Just in case.
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No. 804182 ID: 8d4593

It's kind of an emergency. Ramona back in town is having booze withdrawal seizures, someone stole all of the docs medicine, and your the only person with alcohol around.

I know you don't care about money so I brought an old friend of yours instead.
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No. 804183 ID: 9876c4

It's complicated. Serious shit.

Can we talk about it without the entire woods hearing?
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No. 804191 ID: 6f97db

Tell him you want to suck his dick.

That should get a conversation going. I mean, for all we know, it could be his fetish. And if it's not, we can just brush it off as a joke. In either case, it would tell him we mean serious business.

Afterwards, tell him that you and Ellen need help. And then let Ellen do the talking.
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No. 804211 ID: 143250

Shine the light at him (not at his eyes) see if he is for sure Davey, and not a Reverend.
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No. 804216 ID: ddd967

"It takes a bit of explaining. Could we not stand out in the dark calling out at each other for a little while, please?"
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No. 804245 ID: 764231

>>804177
>interrupted you before you could say the naughty "sex" word
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
MAKE HIM SAY SOMETHING IRREVERENT OR LEWD
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No. 804247 ID: 3ce125

>>804245
If he were a reverend I think he'd have just shot Chuck.
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No. 804272 ID: 15a025

We need some alcohol to help Ramona.
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No. 804273 ID: 7b3f54

you experienced the clench? your supple buttcheeks clenched together at the thought of that strong, aggressive man penetrating your body? charlemagne, is there something you want to tell us?
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No. 804281 ID: 7e4014

>>804177
Just explain the situation honestly! He can't be too bad of a guy, right?
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No. 804301 ID: e136ae

>>804191
This
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No. 804364 ID: 62f1df

>>804216
Reasonable.
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No. 804557 ID: 4063a3
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804557

You: “We need your help.”

Davey: “Get lost.”

You: “Someone’s dying. Can we please talk about this without having to yell?”

Davey pauses and shifts his weight. You barely notice Ellen walking by you toward the farmhouse. You almost stop her, but you think twice about making any sudden movements.
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No. 804558 ID: 4063a3
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804558

Ellen: “Davey”

Ellen: “You know we wouldn’t bother you unless it was serious.”

Davey: “Ellen.”

His voice seems to soften a bit, but it’s hard to tell with him.

Davey: “How”

Davey: “How’ve you been, kid?”

Ellen rubs her arm.

Ellen: “Ramona Plath needs some of that alcy-hol you make. She can’t go without it.”

Davey: “What the hell happened to her own? She had to be drinking it all this time.”

Ellen: “She ran out-”

You: “Her daughter dumped it in the river.”

Davey laughs at that.

Davey: “Why’d she do that? Is she slow or somethin’?”

You: “She just doesn’t understand how alcoholism works.”

Davey: “How do I know you’re not just gonna turn it around and sell it?”
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No. 804559 ID: 6f97db

Do you think we'd risk coming to you at night, with those monsters around, just to get a few bux?
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No. 804560 ID: 3583d1

>>804559
This.
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No. 804561 ID: 6f97db

Also, if you want, we can pay you whatever price you want.
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No. 804562 ID: ddd967

"If your stuff's as hard as I assume a man like you'd make it, we only need a bottle or two to split and water down. Not enough to make a profit worth coming out here through the woods for. I'm going to hunt down whoever took the doctor's stuff and she'll have proper medicine. This is just until then."
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No. 804563 ID: 7b7ab3

>>804559
>>804562
These.
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No. 804564 ID: 9876c4

>>804558
Since people have this choice well in hand, I'ma just say that picture turned out really well.
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No. 804565 ID: 70983e

'Because we're not asking for enough to turn a reasonable profit.'
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No. 804570 ID: 8c51fa

>>804558
"If you want to make sure you can trust us, you can come and see for yourself."

If he's worried about his daughter being alone at night, then she could come with us instead. Or the two of them could go together.
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No. 804573 ID: bb78f2

>>804558
It's not like we need a LOT, Davey, just enough so that Sophia can ween her off of it without her having a seizure...

You can supply Ellen with it. She'll get it to Sophia, who can dose it to Ramona. I don't have to have anything to do with the exchange. If Ellen sells it on the side, well, that's her prerogative and I imagine you mind that less over me selling it.
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No. 804587 ID: 064dbf

It's probably moonshine right? We'd only need a bottle, or maybe too to help her wean off the sauce. Hell Davie could even be the one to bring it into town if that'd help. If we need another bottle we could bring Sophie and have her explain the medical shit.
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No. 804591 ID: 15a025

Come to town with us and give it to Romona yourself then.
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No. 804645 ID: 8d4593

I brave the night and the monsters that live in it and you think I'm running a con? A few bux ain't worth that risk Davey.
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No. 804686 ID: 62f1df

>>804559
>>804573
>>804645
>>804564

Basically.
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No. 806169 ID: 4063a3
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806169

You: “I wouldn’t have risked my ass for a buck on a bottle or two, Davey.”

Davey: “I guess even you ain’t that stupid.”

Davey: “Fine. Come on in.”

a) Enter the house
b) Tell him to come with you instead
c) Other >_
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No. 806176 ID: e5b57f

>>806169

A.
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No. 806177 ID: 143250

A. Best do what he says to gain his trust.
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No. 806178 ID: 9876c4

Ayyyyyyyy
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No. 806181 ID: e5b57f

You know - whatever happened with that rabbit? The one who gave Ellen the nose spray?
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No. 806186 ID: be0718

Step into his humble abode, it's safer in there.
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No. 806190 ID: 064dbf

A

It's not like his house is rigged with traps and he doesn't need to come with you to deliver the booze.
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No. 806198 ID: 0299cf

A A A A A A A A A
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No. 806267 ID: 6f97db

>>806181
No one knows anything about any rabbits. My theory is that it was someone dressed up in a rabbit suit.

I would prefer to just get the bottles and leave but, I guess he wants to tell or show us something inside so..
A it is.
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No. 806273 ID: 62f1df

A

Let's not start bitching. Davey has a short temper.
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No. 806279 ID: aebfae

>>806169
A. No brainer.
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No. 806312 ID: 3583d1

A, but tread lightly
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No. 806517 ID: 15a025

A. We're on thin ice here Chuck.
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No. 806570 ID: 265ab0

Enter
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No. 806600 ID: 4063a3
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806600

You and Ellen warily follow Davey into the farmhouse, and hear faint music coming from inside as you get closer. You are a little bit surprised walking through the door. It smells of apple and oak, and the walls are brightly painted in white with apple-patterned wallpaper. Donna is seated, playing Nocturne op. 9 #2 on an old piano with a small wine glass of amber drink resting on top.

The interior reminds you a bit of the Plath House, and even a little bit of Marcie's place too. It looks to be from some time in the 19th century, but unlike the Plath House, everything here looks nicely cleaned and continuously renovated.
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No. 806603 ID: 6f97db

Don't talk to Donna unless she talks to you. That way Davey won't get mad.

Ask Davey if you can take a seat. Ellen will probably be the one to greet Donna and you shouldn't meddle in their affairs yet.
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No. 806605 ID: 15a025

I spy a lone violin in the corner there. Ask Davey ask Davey if that's his instrument of choice or if he plays any if at all?
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No. 806609 ID: 89057c

"Nice place you got here, Davey."
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No. 806631 ID: d4516a

Comment on what a comfy home he has, then politely apologise that you can't stay longer for you are obviously in a bit of a rush. Then inquire if you could get a couple bottles.
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No. 806634 ID: 8a204b

>>806600
"Davey. Bro. Bud. You built all this? Dayum. Mad props, dude."
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No. 806657 ID: 9876c4

>>806609
This isn't smart, but we'll do it anyway.
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No. 806662 ID: 8d4593

Wow. Sanity. Don't get that too often in Coxwette. It's a nice change of pace.
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No. 806673 ID: f66698

I guess this is what it's like when you are here forever but not trapped in the mayors stupid cycle.
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No. 806674 ID: be0718

>>806662
No wonder he moved away.
For a bit of small talk, ask who's the last President he remembers.
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No. 806686 ID: e136ae

Seduce Davey. His love of his gun is just a mask for his actual love of dick.
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No. 806697 ID: 47160d

Woah, pretty nice place here ain't it
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No. 806710 ID: e5b57f

>>806600

Suggest three-way with Ellen and Donna.

We fear nothing - WE ARE THE LEGEND.
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No. 806720 ID: 62f1df

>>806662
>>806673
These actually sound like good comments to make. Try to diplomatically suggest that you should *really* talk about the situation at hand. Things are going south faster than you can say "Cursed town hounded by undead reverends while the immortal mayor remains trapped in her own delusions" and Davey seems to know a thing or two that could help. It's time to set grudges aside and think about the best way to avoid a massacre... for everyone's sake.
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No. 806752 ID: 064dbf

Ask Ellen if she wants to go hang out with Donna, or just say hi, while you and Davey take care of the alcohol. Anything dangerous can be done after we get the booze (and then we can run like hell).
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No. 806772 ID: c57f6b

Chuck, how do you know what song she's playing? Did you read the sheet music, or do you just know?
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No. 806774 ID: 91ee5f

>>806772
I think Chuck explained that he was a child star for saying "Aw, shucks!" one time and his parents were milking his fame as much as possible. But, when his fame started to fade, his parents tried to push him to learn a new talent so that he could stay famous and his parents could keep living off the money their child is making. I think Chuck said learning the piano was one of the things his parents tried to force him to do.
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No. 806783 ID: 8d4593

>>806772
That's actually one of those songs that practically everyone's heard if they were growing up before 2000, when public domain music was seen more prominently in media. It's been in tv shows, movies, even Loony Toons.
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No. 806847 ID: 4063a3
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806847

Donna: "ELLEN!"

Donna: "Come here baby girl!"

Donna jumps from her seat and gives Ellen a bear hug. Ellen grunts as she is physically lifted off of the floor.

Donna: "Oh it's been so long."

After Donna sets her down, Ellen and Davey exchange a warm but uncomfortable look. Davey then sighs and walks upstairs, returning a few minutes later fully clothed and with a small sack.
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No. 806848 ID: 4063a3
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806848

You: "You know"

You: "It's kind of nice getting away from the insanity for a little while."

You look around the house.

You: "I can... see why you want to protect all this."

Davey: "No shit."

Despite his words, Davey's tone of voice is the least hostile you have heard yet. The horse dad puts a couple of bottles from his small, quaint glass hutch into the sack and holds it over his shoulder.

Davey: "Are those freaks gonna shoot me on sight if I bring my rifle?"
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No. 806849 ID: 3ce125

Doubt it. They might even welcome the added firepower at this point since the reverends are attacking in broad daylight now.
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No. 806851 ID: 262ceb

Say you haven't seen much in the way of firepower around town, so you doubt it. His silhouette doesn't match one of the monsters at all, anyway, and moving in a group should help.

Also ask him if he has an estimate for what proof his stuff is, there, since the doctor will want to be as precise as she can be with the dosage.
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No. 806853 ID: fc33ea

Are we sure we want Davey to come into town, what with the hotel California effect?
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No. 806854 ID: fa8f9d

He should be fine as long as we walk side by side with him.
>>806853
Pretty sure his farm has been in range this whole time.
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No. 806866 ID: 9876c4

You're not what they're scared of. right now.

Intimate that you've been thinking about acquiring some firepower for yourself.
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No. 806867 ID: 6f97db

Huh. Why was he interrogating us before but now he just decided to carry the bottles by himself, as if he still doesn't trust us.

Ask him if he's sure about leaving the girls here alone by themselves.
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No. 806869 ID: bb78f2

Everyone in town knows about the monsters now. They'll probably be glad you brought your gun. Except maybe the police and the mayor.

They're not as dumb as you think. Almost started a minor revolt against the mayor today when she's putting up Martial law with only two police officers and pretty much banning sex so they aren't attracted to town. Supposedly, a man and woman can't even live together now, but they really can't enforce it so whatever.

Don't know how that affects you. You could probably have orgies over here all day every day if the people wanted to partake, and if you could fend off the monsters.
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No. 806870 ID: 8d4593

Nah they're all mostly harmless, and Susanna's weird eye shit needs people to already trust her to be anything worse than "annoying."

