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5059 No. 5059 ID: b8d3e4

So there's this ancient, crappy Windows-based Strip Poker game from 1994 that only lets you play one on one and has numerous other stupid limitations. Why do I bring this up then?

Because you can make your own challengers!
It takes a bit of work and some outside compiling but it's pretty simple in terms of materials.

SO HERE IS THE PLAN: Make campy, dated strip poker entries for various Quest characters! This is fantastic and cannot possibly go wrong.

DISCLAIMER: Since this is basically just a means of winning a bunch of sequential images you don't have to make it about stripping. You could make it about someone playing in a big sunny field. You could replace losing articles of clothing with hardcore sex acts. Hell you could make a linear adventure with on-image word bubbles in which you progress by winning poker hands and eventually reveal the mysterious endgame!

GET THE PACKAGE HERE
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OXL71FS4
Included please find:

The Strip Poker "shell" EXE which you load up characters with. Character files are in DLL form. One really low-quality "test" DLL has been included, for Nan. This was done in about ten minutes SO DON'T JUDGE ME MANNN.
You'll also find a third item, a folder with instructions on how to make your own character DLL!

How to Use
When you play, be sure to go into options and choose "Show at normal size" so the images aren't stretched/squashed. It's also a good idea to set starting money to 1,000 instead of 3,000 since that takes forever.
Every time either person runs out of money they'll remove one article of clothing and get back in the game for +$1,000.
In-game, if you're confident of your hand, spam bets of 500 (the max amount). Betting less is pointless and takes forever.
Finally, if your opponent runs out of money, you don't have to actually PLAY the final hand. Just get them to bet their last dollar and they lose.
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No. 49350 ID: e3f578

Rokoa or Punylocks
Priority vote on Punylocks
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No. 49353 ID: 85bd72

Rokoa. And Punylocks.

And Matron. >_>

Because Greed.
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No. 49354 ID: 94ed3e

Punyglocks 5ever.
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No. 49356 ID: 1a99f0

rokoa
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No. 49357 ID: 40cb26

Punylocks would be cuter.

But whoever you do, give them more clothes to take off. Or just underthings.
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No. 49359 ID: 8b538b

...

Tom. Tom forever.
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No. 49363 ID: dc4a44

Fraga
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No. 49364 ID: 049dfa

punyglocks
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No. 49365 ID: a83682

Kappi, Hok, or Tin.
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No. 49366 ID: d1ad31

Rokoa
or Hilt and Lilu
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No. 49367 ID: d6af4f

>>359131
Oh, yeah, punylocks was supposed to be up there too. Apparently people didn't need the reminder of her existence anyway.

>>359149
Preferably but not necessarily.

And regardless of who wins they will have more clothes than their normal quest attire of 2-3 articles of clothes.
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No. 49368 ID: e3f578

>>359167
There's always that sensual dance Rokoa jokingly promised too! That's probably an additional clothing option!
I have to see how different culture's dance! And I also want to know how a psychopath dances.
Or Punylocks.
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No. 49371 ID: d6af4f

It's pretty much between Rokoa and Punylocks, sans amazing comebacks. So here's a reference for the two for those who do not follow the respective quests.

Rokoa on the right: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/132629139151.png

Punylocks: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/131999104787.png
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No. 49374 ID: 5bf190

I have to say Rokoa.
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No. 49375 ID: 340fc9

Punylocks!
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No. 49377 ID: 382193

>>359171
Punylocks!!!
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No. 49380 ID: 7c31d2

punylocks
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No. 49386 ID: b0d1a8

Rokoa
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No. 49388 ID: 1854db

Punylocks.
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No. 49392 ID: c6ec33

>>359153
Best answer.

Failing that, Punylocks. Rokoa is pretty bangin', though. This is a tough decision. :C
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No. 49394 ID: 1268e6

My vote for Punylocks.

Anyone still got a better way to play this game on Win7 than DOSBox? Because it's pretty slow, particularly when half of you insist on making hugeass images that I can never see in full anyway because they don't fit the screen.
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No. 49395 ID: d6af4f

>>359194
Speaking of images too big, what is the ideal size for this anyway?
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No. 49397 ID: 40cb26

>>359195
Hard to say. I find resizing not worth the hassle since it always goes back to the small box and I open it up full size anyway. The size you've been using is ok for me, a little smaller might be better. Don't know how others fare.
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No. 49398 ID: 94ed3e

768x768 is probably the highest you would want to go, and I believe it is the highest anyone has done. 1024x768 is the highest you're going to get in the DOSBox workaround, and anyone not using that is probably using an older system with a low resolution anyway.