It's what in the dark between here and town that worries me.
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No. 806911 ID: be0718

I'm not sure the police even pack heat. Just don't look in Susanna's eyes (or clipboard) and you should be fine. We'll head straight to the Plath manor.
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No. 806932 ID: f66698

Nah, they're crazy but the aren't twitch or violent.
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No. 806933 ID: aebfae

>>806848
"Honestly, you're the only person I have EVER seen carry a firearm ever since coming to this town, and the only things you needs to worry about are the monsters. The town's crazy, but not violent crazy."
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No. 806937 ID: 15a025

I'd worry more about the mayor shooting you with a funny look than with a gun.
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No. 806991 ID: 064dbf

Okay we gotta warn him about all the shit going on before bring him back to town. The new rules, why the monsters care about sinners. Might keep him away and I don't know if I really want him coming back to town with us, unless it's just an escort kind of thing.
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No. 806996 ID: e5b57f

>>806848

"None of them have the balls. Bring the gun - you'll need it."
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No. 807031 ID: e07955

Just don't point it at anyone, should be fine.
I didn't expect you to want to come into town though. Why the sudden interest?
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No. 807034 ID: 91ee5f

>>807031
He wants to see for himself if Chuck is telling the truth or not. Duh.
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No. 807038 ID: 9876c4

>>807031
I think he wants to give the girls some space, and make sure Chuck gets back safely.

Not like he'd admit either.
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No. 807041 ID: 3ce125

Maybe we should ask Davey exactly why he considers the townsfolk to be "freaks"? Chuck hasn't noticed any strange behavior, except for Susanna's horrible social skills.
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No. 807043 ID: 62f1df

Express your concerns as to the girls' safety.
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No. 807088 ID: 29c4aa

Ask Davey how old he is!!! This is important.
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No. 807122 ID: 4063a3
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807122

You: "Oh."

You: "You're coming along."

Davey: "Is that a problem?"

You: "No. Nope. Bring your gun, it'll probably be fine. I don't even think anyone in town has a gun."

Davey: "Alright, fine. If none of what you said about this 'dying lady' is true, I'm going to kick your ass face-first into a dumpster."

You grumble.

You: "What about the girls?"

Davey: "What about them?"

You: "You think they'll be safe at your place alone?"

Davey: "No. They're coming with us."

The four of you walk back to town. You take the lead since you have a flashlight, but even then it is somewhat disorienting in the quiet dark. You are still having trouble with how quiet this place is at night. Aside from the small group's footsteps, it is silent enough to hear your own heartbeat.
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No. 807123 ID: 4063a3
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807123

The town comes into view.
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No. 807124 ID: 321b03

>>807123
...Fuck.
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No. 807125 ID: be0718

Can you maybe just go around the Cliche Tree? The pastors may not even be aware of the town surrounding them, and if you don't provoke them they should ignore you too.
>>
No. 807127 ID: 143250

Don't think sinful thoughts... don't think sinful thoughts...

Go around the tree. Maybe shut off the flashlight so they don't spot you?
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No. 807133 ID: 8d4593

All three of the demons are here, Davie.
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No. 807134 ID: bf5c4c

>>807123
Keep low, move from cover to cover. Be as quiet as you can. If all else fails, I'm sure davey will be happy to cover you with the rifle so the womenfolk and the handsome ones can escape!
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No. 807136 ID: 3ce125

It's a rifle so we have to worry about shooting things behind the reverends. Let's avoid conflict if at all possible, and if not for crap's sake don't shoot into the buildings.
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No. 807137 ID: b1765c

FLIP THEM OFF
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No. 807139 ID: 91ee5f

>>807123
There's a chance that those aren't the monsters and are just some random people doing something. So, until they start attacking with their tentacles and try to pump you full of holy water, don't shoot them. We don't need to accidentally kill someone! And even if those are the monsters, something tells me Davey didn't bring enough bullets with him!
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No. 807140 ID: 064dbf

Tell Davey to ready his gun and girls to get ready to run because that looks like all three of the monsters. You got this Chuck, cock that revolver hammer back get ready to fight if you have to. We ain't gonna dying like a bitch.

We don't actually want to fight though. Ducking into the nearest building and waiting for them to pass would be good. Unless they're just holding still then just yell out "we're late for church" as you run by, keeping a fair amount of distance between you and them.
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No. 807141 ID: fc33ea

Make sure everyone sees them and knows to avoid them. Take another way around no matter how long.
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No. 807142 ID: e5b57f

>>807123

Shine the flashlight at them.
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No. 807143 ID: 15a025

Quick Chuck, flash em!
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No. 807145 ID: 9876c4

No sudden movements, no screams. Make sure the rest of your party sees them.

Maneuver towards the Plath house, giving them as wide a berth as possible. Don't start shooting until they begin advancing.
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No. 807148 ID: 8080e6

Use caution, skirt around them. Follow the suggestions of the other cautious anons here.
>>
No. 807149 ID: 3373e2

>>807145
This.
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No. 807167 ID: fedd05

Daylight makes them disappear. Shining your flashlight on them might fool them into thinking the sun is up.
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No. 807178 ID: 62f1df

>>807145
Yes, this. Shooting should only be a last resort. There's all three of the fuckers, so avoid a possible confrontation as much as possible. If things start getting hairy, run like hell toward the Plath house.
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No. 807200 ID: 6f97db

Tell Davey to aim at the bird first. That one has furthest reaching attacks.
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No. 807204 ID: bfe862

Don't think about what you wanna do to the farmer's daughter...shit
>>
No. 807205 ID: 3ce125

>>807167
We know that's not true. They've attacked in broad daylight before.
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No. 807206 ID: 636dcb

Be cautious. Skirt around them. Remind everyone with you to NOT fantasize about their deepest, darkest, most taboo and erotic fantasies.

Don't think about anal.
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No. 807210 ID: 9876c4

>>807206
We'd have to be a real horse's... ass, to do that right now.

Hmmm, right.
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No. 807233 ID: 70426b

>>807210
>>807206
Guys. don't BUTT in on his train of thought. Thinking about that girl's PLUSH POSTERIOR would be positively ASSinine given the circumstances. Just put those thoughts BEHIND you, and focus on leading up the REAR.

Booty.
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No. 807248 ID: 4063a3
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807248

>go straight for the Plath House

You and the other three make a wide circle around the reverends toward the gentle hill leading to the Plath House. You point out where to go to Davey and Donna, since they don't seem to know the town's layout well.

>don't think about mare ass

You start to stare at Donna's backside. It's big, but so is she. She's call and a little built. You start thinking about how nuts you could go on her. You bet she works on the farm a lot. Lifting apples and shit. That isn't a plush ass, it's hard. Hard and sturdy. A workhorse butt.

You start sweating, and reflexively look around for her dad or boyfriend. Her dad is there behind you, glaring.
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No. 807249 ID: 4063a3
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807249

As if in response to your intrusive thoughts, one of the reverends perks up, and rapidly begins to advance. He holds up an object that is hard to make out in the night's darkness. As he gets closer, you can see that it is some kind of sword, and that it is glimmering with fresh blood.
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No. 807257 ID: f19a40

>>807249
HEY PAPA HORSE
YOU KNOW THAT THING WHERE BULLETS MAKE THEM UNHAPPY
DO THAT THING
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No. 807258 ID: 143250

He's after you in particular. tell the 3 to go to the Plath house, while you run the other direction and lure him away from them.

Be the hero you once were, Cletus
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No. 807259 ID: 15a025

SPRAY AND PRAY!
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No. 807260 ID: 70426b

That has fresh blood on it.

They either currently have, or recently had, a villager. We need to save them.
>>
No. 807261 ID: 3ce125

>>807260
...probably a good idea. Time to shoot em up.
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No. 807263 ID: be0718

Maybe it's his blood. He could have holstered it in himself, he's weird like that.

Hey, try shouting "Down with the Eagle!" Random thought.
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No. 807264 ID: bfe862

Send everyone else on and lead the reverend away. Really try and think nice, religious thoughts though like, uhhhh, dressing nice on Sunday? how great God is? not sinning? Shit! What do religious people think about?
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No. 807265 ID: f19a40

Alternatively rather than shooting it's always possible to try reasoned discussion with eldritch horrors, to convince them that their view of the world is tainted by an outdated concept of morality and sin that has since fallen out of style and that if they disagree with the direction the world is moving then that's their problem, not yours
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No. 807266 ID: 70426b

>>807263
They probably nabbed Marcie again. Or Geoffe. They really seem to hate him, because of, you know, the gayness.

Speaking of which, we need to take advantage of the mayor's new "only same sex couples can live together" rule and tap that ass when we get back home.
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No. 807269 ID: 15a025

>>807264
Reciting the ten commandments might do something?
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No. 807276 ID: a80326

>>807258
Time to peel off and see if they will disregard the contraband for the sinner.
>>
No. 807278 ID: 064dbf

Think about the crazy trip you had on the reevee or whatever. Maybe it will scare him away like you've got powers like the Snayor. Or it could backfire horribly.
>>
No. 807279 ID: 143250

>>807278
Actually, that might be worth a try. Was it really temporary as we were thinking it was?
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No. 807281 ID: 70426b

>>807278
They can probably only sense debauchery, not read minds.

Still, if you had a vial of that stuff, it'd probably be worth a shot.
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No. 807294 ID: eeb614

>>807278
Well try it, even if they can't read minds you'll stop being present to them.

>>807269
Give 'em a good ol' "Thou shalt not kill." The sermon on the mount about peacemakers inhereting the earth, treating your neighbour as you treat yourself might also be appropriate too.
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No. 807297 ID: d4516a

>>807258
>>807260
Combine these. Be the bait, run off to a different direction, investigate on where that blood came from while there.
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No. 807298 ID: 62f1df

To hell with strategy, you're being chased by monsters! Everybody run to the Plath house! All the members of your little party are fit, so you shouldn't leave anyone behind. Just make a beeline for safety!
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No. 807299 ID: 6f97db

Is that a shamshir? *drools*
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No. 807325 ID: a19fce
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807325

The instinctive urge to be a dick and trip Davey is strong, but a burst of adrenaline and testosterone overtakes your cowardice.

You: "Run to the Plath House."

You: "I owe you one, Dave!"

You hope he heard the last part, but you already split off by the time you said it. Apparently you have higher net sin than the alcohol, so the reverend goes after you without hesitation. You start to feel like the one gazelle that splits away from the heard and gets caught by a lion.

Where are you even running to? Your legs are starting to hurt and the monster is gaining on you!
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No. 807326 ID: e5b57f

>>807325
Wherever it was that Susanna was last at. She has experience dealing with these fuckers.
>>
No. 807327 ID: 69d26a

>>807325
Can we see a map? Where's nearby?
I'd say your best bet is to try the town hall
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No. 807329 ID: 6f97db

How can it be so fast!

>>807326
+1 Susanna was in the City Hall before we left her.

But we shouldn't just go there. We should go there and have some anal sex with her. The sin eminating from that should overshadow everything else in town so it's a prime way to keep everyone safe, yep. And they won't come close coz they're afraid of her.
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No. 807330 ID: 9876c4

Police station? Someone should be there, probably with a gun.
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No. 807331 ID: f19a40

>>807325
the one place they'd NEVER SUSPECT: The WAREHOUSE
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No. 807332 ID: 9876c4

>>807331
OK, changing mah Lazor vote.
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No. 807333 ID: e1bc1c

>>807325
City hall seems best, they are afraid of Susanna after all.
>>
No. 807339 ID: bfe862

Running for City Hall feels like the best bet unless the other reverends are right in front of it
>>
No. 807341 ID: 143250

Warehouse.
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No. 807342 ID: f66698

Yeah, not like we want to bring these guys down on anyone else. The only other place I could think would be the well, and it's still sealed. We need to go to city hall for help.
>>
No. 807343 ID: 91ee5f

Run to Susanna!
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No. 807349 ID: 15a025

I'm not so sure they're going to follow us to city hall. They might know Susanna can handle them pretty well.

I say we get to the police station.
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No. 807350 ID: be0718

Run past Naz's apartment, the sin emanating from it should distract the reverend long enough to lose your scent.
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No. 807351 ID: a80326

>>807350
What. Screw you, we are not sacrificing Naz or anyone else.

Run to Susana's house. Even if she isn't there they'll probably fear the location because it's where she lives.
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No. 807354 ID: 87353e

>>807325
Go to City hall and get Susanna. She should be able to chase them off and help look for whoever got stabbed up by the reverends prior to the chase.

>>807331
>>807332
>>807341
Not trying to rain on your parade, but the warehouse its self is still locked up tight and surrounded by a chained up barbed wire fence. Chuck also left the bolt cutters at the Path House, but even with them he'd probably get caught by the reverend while trying to break in. Running to a place you can't get into is pretty much a death trap.
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No. 807355 ID: e136ae

>>807349
City Hall. Start screaming obscenities so they follow you and we can be sure that they won't go after the girls or Davey.
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No. 807360 ID: d1e462

>>807355
This.
Just drop fuckword after fuckword
>>
No. 807373 ID: 70426b

The mayor's office would work well.

Sure hope they didn't like, behead somebody while we were running awsy. I don't remember them bleeding when we shot them.
>>
No. 807376 ID: 62f1df

The City Hall sounds like a terrible idea. It will obviously be closed at night, which will give the Reverend ample time to catch up with Chuck and go medieval on his ass. The Police Station should be where he's most likely to get help from people with guns and training.
>>
No. 807377 ID: a80326

>>807376
Hahaha ha.

ha...
>>
No. 807380 ID: f19a40

>>807354
Just gotta DODGE AND SWERVE when that fucker swings his huge god damn sword, let the REVEREND OPEN IT
>>
No. 807417 ID: c03cde

>>807325
City hall would be interesting, maybe you could see how they would react to Susanna.
But not sure how that would turn out for everyone, try the police station
>>
No. 807420 ID: 6f97db

>>807376
We don't really need to get inside the City Hall. Even if it's closed (let's hope it's not), the proximity alone should be enough to deter the reverends.
>>
No. 807421 ID: c31aac

>>807325
FOR GOD'S SAKES, LET YOUR DICK GUIDE YOU TO SAFE SHELTER WITH THE COPS
seriously though go to the police station, best place and probably the only one actually open
>>
No. 807422 ID: 3ce125

Well if we're running let's go to the police station.

Maybe we can give Layla a whole lot of respect.
>>
No. 807423 ID: 262ceb

These guys have limited ability to think, I think. If you can climb something that takes two hands to get up, I think he'll hesitate over having to drop the sword, or may even not be able to drop it if their bodies are all melty and weird. They have old-style houses around here so something should be climbable. At the very least if you're up high on something with this thing climbing after you, it'll have to deal with gravity, so even if it's invulnerable to harm, being kicked off will still drop it to the ground.

You're a good climber, right? I mean, because you're a professional thief, not because you're a cat. I mean, maybe because you're a cat. Is that racist?
>>
No. 807463 ID: 62f1df

>>807420
There's no reason for the City Hall not to be closed. I mean, maybe Susanna is a night owl or doesn't even need to sleep, but that's not a bet Chuck is in a position to make. Moreover, Susanna's direct presence might, and I say *might* ward off the Reverends, but if there's walls between them and her, it may not work.

All in all, going to the Police Station is a safer plan.

>>807423
Good reasoning. Let's make that plan B.
>>
No. 807466 ID: 8a204b

I am all for bursting into Susanna's room unannounced and yelling "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN WE GOTTA FUCK RIGHT NOW."
>>
No. 807467 ID: 3373e2

>>807423
This.
>>
No. 807469 ID: a788b7

>>807423
>>807463
>>807467

No. Absolutely terrible idea.

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html#754166
>>
No. 807474 ID: 91ee5f

>>807469
I agree, climbing a tree is a terrible idea. Especially when they can easily get on top of the Plath House's roof!
>>
No. 807520 ID: a19fce
File 149731017755.png - (25.41KB , 500x500 , 94.png )
807520

You dash to City Hall and power up the steps. Your quads are ON FIRE. You bang on the big oak front doors and shout until your voice starts to crack.

You: "OPEN THE DOOR!"

You: "COME ON!"

You rap on the door until your hand is numb.

You: "COME ON! IT'S CHUCK!"
>>
No. 807521 ID: a19fce
File 149731019151.png - (16.83KB , 500x500 , 95.png )
807521

Muffled Voice: "Prove it!"
>>
No. 807522 ID: a19fce
File 149731020725.png - (39.83KB , 500x500 , 96.png )
807522

You: "LISA OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR YOU FAT FUCKING-"

The door opens just enough for you to bolt inside.
>>
No. 807523 ID: a19fce
File 149731021962.png - (44.63KB , 500x500 , 97.png )
807523

You:

You: "Thanks"
>>
No. 807525 ID: 4fe424

Stare at the beaver's tits.
>>
No. 807526 ID: 3ce125

>>807523
Tell her one of the reverends had a bloody sword. Were any of the other townsfolk out there? Or maybe it was the rabbit, or someone new who wandered in from the woods?
>>
No. 807527 ID: e5b57f

>>807523

Pour on the charm. Finger-guns at her and say, "Nothing wrong with fat. More cushion for the pushin'."
>>
No. 807528 ID: be0718

So what happened while we were out? It looked like they got somebody under the tree.

Also apologize for the heat of the moment- actually nah, it wouldn't sound authentic.
>>
No. 807529 ID: 9a036d

"No time to explain!"
*drop pants*
>>
No. 807530 ID: 9876c4

>>807529
>>807525
I shouldn't be supporting these, but I do, Becuz Beavah.
>>
No. 807531 ID: fc33ea

Find somewhere to sit down.

'Sorry about that, guy was chasing me with a sword. A bloody sword. Nobody else went out there, right?'

Oh! Ask for the phone so you can call the Plath house, make sure they made it alright.
>>
No. 807532 ID: 609cbc

Where is everyone?
>>
No. 807538 ID: e136ae

>>807531
Seconding.
>>
No. 807542 ID: 1e7aa8

Dive. Now. Do not hit the beaver on your way down.
>>
No. 807543 ID: 262ceb

Lock then block the door. Then tell Lisa she looks great. Then retreat into the house and update everyone here on the situation vis-a-vis Ramona's needs and who's where.
>>
No. 807547 ID: 70426b
807547

Apologize to Lisa for calling her fat.

It'll be harder to fuck her new boyfriend if we make her upset.
>>
No. 807554 ID: c03cde

Get carnal with Lisa it will distract the reverends
>>
No. 807555 ID: 2120ee

>>807523
"Your tits are a sight for sore eyes. Who got stabbed?"
>>
No. 807561 ID: bb78f2

>>807523
Just to let you know girl, you're not fat, I was just pissed I might die.

Also, unless you're looking at porn, bums, having sex, or in general heathenish thoughts, you're fine and they're NOT gonna try to get in your doors, just yet. So, if you're not a pervert, don't think about atheism. Or cheeseburgers. Or polyester. Especially Polyester.

Also, get Naz or someone to set up security cams to view outside so no one dies because they think they're gonna die.

So... someone probably died tonight. One of them has a sword with fresh blood.
>>
No. 807585 ID: a19fce
File 149733147742.png - (20.82KB , 500x500 , 99.png )
807585

Still out of breath, you turn around to ensure that the door is locked and braced with a chair.

Lisa: "Sorry I didn't open the door right away. I thought you might have been... you know, the one who imitates-"

Lisa:

Lisa: "Chuck"
>>
No. 807586 ID: a19fce
File 149733149672.png - (32.07KB , 500x500 , 98.png )
807586

Your eyes snap up to her face. Lisa covers her chest with her clipboard and a half-empty cup of black coffee.

You: "Sorry."

You: "They're a sight for sore eyes after, you know, almost fuckin' dying."

Lisa: "I don't get you."

Lisa: "How can you just say what you're thinking?"

There are a few slow but aggressive thumps on the door. You jump forward, but Lisa barely reacts.

a) ask what happened out there
b) go to the mayor
c) kiss Lisa

Please limit to one choice!
>>
No. 807587 ID: be0718

C takes priority over anything else.
>>
No. 807588 ID: 636dcb

B
>>
No. 807589 ID: e136ae

Crikes Chuck, are you really horny already after being chased by undead maniacs? Ask what's happened.
>>
No. 807591 ID: c31aac

>>807588
A. Mayor's a turd and C is too nothing an option
>>
No. 807592 ID: 464660

Calm the boner Chuck, if anything you need to wait for her to make the first move. Ask what happened first. Kiss later
>>
No. 807595 ID: f6ba27

C or I'm quitting the internet
>>
No. 807596 ID: 3ce125

A.
Didn't we decide to fuck Rita to get back at Geoff? I feel like we should give Geoff a couple days to get with Lisa, at least.
>>
No. 807599 ID: 143250

A
>>
No. 807601 ID: be0718

>>807596
It was going to be a threesome posing as a 'double date' before we went off the rails on a crazy train.
>>
No. 807603 ID: 15a025

A.
>>
No. 807605 ID: c03cde

A
>>
No. 807606 ID: 70426b

A.

C is fun and all, but eldritch horrors take slight priority of non-coitus physical contact.
>>
No. 807607 ID: fc33ea

A, definitely A.
>>
No. 807608 ID: e5b57f

>>807586

B.

The whole reason we're here! Seriously - we ran all the way here because Susanna's the one who can help.
>>
No. 807609 ID: 9876c4

>>807596
We were never interested in Rita. But we wanted Geoff distracted.

I will grudgingly pick A.
>>
No. 807611 ID: fab5b8

B
>>
No. 807612 ID: 6f97db

B.

Susanna should be able to explain things better.
>>
No. 807613 ID: 2120ee

>>807586
C.
>>
No. 807619 ID: a788b7

A. maybe she can shed sone light on whose blood that was
>>
No. 807620 ID: 37892f

>>807586
KISS HER, YOU FOO- oh wait, get Geoff to kiss her instead

My vote is
>A
>>
No. 807622 ID: ddedcd
807622

B
These things are supposed to be afraid of the mayor, right? Demand she fucking do something about it
>>
No. 807633 ID: 32d29a

C. Its going to lose but its the best option
>>
No. 807635 ID: e07955

A
>>
No. 807637 ID: 2b2030

>>807586
c then b
>>
No. 807646 ID: f19a40

>>807586
A, and where/why does she have coffee have they been pulling a all-nighter
>>
No. 807657 ID: f0e552

>>807586
C
>>
No. 807660 ID: 4fe424

C.
>>
No. 807665 ID: ff9f0b

A.

DEFINITELY want to know what Lisa has to say before talking to the mayor.
>>
No. 807666 ID: bf5c4c

>>807586
C. GET EM. GET EM.
>>
No. 807668 ID: 62f1df

A

I wish I could say C but it sounds like a terrible idea.
>>
No. 807675 ID: 262ceb

Shove something heavy in front of the door and go for A.

If you feel like replying to her question there while doing that: "Ok, Lisa, hardly the time but you saved my ass there so here's a free lesson from Chuck University: overall, people react to confident rude better than timid polite. Plus there's worse levels of judgement than what you get for speakin' your mind and I've gotten them, so any flak I get for saying you've got tits a man can love being alive for, I don't give a shit about."
>>
No. 807686 ID: 064dbf

C

You gotta kiss her for saving you from that Reverend.
>>
No. 807698 ID: f933f8

A
I wonder where all those C posters suddenly come from..
>>
No. 807699 ID: be0718

>>807698
An alternate timeline where tgchan makes good decisions.
>>
No. 807701 ID: acd563

D) Fuck Lisa in the pussy
>>
No. 807705 ID: bfd195
807705

I smell ballot stuffing. We had this talk guys, dont do it
>>
No. 807706 ID: 0d1514

>>807586
apologize for being rude and then B
>>
No. 807707 ID: a788b7

quit vote stuffing, delian
>>
No. 807709 ID: 6f97db

You're doing god's work, hucke

My votes can only be stuffed in Susanna.
>>
No. 807713 ID: f08985

C
>>
No. 807714 ID: a19fce
File 149738492930.png - (29.62KB , 500x500 , 100.png )
807714

Lisa pauses, as if waiting for you to say something back. There is a stirring pause where you can hear both your own breathing and hers, then she goes to sit down at her reception desk.

You: "What happened out there?"

Lisa looks down at her clipboard, but doesn't lift up the page.

You: "One of the monsters-"

Lisa: "Some of the townspeople decided to get together for a cookout."

Lisa: "Penny made Bratwurst."

Lisa: "It was fun, there was singing and dancing"

Lisa: "Angela took her shirt off for some reason and started burning her bra. I didn't ask."