The DOSBox option is the current best way to go if you have a 64-bit system. 2563d4's easy mode way to open up the poker program (updated to have all the current dlls already) can be downloaded here:
http://uploadmirrors.com/download/1QXENDHN/DosBoxPoker.7z
You should be able to just throw it into C: and then run the "Windows 3.1" .lnk file. You can change where you put it if you also change the config file.

If you don't need the DOSBox but need a non-mediafire host, these are the DLLs uploaded to a frillion hosts (I had the same 26 that Cockhole did, so I am pretty sure this is all of them):
http://uploadmirrors.com/download/05VKPNXT/POKER.7z
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No. 49399 ID: 1854db

Please don't make your images bigger than like 600x500. It's hard to be able to view them while also being able to see the other game-related windows!
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No. 49400 ID: 1854db

...actually 600x500 might be too big too. Someone would have to fiddle around with it to see what the maximum resolution is while keeping the game windows visible.
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No. 49401 ID: 94ed3e
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49401

I had forgotten how completely terrible the UI is. 1000x600 seems like the maximum you could go while still being playable, but you need to move the ui a lot for that and it will look a bit silly.
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No. 49402 ID: d6af4f

Okay I was going to keep voting up for awhile but Punylocks/Lumei/Punyglocks is in a significant lead over Rokoa. So Punylocks wins.

And if I do a dll past punylocks, it will then be Rokoa, due to having a decent number of votes as well.
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No. 49406 ID: 8e18cd

>>359202

Please lower the resolution on the images in the last DLLs because the dlls are near-unplayable.
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No. 49407 ID: a9f1dc

>>359206
I have to agree. Aim to include the character only, and limit white space as much as possible. Otherwise >>359201 this happens! Remember that you can't really move the betting/dialogue box (it resets) so it's important to take that in consideration.

However, any dll that comes out now is okay~!
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No. 49408 ID: d6af4f

I'll note the size for the punylocks DLL, with the upper dimension limit (likely height) left at 500 just to be safe.
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No. 49471 ID: 2fee57

On the subject raised earlier on August 2010 and then in December 2011, I don't know how hard it'd be for someone with C++ skills to do, and I'm aware I could come off as a bit of an idiot, but perhaps PokerTH's source code could be edited to be used as a base (Granted, it's currently based around Texas Hold-'Em, but the type of poker surely isn't that great an issue?)

I have next to no skills in programming (Read: I once made a deal-or-no-deal-esque game in Visual Basic, and that's it) but it seems like it would be an easier base to work from than the other strip pokers mentioned, what with the source being open and all. It would need editing to be strip poker, and not just poker, of course, but it seems slightly better than wrestling with old or closed-source code or writing from scratch? Just a suggestion.
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No. 49817 ID: 1268e6

>>359271
Might work.
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No. 51238 ID: 30df25
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51238

(To make sure it doesn't get lost) the Homestuck fandom has been working in parallel with their own art assets. Most of it was lost in the Great FBI-ing Of MegaUpload, but some kind soul posted their backup to mediafire. I'm checking it out now.

This is what passes for the official Homestuck project's forum (since the official MSPAF forbids naughty things): http://sburbchan.net/aart/res/993.html
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No. 51352 ID: 6f371e

>>361038
Holy shit, thought sburbchan went down. Good to see it's up again.
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No. 51370 ID: 30df25
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51370

Now that I have wiki access, I've updated http://tgchan.org/wiki/Strip_Poker
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No. 51374 ID: 6dddd5

>>361170

There's a new version of the PokerGame I'm developing. The thread should be a page or two back.
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No. 51375 ID: 2563d4

>>361170
>This game is so old it's 16-bit MS-Windows, so any OS after 1994 is probably going to choke on it.
Well, you filled it with nonsense.

I particularly like that the OP of this very thread is it running under Windows XP, released 2001.
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No. 51378 ID: 2fe09b

>>361175
And I'm running it in Vista.
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No. 51388 ID: 953355

>>361178
Why do you subject yourself to 32 bit vista?
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No. 51391 ID: e3f578

>>361188
Is there really that notable a difference in performance for the average user? Not that I'm saying that guy your asking is an average user, I have no idea, but I don't know if that shit runs noticeably faster or on a slim margin or like there's cool features in a 64-bit Vista/7, I just dunno.
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No. 51403 ID: 30df25
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51403

>>361175
> Well, you filled it with nonsense.