You: "Like, all the way off?"

Lisa: "The Reverends showed up out of nowhere. They just kind of... casually walked up and attacked."

Lisa: "Captain Hoode came to help while everyone scattered off, and one of them cut her. She got away and we haven't seen her since. No one answers the phone at the station, and no one can go outside."

Lisa: "They chase down anyone they see, and-"

Lisa: "And..."

You: "What?"

Lisa: "They won't... leave."

Lisa: "They always leave, but they just won't."
>>
No. 807716 ID: fc33ea

Maybe they'll leave in the morning. Can I use the phone to call the Plath house, make everyone I was with got there okay?
>>
No. 807717 ID: 62f1df

Wait, there was talk of dangerous monsters, a curfew was being enacted, and they organized A COOKOUT!?

I'm sorry to say this but they totally had it coming.
>>
No. 807718 ID: e136ae

If Susanna is so sure they run away when she shows up why doesn't she get her not-completely-tapped ass out there and get rid o' them?
>>
No. 807720 ID: 6f97db

It's a good thing we didn't go to the police station, eh?

Go visit Susanna. She should know what's up.
>>
No. 807723 ID: be0718

rip brom I guess, and for no reward either.

I guess it's just you, Lisa and the snayor cooped up here for the night. Better settle in and get comfy.
>>
No. 807724 ID: 9876c4

Sounds like there's some new source of sin that really has them aggravated.

Trial and error will be needed, lest we jump to conclusions.
>>
No. 807725 ID: 0606a7

well where the fuck is her mayorship?
>>
No. 807726 ID: 262ceb

Hmm. Idea.

"Lisa, you're the closest person to the Mayor. You have that clipboard... how much do you know about her magic shit? When she brought Marcie back, did she get your help with that at all? 'Cause she said to me that there was a chance of bringing Marcie back as a kid or something like that. Well... what if she did that to the reverends? If they were reversed to being kids or even just to before they were monsters, they'd be easier to deal with. Even reversing them only a few days would mean they forget the town again. And she has tons of agate now, right?"
>>
No. 807731 ID: 4fe424

Boop the beaver's boobs and bang her box blissfuly.
>>
No. 807732 ID: 3ce125

>>807714
Ask why Susanna hasn't gone out and scared them off, or chopped them up into pieces again.
>>
No. 807739 ID: 262ceb

>>807732

I think they were human when she chopped them up the last time. She also probably went after them one at a time, considering that they were able to overpower her once together. She's probably scared of them herself, as well, and has trouble going after them when she's not in a rage.

In any case, we don't want to rely too much on the stuff that just "scares" them, they seem unable to think properly but they still might eventually learn they don't need to be scared of things any more, the more they're exposed to them.
>>
No. 807748 ID: 8a204b

>>807714
"That was a lot of blood on that sword for just a simple cut. Is anyone dead?"
>>
No. 807754 ID: 32d29a

We should visit Angela. I bet she blames herself for what happened. Should console her a bit. Make sure she is alright.
>>
No. 807758 ID: bfe862

Sure hope nothing about our speech at the podium earlier caused this.
>>
No. 807778 ID: 91ee5f

>>807758
It might be from having pretty much the entire town, except for anyone not there and Marcie, finally figure out that the town name is a sex joke.
>>
No. 807779 ID: 1e7aa8

How long have they been out there?

Wait better yet. What is the snayor up to, even?
>>
No. 807827 ID: e136ae

Yell out the town's sex-name joke to the monsters, maybe it will make their brains short-circuit.
>>
No. 807844 ID: 8d4593

>>807827
Oh wait... doing that earlier got the whole town thinking about sex.
Well now we have a good guess as to why they wont leave.
>>
No. 807847 ID: bf5c4c

>>807844
'spose so. Guess we're gonna have to fight the reverends eventually.
>>
No. 807849 ID: 91ee5f

>>807827
That'll only work if they're the ones that named the town!
>>
No. 807856 ID: 70426b

Ask her what the mayor's up to, and if we can see her as soon as possible.

We haven't really had any interaction with the snayor since her awful town hall meeting. Hopefully she doesn't hate us.
>>
No. 807865 ID: 37fbee

C
>>
No. 807866 ID: f19a40

You know it might be smart to ask about precisely how many times over the past, what, 200/300 years since people started 'showing up' here the spooky priest-monsters have showed up before? Since 'they always leave'.
>>
No. 807869 ID: 2120ee

>>807714
Weird, Chuck wasn't even there. Some other sin magnet, I guess?
>>
No. 807878 ID: 70426b

>>807869
The reverends probably didn't get the joke until you loudly announced it to the entire world.

Now it isn't just a few individuals like Geoff or yourself who are tainted with sexual deviance, but the very concept of the town itself.
>>
No. 807888 ID: f933f8

>>807869
>>807878
they go for sins, lust isn't the only sin that exists. E.G. the fury of the citizens towards the mayor, Despondence because somebody made their mother suffer etc.
>>
No. 807889 ID: 262ceb

>>807888
>>807878

They're old-timey religious zealots, almost anything could be setting them off. They probably went after Layla because the idea of a woman in an authority position offends them.
>>
No. 807890 ID: 91ee5f

Well, Lisa said that Angela took her shirt off for some reason and started burning her bra. Maybe the monsters didn't like the fact that a woman wanted to have her tits out for everyone to see?
>>
No. 807947 ID: bf5c4c

Dang, no update today? I was so hoping.
>>
No. 807949 ID: be0718

>>807947
Regular update schedules are few and far between on tgchan. Please keep non-suggestions to /questdis/.
>>
No. 807950 ID: 91ee5f

You know what would be really mean? If the Reverends showed up because they saw someone that would be considered "ugly as sin"!
>>
No. 807978 ID: 3ce125

Wait, if Layla got cut and that much blood got on the sword she probably needs stitches, which means Sophie needs to get to the station. Gotta call Plath House and tell her. Except, we can't say that within earshot of the reverend, because he'll intercept her. Whisper into the phone? Davey should be able to protect the doctor if she's worried about getting caught, but I figure her military experience should be enough for her to avoid being spotted.
>>
No. 808007 ID: 70426b

>>807978
That's a pretty good idea.

I sure hope the town has gotten replacements for those stolen supplies.
>>
No. 808224 ID: a19fce
File 149758545852.png - (32.77KB , 500x500 , 101.png )
808224

You: "Susanna said they're afraid of her. Why isn't she out there chasing them off?"

The reverend bangs on the door a few more times, and then the noise suddenly stops. Lisa looks worried.

Lisa: "She tried! They don't run anymore!"

You: "Well where is she?"

Lisa: "She's in her office"

Lisa: "Getting ready to fight."
>>
No. 808226 ID: 15a025

Get in her office and offer to help with that.
>>
No. 808228 ID: 3ce125

>>808224
...good. Let's offer to help. Even if it's as a distraction.
>>
No. 808229 ID: 2120ee

>>808224
Sounds like someone needs a good luck ass eating.
>>
No. 808232 ID: 62f1df

Welp, it's come to this, then. Sounds like the best thing to do would be to gather a militia.

Wanna bet that Susanna is doing RML knows what with the blue agate?
>>
No. 808233 ID: be0718

Well, there's our info. Let's join the snayor in preparations for fighting.

But first: "Lisa, in case I don't see you again..." Kiss the beav.
>>
No. 808236 ID: f08985

>>808233
Sounds good, let's do it.
>>
No. 808241 ID: ce838c

>>808224
Talk to Snayor, offer our help in the fight. Fuck forming a militia, though- no one else needs to get hurt.
>>
No. 808254 ID: 9876c4

>>808229
Lisa's looking a little unlucky.
>>
No. 808311 ID: 8c1f52

Gear up
>>
No. 808312 ID: 1e7aa8

Check in with the snayor and don't do *anything* to the beavertary, gdi.
>>
No. 808313 ID: 143250

Something to consider: is it the Reverands she is planning to fight? she could be planning on fighting someone else...
>>
No. 808429 ID: 7ae940

Go to the mayor. Make sure her and Ramona work together. Between the two of them, I'm sure they can find a way to kill these things.
>>
No. 808447 ID: 1e7aa8

>>808429
Ramona is literally on her deathbed because of the shakes and missing alcohol. She's not doing anything.
>>
No. 808451 ID: 064dbf

Seduce and bang that beaver. This could be our last chance before those damn reverends kill everyone.
>>
No. 808464 ID: 91ee5f

>>808451
Better idea: We can help kill the Reverends and have multiple chances in the future!
>>
No. 808470 ID: be0718

>>808464
Any time you think about the "long game," take a moment and think of Marcie. That's what the "long game" will get you.
>>
No. 808474 ID: 91ee5f

>>808470
Only because we didn't register the Reverends as a serious threat back then and thought they'd stay in the woods. If we had known what we know now, we probably could've been better prepared and possibly have prevented that. Or at least got Susanna to do something about it sooner, when whatever she used to do actually still worked on them instead of not working like it is now.
>>
No. 808475 ID: f08985

>>808474
Yeah, we could've done better if we had all the information we needed. We still don't have all the information we need. I don't think it's a good idea to be too confident about the long game, either.
>>
No. 808476 ID: bf5c4c

>>808233
seconded.
The best of all possible ideas.
>>
No. 808477 ID: 7ec3c6

>>808451
seconding
>>
No. 808478 ID: 3abd97

Go for seduction. Obviously this should be Chucks priority in a moment of crisis.
>>
No. 808484 ID: 9dc26d

>>808470
In the long run, everyone dies. It's inescapable. Even in a place like Coxwette, it can only be delayed at best.

Go talk to the mayor. Information is the best weapon right now.
>>
No. 808485 ID: 3373e2

Well Chuck this may be it, give Lisa a list of good-byes if you don't make it and go offer your help to the mayor. Coxwette may be at it's end finally, this would have happened sooner or later anyway.
>>
No. 808486 ID: 70426b

Guys, we aren't gonna die now.

We haven't fucked Geoff yet.
>>
No. 808487 ID: 8d4593

Seduce.... Beaver?
You know Davie Ellen and Donna are still out there right?

Grab a weapon and get out there!
Davie Chuck and Susanna, vs The Demon priests! Three V Three Deathmatch!
>>
No. 808534 ID: a19fce
File 149771772817.png - (9.24KB , 500x500 , 102.png )
808534

You suck in a deep breath through your nose, and go to the door to Susanna's office. Lisa stops you before you enter.

Lisa: "Oh, wait"

Lisa: "I guess I should give you this. It's... well, here."

Lisa hands you a note from Rachel. It is in Lisa's handwriting, with a few annotations on the margins. Your hand is on the doorknob.
>>
No. 808535 ID: 015058

Read note first.
>>
No. 808536 ID: 2120ee

>>808534
Hug note, read Lisa.
>>
No. 808537 ID: 143250

Read first, ask questions later.
>>
No. 808538 ID: 32d29a

Take another glance at Lisa's cleavage and then read note.
>>
No. 808539 ID: fc33ea

Let your mind run wild with all the negative implications this could mean.
>>
No. 808548 ID: a19fce
File 149772370405.png - (25.04KB , 500x500 , 103.png )
808548

You squint at the note. Lisa's handwriting is impeccable and it pisses you off. Some of the words are left untranslated with small annotations next to them. Your eyes widen as they scan further over the page.



L,

We cannot live this way anymore, trapped in the Plath fuite (Flight???). There are
people out there - a hospital, an orphanage, vagabonds living
on berries.

The town is not the world. Coxwette is the axis (???). The others are
trapped as if in a corral while we are trapped in a piège (???).

Screams come from the well sometimes. Can you hear them? The forlorn (???)
cannot.

Do not read this note to Susanna. She has the white face of death
like a sun-bleached (???) bone. She must be a bokor (some kind of
voodoo thing???)
and I witnessed her death. What dominatrice (dominator? master??)
can control the mind and rise from the grave? What has she done to us?


As I write I am shaking.

Thank You,

R.


>>
No. 808552 ID: 50c95d

Nothing important. Continue to Susanna.
>>
No. 808553 ID: 143250

Best not to show it to Susanna. None good can come of this...
>>
No. 808570 ID: d909da

She's seen Susanna die? She must have been alive a long time then.
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No. 808572 ID: 262ceb

Piège can mean "trap" so "trapped in a trap" is confusing. It can also more refer to some specific types of trap, and the one I find most interesting is a "gin", like a cotton gin, a machine for separating something. "Fuite" can mean, like, an escaping-place? Like, where something leaks out of something else?

I say fuck Rachel and show this to Susanna. Snayor's crazy and unstable but she's not intentionally bad. Even if she is some voodoo thing we need some voodoo to get out of this mess. In any case it'll earn you points with her. Don't let Lisa know you gave her Susanna the letter. You can even technically obey by not "reading it to" her.
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No. 808573 ID: 1e7aa8

Pocket the note and ask Lisa when the last time she saw Rachel was.

Prepare to confront snayor.
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No. 808579 ID: 2120ee

>>808548
Christ, she doesn't even make sense translated.

Give note back to Lisa.
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No. 808582 ID: e5b57f

>>808548
Oh shit. Where is Rachel? We should go to her. She is the only one who both knows all of what's going on and who isn't trying to pull us into some petty fight.
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No. 808584 ID: 143250

>>808582
That is actually a good idea. If I were to guess, she is probably hiding in the warehouse, or at home.
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No. 808585 ID: 3ce125

>>808548
A hospital? ...that's where the stolen medicine went.

Yeah don't show this to Susanna, but we need to ask Rachel where the hospital is. Sophie can request supplies from the outside world(I think?), so she should be able to come to some mutually beneficial arrangement with the hospital as far as medicine is concerned.
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No. 808586 ID: e1bc1c

>>808548
This isn't making much sense, and I don't think it's just the language barrier. We'd still be best to go see Snayor and find out what exactly her plan is, but maybe don't mention the note.
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No. 808644 ID: be0718

This note tells us nothing Susanna didn't already know. Well, it was nice of her to reach out a little further before it all went to shit.

Fuck the beaver, fuck the snayor, just fuck SOMEONE ALREADY.
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No. 808647 ID: 8d4593

Add to your Mission Log: Explore outside the town, Find Rachel.

For now we have bigger fish to fry. Get a weapon from Susanna. It's time to beat some ass.
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No. 808655 ID: 064dbf

All I'm getting is that we need to chase the demons from town (or lure them) and bust open the well to get Sally down there.
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No. 808660 ID: 7832e5

>>808548
>Voodoo
Ooooh ok she's cajun or something. That explains why she's so incomprehensible all the time.
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No. 808662 ID: e136ae

>>808548
A bokor is basically a voodoo zombie -- someone given a poison to appear dead and is unearthed later in a stupor or trance. Which means that Susanna has died more times than what we've seen. Rachel is concerned with who would be her controller, not realizing that Susanna is ... of some state that allows her to come back from the dead on her own.

Unless... this is something Nelson Plath did to her. And Rachel knows it's Plath doing.

Best to see the mayor, but keep in mind she's likely scared and desperate and we've already seen what her leadership skills are like so I'm not expecting much.
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No. 808674 ID: 4af8a4

>>808582
Agreed, we should totally look for Rachel.
AFTER finding out what Susanna's plan is.
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No. 808779 ID: bf5c4c

>>808644
This. If we don't get a nut or get a kill on screen soon I'm gonna be pissed.
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No. 808824 ID: e1bc1c

>>808660
Haitian. She said it one of the first times we say her.
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No. 808828 ID: a19fce
File 149780939002.png - (26.15KB , 500x500 , 104.png )
808828

You disregard the note and hand it back to Lisa, then open the door to Susanna's office. It is completely dark inside.
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No. 808829 ID: a19fce
File 149780940190.png - (70.60KB , 500x500 , 105.png )
808829

The light spills onto Susanna, sitting cross-legged on the floor. She stands up when she sees you.

Susanna: "There you are."

Susanna: "I was worried about you."

You: "Is that a sword?"

Susanna: "A saber."

You: "You're not going to-"

Susanna: "This is the last thing I can do beyond killing everyone so that those bastards can't make them suffer like I did."
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No. 808830 ID: 0d1514

>>808829
Killing everyone should be Plan B yeah
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No. 808831 ID: 262ceb

"Yeah well how about before you start on the last things YOU can do you entertain the notion of the last things WE can do."

"... And no, I can't believe the words out of my mouth but by "things we can do" I don't mean just you and me and I don't mean fuckin'."
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No. 808833 ID: a788b7

>>808662

No, you have that absolutely backwards. A Bokor is the one who creates the voodoo zombies.
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No. 808836 ID: 32d29a

Ask her if the sword is anything special or if its just the only thing she has that is a weapon.
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No. 808837 ID: bfe862

>>808831 This is good
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No. 808838 ID: a788b7

>>808829

How did Cletus get out of coxwette?
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No. 808840 ID: 727bda

>>808831
Exactly. We need to work with her. She's crazy, but she's the only one with enough raw power to defeat the reverends. We can focus that power and kill them as a team.
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No. 808849 ID: 9876c4

If we could make it to the police station, there'd likely be guns.
That alone doesn't get us far, but if we could get them to townsfolk, we'd have a fighting chance.

If we can do something helpful, and it's not suicide, we should consider it.
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No. 808850 ID: 15a025

Ask her where your saber is.
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No. 808853 ID: 3ce125

>>808829
Let her know Davey is here with his rifle, and you are willing to help in the fight if you can as well. Even if it's just to be really lewd to lure one of the reverends away to make the fight easier.
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No. 808856 ID: bb78f2

>>808829
And maybe trapping them in concrete alive.
We COULD do that.
Make it so they can breathe but can't move.
Maybe even feed and drink them occasionally, if they do eat. As long as they don't respawn.

Or blind them with SO much sin.
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No. 808858 ID: 8d4593

Get me a weapon. I'm going with you.
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No. 808864 ID: 91ee5f

>>808856
It was already mentioned that trapping them is pointless because it's been tried before and they magically poof out of there. Trapping them in concrete is going to get the same result.
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No. 808867 ID: 50c95d

I'd like to ask her the following things:
With bastards is she referring to the reverends or the Plaths?
What exactly are her plans?
Does she have any idea why they aren't afraid of her anymore?
Does she know who are the forlorn?
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No. 808875 ID: d909da

A Cavalry Sabre? (heavy cavalry it looks like even) Jeeze. Hope she's strong enough to use it.

>>808831
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No. 808882 ID: be0718

Davey's got his rifle, Chuck's got a revolver, do you maybe have a... musket, lying around? Also, do you maybe have a plan other than 'stab the reverends repeatedly while they fail to die.' Fighting our way to the cat-acombs, maybe?

Also, we need to lure them away from the townsfolk. Let's make out under the oak tree.
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No. 808970 ID: fc33ea

Don't just go out there and commit suicide!

...I mean I guess it won't be as inconvenient as if I did, but come on, think! Charging into battle won't work.
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No. 808979 ID: 81ecbd

>>808875
Wait hol' on.
Could it be Cletus' gear- oh wait, he's infantry, not cav.
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No. 808984 ID: bb18a2

>>808875
>>808979
It's the same sword she used to kill the reverends: >>761063
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No. 808987 ID: bb18a2

>>808984
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/759736.html#761063
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No. 809005 ID: 70426b

>>808882
You know what would be an even better distraction?

Orgy.

I'll go ask all the women in town, and Geoff, if they're interested.
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No. 809011 ID: be0718

>>809005
That is the opposite of leading them away from the townspeople but it will certainly be an effective distraction

for us
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No. 809020 ID: 62f1df

>>808831
I agree. The townspeople may be clueless, but they're not spineless. Some of them know how to fight, and even those who don't can prove resourceful enough to come up with clever ideas to deal with the reverends.

As things are, what we should do is gather everyone and plan instead of charging and hoping we can kill them before they do.
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No. 809026 ID: 143250

>>808838
Ask about that.
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No. 809075 ID: f08985

Tear all your clothing and charge forth with a primal warcry. Head for snanal and Coxorgy.
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No. 809217 ID: a19fce
File 149792292964.png - (35.93KB , 500x500 , 106.png )
809217

You: "I need to know something."

You: "How did Cletus leave Coxwette?"

Susanna pauses and squints her eyes. She looks up and down your body.

Susanna: "It's been a mystery to me for ages."

Susanna: "It's something that Nelson did. He was obsessed, obsessed with the idea of love."

Susanna: "I'm just wondering how you knew about that."

You: "I saw his death in some of the, uh, carnal visions."

Susanna: "I'd forgotten the poor fool's face until now."

Susanna: "You look just like him."

She rubs her forehead.

Susanna: "His soul remains here and it's... it's..."

You start to sweat.

You: "Spit it out!"

Susanna: "It's finding your body."

Susanna: "Your body has a soul in it. Yours. So there's some... interference. The visions you see are interference. Have you noticed anything else unusual?"

There is a tapping on the window behind Susanna's desk.
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No. 809219 ID: 636dcb

Yeah, I noticed a strange tapping on the window behind your desk.
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No. 809220 ID: 3ce125

>>809217
Yeah, you've been seeing Lorraine.

See who's at the window. If it's a reverend just ignore it. If it's someone else you may need to let them in the front door.
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No. 809222 ID: 3abd97

>>809217
Honestly there's so much unusual I've noticed since I got here I'm not sure what to blame on a tag-along-soul.

>>809220
Might be worth saying you've spoken to the ghost, yeah.
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No. 809223 ID: 262ceb

Tell her about trying nelson's recipe and what you saw with Ramona.

And ask about what she did with Marcie again. Just the practical stuff. What does she need for it? What decides who she can use it on? Could she theoretically use it on the reverends?
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No. 809224 ID: be0718

Can I have a face to face with Cletus, like I did with Lorainne? Can you use blue agate to make him another body to haunt? I REFUSE to be a method actor for all eternity.
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No. 809225 ID: 91ee5f

>>809217
>Have you noticed anything else unusual?
Does anyone remember the name of that room that Ramona had locked in her house? We saw a glowing light coming from that room one time. Which, according to a vision we had when having sex with Susanna, might be from when the Reverends killed Nelson by tying him to a blue couch, blindfolding him, and then setting him on fire.

There's also the fact that we keep seeing Lorraine Plath's ghost up on the roof of the Plath House.

>There is a tapping on the window behind Susanna's desk.
It's the tree branch tapping the window cliché!
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No. 809237 ID: 62f1df

>>809225
Hah, I like you!

Yeah, let's point out that tapping and *carefully* deal with it.

Also tell Susanna about the ghost. Maybe we could somehow... use that?
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No. 809239 ID: bb78f2

>>809217
So we're clear, I'm NOT Cletus who's memories have been rewritten? If his soul is finding my body, I guess that explains why I can see Lorraine when nobody else can.

You may have forgotten his face, but... do you remember his personality at all? Was he any bit like me? Ignoring the fact he fell so much in love with Lorraine... which I guess isn't far actually from my feelings for Marcy, or my weird, Oedipus thing I got going on with... (Look around for Sally) Ramona.
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No. 809244 ID: 9876c4

No, wait. Something doesn't fit. IF Cletus' soul remains here, and HE LEFT, what inhabited his body? who, or what was steering?

Deal with the window soon, in case it's someone that needs help.
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No. 809263 ID: e1bc1c

>>809217
Maybe now would be a good time to mention you using Carnal speech from the Path's potion/recipe thing
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No. 809305 ID: a788b7

>>809263

That isn't what was giving chuck the visions though, since he was having them before then. And susanna knows how the carnal speech works already.

The visions were mainly of lorraine, cletus, and sinking into the couch on which nelson was burned. The last bit is probably the most relevant, since according to susanna you're essentially getting the scrambled porn version of cletus' memories from his soul trying to connect with you - and susanna's memories didn't show anyone else around other than her, nelson, and the three reverends.
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No. 809309 ID: 3ce125

>>809305
Cletus probably fucked Lorraine on the couch.
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No. 809332 ID: 143250

As far as unusual goes, say that you've seen visions of a blue couch, and you've been seeing Loraine at the Plathe house.
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No. 809337 ID: 8d4593

>>809217
I can see and speak to Lorraine.

Also look out the window.
Also, demons. Davie. The girls. We should hurry.
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No. 809366 ID: 50c95d

...

Ask her if separating body from its soul could be what allowed Cletus to leave and if she knows anything about soul binding.
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No. 809380 ID: 70426b

Let her know that a turtle man may have killed Cletus and ripped his soul out before he could truly escape.