Yes, because one wrong "probably" invalidates the entire page. Don't be so melodramatic.

>>361174
> There's a new version of the PokerGame I'm developing.

I see it. >>/questdis/360343 Thank you for picking it up; this 16-bit windows thing is damned clunky.
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No. 51408 ID: 2563d4

>>361203
>You only highlighted the most egregious error, therefore it must be the only one
Good news! Just fixing the fucking article was less hassle than arguing with you. Be happy.

I even bothered to put LD's latest links in rather than a broken mediafire link.
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No. 51412 ID: 6dddd5

>>361208

It will not be Texas Hold'em (Although if someone pays me, I'll add that option - it requires a whole different AI) but rather regular Five-card draw poker.

Please correct that.
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No. 51414 ID: 30df25
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51414

>>361208
whatever. Call me a dog-molester if it makes you feel any better. I wanted to update the wiki page because the alternative is to read an entire thread that started over three years ago. I feel the strip-poker project (old or new) could use more love, and I wanted to lower the barrier to entry.

Must we use uploadmirrors.com as the download link? The first download site it offers wants me to install their custom "one-shot" software to download the file (trojan? I don't dare try it), and of the remaining 12 sites, only 2Shared and Rapidshare are not "file not found" errors.
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No. 51415 ID: 2563d4

>>361214
>Call me a dog-molester
Now where the heck did that come from, Captain Issues?

>I wanted to update the wiki page because the alternative is to read an entire thread that started over three years ago.
Ideally you should have done the latter to achieve the former.

>I wanted to lower the barrier to entry.
The barrier to entry is people actually drawing frames. Show up with a bunch of pictures and text ready to go and see volunteers fall over each-other to package it up. (It's at least two, which is an order of magnitude above the capacity needed.)

>Must we use uploadmirrors.com as the download link?
No, what we "must" do is use one that's actually current. If you want to get your dodgy strip poker off of some other dodgy site suggest it to whoever next bundles it up.
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No. 55755 ID: c811c4

Lumei/Punylock/Punyglocks took me forever to get around to it but here it is.

http://jumbofiles.com/4va2brpxvdxb
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No. 55757 ID: f7ae22

http://jumbofiles.com/ptakccswoeg7
The DOSbox solution (by 2563d4) for playing strip poker uploaded on a different host (note: you will also need to install DOSbox.) Should include every quest dll up to Punyglocks. New .dlls get put into the POKER folder.
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No. 55781 ID: 1d5849

>>55755
This is pretty good, but the last image is a bit disappointing: it's less revealing than the one before it.

I was expecting something more exciting in its stead, what with already seeing all of her.
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No. 55790 ID: f72f26

well I for one thought the .dll was top notch!

great job Lagotrope!
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No. 55911 ID: 1963d1

>>55755
This link is 403'd for me? Any ideas why?
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No. 55912 ID: c811c4

>>55911
No idea, it's working for me, so it probably isn't a universal issue.

>>55781
After the second to last image, there wasn't really much else to be done unless I did a back view of - oh. Hindsight.

Vote Time

Technically I said I'd do Rokoa next since she got second in the last vote, but instead I'll just do another vote to give another character a chance for me to spend 3 months to do a few images.
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No. 55913 ID: a9298b

>>55912
Rokoa
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No. 55917 ID: f72f26

Grasswind
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No. 55918 ID: e3f578

Polo!
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No. 55919 ID: 132b99

snake tits.
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No. 55920 ID: e894c0

R-R-R-Rokoa
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No. 55922 ID: 049dfa

punyglocks again
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No. 55924 ID: 516a9d

Rokoa~
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No. 55925 ID: 7c31d2

Does Lagotrope count as a character? Because if so I vote for him
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No. 55926 ID: a83682

Kappi!
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No. 55927 ID: c460ad

Rokoa!
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No. 55932 ID: c891d3

Sure Rokoa why not.
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No. 55934 ID: eba9b6

Hilt
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No. 55976 ID: 7a2594

Rokoa foh' shizzle
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No. 55980 ID: c74c7d

Hilt
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No. 55981 ID: f7ae22

Hilt
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No. 55991 ID: bd67a0

Hilt
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No. 55992 ID: 9d7673

Hilt & Lilu
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No. 55993 ID: b0d1a8

Rokoa
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No. 55994 ID: 51cbdf

Row-row-Rokoa, gently down the stream.
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No. 55995 ID: e3f578