That turtle is at the center of all this.
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No. 809385 ID: bbe4ca

>>809305

Another possibility for the couch visions is thay nelsons soul is ALSO still around and trying to 'find' chucks boxy, which would be potentially extremely useful
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No. 809451 ID: a19fce
File 149802241584.png - (43.68KB , 500x500 , 107.png )
809451

You: "You're kidding, right?"

Susanna: "What?"

You: "With that question. I haven't noticed anything but weird shit since I got to this fuckin' town."

Susanna: "I meant pertaining to Cletus."

You: "Sure. I talked to Lorraine for one."

Susanna stutters.

Susanna: "Lorraine. The Plath girl?"

You nod, leaning toward the window and walking toward Susanna's desk.

Susanna: "The one who was pushed from the rooftop?"

Susanna: "You saw her?"

You: "And I'm the only one who can, evidently. I saw her weeks ago, shortly after I got here."

You: "Wait... pushed? You mean she jumped. Right?"

Susanna: "If you believe the lie."

Susanna: "What are you doing?"

You: "Just checking out the window."

The tapping is still there. It is too arrhythmic to be a branch in the wind. Someone's tapping on the glass.
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No. 809453 ID: 3ce125

>>809451
Oh, the curtains are in the way. Well, don't stick your face near the glass when you draw the curtains; a reverend could probably attack you through the window.
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No. 809455 ID: 3abd97

>>809451
But yeah, she must see the soul thing too or something. Poor girl thought she was talking to him when I was there.
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No. 809461 ID: a19fce
File 149802484108.png - (18.75KB , 500x500 , 108.png )
809461

Keeping your distance, you peel back the curtain to look out the office window.

You: "You're gonna have to explain that to me. It's bad enough she thinks I'm her dead husband, but if she was murd-

Susanna: "CHUCK DON'T!"
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No. 809462 ID: a19fce
File 149802486043.png - (44.22KB , 500x500 , 109.png )
809462

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No. 809463 ID: a19fce
File 149802486759.png - (45.24KB , 500x500 , 110.png )
809463

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No. 809464 ID: a19fce
File 149802487870.png - (33.52KB , 500x500 , 111.png )
809464

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No. 809465 ID: a19fce
File 149802488656.png - (11.41KB , 500x500 , 112.png )
809465

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No. 809466 ID: a19fce
File 149802489685.png - (17.49KB , 500x500 , 113.png )
809466

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No. 809467 ID: a19fce
File 149802490971.png - (47.01KB , 500x500 , 114.png )
809467

THOCK
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No. 809468 ID: 3ce125

How do they have a SPEARGUN!?

I have decided Chuck should not go outside. Closing the curtain is a good idea though.
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No. 809469 ID: 7caf79

Welp, time for unbridled snek rage.
GAS THE SPOOKS
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No. 809470 ID: 636dcb

Shove the curtains closed while you apologize for the broken model ship bottle.
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No. 809474 ID: 91ee5f

>>809468
>How do they have a SPEARGUN!?
They don't. They just have a really good throwing arm.
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No. 809475 ID: 9876c4

obviously, this isn't going to end well.

On the other hand, you were looking for a weapon.
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No. 809477 ID: 32d29a

Shut the curtain. Head out of the room to where there is less glass.
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No. 809482 ID: 143250

while Staying in that pose Slowly back away from the window... and the reverend... and Susanna's broken bottled ship... And Susanna
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No. 809484 ID: 8d4593

"That ship was some magical bullshit wasn't it."

But Hey! Free harpoon! Yank that shit out. Time to get you Stabbin on.
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No. 809489 ID: 50c95d

Take the harpoon and make a victory pose.

"I'm sorry for the ship. I hope you didn't have any spells bound in there."
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No. 809508 ID: 70426b

New weapon acquired!

Name it "The Penetrator" after, of course, yourself.
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No. 809525 ID: 0d45a9

I can't tell if he was aiming for Chuck and he dodged, or if he was aiming for the ship or Snayor. "Please tell me that wasn't magical?"

Either way, back away from the window, and draw the revolver (I can't remember if you still have it), just in case the reverend tries to charge through the window.
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No. 809526 ID: 9112b9

Fucking rip in piss, magical shielding bote
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No. 809529 ID: 62f1df

Back away from the window and try to keep Susanna from doing anything reckless.

Note to self: stop taking stupid baits.
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No. 809547 ID: 1e7aa8

Get the fuck down and roll away from the window.
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No. 809550 ID: 262ceb

Ask snek to not freak out.
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No. 809551 ID: 15a025

Sure hope that ship in a bottle wasn't anything special.

Commandeer the sphere Chuck! Then un-leash your un-holy wrath on the monster!
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No. 809560 ID: ce0f5b

>>809466
Oh no, not the symbolism!

>>809508
Perereca Predator
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No. 809569 ID: e136ae

I find it very interesting that there seem to be new monsters. How many were there originally, I wonder?
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No. 809617 ID: bb78f2

>>809467
BREAKING AND ENTERING IS A SIN MOTHERFUCKER
And I KNOW IT
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No. 809622 ID: 3abd97

"...shit. That's bad, right?"
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No. 809701 ID: b62a1b

ask snayor if the boat was magic and if it can it be used in some way maybe as ash for a magic spell
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No. 809792 ID: 7b3f54

Not is all that it a-spears.
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No. 809850 ID: 064dbf

"Please tell me that bottle wasn't some kind of hoodoo voodoo bullshit and they just got more powerful." Said as you fetch the spear and ready you use it to defend yourself as if you actually know what you're doing.
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No. 809926 ID: 633baa

Bruh that thing is probably gonna climb through. don't pussy out and run immediately tho, just keep your eyes peeled on that window
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No. 809934 ID: bf5c4c

Oh it's time to fuckin' throw down
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No. 809996 ID: d85f5b

Yeah, that bottle was probably the magic that kept the dudes from entering the building. Time to run and hide, probably have to fight them on the way. Either way
> GET TO SAFETY!

Either the Plath house or the library methinks.
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No. 810510 ID: 47c14e

oh hey, free javelin
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No. 810667 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854013561.png - (41.72KB , 500x500 , 115.png )
810667

Susanna is speechless, trembling with fear. She looks at you like this.
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No. 810668 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854014816.png - (37.68KB , 500x500 , 116.png )
810668

Reverend Pewter beats his way through the window and climbs into Susanna's office.
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No. 810670 ID: e5b57f

"Come on! Snap out of it! Help me out here!"
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No. 810672 ID: 3ce125

Well fuck I guess the ship was part of the wards on this building. Or maybe it warded this room? Go for the harpoon and alert Lisa somehow. Definitely stand against the reverend, you know they can be killed. For once you have some reason to stand your ground.

If you have any time, see if you can nudge Susanna to snap her out of it.
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No. 810673 ID: e136ae

Such a fuckup.

Well Chuck, you up for a fight or not? Pewter just threw his weapon, why not give it back to him through his skull?

Or just grab Susanna and make a break for it. You'll probably have to head to the Plath house; it's probably the only safe place with its various protections.

Regardless, grab that spear first. No sense in letting him have any additional weapons.
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No. 810675 ID: 0d1514

>>810668
Throw things back at the good Reverend
Also ask for a nice printed list of Things To Not Do In This Town Because It Enrages The Spooks
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No. 810678 ID: 143250

Quick, throw your quest log at it as a distraction, grab Susanna's arm, and gtfo!
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No. 810681 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854157323.png - (26.46KB , 500x500 , 117.png )
810681

You grab the harpoon and hurl it at the reverend.
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No. 810682 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854158824.png - (15.89KB , 500x500 , 118.png )
810682

You were never an athletic man, so for a second you are proud of your shot. It might have just missed where a heart would have been, but even so, the reverend is completely unhindered. He continues to advance with barely a stagger at the impact.

You hear Lisa scream behind you.

Lisa: "SUSANNA!"
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No. 810686 ID: fc33ea

Borrow her sword real quick while he continues to not give a damn about you- try to lop off his head.
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No. 810687 ID: e136ae

>He continues to advance with barely a stagger at the impact.

Not beeg surprise. But if we're going to take obvious bait we'd also had to at least try to fight back.

Anyhow, let's see what Lisa wants and then we'd probably want to gather up everyone here and get them to evacuate. Either to the Plath's place or hit the library to get to the catacombs. If all the spooks are out of the depths it's probably clear for us to muck about there.
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No. 810688 ID: 3ce125

Okay, you know what, leave Susanna here. She'll snap out of it in time to defend herself, probably. Go help Lisa instead. Grab a chair or something and use it as a bludgeon since apparently piercing weapons don't do shit. Bludgeoning weapons will at least knock them back/over at which point you can either bash away and cave their skulls in like how Rachel killed one, or run for it. I'd suggest trying to kill one though.
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No. 810692 ID: 9876c4

I miss one update and you guys throw our only weapon away...

But yeah, help Lisa. She doesn't even have a sword.
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No. 810693 ID: e136ae

>>810692
Don't look at me, I wanted Chuck to go for bashing.
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No. 810695 ID: 143250

Lisa screaming? Did more come to surface? They are most likely drawn to you, the most sinful man in town. Grab Susanna, kick the door open, and save Lisa.
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No. 810696 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854385404.png - (46.05KB , 500x500 , 119.png )
810696

Susanna draws her saber, and the reverend produces a bloodied one from his robe.

Susanna: "Help Lisa."

You:

You: "Are you gonna be alright?"

Susanna: "Hurry up."
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No. 810697 ID: 91ee5f

>>810682
Ask Susanna if the reveyee.....reveyo.....red rum.....ah fuck it! Ask Susanna if that soup stuff that Ramona makes can do anything to the Reverends.
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No. 810698 ID: 3ce125

Uhhhhh we already said to go help Lisa? DO IT.
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No. 810699 ID: 91ee5f

>>810696
Oh come on! updated while I was typing! >_<

Go help Lisa!
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No. 810707 ID: 15a025

Body slam what ever is attacking Lisa!
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No. 810708 ID: 143250

Kick the door open. Think of the most sinful thing you can imagine to keep any reverend from attacking Lisa, and putting attention on you, like an orgy with all the women in Coxwette.
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No. 810709 ID: be0718

>>810697
Oh FFS, stop asking questions and go back to Lisa.
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No. 810710 ID: e6c6b6

Damn, it would've been so easy to take out this guy 2v1.

Fine. Go check up on Lisa. Can't have her dying before we.. anyway, go to her.
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No. 810712 ID: 9876c4

Make sure Lisa doesn't die a virgin.
Or at all, ideally.
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No. 810715 ID: 77c5e3
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810715

You rush from the office into the foyer. You hear Susanna's growling voice behind you.

Susanna: "COME ON!"

Susanna: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BURNED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

This is followed by a loud crash of metal on wood.
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No. 810716 ID: 77c5e3
File 149854543531.png - (57.02KB , 500x500 , 120.png )
810716

Lisa is in the entry chamber, battling with the front door.

Lisa: "OH THANK FFFFFFUCKING GOODNESS!"

Lisa: "CHUCK HELP ME!"

Lisa: "He was standing out there and then he

Lisa: "just"

Lisa: "suddenly started trying to get in here!"
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No. 810717 ID: 7fad5d

>>810716
Help her out and mention that her tits look amazing.
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No. 810718 ID: 3ce125

>>810716
Tell her you'll explain later, and help her brace the door. Though... if she has any scissors or a sharp letter opener we could cut off the reverend's arm while it's stuck in the door like that.
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No. 810720 ID: 143250

...Lisa dropped an F-bomb?

no time to get surprised by that. Charge and ram into the door, break its arm.
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No. 810721 ID: 0d1514

>>810716
Any sharp objects around that could sever a limb? Not gonna get a better chance.
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No. 810725 ID: e6c6b6

Use the power of your pointy shoes to beat down the hand. In theory, it's just weak flesh.
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No. 810727 ID: be0718

Grab some office supplies! A paper cutter blade, or something!
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No. 810732 ID: c31aac

>>810716
Grab the desk chair and bludgeon that arm into bits
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No. 810734 ID: 9876c4

>>810720
Yes this. Coincidentally plow right into Lisa.

Let's see if we can break that arm.
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No. 810749 ID: 15a025

There's probably a stapler around here somewhere. Try and find one and start smashing staples into that thing's arm.
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No. 810753 ID: 8d4593

TACKLE THAT FUCKING DOOR!
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No. 810756 ID: e136ae

>>810717
Yeah, don't forget to compliment her tits.
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No. 810763 ID: 91ee5f

>>810734
Break Lisa's arm or the Reverend's arm? Cause we might end up doing both if we plow right into Lisa!
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No. 810764 ID: 2b0a30

Grab a chair, beat on arm with it.
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No. 810779 ID: 1e7aa8

Bludgeon that hand with the heaviest thing you can find that isn't lisa.
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No. 810781 ID: 70426b

Cut off that arm, find a way to block the doors and windows, then try to find something these fuckers are afraid of.

Fire usually works to scare off night horrors. Have we tried setting them on fire? That probably won't work, they're filled with holy water.

Oh,I've got it. Electrocute him. He's filled with holy water, so it should be effective to at least frighten them off. Find some loose wires, and zap that fucker
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No. 810798 ID: bf5c4c

>>810781
hell yeah, dude. HELL yeah. Zap the FUCK outta him.
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No. 810831 ID: 62f1df

>>810720

This, obviously, THIS. Stop suggesting such convoluted plans. There's no time to look for anything, there's literally a monster at the door. Let's slam the door back on its stupid face right now!
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No. 810840 ID: 3abd97

>>810716
Start helping her push the door shut.

As an excuse to get way too physically close to her.
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No. 810852 ID: 77c5e3
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810852

You see Lisa starting to collapse. You don't have time to run around looking for something to fight off the reverend, so you charge the door and help her push it closed.
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No. 810853 ID: 77c5e3
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810853

The heavy door snaps shut around the reverend's forearm with a dry crackle. The limb, pinched between the two enormous slabs of oak, grotesquely slides back outside. Lisa quickly locks the door, and you bar it with the empty flag pole next to her desk.
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No. 810854 ID: 7fad5d

>>810853
"Your tits look fantastic. But Susanna's fighting one of the reverends. Saber duel. Harpoon broke a ship in a bottle she had and suddenly they were fine with coming in."
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No. 810855 ID: 3ce125

Alright now start hitting on Lisa. It'll distract the reverends.
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No. 810857 ID: 32d29a

Id say go one step farther. Go with Lisa into the room where the mayor is fighting the one reverend and then kiss the beaver while giving her a firm grope.
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No. 810858 ID: 8d4593

Now go help Susanna.
Is there another weapon like object around?
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No. 810860 ID: e136ae

>>810857
Yeah, sure why not.
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No. 810891 ID: e6c6b6

Take off your pants and go back to Susanna.
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No. 810892 ID: be0718

Equip beaver, return to Susanna.
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No. 810897 ID: 9876c4

There is nothing we can do in a swordfight, and plenty we can do with a flustered beaver.
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No. 810929 ID: 77c5e3
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810929

Lisa is too heavy for you to equip, so you just foolishly run back to the mayor's office. Really, the only thing keeping you from fleeing the building is the monster outside the front door.

You push open the door to see the furniture of Susanna's office splintered, and the floor covered in rubble. Books have been slashed off of the shelves, her desk is hacked down the center, and even her well-kept fern is in a shattered pile on the carpet. Susanna is near the center of the office, defensively batting away the reverend's recklessly aggressive slashes with a harpoon jutting from her shoulder. The noise of this fight is a staggering cacophony of snake screams and swords smashing into breakable objects.
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No. 810930 ID: e136ae

>>810929
Distract monster to give Susanna an opening. Preferably by dragging Lisa over and groping her in front of it. Or just yell lewd things. Don't attempt to show goods; that will give the monster a target we don't want to risk. Or just throw junk.
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No. 810931 ID: fc33ea

Think indecent thoughts to distract him while you look for something sturdy to throw at his head.
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No. 810932 ID: 8d9821

There are many ways we could distract the reverend with. I think getting Lisa involved would be too slow.

I think more than a portrayal of sin, the thing that would distract them the most would be a denial of their religion.
So try to shout, "Your God is fake! There is no God!", a few times.
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No. 810933 ID: 143250

sinful thought, and then throw your quest log at it as a distraction. That things has all sorts of sinful missions on it...
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No. 810937 ID: 3ce125

>>810929
Start thinking about plowing that snake ass.
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No. 810938 ID: 77c5e3
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810938

You run to the fireplace nearer to Susanna's door. It looks like it hasn't been used in quite a while. You grab the nearest implement, a cast-iron poker, and circle around the fight. You fill your head with thoughts of Lisa kissing Selma, riding Susanna's butt like one of those robotic bulls at novelty western bars, and being the filling in a snake/beaver sandwich. To top it all off, you shout at the reverend.

You: "I would say GOD is a piece of SHIT"

You: "But pieces of SHIT"

You: "ACTUALLY"

You: "EXIST"

Pewter looks almost comically taken aback, then starts to run at you. You hit him with the poker, sending a small plume of whatever that shit was that was on Rachel into the air. Hitting him feels like hitting waterlogged wood. It doesn't make much impact.
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No. 810939 ID: a0bd4b

>>810937
Don't just think it, describe it loudly and in detail. Make it steamy enough to get Suzie hot and bothered for it later.
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No. 810942 ID: 9e9eae

He won't die, so you just need him to not move. Focus on smashing his limbs, if you can make them out. Joints especially.
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No. 810943 ID: 9876c4

Wehll shit. This is bravery, more or less.
Keep up the pressure, try to give the Susannah room to strike decisively.
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No. 810944 ID: 1b7784

>>810938
Wait
Cold iron
Of fucking COURSE itd be cold iron
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No. 810946 ID: ea9895

Beat him as if you were beating down a door to a room filled with horny 18 year old girls, after not having sex for X years.
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No. 810947 ID: fc33ea

Get ready to block or dodge as he retaliates.
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No. 810952 ID: 3ce125

>>810938
You might want to focus mainly on defense while you've got his attention. This is a 2-on-1, so whoever's not getting attacked by the reverend can attack him without worry.
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No. 810956 ID: 77c5e3
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810956

Susanna does not ignore the opportunity to attack Pewter from behind, striking him ferociously on the spine and kicking him over. She pounces onto him, her eyes a non-reflecting black, and begins to hack and saw at his face and chest. You beat him anywhere you can with the hook of the poker, and Lisa joins in with the soot shovel. You have not seen Susanna so vicious since the harrowing vision you had of her murdering Pewter for the first time. She minces up his neck and pummels him with the hilt as if trying to kill him as many times over as possible.

The reverend stops moving after some time, and the mayor stands up. You look down over the ashy mess of what looks like a mutilated, burned corpse in a black sheet.

You: "Is he-"

Susanna: "No."

Susanna: "He'll be back. Could be hours, could be days."

Susanna: "Chuck"

Susanna: "Why did you come back in here?"

Susanna: "I told you to help Lisa and you brought her into the fray. What's wrong with you?"

Lisa: "I'm... ok though. Ma'am."

Susanna: "By luck."

You throws your arms out, and Susanna grumbles.

Susanna: "What you did was brave. Ok?"

Susanna: "But I'm not going to die. I need you to help the townspeople, because they will."

Susanna: "Help me get the bookshelf off of the wall. It's bolted."

Susanna: "I'm going to tip it over onto him."
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No. 810961 ID: 4fbf17

Help her, but ask her why. I mean, it's dead already, so what's the point of adding a bookshelf on top.

Afterwards, look her in the eyes and ask her how she's feeling.
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No. 810967 ID: 9e9eae

Help her with the bookshelf. While doing that, say you assume she got a bunch of agate off Sally, isn't there any magic shit she can do now that she couldn't before? Maybe the same thing she did to Marcie, only reverse them to being children or something? Hell, she said when she did Marcie she could feel what else was affecting her, maybe she'd find something out about the reverends? If their mojo is bound to some crystal somewhere then you just need to find it and smash it, right?
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No. 810968 ID: fc33ea

I'll help, but my money's on crucifixion, ma'am.
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No. 810971 ID: bb78f2

>>810956
So he will just get up again at this body and NOT poof and respawn elsewhere?

Because, I'm gonna be frank here, I'd rather bury him in concrete than under a bookcase. He escaped a cage, somehow, after all.
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No. 810974 ID: 91ee5f

>>810956
>But I'm not going to die.
Doesn't that mean that she would also take a few hours or days to come back? We wouldn't be able to hold out that long waiting for her to come back, seeing as she's the only person in town that even knows how to deal with these things!
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No. 810975 ID: 01764f

Burying him in concrete absolutely wouldn't work guys.

Like - think about it. Concrete doesn't just MAGICALLY APPEAR. You'd have to go find enough bags of cement, get a bunch of buckets, find a power mixer, mix it, pour it over him, and then wait for it to cure which can take a long time.

Assuming you could even find everything, you'd also have to carry it back and this is ridiculous.

>>810929
Tip bookshelf
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No. 810978 ID: 9876c4

We don't have time to mix concrete, and it's likely away in the warehouse anyway.

Follow her lead. because this isn't over yet.
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No. 810991 ID: 70426b

Burn his remains. Put them in the fireplace, and give him a taste of what those fires of hell he keeps going on about actually feel like.
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No. 810992 ID: 143250

Help tip the bookshelf on Pewter, then spit on the Pewter.
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No. 810994 ID: cc08c7

>>810956
All-Out attack successful. Finish that spooky bastard off.
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No. 811005 ID: 8d4593

I can lure them, you can murderfy them. If I wanna help the towns people I need you to cut them down.
Or a big gun.
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No. 811009 ID: 143250

>>811005
I like this answer. Let her know we can't do this on our own. We need teamwork here. that is why wee came back.
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No. 811012 ID: e1bc1c

Burning him does seem like a good idea, I mean you've got a fireplace, and I can't imagine there's much that would take him longer to come back from.
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No. 811015 ID: a0bd4b

Jizz on him.
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No. 811034 ID: 87353e

>>810956
Run few ideas past Susanna, like trying to put a ward or circle of power around Pewter's corpse to hinder his revival or dumping it in the fireplace to burn. If none of that would help though, then tip that shelf. As for helping the townsfolk does she think getting them to the Path Manor be the safest since its apparently also magically warded? There's also a Reverend waiting right outside the front door to Town Hall.
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No. 811035 ID: 3ce125

>>810956
Yes ma'm. Are the reverends going to be able to break in everywhere in town now that the bottle is broken? Seems kindof like keeping all your eggs in one basket in that case...

There's still two more out there. Call the plath house to warn them, then everyone else you have a phone number for. Whoever doesn't answer, you go check on. You could tell Sophie that Layla is injured but we're not certain where Layla is.
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No. 811047 ID: 32d29a

Just check, but would cutting the body up into pieces help or not?
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No. 811050 ID: 3abd97

>"Why did you come back in here?"
There was one pounding on the front door too, and if we left you alone and you lost, we'd be trapped in here with him.

Help her with that shelf.
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No. 811056 ID: 2120ee

>>811015
This might actually work, but you're gonna need Lisa to lend you her vag real quick to make it work.
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No. 811058 ID: a363ac

>>811015
"Sussana we have to have anal sex on top of it's corpse it might break them to be touched by sodomy jizz."
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No. 811086 ID: e136ae

>>811058
In addition you will have to eat Lisa out at the same time because we might need girl juice.
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No. 811154 ID: be0718

Topple it backwards onto him to deny him reading material!

Lisa should stick with the two of you for now because staying here alone is probably more dangerous. Your next stop is Marcie's bakery, because it's the closest building and some may have taken refuge in there.
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No. 811172 ID: 62f1df

The best thing to do right now would be to gather the townspeople. That's the best way to both see to their safety and gather all the manpower (well, mostly womanpower) available. You should gather whatever supplies the town hall holds then contact the locals.

Isn't there a phone service here? Otherwise, you'll have to go from place to place to bring them with you, probably to the Plath House, since it's the only building big enough to house that many people.