Switching vote from Polo to Rokoa
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No. 56000 ID: f453e3

Rokoaaaaaa
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No. 56645 ID: 02d6c5

In light of recent events, Polo AND Rokoa in the same game.
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No. 56647 ID: cf49fc

>>56645
As much distaste as I have for strip poker, voting for Polo and Rokoa. Because honestly, I want to see the holocaust involved.
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No. 56648 ID: c3c502

Hell, if you put coffee cake in the pot, Polo might even agree to play. (Rokoa is crazy. And enjoys fucking with people. She'll be easy to persuade).
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No. 56649 ID: d7e757

>>56648
>>56647
whynotboth.png

Yes please.
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No. 56710 ID: 886a4d

Both of them sounds good.
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No. 56711 ID: c460ad

Voting both if at all possible.
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No. 56712 ID: e3f578

I wanted Polo in the first place so I'm going for broke and say yes totally both
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No. 56717 ID: c891d3

Okay I can't not vote Rokoa and Polo.
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No. 56718 ID: 997ce7

>>56717
Yep
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No. 65610 ID: 55c4cf
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65610

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/moo/src/TGChanPoker.zip

All current made character.dlls that I am aware of, including the new Zane.dll

This package includes the basic game for Windows XP users and a modded DOSBox for Current computers, with a DOSBoxPortable exe that you can click and it just loads the game.

Thanks Squeeg for compiling dlls and helping me organize this, Dylan for programming some magic for easy playing, and Seal for bitching about the thread's instructions and coaxing Dylan into making it not a piece of shit.

have fun!
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No. 65611 ID: e53b4d

>>65610
i am still the king of strip poker

bow before my compiling

(and hit me up if you want me to do it)
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No. 65619 ID: ec6d4c

Pretty cool, although having to juggle the windows around every time a different sized picture loads is kind of annoying.

And some of the images are just too big to view at all. Gnollflakes in particular is ridiculous. I'm playing strip poker with a cropped head. :p
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No. 65626 ID: e53b4d

>>65619
You can resize the window and move it around so that it's less difficult to see. LawyerDog's layout is great:
>>49401

Also click on Options and set it to "Show at normal size."
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No. 65632 ID: ec6d4c
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65632

>>65626
Thanks, that does make it easier. Although there's just no good layout for a few images.

...also, I am having entirely too much fun fooling around with this silly windows 3.1 emulation thing. :V

(If you try to feed it anything besides a .bmp for a background it gets upset at you).
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No. 65636 ID: e53b4d

>>65632
The solution is to emulate Windows XP in a VM so it can be any size you want.
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No. 65699 ID: 38e348
File 135701667593.png - (11.03KB , 120x120 , pokerpreview.png )
65699

Happy New Year from Jukashi and the Undermind! Radde and Piyerra.

http://www.filedropper.com/raddeandpiyerra
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No. 66136 ID: 49f442
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66136

http://www.filedropper.com/demesi
New .dll

Special thanks to Squeegy for compiling it, and Seal for finding me a program with which to try and do it myself now.
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No. 66140 ID: 684a79

>>65610
>>65699
Awesome!

>>66136
The best character makes an appearance! Doubly awesome!
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No. 66142 ID: 695191

>>65699
This file seems not to be up anymore, can we get an upload elsewhere?
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No. 66148 ID: be7fd9

>>66142
Here you go.

http://www.mediafire.com/?hjr6sirnr8g8dvs
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No. 67579 ID: 65449b

>>66142
Speaking of mirrors, here's a Demesi .dll mirror:

http://www.mediafire.com/?zv6b9w4v2ybs38m
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No. 67583 ID: 332f47

>>66136

How did I just notice this? This excellent. Nice use of the medium.
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No. 70409 ID: 4fdf94

Would anyone happen to have the Homestuck dlls or a link to the Mediafire?
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No. 70566 ID: 3c70d1

>>70409
https://mega.co.nz/#!Uc4TlLCQ!Xr-GVDjMBPj-eYorxwOFAkE0PPxmu5Z08TqPwbSt4Y4

There you go. All that came of my little experiment. Sburbchan got taken down before we could do more, not that many were lining up to make them in the first place.
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No. 70645 ID: 4fdf94

>>70566
Thank you so very much.
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No. 70671 ID: 3c70d1

>>70645
No problem.
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No. 77887 ID: 30df25

>>70566
I've converted them to pythonpoker format.
see >>77885

(polite sage)
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