Right now, there's nothing concrete (no pun intended) to be done against the reverends. What you can do is damage control.
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No. 811184 ID: b8d5aa

ask what DOES kill the reverends. would susanna even know? maybe it is possible to kill them but she just doesn't know how? and also, what is the game plan? disable the reverends... and then what? relocate the inhabitants of coxwette? what's next?
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No. 811186 ID: d36af7

We just saw that they can slip through narrow cracks, which would explain escaping the cage in the river, but how about encasement in concrete? Or better yet plate glass, like an aquarium.
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No. 811213 ID: c7c14d

>>810956
can't you just like, separate the head ashes from the other non-head ashes? place them far away from each other and under watch?
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No. 811214 ID: 9876c4

if mundane solutions were effective at counteracting sorcery, it wouldn't be very good sorcery

Let's go be useful.
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No. 811221 ID: 1e7aa8

Tell Susana about the one out front, then try and pry some answers about the well and the catacombs out of her.
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No. 811222 ID: c7c14d

>>811214
i would bet you literally no one has ever tried.
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No. 811223 ID: 1e7aa8

>>811222
But there have been attempts that just didn't work..?
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No. 811256 ID: 4a49f1

>>810956
Encase him in concrete or put up glass panes while he is unconscious. This could be your last chance for a while.
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No. 811259 ID: 4a49f1

>>810956
Also take the opportunity to ask Susanna about the catacombs and the warehouse. Ask her how to defeat the monsters.
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No. 811265 ID: 62f1df

Why do you keep suggesting asking Susanna how to defeat the reverends? Be real for a minute: they've threatened Coxwette for *decades*. Don't you think that if there existed a way to dispose of them, Susanna would have tried it already?

As far as we know, the best place to find something to use against these monsters would either be that strange safe in Chuck's room at the Plath House, or at the bottom of the well, behind the weird door that Sally could presumably open.
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No. 811282 ID: e121d3

>>811265

Well, she need the blue agate to do magic with, and she hasn't had much of it before now. So theoretically there could be magic shit she hasn't tried that she wasn't capable of before.

The "someone would have tried by now" argument applies just as much to the idea of something being in the well or some other secret location. If people haven't explored this place physically all the way, it's equally possible they haven't explored all available solutions either.
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No. 811305 ID: 62f1df

>>811282
Alright, but that was Susanna not lending credence to the idea that there could be something useful there... or not wanting to risk it. As for the townspeople, they were too docile and ignorant to try anything anyway.

The point is that Susanna seems pretty sure that there is no way to deal with the reverends for good, so asking her sounds pointless. For the record, though, I would be happy to be corrected!
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No. 811306 ID: 4a49f1

>>811282
This, there's no way the reverends could escape being encased in concrete, and we already know the town has it since that is what they used to seal the well. Trapping the monsters is the fastest way to win condition for the quest.
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No. 811308 ID: e121d3

>>811305

Susanna is kind of mentally screwed up, though. She has baggage and seems like the kind of person who spent a lot of time trying not to think of certain things. There may be things she hasn't tried that she won't until someone gives her a nudge (or kick) to.

Like, for example, she clearly has a pathological hatred for the reverends, as would be expected from her experiences. There may be non-destructive ways of dealing with them, or magical things she can do that she's only ever considered doing to people she likes, that just never even occurred to her.
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No. 811339 ID: f0e552

>>810956
Can't we like pour holy water on these guys or something?
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No. 811346 ID: 9876c4

>>811339
No churches or holy men for miles around. Guess whose idea that was.
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No. 811352 ID: 91ee5f

>>811339
Technically, they've already got holy water on them because that's what's inside those tube thingies that the stabbed Chuck with.
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No. 811424 ID: 4fbf17

I want to vote against using concrete for several reasons.

First of all, we're in a critical situation and time is of the essence.
Secondly, can we even produce concrete on our own? Does Chuck know how to mix concrete? Last time he was simply helping Rachel.
Third, we don't have the tools and we would need to ask Rachel about them.
Fourth, it's dark. Concrete would not dry and harden fast at this time of the day.
And most importantly:
>>/questarch/770705
>Naz: “Someone tried to trap those monsters in a cage in the river, and it didn’t work. They just got dragged down into the water and drowned. When they went back to look, they just found an empty cage that was still locked.”
They disappear after they die and reappear elsewhere. Trapping them in concrete would inevitably cause them to die.

So! Even if somehow we magically trapped them in concrete, they will just disappear and reappear later.

Anyway, if you need something to work with, I posted some theories in the discussion thread.
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No. 811450 ID: e136ae

>>811424
This is why we need sexual fluids. They will wake up coated and will promptly wish they were dead instead.
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No. 811467 ID: 8133b3

Decapitate it. Burn the body, keep the head.
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No. 811481 ID: 62f1df

>>811308
Okay, I guess it's worth asking, just to be on the safe side. I still think it won't yield anything useful and will only piss off Susanna, but at least, we can check that off the list.

Killing the reverends, however, seems like it won't achieve anything very useful or lasting. As Susanna indirectly pointed out, the best we can do is to maim them and/or trap them.
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No. 811511 ID: bb78f2

>>811424
>They disappear after they die and reappear elsewhere. Trapping them in concrete would inevitably cause them to die.

I don't know if I'd say that, leave the possibility to breathe and MAYBE feed them if they need food? They could stay the trapped indefinitely.

Just trap them from the waste down, restrain their limbs (or chop them off), or whatever. Just keep them ALIVE, forever, trapped.
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No. 811527 ID: 399555

Would now be a good time to demand to know exactly what is in the catacombs and/or warehouse? they are the only places left that could hold a clue about the nature of the curse and how to lift it. The monsters are going ham and aren't scared of the mayor anymore, she's not in a position to still be keeping secrets if she really cares about the lives of the townspeople.
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No. 811604 ID: 8895f8

Cut off the arms and legs and cauterize the wounds
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No. 811617 ID: 9876c4

Slow the action scene down with needless caution and exposition.
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No. 811618 ID: e136ae

>>811617
What about desecration?
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No. 811626 ID: 9876c4

>>811618
I mean, sure, we could probably work that in.
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No. 811849 ID: 7fad5d

Get we leave, indeed. Get we leave as soon as possible.
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No. 811851 ID: 77c5e3
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811851

You: "We should just"

You: "pour concrete over him or something."

Susanna: "He'll come in from the woods again."

Susanna: "The bookshelf is really just in case he decides to get up in the next thirty seconds."

You: "What's with the model ship, then? Was that just this building?"

Susanna goes quiet.

You: "Was it just this-"

Susanna: "It was every building in town... except the Plath House."

You: "You've got to be fucking kiddin' me."

You: "Why didn't you just cast the spell on the whole town? Why'd you just do the buildings?"

Susanna: "That is a LOT more area than just the buildings. Look how much agate had to be in the ship!"

Susanna gestures to the shattered mess of the model on the carpet. The pieces of blue agate that made up some of the ship's components have turned to greyish-blue dust, reflecting a level of pulverization that is disproportionate to the fall impact. The mayor is growing restless.

You: "You shouldn't have kept it so close to the window!"

Susanna: "You shouldn't have opened the curtain!"

Susanna: "Why did you open that?"
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No. 811852 ID: 77c5e3
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811852

You: "How was I s'pposed to know he'd have a harpoon!"

This reminds Susanna. She walks over to pick up the harpoon that she had previously dislodged from her chest, and gives it to Lisa.
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No. 811854 ID: 143250

Enough arguing. It's reverend hunting season. Start with the one at the door.
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No. 811855 ID: f36501

Well.

Evac everyone to the Plath house I guess? We gotta check on Ramona anyways.
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No. 811859 ID: 6b1d95

Right now, the Plath House Inn is the safest place in town. Reverends were not able to enter it, despite the fact that it wasn't protected by Susanna. This means that that house has a protective ward of its own.

So our mission for tonight should be to tell everyone to get to the Plath House Inn. And stay there. It's gonna be quite a party!
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No. 811862 ID: bb78f2

You got that agate Sally got you, Susanna?
If that shit can ward them, it has to have the power to kill them permanently if we can get close enough, or we could maybe try something MORE clever with it if its possible. Trap them in a building then ward the building so they can't get out, or ward their spawn point instead if we can find it.

Whatever, we'll figure it out later, just remember to grab that agate Susanna. Hopefully Ramona might have also have more at the house, cause that sounds like something the Plath's would stock up on to make sure you can't do jack. Then we'll think of something.
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No. 811863 ID: 91ee5f

>>811852
"Well, Susanna, since you're the one that originally killed them after they killed you, I've gotta ask, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM TO MAKE THEM LIKE THIS?!?!"
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No. 811872 ID: 3abd97

Just apologize. You were trying to help, and you done fucked up.
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No. 811918 ID: 70426b

Well, let's round up the townsfolk and go to the Plath House.

It's the only safe place in town, and we need to make sure Ramona isn't dead yet.

Also, f u why does Lisa get to have The Penetrator? She can't even penetrate things... I assume.
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No. 811942 ID: 6b1d95

Oh yeah. The reverend also had a sword. So many weapons to choose from.

We should bring the fireplace poker and the sword with us. Something tells me the poker might be more effective than a sword against these guys.
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No. 811971 ID: 064dbf

I can't remember, did they have weapons when they killed the Plath guy and started this whole mess? I thought they just strong armed him.
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No. 811998 ID: 62f1df

>>811859
Finally!

>>811862
Yeah, all the blue agate at the Plath House would definitely be a big help.

>>811971
As far as I remember, they just overpowered him, tied him to a chair, and burned him. Nothing like a sword or harpoon was involved.

Talking about that, yeah, let's keep the sword (if Chuck can bring himself to take it) and fire poker at hand, just in case.
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No. 812026 ID: 486e87

Snayor shouldn't have kept such a fragile magic item in the open if it was so vital, but that's besides the point at the moment. Time is vital and the more time wasted the more the townspeople are at risk, so apologise or otherwise deescalate and start getting people to the Plath's house if it's still warded.
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No. 812245 ID: 77c5e3
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812245

You: "Alright whatever. If she gets the harpoon, then I get the reverend sword."

Lisa gasps.
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No. 812246 ID: 77c5e3
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812246

Lisa: "Chuck that has Layla's blood on it!"
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No. 812247 ID: 77c5e3
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812247

Susanna's eyes darken, as does the room. You do not feel completely ensnared, but you do hear a distant crackling and feel slightly floaty.

Susanna: "Be happy it is neither of yours."

Susanna: "As much as it pains me to say it, the Plath house may be the last safe place for the townspeople."

Susanna: "I just don't know how I'm going to do it, or even if they're all still..."

Her voice trails off and she blinks away her carnal speech.

a) Lisa and I will distract the reverends while you get the townsfolk
b) You distract the reverends while we get the townsfolk
c) [A different plan] >_
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No. 812248 ID: 4fe424

D) Get distracted by Lisa's ass and tiddies and signal this with your D.
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No. 812254 ID: be0718

Get distracted by the snayor's tiddies and suggest plan B. Wish her luck.
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No. 812261 ID: 9876c4

I think by any sane metric, Chuck and Lisa have the people skills, while Susie recovers from lethal wounds.

Plan b is obvious, unless we're being needlessly contrary.
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No. 812284 ID: 91ee5f

>>812246
"So? A weapon is a weapon and I ain't going out there unarmed!"

>>812261
This sounds good.

Maybe we should call the Plath House and let them know that the entire town is going to be coming over?
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No. 812289 ID: 8d4593

While Suzanna has combat ability, she can also use carnal speech to instill urgency into the towns people. We need her on crowd control.

We'll have chuck and Lisa distract. They can run the gamet around town.
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You: "Me 'n' Lisa can't fight 'em like you can."

Susanna: "Very well. I will distract them, then."

Lisa shivers.

Lisa: "Are you... going to be ok? Susanna?"

Susanna: "I told you, I will. You two gather up anyone left out in town. Go as fast as you can. Use the clipboard if you need to contact me, but don't get tied up worrying."

You: "Alright, but... they don't seem to like to chase you like they do the rest of us."
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No. 812294 ID: 77c5e3
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The mayor shrugs off her shawl.

Susanna: "Just go save them."
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No. 812295 ID: 77c5e3
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Susanna: "Now."
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Susanna: "I'll make sure they come after me."

END CHAPTER X
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No. 812299 ID: be0718

Go go Lady Godiva!
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No. 812300 ID: a363ac

>>812296
WOOOOOOOOOO YOU GO GIRL SHOW THEM REVARANDS WHO RUNS THIS TOWN AND CAN RUN AROUND NAKED!
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No. 812317 ID: 3abd97

She's snekkid.
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No. 812318 ID: 6b1d95

I don't like these options at all. There's no need for Susanna to get hurt. We would've had an easy job cleaning them up 3v2 because the other two reverends probably don't have any swords.
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